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Richiy:
Did you just wake up

Or you are one of the busy busy office bees

And don't go around seeing married chicks. There is a reason they are married

Lol. I cant do that o. I have utmost respect for married women. Cant think of that.
I got a long public hols no work. So happy about that What about you?

Richiy:
Please what way is he in o? In fact, I want to know the longitude and latitude

Yeah my day was good. How was yours?

Lol! Be patient dear. He will come find u. Cooli temper. Mine was stupendous

Richiy:
I have friends..but partners are as hard as U.S visa

That smiley is the blushing smiley oga. Abi?

Aw! Why now? Ur true partner is on the way. Just be patient and good ok. That smiley looks like a sad one. How are you today? Hope u are good

Richiy:


Where is the girl sef. I tracked down my primary school crush. He is now a fellowship pastor

Lol . I don't know where she is o. She should be married. Hope to see her for the fun of it o. Lol. Ur own is funny o.

YorubaDemon:
who stick epp?
will stick provide entertainment for the night!
where your boyfriend? why him allow you to dey bored like this!

Brotherly u made me laugh aloud!!!! But that is the true state of things!! ! Who stick epp?

EFCChq:
bore hole

Don't blame her. ..she is slim! !!

Richiy:
Cute....


Lucky that you found a friend and partner

May it be so forever. Happy married life

Y the sad smiley? Dont u have a friend and partner?

Richiy:
Not forgetting the fever you will catch. Your body go just go solo

Yea thats the feeling u get! !! I started crushing in primary school. The moment she comes into the class i feel this Coldness deep inside my spine and inner happiness too. Anytime she doesn't come to school oh that day is ruined, bad day!! I never had the guts to become her friend we never talked!

iamjustsassy:
Oh its kenya...why am I not surprised?

Because is Kenya! !!! How are you?

suzan404:
wow.....that's great

Whats ya plan for the weekend?

suzan404:
Nothing much.....hope you are good?

Am good and also happy. Got public holiday Tuesday and Wednesday.

suzan404:
Nothing......

Ok. So whats popping?

suzan404:
I'm fine

Whats making u laugh? Hope kosi koko?

suzan404:
He's so cute.

Yea he is. How R u doing?

HungerBAD:
Voodoo at work here.

This is the height of stupidity! !! He needs to be flogged with a fulani herdsman's stick!! That might bring his senses back!! !

CrazyQuinn:
I am not the die hards

Good for u. Keep it up buddy!!

CrazyQuinn:
I don't get emotional

What!! ! I guess u are not from planet earth. Go find where u belong. Even the die hards get emotional sometimes.

Am sorry to say this... Thats gross illiteracy ozzing out from this government of lies and inconsistency. Who wrote that piece of shit for our beloved president to read? God save our souls! !!

suzan404:

Thanks a bunch. I have done that already

suzan404:
Nothing much.....just bored....how about you?

Sorry abt that. At work. Can I pm u if u don't mind? Thanks

suzan404:
I'm doing good.......trust you are doing great too?

Yeah I am terrific. Is just that the fuel scarcity here in owerri is bitting but u know wat Ama Survivor!!

What are u up to?

suzan404:
They look Good

U look strikingly beautiful nd better . Gosh! Where have u been? We can also write a short story on how we got going here on nairaland. Pls for future purpose screenshot this mention,who knows!!
How are you doing

mhizAnnie:
I spelt "have" in the form of "aff"
U get it?

Ok dear i do now. Typical Yoruba people's accent sounds like that.. aff for have .

amtalkin:
Super superwoman me that can't lift myself(I'm slim, just too lazy when it come to exercise).

This woman should win the award for ChangeBeginsWithYou

Pics pls

tchidi:
Abeg who get this guy number? I go soon marry!

I do tchidi.. .

mhizAnnie:
So this sister aff reach 39? Okay ma'am

Whats aff? U mean age?

Mann11:
Point me an error in my punctuation and you can win yourself a bottle of Fanta. Also, desist from hurling insults on mothers. None of them deserves any form of insult, that's why I will never reciprocate by spitting on your mother. At the bolded, Does any one deserve death just for correcting you? You need to thread your ground carefully so that your predator does not become the prey.

I love the responses u gave to her. U are mature. U are a real man. Keep it up.

CindyeMerAld:
lolz...this post just made me smile after much frowning thru out 2day...thanks @o.p

Y were u frowning. Hope all is well

Snowangel4:
lolzzzz.....can't date or even go on a date with a short guy.



but it is really not their fault, buh i have some of them as my friend tho.

Seems u are very tall.

floragregs:
That's the advantage of marrying foreign husband. Ur boobs will still be standard boobs. Not Nigerian men that will handle it like pure water. #teamforeignguys

Stardard boobs inside cloth abi? I can not be decieved. Na baba i be

Cool

Sijo01:
How's this news?

Is news because they are behind breaking news and in the headquarters of CNN