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This is a challenge to nairaland ladies!! Those melons are arrogantly firm.

Where are the boobs

BluePearls:
Today is my birthday, please show me some love guys..

We are not gays

Call07034780891:
Joseph Ani, I like fighting dirty, you are too soft for my liking. Please go and call your superior. Dwarf Izza bastard

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You are so dramatic. Posting random pictures of God knows who. I'm laughing at your insanity

Call07034780891:
Thunder fire you and fire your useless father. When you came to this thread, what did you do other than to start writing rubbish? Bunch of hopeless miscreants. Bring it on, I will be here to deal with your bastards

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Anambra, the hopeless entity of Pablo Escobar cousins.

Call07034780891:
Who is this cursed animal? Please point your relation in the pit below. Bunch of hopeless people

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Predictable asshole, your penchant for smoldering other igbos would be trashed today. Idiot.

Unapologetically, anambra is a curse to us. They've been a nuisance, bringing shame to peace loving Igbos.

Call07034780891:
Worthless bastard, you should be mourning your people that were massacred as a form of sacrifice. Useless people.

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The useless people are your bastard brothers rotting away in foreign prisons. Anuofia

Ronaaldo:
abakaliki and nsukka slaves, mind you. We also make money off them.

That's what I've been saying for long! anambra is a primordial enclave of flatigious idiots.

Ronaaldo:
LOL. And after peddling the drugs and making the money, you sell your children to us as househelps or slaveworkers.

Anambra is made up of slaves? No wonder you guys are so imbibed with crime like the black Americans. You must be smoking shisha to forget your kinsmen in foreign prisons.

Ronaaldo:
Who cares what shithole abakaliki competes with? Abakaliki remains a disgrace to igboland for portraying us as poor, backward and almajiri-like. Why should a sane person calling himself governor waste billions to build flyover in an almost empty state that its inhabitants are daily fleeing to anambra state due to crushing poverty? It is the same thing in enugu state.

Here is the Anambra supremacist that could be in somewhere in Malaysia peddling drugs.

Baroba:
One man saw the pack of my Mi Max when I got, in his own words; " which kind phone be this ziaa mi. Laugh nearly killed me.

BeardedTraveler:
Chao-mi , Shao - mi.


E.g chao - mi the money

Thanks

Gptech:
Shao-mi.

Same with Gsmarena, Shao-mee.

How do you pronounce "Xiaomi"?

TechPanda:
You Sound So Confident In The S8.
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You Must Be A Die Hard Samsung Fan Then.
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But I Guess You Haven't Been Following The Consumers Community Either
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Anyways, I Don't Mind Briefing You In,

- The New Display Design Which Eleminated The Home Button Is Becoming A Problem. It Has Badly Affected User's Experience.
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- The Audio Keeps Loosing Contact When Ever The S8 Fall Or Is Shaken Hard.
- Wirless Charging Keep Pausing.
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These Are Just But A Few.
I Wish To Fill You In On Many More Technological Matters That Concerns You As A Consumer, But You've Got To Let Me.
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The Community Would Be Glad To Have You. So Come In.

You are obviously reading through the opinions of Indians. They complain just about anything electronic, don't take them seriously.

Rearresting his excellence, Mr Kanu could further exacerbate the uncertainty of this country.

This thread keeps raging like wildfire. Where are we heading to abeg?

Gptech:
Wetin u think, wen rumours say Mi note 8 go use 10mp Sony xmor sensor, with aperture f 0.7, better than current dslrs, and advanced ois+eis, 32gig ram, 5 terabyte rom with upload speeds of 320mb/s, 5500mah battery, snapdragon 890 built on 1nm process, cpu up to 10ghz, phone thickness of 4mm, foldable-indestructible 5.7 inch screen, maximum brightness of 5000 knits, minimum brightness of 0 knit, phone mass of just 100g, liquid proof with temperature endurance of about 100°C for 2 days, rocket charge that charges phone from 0 to 90% for just 19 seconds,...... ...

My biro don finish.

Battery should be nuclear reactor, display 8K with built-in projector and camera hubble telescope. And how about making it bullet proof, shock proof, water proof and fire proof?

Picture gotten from P-square Facebook page.

GrandMufti:
November for mediatek variant and January for snapdragon variant

That's still far. But I'm gonna wait.

Who knows when Xiaomi will launch Redmi note 5

Someone is gonna salvage this car and import it to Africa. Watch out!

That company that is reusing "nuts"? No, thanks. Tesla for me.

Umahi violated the sanctity of the Ebonyi people by harboring his paid thugs in the government house. He goes further to enrage our collective displeasure when his paid hoodlums nearly lynched to death a journalist for criticing his governance in the government house. This is draconian! Beating up a journalist can only be done in the most hermit regimes elsewhere. We won't have parallel in the contemporary world if things continue this way in Ebonyi state.


Suppression of freedom of speech is a paramount to all dictators in history, Umahi won't be different - We need to rise up to this anarchy!

Unless he apologized to that young man his paid thugs battered, this will hunt him for the rest of his political career.

And of course, I'd like to let you all know that I am Ebonyian.

Over to his online warriors on the forum.

Nweze1986:
Fool stop misinforming the public

Umahi, your pay master should elaborate to us why he ordered the beating of a journalist in the government house, which amounts to truncation of freedom of speech.

The Ebonyi dictator! Here I present to you the modern day dictator. He unflinchingly harboring hoodlums in the government house, which he is using as an attack dogs to suppress democracy. Giving him award is just like awarding Kim Jong Un for good governance.

Those eyes

Charles Otu, who on Tuesday used his Facebook page to criticise Governor David Umahi and attack some prominent Ebonyians

In your haste to defend your pay master, you forgot that we are in democracy, where freedom of speech is paramount. The young man has every right to criticise his governor. You assholes in ebonyi state propaganda payroll should stop worshipping Umahi, he's doing what he was elected to do.

And of course, I'm Ebonyian.

Pidgin2:
Nigerians hope you are reading this? India, so called technology hub are the most desperate individuals in the world, Nigeria is still better

Technology hub for real? Who told you that??

Before taking a tour to this lovely place, I'd like to ask a very simple question. Who is overseeing this state, Boko haram or the Nigerian government?

prettyboi1989:
baba what are you saying that ebonyi state is developing? lmao, whenever u hear ebonyi state just know its abakaliki that they are referring to. the other parts of ebonyi state are nothing to write home about. you should take a tour to okposi, isu, uburu, abaomege etc then you'll feel sorry for Ebonyi state

It does have to start from somewhere.