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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji And Laura Ikeji: Throwback And Now Photos by Gobhanky: 2:41pm On Aug 04, 2017
U dont need to quote me
Fuc u and your explanations.
No homo
Fuc off my quotes
sweetchii:
JYour comment reek of so much jealousy and pain. The rules is that. When you are happy with other people's success you hav a great chance of being successful. Judge yourself sincerely, where you are now in life is it anywhere close to where this hardworking woman is? It's in your hands to free yourself, with this kind of bitterness my dear I pity your life.
Crime / Re: "Sultan Of Sex" Blackmails Over 150 Women With Sexual Intercourse Films by Gobhanky: 12:12pm On Aug 04, 2017
When it comes to unlimited perverts
Uncontrollabe masturbation
Rape
Indians are phd holders in that
Sports / Re: Nigerian Condemns Signing Of Matic On Manchester United Facebook Page, Got Slamm by Gobhanky: 12:08pm On Aug 04, 2017
I need tosetan food badly.
Oya bdpa boiz
Join me at main gate

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Celebrities / Re: Funke Akindele's Epic Response To A Fan Who Got Tired Of Jenifa's Diary by Gobhanky: 11:12am On Aug 04, 2017
Do guys watch dat shit
Homo
Nairaland / General / Re: Four Dead As Explosion Rocks Anambra by Gobhanky: 10:13am On Aug 04, 2017
Abi dem dey light baz (ciga) for dia.
Dem think say na hollywood movie.
Sometime last 2yrs
I was at ibadan
Near one place called veturan cinema
Went to buy fuel all of a sudden
A sicko agbero from dia garage came into the station threatning to blow it up if they ddnt sell into his jerrycan
Nxt thing d guy bring out lighter begin strike am very close to the attendant.nobory stip him.omo naso i dey run go back.everybody don abandon dia cars .see fuel attendants dey pull thier uniform wan run.
I was like fuc.if d lighter fell.the 1st explosion wud be from the pump i was stsnding close to.
Then dia underground thanks
Other cars
Omo i no wan die.
Ibadan na very useless place.
Imagine a common agbero dey wan boko haram filling station with lighter.
Nawa o

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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji And Laura Ikeji: Throwback And Now Photos by Gobhanky: 9:57am On Aug 04, 2017
Ugly biches
Over ugly two
No make up free for ugly monkeys in a hungry zoo
U must be dumb if u thinkin its only bloggin dats bringin money too
Linda fuc u..fuc your sister.
Over rated ugly ass fool

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman "Revives Dead Baby" In Cameroon (Photos) by Gobhanky: 7:50pm On Aug 03, 2017
Does any sane mother carry a dead baby to church
Oh ye false prophets
So many don die for naija
He nor revive.
Na for far away.
Otobo fucka
Your father

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Crime / Re: Jealous Lover Traces Cheating Girlfriend To Hotel, Damages Property by Gobhanky: 7:47pm On Aug 03, 2017
U mean he played that nollywood scene at the bar where the minor characters destroy electrical gadgets and anything at sight ranging from alcohol bottles..glass cups.discjokeys..pool table sticks...chairs.
So a whole aboki destroyed a carton of beer and 15 glass cups at 25k value.
Well sha wetin u expect.
Naso i carry one side bich go hotel
Ordered for indomie.dats 4..2. 4 indomie 2 eggs with 2 bottle water and pkastic coke.
By the time i wan sleep dem day mai food na 3500.
Men i shock.
Since na hotel.
If bottle water on the street is 100..150
Hotel own go be 700.
Fucking thieves.
Those cups no go worth pass 3k or 4k
Celebrities / Re: Ada Slim Replies Tonto Dikeh – ‘I Outed You For Mocking Me When My Father Died’ by Gobhanky: 4:13pm On Aug 03, 2017
Negative energy
Science/Technology / Re: Awoof Bitcoin Deals by Gobhanky: 2:00pm On Aug 03, 2017
Scam
Crime / Re: Soldier Stabs Okada Rider To Death, Boasts He Has Killed Many People by Gobhanky: 1:11pm On Aug 03, 2017
So afonja don dey copy aboki.
I be think say na only aboki dey carry dagger.
Dat bastard afonja must have learnt stabbing unarmed civis frm uk.
When it comes to stabbin
No go uk o.
Na stabbing to death things.
Since he is a knife adict
D police shud stab his head
Neck
Testes
Dey shud also gife him the crucifix nailing of the hand
Soliders are always useless
Crime / Re: Grandma Catches Armed Robber Trying To Break Into Her House by Gobhanky: 1:06pm On Aug 03, 2017
See machine.
I neeed dis double barrell
To blast awon badoo gang
And omila with local cut to size
Crime / Re: Tourist Who Teased A Bear By Dangling Food In Its Jaws Was Dragged Inside The Be by Gobhanky: 1:03pm On Aug 03, 2017
Bear wey deyuse hot water brush yansh
Na cold water go come scare am.
If he even see acid sef
Na sprite to am.
U geh luck say the bear nor be 15ft
Dis one na learner bear
Panda
Cover
Politics / Re: PDP Settles For Atiku & Fayose As Presidential Candidate & VP Respectively - SR by Gobhanky: 8:06am On Aug 03, 2017
Im never gonna cast ma vote
Till my mates taking over.
Fuc fayose
Fuc atiku
Fuc pdp and to its party members spread all over.
We living in limbo
Moving in circles.
Old cabals and rascals
Wtf do these clowns need.
I be detonating at sight
Suicide bombing kites
Genocide bombing drones
Stomach infrastructure shiiit
Rich gettin richer
Poor living in penury
We shud be ashamed of our selves
Corruption aint leaving

