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EducationRe: "Niqab Ban At FUNAAB Is Illegal" - MURIC. Calls For Protests by God1000(m): 1:11pm On Nov 29, 2021
We need to do away with religion completely in this country if we are to make headways.
CrimeRe: Insecurity: Ben Adaji Urges IGP To Grant Nigerians Gun Licences by God1000(m): 1:02pm On Nov 29, 2021
Nope, I don't think that's a good Idea, there will be upsurge in crime and criminality.
Gun violence in America is as a result of second amendment act in their constitution
RomanceRe: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by God1000(op): 12:44pm On Nov 29, 2021
brosom:
It goes like this.!!

Boy:- how are u doing babe?

Girl:- I'm fine o,

Boy:- how ur side na?

Girl:- nothing much o, just here. (With a sad emoji face) undecided.

Redpiller:- don't worry you'll be fine soon.

End of discussion.

But for SIMPs.-

Boy:- ahh wetin happen na?

Girl:- I'm hungry cry,

Boy:- ahh u never chop or u no get food?

Girl:- no food to eat,

For SIMPs guy:- ok how are we going to do it now? How can I reach u?

Girl:- smile with love emoji grin, any how u want to.

SIMP:- on seeing the love emoji smiles like goat wey dey for fire, ok plz send me ur account no.

Girl:- 0000000000 first bank, with double love emoji.

SIMP:- on seeing double love emoji, piam the mumu don run transfer.

SIMP: baby I just do u 5k now, plz manage it ok.

Girl:- oh u re a darling with kiss emoji, thank u.

Girl:- I've seen it o.

SIMP:- ok, plz make sure u eat ok, u know u re too beautiful to be hungry with goat smile on his face grin.

Girl:- ok dear, I'll text u later let me go and find something to eat, bye with no love or kiss emoji.

SIMP: ok baby, I'll call to check on u later ok, be careful and safe with idiot goat smile grin

End of discussion till after a week or so from the girl.

Mugus everywhere..!

SPIT.!!!
Lol, so true
EducationRe: Are Mermaids Real? by God1000(op): 12:38pm On Nov 29, 2021
Wynd44:
Yes bro
Mermaids and mermen exist. But they’re aren’t this happy and giddy folks that we see on TV
They are agents of darkness in the marine kingdom.
Any proof of their existence?
EducationRe: Are Mermaids Real? by God1000(op): 12:28pm On Nov 29, 2021
neonly:
Yes I actually saw one yesterday near bar beach we still dey together now she no allow me go work
10 still counting
shocked lipsrsealed cheesy
EducationAre Mermaids Real? by God1000(op): 11:59am On Nov 29, 2021
Mermaids are underwater creatures depicted as beautiful women with half fish-half human body.
While there is no evidence that mermaids exist outside folklore, reports of mermaid sightings continue to the present day, Mermaids have been a popular subject of art and literature in recent centuries, such as in Hans Christian Andersen's literary fairy tale "The Little Mermaid" (1836) etc.

Have you seen one before?

RomanceRe: Naija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by God1000(op): 11:48am On Nov 29, 2021
KingEverest:
Swears it's so annoying somtims they don't wait for you to ask they just pop it into the conversation like ''I'm hungry'' they behave as if without guys they can't survive later they will go online and start forming stupid feminism
You are right man
PoliticsRe: Is Osinbajo Running For President Come 2023? by God1000(op): 11:46am On Nov 29, 2021
Shooyie:
He is focused on the job at hand.
But that doesn't stop him in anyway
PoliticsRe: Is Osinbajo Running For President Come 2023? by God1000(op): 11:45am On Nov 29, 2021
Jollylolly:
He is and nothing more. The leader we want.
He has all the attributes of a great leader, let's hope he gets the ticket.
RomanceNaija Ladies And I've Not Eaten Syndrome. by God1000(op):
I'm sure many guys can relate with this story.
Each time you ask your girlfriend this question, the answer has always been "NO" I've not eaten, even if she has plethora of foodstuff, it has become their second nature.

Seriously they need to get rid of this idiosyncrasy because guys are gradually waking up.

Please myn44
Lalasticlala
PoliticsRe: Is Osinbajo Running For President Come 2023? by God1000(op): 10:16am On Nov 29, 2021
Welcum:
It's a lie. If the North supports candidate A but the South rejects him, that candidate cannot win. The problem is that feeling that "we are helpless against the North" which makes many stupid Southerners lose heart. Another problem is our lack of discipline which makes many of us to take money and support Northern candidates without caring about long-term effects.

We don't use the power we have in the South. We dominate the media. We dominate Nollywood. We own the country's source of wealth. We are more educated, which means that we can strategies better. But we're always feeling helpless.

We use our education against ourselves - just like you coming here to post how the North can do whatever they like with you.

Nnamdi Kanu is the one person who knows how to make Southerners think right. The North knows this and knows that it's all we need to rise above them. No wonder why they want to silence Kanu at all cost.
Leave kanu out of this conversation.

I'm glad that the southern governors have all come together despite their political differences, they are speaking in one voice now including benue state.

