I went to the Audition in Enugu and Lagos. But how come, out of all the hundreds contestants I met, it's only one person that made it to this swimming pool.

The last short black guy


I believe that those contestants were already pre-selected even before audition

My last Born no dey gree me use phone in peace. It's either she kills my battery playing games or she kills my battery using OTG cable to charge her phone from my own phone.

NGpatriot:
Ode old agbaya foolish man with no common sense, Nigeria gave you fame, success, riches and platform, but the same Nigeria has nothing for you.

You clowns beat chest all over the places that you are the richest, the smartest, the most educated the most industrious and you own and develop Nigeria, but you bipolar losers still want us to believe the same Nigeria that gave you this opportunity to walk to anywhere in Nigeria and thrive and achieve success has nothing for you.

The fact that you are confused, self-destructive and bipolar is not Nigeria's problem, you are just genetically prone to foolishness and self-destruction.

So why not punish them for their "foolishness and bipolar" by letting them go? Why using all the forces available at your disposal to still hold on to these "foolish and bipolar tribe"

Water is the best medicine available to humanity.
Any day I drink plenty of water, I wake up the next morning with my third leg pointing straight to the neateast

Just keep drinking water

I rather be rich and be called a fraudster by church rats, than to be a church rat hating on the rich "fraudsters"

shigishege:
And I'm sure it's through Nigeria ambbasadorial post she hold that make them Accord her with so much respect like that. She should have been representing BIAFRA instead.

I can't remember the last time you posted any thing devoid of tribalism. You really need to take a break, for the sake of your health. Cheers �

Isn't this the same thing MNK has being shouting over the radio for years now.

At least, it's getting clearer what we're dealing with.


Let's see what the Z.ombies have to say on this matter

Nsukkacursed:
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Kasy paul Ogenyi the illiterate timid Nsukka man, enugu state has been fully taken over by fulani terrorists while your useless fat ugly incompetent timid Nsukka local champion governor Ugwuanyi is crying. Enugu is now more dangerous than Sambisa forest.

Anyways lemme chat chris before we start dealing with you and your family members.

So it has gotten to this point where strangers creat different monikers to cause disunity among Igbos

Congratulations Whitemoney.
See you at our usual joint.

God bless Ebonyi State.
God bless the good people of Ebonyi State;
God bless those who wish Ebonyi State well;
God bless me, for blessing Ebonyi State. Amen.

It's like the contestants were already pre-selected because I can't find any of the people I met during the audition. [right][/right]

Finnese001:
Okay oo

Meanwhile, I need a trusted Data seller here please

I'm here. Check my signature

This same thing happened to me sometime ago.
My guy the bank wouldn't help, they kept blaming me.
Just change your PIN and move on bro

For this particular topic, we're all victims

chatinent:
There is a difference between needing a man and needing a man's surname.


Last time I checked, there are more men stalking ladies than there are women stalking men.


There are many much-unaccepted friend requests on your Facebook; more snubbed chats, and more.

Then why do some women still say they need men?

Your requirement in men, most times, only exists in heaven. How can you need a tall, handsome, pointed nose, British accent, take care of your needs, buy you anything you want, must have two houses and at least three cars, rich, honest and faithful guy..who will take you for who you are! Who are you! Go and mould that person naw. Kuku say you need your personal Lord and Saviour!

The only guy you claimed to love was Greg who was only concerned about using you until your carburetor knocked. And it is difficult most times to recognise these sorts.

Let me surprise you: the only requirement most men are looking for in a woman is a good character. Some men say they want virgins. Believe me, many men only want a good character. Other things are secondary.

You have refused to lift the fog to see beneath your makeup, breast, and hips. Continue singing you get yansh, you get breast, you sabi cook, you get this, you bi wife material.

Motivation yea? That uncle who sang that rubbish is married! Bubble poked!


Phillip that you are rejecting because of his kpomo lips have those qualities, then you let him off the hook.

Ndubuisi you told off loved you from his heart but you wrote him off due to his gigantic head! Ọ bụ isi ya ka ị ga -eri?

You rejected Thomas because of his protruding belly. You called his belly an amusement park!

You also used and dumped Samuel because he hadn't the kind of money you wanted!

You rejected Isaiah because of his bulging eye. You said he was Segun Eyerinze Version II.

Andrew was your first love yet you dumped him for the trophies of short-lived iPhones and Aba Brazilian wigs. Andrew cried and begged you not to leave but you wagged your hips on him and said he was no longer your type.

Joe is still showing the hints he is into you but you placed him in an eternal friendzone.

And there is Michael, a tall, handsome, and caring guy coming...you and your friends have already labeled him a player.

Going home, you are now considering drifting your life from revolving around money, to looking for a god-fearing man. Hey look, a food-flask-headed 2face is stopping you and telling you how he wants to marry you.