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Health / Re: 8 Things That Happen To Your Body During Sex by Gobhanky: 7:22am On Aug 03, 2017
In jay z voice.
Thiz tha life of o.j
Rich jigga
House jigga
Poor jigga
Id rather live rich
Than die broke
Religion / Re: My Annoying Experience At SCOAN As A First-Timer By Ivan-Whyte Eagle Lawson by Gobhanky: 5:06pm On Aug 02, 2017
Ma guy
Who u wan impress with this your long ass epistle shiit
Fuc u homo
Who send i message b4
U nor sabi say tb joshia na dagbo
Crime / Re: Alaka Abayomi Of Alaka Petroleum Apprehended Over Badoo Cult Killings (Video) by Gobhanky: 9:12am On Aug 02, 2017
He would be released soon
Phones / Re: Glo Just Made Me Immortal Just To Download An Episode Of A TV Series by Gobhanky: 7:11am On Aug 02, 2017
Glo has always been last
I dey use spectranet plus vpn
Always delivering
Celebrities / Re: Ojayy Wright: "I Was Called Gay, Spoilt Brat & Mummy's Boy' - Bukky Wright's Son by Gobhanky: 9:58pm On Aug 01, 2017
Homo
Celebrities / Re: Runtown Shows Off His Lamborghini In New Picture by Gobhanky: 7:24pm On Aug 01, 2017
Bros i dey dia o
Acct nos..0037893419
Acct name...nairaland maye must pay
Bros pls i use Gun beg u
OgaLinus:

If you say so boss, Have no option
Account number - 0037024018
Bank - Diamond Bank
Account name - Izuchukwu
Romance / Re: Pre-Wedding Photo Of A Man And His Big-Sized Fiancee by Gobhanky: 6:37pm On Aug 01, 2017
Notn sweet abt his fat bich
Skinny niggiz get carried away cause they feel d ass too big.
Na her pekus def swallows a dic
Fat ladys stink
I can tell u cause ive fuckd diff spaces
Condom and mai dic cant stil fill up the pussy spaces
Ma niggi think abt what shez gonna look like when she got kids.
U gonna be runnin for a divorce real quick.

Celebrities / Re: Runtown Shows Off His Lamborghini In New Picture by Gobhanky: 6:26pm On Aug 01, 2017
Rent and snap.
Anyone can do it.
Still living in rented buildings
Still claiming its a mansion
Still acting childish.
Evans needs 2kidnap u4a ramson

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Crime / Re: (photos) 10 Police Men Caught In The Act. by Gobhanky: 6:19pm On Aug 01, 2017
U never see any

Celebrities / Re: Mompha Ismaila Mustapha Poses With His Designer Collections by Gobhanky: 6:13pm On Aug 01, 2017
Wire wire
Alibaba
I must greet u
Our chair

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Shows Off Her White G Wagon by Gobhanky: 6:11pm On Aug 01, 2017
Dis na europe na
Besides na belgium g wagon
No level.

Aaoooww.
See daddy freeze pipu them
U go dey form soft for lag
See your twin dey do car wash.
I rem dah rick ross and gucci manne car wash video

Nairaland / General / Re: A Nairalander's Neighbor's Gas Cylinder In Oyigbo, Rivers State (Photos) by Gobhanky: 6:05pm On Aug 01, 2017
U guys are dull.
Cant u see thee is a hose connecting the cylinder to the gas unit.
The cylinder is outside.
So how can it explod inside when the cylinder is seperated from the building.
Oh so u wont them to put it inside the kitchen ba.
Af been doing these for years now.
As long as its not leaking
Infact i also put stone on top of the cylinder cause when those freaks at the gas station refil it
They always tamper with it
Making it leak
This is safe
Its betyer than camping gas which can explode instanta

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Celebrities / Re: Lanre Gentry Replies Lege Miani For Saying He Threatens Him Over Mercy Aigbe by Gobhanky: 6:01pm On Aug 01, 2017
I meant
These keyboard od minr so tiny
elfmann:

Defamation.
Celebrities / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman’s Shoes In These Photos by Gobhanky: 3:14pm On Aug 01, 2017
Aau sexual predator
Scammer
Abegi
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Lady Rubs Money In Her Vagina Before Giving To Bus Conductor (Video) by Gobhanky: 3:12pm On Aug 01, 2017
When she gers inefction now
She will blame the devil.
I cant imagine my self sticking my fingers in thr just to perceive its smell.
From her looks
Ite obvious her pekus stinks

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Celebrities / Re: Lanre Gentry Replies Lege Miani For Saying He Threatens Him Over Mercy Aigbe by Gobhanky: 3:09pm On Aug 01, 2017
I thought it was deformation of character
Which 1 com be name again
Nawa o
Phones / Re: How Much Data Did You Use On Your Phone In July 2017? by Gobhanky: 3:05pm On Aug 01, 2017
Why not
But one download at a time
D speed varies from 1mb to 1.5mb
So if u r fownloading ssy 6 files at a time
Your speed wud drop to say maybe 250kb
I usually jus download movies sha at night
But mot everytime
Na wen 1 first buy am in december dah i was so crazy abt it.
Now na normal thing to me
And it does not zap.
I can be online for 20hrs and only say 200mb consumed
Try dat with smile or any other like mtn
Baba na like 3gig or more sef
go4success:
I like it also because of the free night browsing. But can it download with that speed?

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Phones / Re: How Much Data Did You Use On Your Phone In July 2017? by Gobhanky: 2:40pm On Aug 01, 2017
12500..40gig
10k..25gig
But i prefer the 40gig own
Plus free night browsing 1am to 7am
At speed of 1.5mb
go4success:
How much?

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