You know too well that election is about the game of numbers, the southerners only make noise on media, but when it comes to voting, so many people won't come out, that's why north always outmanoeuvre us.
Again there's no unity in the south before, though it seems things are changing
PoliticsRe: Is Osinbajo Running For President Come 2023? by God1000(op): 9:45am On Nov 29, 2021
vastolord4:
The right question should be "when will they all retire from politics?"
You are right, but will they ever leave the corridors of power?
PoliticsRe: Is Osinbajo Running For President Come 2023? by God1000(op): 9:44am On Nov 29, 2021
Welcum:
He's afraid to contend with his master. Meanwhile, the way you guys make Northerners feel like almighties get me very annoyed.
I'm just being honest bro, the current structure/political system favours them more than the south.
PoliticsRe: Is Osinbajo Running For President Come 2023? by God1000(op): 9:42am On Nov 29, 2021
Welcum:
He's afraid to contend with his master.
It appears that way.
PoliticsIs Osinbajo Running For President Come 2023? by God1000(op): 9:36am On Nov 29, 2021
He may have presidential aspirations but he's still waiting and watching as events unfold, his godfather tinubu is already making moves by visiting northern political juggernauts.

My fear is that whoever the north chooses will become the president of Nigeria whether we like it or not, they don't care about competence or who the masses truly want, it's about who will do their biddings.

CelebritiesRe: Drowning: DJ Michelle Recounts Near-Death Experience (Photo) by God1000(m): 8:49am On Nov 29, 2021
That was a narrow squeak, I'm glad she's alive.
If you're not a good swimmer, then stay away from water bodies.
SportsRe: Neymar Injury: PSG Star Stretchered Off Field With Ankle Issue In Ligue 1 by God1000(m): 8:42am On Nov 29, 2021
Wishing him speedy recovery, but I don't think his absence will create any vaccum, mbappe, Messi and other stars are up to the task.
NYSCRe: Prospective Corper Gives Birth To A Baby Girl In Oyo (Photos) by God1000(m): 8:30am On Nov 29, 2021
Congrats to her, but won't this development affect her service?
PoliticsRe: "We Do Not Force Confessions Out Of Suspects" - DSS by God1000(m): 10:16pm On Nov 28, 2021
FlipModeSquade:
6
6 what? Anyway that's their Modus operandi
BusinessRe: Fire Razes Printing Press At Tejuosho Market, Lagos (Photos) by God1000(m): 10:06pm On Nov 28, 2021
Sad, I hope no life was lost
PoliticsRe: 2 Police Officers Killed In Anambra, Their Bodies Burnt, One Still Missing by God1000(m): 9:56pm On Nov 28, 2021
Such devilish act shows the backwardness of our people that claim to be civilized.
CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife, Obasanjo Celebrate Olori Omobolanle Bakre Of Agura Land At 45 by God1000(m): 9:49pm On Nov 28, 2021
Happy birthday to her, the rich and powerful mingle with themselves
PoliticsRe: What Do You Know About Igede Tribe In Benue State? by God1000(op): 6:54pm On Nov 28, 2021
badboyTee:
am serious even devil can testify am saying the truth igede people like pussy and don't like education much and also bunch of dirty mfs imagine a 1983 man already has a boy which is 22 now the boy now useless doesn't go to school also an illiterate now think of since when this igede man go dey knack ? cheesy
Stop drinking ogogoro so that you can think properly
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Jos Prison (Correctional Centre) by God1000(m): 6:51pm On Nov 28, 2021
Too bad, another intelligence failure on the part of our security
PoliticsRe: What Do You Know About Igede Tribe In Benue State? by God1000(op): 6:49pm On Nov 28, 2021
badboyTee:
Very dirty people most of this people I know are dirty asf
Your entire ménage are bunch of grubby and squalid folks, go to hell
PoliticsRe: What Do You Know About Igede Tribe In Benue State? by God1000(op): 4:24pm On Nov 28, 2021
dalass:
Just deny such if its a lie....
Igede tribe will continue to grow stronger and stronger, you will live long enough to witness our glorious days.
PoliticsRe: What Do You Know About Igede Tribe In Benue State? by God1000(op): 2:25pm On Nov 28, 2021
ajumma:
lol,,

they really sucked
You this lunatic made me blew my gasket and deviated from the main objective of this thread.

You are a very sick man, your sickness is incurable.
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Date/Marry A Guy Living In This Kind Of Apartment? (Photos) by God1000(m): 2:19pm On Nov 28, 2021
UyaiIncomparabl:
I wasn't born in a very privileged home but affliction shall never rise again the second time.
You don't sound like someone that went through the mill, your comment is insensitive.
RomanceRe: Ladies Can You Date/Marry A Guy Living In This Kind Of Apartment? (Photos) by God1000(m): 1:54pm On Nov 28, 2021
UyaiIncomparabl:
When I'm not mad.
That's outrageous, I guess you're from a privileged home, maybe you should ask your parents how they started.
PoliticsRe: What Do You Know About Igede Tribe In Benue State? by God1000(op): 12:38pm On Nov 28, 2021
Born2Breed:
https://m.facebook.com/Igedeculture/videos/2513496845566200/




What a dolt!!!

Visit Egypt,Saudi Arabia, Dubai and co then come here with your full chest and tell us what's your mother, sisters and nieces occupation over there.
Just leave that guy alone, some of them often engage in character assassination and campaign of calumny.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu 2023: We Went For Nigeria's Peace & Unity, Not Politics - Foluke Daramola by God1000(m): 11:59am On Nov 28, 2021
Why making U-turn? They should not mislead the masses this time.
PoliticsRe: What Do You Know About Igede Tribe In Benue State? by God1000(op): 9:12am On Nov 28, 2021
Mvena:
Are you an igede man? Please come to Benue state and see things yourself and Biko I didn’t mention girls
Yes I'm 100% Igede and this is my thread, maybe you should go back to your comment and read it again.

Why so much hate on this thread?

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