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Romance / Re: If You Still Do These Things Then You Are Not Ready For Relationship Or Marriage by Goddyj(m): 6:58am On Feb 27, 2022
MadeINchenzen2:
Having sex or romantic affairs with an underage or a married person

Spending to impress or get attention

Telling lies

Pretending to be rich

Inability to control your sexual urge

Inability to control you emotions

You have no job or source of income

You still patronize prostitutes

You still masturbate

You can't make decisions for yourself

You get influenced easily

You take things personal

You lack sense of humour

You don't take care of your family, especially your parents.

You don't contribute in the welfare of your family

You don't carry your siblings along.

You still depend on your family for financial help

You have no clear understanding of what you want to do with your life.

You still believe ritual, fraud or dishonesty is the way to riches.

You don't have the spirit of giving without expectations of payback.

You always want to win every argument

You talk more than you listen

You stopped learning

You still watch porn or nudity

You have no religious faith

You are quick to react to bad situation

You don't have love in your heart for humanity

You are quick to criticise but won't take advice or criticism

You think you know it all

You lack emotional and financial intelligence

You have trust issues

You are quick to pass judgment

You generalise issues, you think everyone is desame

It's hard for you to let go

in order words, every single person is not yet ready for relationship cheesy
Politics / Re: Dumo Lulu-Briggs Declares For Rivers Governorship by Goddyj(m): 6:12am On Feb 26, 2022
opuambe:
which majority?
Ijaw have 12 LGA ikwerre have 3 Ogoni have 4 and Igbo have just etche and omuma
There's no point for this argument. I lived in Rivers State from 2006 to 2019. Don't let the online debate about who's Igbo and who's not in Rivers State deceive you. Go and tell Opobo, Obigbo, Etche, Omuma, Egbema, Bonny, Andoni, Ahoada East and West, Onne and any other Igbo speaking parts of Rivers State that they're not Igbos, and see whether they'll take it lightly with you.

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Politics / Re: Dumo Lulu-Briggs Declares For Rivers Governorship by Goddyj(m): 8:30pm On Feb 25, 2022
It's time the Indigenous Rivers Igbos take over the political structure in Rivers State. After all, they're the majority

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Romance / Re: I’m Giving This Phone To My Girlfriend's Sister Without Her Knowing by Goddyj(m): 12:17pm On Feb 22, 2022
See as I rush the post as I saw the topic. grin grin

Op I hope you're not diverting our attentions from the real thing you've been giving to her tongue

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Family / Re: Help! Am Having Erection For My Cousin Sis. How Do I Tell Her To Dress Decently by Goddyj(m): 12:33pm On Feb 19, 2022
Maxwell775:
My cousin sister (from my mother's side) who just got admitted into the university have been staying with me for the past 4 months now. I live in a 2 bedroom flat, and my house is just a throw stone to the university school gate.

Due to financial issues she couldn't rent an apartment, so she goes to school from my house. She's 20yrs old, I'm way older than her with abt 10yrs.

Before she started living with me, it was my mother who told her parents that she could stay with me, without my knowledge or permission.

The very first day she was on her way coming to my house, my mother called me and was like her sister's daughter is coming to stay with me bla bla bla.. At first I was upset, atleast she would have informed me. Am not really close to my mom's family people, we have this distance relationship (no hate, no grudges)

Now here is the problem. She likes wearing mini skirts, short gowns and tight trousers or leggings. Infact what she wears indoors is worse, she will put on very hot bum short, crop top and all manner of rubbish!!

Truth be told, I use to have very strong and hard erection whenever she walks. @20 if you see her banging body?? Slim, figure 8, Coca-Cola bottle shape. Her nyash dey clap if she dey walk. I don't wanna be emphasizing on that...But seriously she's tormenting me. Make I no go shift her pant, I don't wanna commit abomination. But mind you, I have a girlfriend.