You are glad. He has a car..and it's a plus. Oh, he is even a doctor in Massachusetts. Oh, God thank you o. In fact, what God cannot do doesn't exist...even when you lied to him that Greg was your “first” and only guy who “raped” you.


Yapu, yapu, yapu, yapu...

Two months later..

Two seconds, e don end.

You realised he is married after he has nigeria-ed your body figure. Oh, all men are dogs.

You are on your DM now trying to respond to old chats if those oldies can bring back those words. Oh, most of them are married now. Others have learnt to be wiser. What a reverse psycology!


You feel you have failed as a woman. To whom do you run to? Oh, the society is expecting much now! Everyone is asking you personal questions about your children and husband. You mutter, can't they mind their business!

In mid-thought, you feel you have failed.

I'll tell you for free: you have not failed.

You have not just answered the big question.

I ask you, what do you really want!

I'll mark this as the most interesting write up I came across on nairaland so far in 2021.

Congratulations.

God abeg give me better money make I follow collect building estimate

I love you for this Post

stanluiz:
Fair trial does not mean that he won't go to jail. His Esn Ugm that was killing security forces has nailed him.

Even if he is not jailed on October 21st . He will remain in prison till 2023 till buhari step down unless ipob will do sit at home till 2023.

immediately you dropped this line, you gave yourself away.
I almost believed you were Igbo

I tell you that most villagers in Nigeria don't enjoy light, even those that have their electric Poles still standing.
PHCN only focus on cities and urban areas because those are the places they believe that actually use the light for business and are willing to pay for it.
That's very bad of them.

I don't think 1gb for 300 or 10gb for 2800 is too expensive,

MikeMicheal:
I dont think 3k for 10gb is high.

signature will help

The way these people care about Igbos, it's like they really love Igbos so much

Thanks for your unconditional love for us

But there was never a time the Bonnys and Opobos deny their Igbo heritage. In a compound where I once lived in PH, we were all referred to as Igbos by other people. And they never asked anybody to stop calling them Igbo men, Igbo women or Igbo boys.

thebosstrevor1:
The religion the Southern Nigeria was practicing before the Christian jihadists from western nations came was the African traditional religion. When a child was born in the South, the child is born into a traditionalist home, at the end, he or she becomes a traditionalists, the religion of their family. This religion has its closeness to nature,the protection of the environment, respect for hierarchy and other traditions, the religion was not perfect but it helped in bringing harmony to their society.

Then the Christian jihadists from Europe came, at first, they sent their christian missionaries and explorers to come spy, after that they sent in traders, the traders acted on the spy note sent by the missionaries and explorers.

With trading, the Christian jihadists saw that they could colonize the natives, so they sent in administrators and soldiers for control, in the name of creating a trading route.

The jihadists started their work, Christian schools and churches were built and people forced into them, if the kings disagree, they either kill the kings through Rivalries or remove him and give his throne to an entire new family.

The natives were taught English in the Christian schools which made them get ready for the Christian church which was closeby, the Christian jihadists, forecefully destroyed shrines, arrested herbalists and made laws that stopped them from being useful.

What happened next? They started a massive war and propaganda campaign, join the Christian church and receive recognition or be isolated, kings in the south because of fear of being isolated and of superior guns joined the church and encouraged their people to join, the bible became a propaganda book, the Christian jihadists translated the bible to local languages and then used African traditional gods as the antagonists in the newly translated bible, this created fear of the African religion among the natives and made them run to the Christian church. The Christian population started growing, funds from christian nations started pouring into southern Nigeria to propogate and spread christianity by all means, schools, dispensaries were built, clothes were given, hoes, cutlass for farming were given all to attract them to come to
ocme back to the church,some natives revolted but the power of the jihadists gun subdue them and made them loyal.

Today, we have lot of forcefully Converted Christians who grudgingly obey their Christian gods, they don't read the bible, neither do they practice what is written in the bible, in the morning, they go to church, at night , they go to the shrines for power.

At least they didn't throw bombs at anybody nor cut anybody's limbs

Why are women raining abuses on the young Man
I hope is not what I'm thinking

Is marriage really worth the stress that comes with it these days

It they deny it, then it's true.

These are images of the ever busy Maryland, Enugu.
Everywhere deserted!

I really love it when I see African women speaking up when it comes to things like This. Believe me, most of those girls you think are very happy just because they have money, are actually dieing of loneliness. That's because most men are afraid to approach them, for fear of embarrassed.

I wish her good luck.

More headache for zombies.
Now it's no more MNK , it's now Simon Ekpa.
Guy you are on a long thing.....
IPOB matter is not ending anytime soon.

This time around, she makes sense. It's good to breastfeed babies. It's also good to breastfeed men