Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,010 members, 7,817,977 topics. Date: Sunday, 05 May 2024 at 01:11 AM

Gobhanky's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Gobhanky's Profile / Gobhanky's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 15 pages)

Family / Re: Housewife Surprises Husband With N700k She Saved In Her Piggy Bank "Kolo" by Gobhanky: 2:26pm On Jul 24, 2017
Abegi.
Na this kind women they abscond with 50m
100m if any man mistakenly gif her money to hide or keep.
700k my instagram followers dic
Abegi.
No woman is holy with cash
Fake ass shit
Romance / Re: How I Taught A Slay Queen A Lesson by Gobhanky: 11:55am On Jul 24, 2017
Afonja and they bad way of shit.
Nor be only up the phone
Na down the phone
Crime / Re: Late Night Robber Caught In Evbotubu, Benin City (photos,video) by Gobhanky: 10:20am On Jul 24, 2017
Ewotubaru b4 water
Enter with change o
Crime / Re: Prison Break! How Robbers Removed Police Station's Roof And Escaped While Office by Gobhanky: 10:18am On Jul 24, 2017
Why wont they fall asleep.
Wen all they know how to do is to baaz
And take or drink beer to stupor

Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Hangs Out With Huddah Monroe In Kenya (Photos) by Gobhanky: 9:09am On Jul 24, 2017
Kenyan 2omen r cheap
I get them yapa
Dem like fuc die
Crime / Re: Horror Has Fire Wrecked Down Thousands Of Goods In Abuja Market by Gobhanky: 8:39am On Jul 24, 2017
Oh really
When will comedy drink water
Since horror has fire

So as and has na the dsme thing ba
Afonja too dull

1 Like

Crime / Re: How I Sneak Out Of Prison To Share Robbery Loot – Suspect (photos) by Gobhanky: 8:36am On Jul 24, 2017
So ubmean u can go and drink beer
Fuc ashawo
Bazz cold benson
Baff. For hotel chop mr biggs
Come back before u get headcount
Naija isay joke.
So someone like evans too wud do the same na.
He wud go and kidnapp
Share the loot
Then come bac code for prison.
Wtf
Phones / Re: Motorola Is Officially Back In Nigeria; Unveils New Range Of Smartphones by Gobhanky: 8:33am On Jul 24, 2017
Only phone incan use now is
Motorola z
Wa8 o.
Re we going bac to 2011
Wtf
Crime / Re: See 5 Younger Males Jailed 150 Years…what They Did Will Shock You by Gobhanky: 7:46am On Jul 24, 2017
Nawa o.
Even with hard labour
Kai
Romance / Re: Lady Visits A Guy At His Hostel, Crowd Of Guys Wait Outside To HAIL HIM (pics) by Gobhanky: 7:44am On Jul 24, 2017
Get off my quotes
No homo
A190:

Mad gay spotted
Politics / Re: FRSC Office In Port Harcourt Flooded, Cars, Generators Damaged (Photos) by Gobhanky: 4:22am On Jul 24, 2017
Nobody shud buy cars this year o.
Flooded cars many for olx and nairaland
Romance / Re: Man Gets Cozy With Fiancee's Bum In Hot Pre-wedding Session by Gobhanky: 11:17pm On Jul 23, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Hmmm
The analyst
Is it that this couple can't afford socks?



The groom's nails in the 2nd picture is a big turn-off.
Which girl marries a man with claws.


From the pictures I can tell the lady gets turned on so easily and is more of a seductress than a wife. Meaning she won't resist the temptation of adultery.
I honestly doubt this marriage will last
Celebrities / Re: Tekno All Swagged Up With His Lamborghini [PICS] by Gobhanky: 11:09pm On Jul 23, 2017
Ple later
U dicheads quit buggin us
With donate into this acct number on your screen shit.
We all rem most naija artists fake it and neva make it.
Shift abegi
Tekno
Apako
Crime / Re: Amazing Facebook Photos Of Saudi Arabian Prison Emerges by Gobhanky: 9:47pm On Jul 23, 2017
It might be a movie clip.
Dont believe everything you hear and read
Dis na lekki phase 2 things o
See window blind
See oyeh
See indistrial washing machine to stay fresh.
Its only meant for the rich drug dealers
Rich kids
Scammers
Soft ppl
The other hardened criminals can never stay here.
Una rem all those indonesia war movies for dstv
Na dia banboo prison dem go dey o

Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Eucharia Anunobi Conducting Deliverance by Gobhanky: 7:03pm On Jul 23, 2017
Dagbo
See seductive dress eey prophetess dey wear.
If her nipple charge now
Dem go see am.
If she bend down.dem go look.
All this self contain room and parlor congregation/gathering

1 Like

Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman To Pay 73-Year-Old Woman N50k Monthly Salary (Photos) by Gobhanky: 5:20pm On Jul 23, 2017
Abi sule don dey nack both old and yung.
If it were only males dah got favors frm him
Id have said hez a homo.
But ybis it always women.
Dont forget anytime otobo catches u