Nairalanders please, How do I talk to her about dressing decently, without her feeling insecured or impression of a pervert. undecided
Talk to her as an elder brother with a harsh voice that she should start dressing well or you'll chase her out. Try not to create the impression that you're being tempted. Talk as if it's a matter of principle.
Celebrities / Re: KCee Erects Billboard For E-Money On 40th Birthday (Video) by Goddyj(m): 12:21pm On Feb 19, 2022
chatinent:
The billboard apart, may we not become boy-boy to our younger brothers because of money.
So being in good terms with your richer younger brother is now boy boy.

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Crime / Re: Usifo Ataga Was Killed Like A Chicken – Witness by Goddyj(m): 8:14pm On Feb 14, 2022
At this point, I no longer believe that this girl killed that man. I think there's a cover up some where
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Is Now Making £1.7m Per Instagram Post by Goddyj(m): 7:14am On Feb 10, 2022
See money cool shocked
Politics / Re: Nairaland Award: Best Of The Best Members (see List) by Goddyj(m): 9:06pm On Feb 09, 2022
grin grin

Politics / Re: If APC Fields Amaechi And PDP Fields Anyim Who Will Igbos Vote by Goddyj(m): 7:26am On Feb 07, 2022
Please try and know the difference between South East and Ndigbo. We're talking about producing a president from the South East region.
Car Talk / Re: Evidence INNOSON Vehicles Are Made In China. Pixs by Goddyj(m): 9:23am On Feb 06, 2022
Will this written trash stop reasonable Nigerians and other progressive Africans from buying Innoson vehicles?? The answer is NO! So Op you're on a looooong thing. This is just the beginning grin

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Sports / Re: Umahi Kicks Off Construction Of Ebonyi Olympic Stadium (Photos) by Goddyj(m): 3:50pm On Jan 30, 2022
Umahi made me to understand that it's not really about party, but individuals. When he was in PDP, he performed well, now he is in APC, he is still performing well. Kudos to Ebonyi People for being blessed with such a visionary Leader.
Crime / Re: NDLEA Arrests 3 Trans-border Traffickers, Intercepts Tramadol Tabs, Loud by Goddyj(m): 1:36pm On Jan 30, 2022
If not that people have decided to abuse every drug, I don't see any reason why Tramadol should be an illegal drug.

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Politics / Re: I Don't Know How Igbo Want To Be Nigeria President In 2023 by Goddyj(m): 5:20pm On Jan 28, 2022
johnmartus:
Igbo will not get both APC and PDP presidential ticket in 2023 because they don't have the number or a personality that widely acceptable between the two leading political parties in Nigeria.

South east believe so much in south south and the majority of political heavyweight from south south hate igbo.

Lists of people that will never support a igbo man to become Nigeria president.

Ezenwo Nyesom wike River state governor this man hate anything about igbo he categorically said nobody should refer to him as igbo that he have igbo name doesn't justify that he is igbo man...As a matter of fact he have vice president ambition.

In Akwa ibom the governor will surely go the way wike because they are friends and also consider the absent of Godswill akpabio in pdp as well.

Ijaw people bayelsa state to be sincerely this people are really wonderful and without mincing words ijaw are the most dynamic people in Nigeria. Despite that a northerner unseat their son this people still voted for APC we are all know that APC won bayelsa with landslide.

And also the present governor is a friend of wike of river state so igbo shouldn't expect much from him.

Cross river state is control by APC the seating governor will do everything within his capacity to make sure his party win the election with the federal power. Also the people of the state don't have any grudges against Yoruba people .Also the state always voting Yoruba candidate in a general election since Baba Awolowo day.

Obaseki Edo state more so no Matter who is governor
In Edo state my people from Edo will never vote against Yoruba people because it has been like that since amalgamation...And finally we are brothers.

In Delta state although the state is being control by pdp but this is a multi ethnic state APC we gather enough vote they need from the state with the help of vice senate president and itsekiri will never vote against their brothers also Urhobo can't vote against Yoruba Awolowo always win there.

