In lagbajaz voice.
Ketu alapere yay.
Alapere.
Ewor ai
Alapere

Fuc u hush
I use your loui bu uyi bag to thrash dirty
Fuc u boi

The. Biggest

I don old o.
Speedo biscuit that year
When i was a stubborn smal boi

Ugly women always use filters

In davidoz voice
Mi o fe .only homos be mai padi
Bobrisky def no send anybody
Eh eh yay
Whats sup with homo
Cross dresser homo

E money
U wee know how poor fools who jus geh small tin over decorate.
See e money living room
U wan put everything for dia ba
U 4 put jacuzi so we go know say u don mad finish.

Peller own.
Very mature

I greet u bros

I own a 2011 crv
So shut d hell up

Kingluqman89:

Poverty can format someone's brain for real.
Pray make God take you out of that poverty and bless you ooo... One car too big for person?
Bad belle.. Na ur type dey beat woman.

Where is ugly obaseki when u need him

Hez a yahoo boy
Besides venza too big for her na
I no sabi why fools dey buy venza
Like say ubdey drive sienna
Venza too big abegi.
She go bash and dent am soon

Dagbo
Na black man die
Wetin white woman or ghost dey stay near im right hand
Abi na him maye wey him don chop tire
Revenge

By 1am
She said she wanted to enter transport
Where to.
By 1am
And her old boy who sent her errand did not call her all thru.
D gal na yawor
She nor be virgin sef
Afonja can like to rape

Police.
Theybwill say no fuel
No bullet
We are on our way.

Fire service.
No fuel
Hold up
And lastly as usual no water.
Yet we have bore hole.
I weep for nigeria

And who told u jesus isay white man
Abegi

Honda na motor
Abegi
DC and EOD been killing since early bc

Anyone with naija blood inside of him making him a nigerian.
Has def one thing in his orbher thick ass blood.
Fast moves and ability to scam.
Quick quick
No time.
Every day its always another scam in naija
Both local and foreign

Awon aboki

Anyone riding bikes on pot holed roads
And mad ass aggressive bike riders
Wreckless cab men
Impatient auto owners are risking they lives men.
Death trap

Dia love for don turn aour.
Never believe smiles on pics
I cant be so stupid to date 17 years

Benz suv only

When will nigeria offer free wifi at 1000 naira monthly payment.
Then they give us password and we enjoy wifi free at 1k.
Speed 10mb
Wff is all these bonus shiit
We dont need bonus..bogus and mago mago call rates .
Give us wifi.
So that smile
Spectranet
Ntel
Can geh d fuc off.
Ntel wey dey do unlimited
No gree come to other locations.
Fuc inter c

Insurance things

Dangote did ogumeh
He kills weekly

Wasdup wit all these yahoo guys and running mad stuff.
Must they be athletes of insanity.
Weybbe say dem go wan tske 1st position for 100 meters mens race cos eventually they will run mad.
Why then do ogumeh

Naija
Both educated and uneducated get duped shaply.
I wont say daily.
Shaply.

Quick quick.
D guy don dupe u move ahead.
Quick quick.

The most annoying is that this type of ogumeh has no antidote or cure.
Na evalasting.
Instead make uma dey manage 500k
800k
200k.
No u wan dey collect 30m
50m.
Even alibaba now don wise up
All those g guys driving g wagon
Majority dey run ogumeh.

Ogun kill devil

My favorite gsme online is freebullet.
Both on android and iphone

Wifi only

David and david abi
Na david against golliath
Cause wizzy is a dwarf with a tiny body