Romance / Re: Lady Visits A Guy At His Hostel, Crowd Of Guys Wait Outside To HAIL HIM (pics) by Gobhanky: 5:17pm On Jul 23, 2017
Stop hating on me homo
A190:
Not only are you obsessed, you are possessed by Succubus and his other evil spirits
Celebrities / Re: Gbenga Adeyinka's Daughter Adeola Graduates With 1st Class @ Covenant University by Gobhanky: 5:01pm On Jul 23, 2017
I came from rags to riches.
Im allergic to ugly bitches
Yung d y u hating.
Gettin a degree dont mean a damn thing
I spend my money
Wear ma own blings
YoungDenzel:

it's obvious
Romance / Re: Lady Visits A Guy At His Hostel, Crowd Of Guys Wait Outside To HAIL HIM (pics) by Gobhanky: 4:57pm On Jul 23, 2017
Ibwad thinking it was hotel
Till i saw its hostel.
Wtf
These knuckleheads def are sex starved homos.
Hostel of homos.
Boys hostel.
Homos hostel.
Tha year in uniben 2008 saw two live homos doin dah shit in the corner.
Wtf.
Gays up in hall3 men.wtf
Block F got more homos.
In the toilet
Common room
By pass
Utility
June 12
Wtf
Back off homos

1 Like 1 Share

Religion / Re: For Christians: How To Be Free From Masturbation, Other Addictions by Gobhanky: 4:31pm On Jul 23, 2017
Baba i fuc and also self-service
Nothing special abt it.
Everyone does it.
But fuc for 5 years.
U must love indoors a lot
Self made Homo
Health / Re: 10-Hour Rainfall Kills A Man In Owerri (Photos) by Gobhanky: 3:56pm On Jul 23, 2017
When it rains
It pours.
Ppl getting killed of it
U geh luck mai guy.
Smoke with me
opedaydydx9:
Hmmm truth said, sane almost happened yesterday , Abeokuta was flooded I use strong head comot house... I sha thank God sha

Health / Re: 10-Hour Rainfall Kills A Man In Owerri (Photos) by Gobhanky: 2:43pm On Jul 23, 2017
Which sane person goes out in rain.
I mean wtf.
If it were an estate.
Fine.
Not a damn road.
U see why blind ppl rely on objects.
U got eyes
But couldnt see
Whr u dey rush dey go for inside rain.
Therez a saying that instead make bad tin happen
Make rain fall.
God use rain delay d bad thing.
Na no.stubnorness and gra gra killed u

1 Like 1 Share

Crime / Re: Five Year Old Fined £150 For Lemonade Stand. by Gobhanky: 2:39pm On Jul 23, 2017
The council spokesman said and i quote

"We are very sorry that this has happened. We expect our enforcement officers to show common sense and to use their powers sensibly.

Thats why they call them.
Maye
Celebrities / Re: Gbenga Adeyinka's Daughter Adeola Graduates With 1st Class @ Covenant University by Gobhanky: 11:21am On Jul 23, 2017
Im a third class from uniben
Then i was broke
I had no money then
Dived into the labour market
Job seeker
No vacancy
I felt disappointed.
Now im my own boss.
Fuc d degree.
I render help to the helpless
Cashing out steady.
Haters still give me credit

Fuc your class.im the man
Damn dis bich ugly.
Neva get married to an ugly woman
Cause yur kids wud be like ugly children
I dont brag on ugly women.
Nah.
Culture / Re: Ifa Devotees Who Engaged In Fraudulent Activities Beg Alaafin 4 Forgiveness(pics by Gobhanky: 9:42am On Jul 23, 2017
This is the life of o.j
Black niggi
White niggi
Broke niggi
House niggi.
Oh im feeling jay z this morning.

Fuc dis alafin shit.
In tupacs voice.
I shall bow to no man
Beg nobody for bread
Crime / Re: 32-year-old Nigerian Drug Peddler Arrested In India, 2 Grams Of MDMA, by Gobhanky: 2:28pm On Jul 22, 2017
Dis na afonja tribal mark
Crime / Re: 20-year-old Lady Offered Man She Met At Nightclub Chewing Gum Laced With Drugs by Gobhanky: 12:41pm On Jul 22, 2017
I don geh one sure kenya babe
Wizkid sef dey perform for kenya today o
Crime / Re: 'flashy' 10-year-old Florida Boy, Stole 4 Cars In 6 Weeks by Gobhanky: 12:39pm On Jul 22, 2017
Highway car snatchers
Uber taxi men wey dey run away
Hope una dey learn
Politics / Re: Policemen On Election Duty Doze Off At Ikorodu Local Government (photo) by Gobhanky: 12:33pm On Jul 22, 2017
Abegi
When it comes to real duty call for the popo
Na sleeping things
Buh when it comes to beer
Roger that
Af u heard of internet scam
Yung man what do u do 4a living
Indiscrimate arrests
They are always agile

Politics / Re: Early Morning Rain Threatening LG Election In Lagos, As Flood Takes Over (VIDEO) by Gobhanky: 11:59am On Jul 22, 2017
Afonja against terrestorial powers

1 Like

Politics / Re: Fayose Pictured With Oyedepo As His Son Rogba Gradates From Covenant University by Gobhanky: 11:55am On Jul 22, 2017
Ekiti with slave trade.
Whr they trade dia destinys for half a kilo of rice bags with 200naira or 2h

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (of 15 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 23
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.