So igbo how do you want to become Nigeria president
Are you hoping on hausa fulani votes?
I always laugh when I see people still trying to play divide and rule between the south East and South South. Hear this from me, the people are wiser now, haven lived in all six States of SS, I can authoritatively tell you that the only brother the SS has are the SE, vice versa. Stop wasting your time trying to instigate hate between brothers, it will never happen. Cheers!
Business / Re: Ibiza: Obi Cubana Shows The First Club He Built In 2006 (Photos, Video) by Goddyj(m): 7:34am On Jan 16, 2022
Baba is richly blessed cool
Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo: South-East Is The Most Qualified For Presidency In 2023 by Goddyj(m): 11:34am On Jan 15, 2022
Asari is very correct on this one . He that comes to equity is supposed to come with a clean hand
Health / Re: I'm About To Abort A 4-Month Pregnancy Tomoro, My Babe Is So Scared! Help Pls by Goddyj(m): 10:35am On Jan 11, 2022
7 years from now, you'll see your age mates that made this same "mistake" of getting a girl pregnant, but didn't abort it, playing with their kids and you'll start regretting why you aborted your own.

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Politics / Re: Video: Asked About Poor Economic Performance, Buhari Says ‘return To Farm’ by Goddyj(m): 7:57am On Jan 07, 2022
It is well indeed cheesy
Politics / Re: President Buhari's Interview With NTA On 6 January 2022 (Live Updates) by Goddyj(m): 8:34pm On Jan 06, 2022
It is well cheesy

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Politics / Re: Amazon, AliExpress To Pay 6% Tax From Profits Made From Nigerian Customers - FG by Goddyj(m): 10:13pm On Jan 05, 2022
Just yesterday that I ordered for the first time on AliExpress and today they're threatening to "ban" them from selling to Nigerians. grin grin

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Politics / Re: Southern Unity Abi,let Us Standby A Credible Presidential Candidate Frm S/east by Goddyj(m): 6:55pm On Jan 05, 2022
It's only a short sighted person that will think Nigeria will remain the same after 2023.
Religion / Re: Pastor Fatoyinbo: Igbos Find It Difficult Donating Money To Churches by Goddyj(m): 9:35pm On Jan 03, 2022
"Man of God" embarassed embarassed

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Religion / Re: Prophecy: You Will Get Married In 2022 - Fr Kelvin Ugwu by Goddyj(m): 6:51pm On Jan 01, 2022
Date fixed, searching for wife material cool
Science/Technology / Re: Indian Goat Gives Birth To ‘Humanoid Kid’ With Baby-Like Face (Pics) by Goddyj(m): 8:36pm On Dec 29, 2021
They should check the head if the family very well. He knows what happened cheesy
Business / Re: The Money I Saved In My Saving Box by Goddyj(m): 7:33pm On Dec 25, 2021
The funny thing is that Christmas day seems to be the shortest day in the whole year. I never enjoy anything and it's already 7:33pm, when I dey feel like make the day no finish cool
Politics / Re: Epe LGA Chairwoman's 100 Days: What Has Your LGA Chairperson Done? by Goddyj(m): 7:47am On Dec 24, 2021
So local Government still dey exist
I can't remember the last time I heard of my local Government chairwoman, let alone that she does a project grin
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Inspects Construction Of Enugu Government's First Flyover by Goddyj(m): 9:08am On Dec 23, 2021
Cognitivereason:
He is not...
It just DAT he doesn't waste billions building white elephant projects in gain attention
that's if I don't spend most of time in Enugu grin grin
Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Inspects Construction Of Enugu Government's First Flyover by Goddyj(m): 6:51am On Dec 23, 2021
I think this is the worst governor in the whole south east

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Romance / Re: All My Efforts To Settle Down This Year Is Failing by Goddyj(m): 3:27pm On Dec 16, 2021
Op you just told my story on my behalf. Since I started looking for a wife this January, I've come to realize that women plenty, but wife scarce die embarassed Let's continue the search next year brother. But one thing I won't do is to search for a wife in the church. It it very difficult to know who's a good lady in the Church because inside there, every body pretends to be Holy embarassed

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