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FamilyRe: 2 Relationship Pitfalls Older Unamrried Ladies May Not Tell Younger Ones by GodMode: 10:56am On Mar 26, 2015
Rubbish
FamilyRe: Marrying A Guy That Is Short.. by GodMode: 4:40pm On Mar 25, 2015
totima:
Well in earnest, if the OP and her fiancee get married, they WILL have shorter than average kids.

It depends on what her priorities are - the genetic
makeup of her future kids vs love for her husband.

Everybody has a deal breaker...for some, it may be sickle cell genotype, for others beauty potential, for the rest, height.

Where does the OP stand in this?
Which one is dealbreakerhuh

You're watching too much "baggage"gringringrin
FamilyRe: Marrying A Guy That Is Short.. by GodMode: 4:33pm On Mar 25, 2015
delors:
So what exactly do u need from us? To tell you to dump him because of his height and then look for a tall guy or give him beans to eat so he can add at least 2inches?
Did you see his height when.you started dating him or was he tall before but now growing short? I wonder how tall Jay Jay Okocha, Obafemi Martins, MI, etc are...
Advice, height is not a determinant sis...
She saw his money gringringrin
FamilyRe: Marrying A Guy That Is Short.. by GodMode: 4:28pm On Mar 25, 2015
happyzed0:
My dear is God dat gives height. growth mainly depend on wat u eat 4 d 1st 3yrs bt sometym gene play a role in it's own.it is better 2 live wif a short man happily dan 2 live wif a tall man n regret y u were created wat matters is luv do u luv him if yes pls invite me 4 d weddin
Lies...

If she's 5ft and her man is shorter the kids will be at most 5.4ft...

Unless they have the height in them which the parents don't have.
EducationRe: 3 Ghanaian Students Sweep WAEC International Excellence Awards by GodMode: 3:39pm On Mar 25, 2015
My signature space is for sale

N30,000 for a duration of one month..
PoliticsRe: Buhari Assures Nigerians On Religious Neutrality by GodMode: 2:46pm On Mar 25, 2015
My signature space is for sale...

N30,000 for a duration of one month..
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 10:26am On Mar 25, 2015
rubey:
Lol! Look at the lazy guy who wants to make my dreams come true grin
My ideal woman should be financially buoyant not demanding...

Your dreams are demands not dreams..
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 10:23am On Mar 25, 2015
xbernardx:
The pen*s become used to sstimulation by hands and other devices that you use and therefore when you become an addict, only. Hands can give you that pleasure and satisfaction not a woman, if u climb oga na 2minutes I give u. If u no believe carry ur voterscard go vote GMB.

Lying about dis won't. Add a kobo to my bank acc.
Nope.. It makes the guy last longer...

Its not " Hands can give you that pleasure" its the MIND...

Wanking leads to sexual stimulation of the mind so the self-servicer won't release prematurely..
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 9:25am On Mar 25, 2015
MuhdG:
check my earlier post

looser No 2
I read your post... That's the only correct thing there..
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 9:23am On Mar 25, 2015
rubey:
My dream is to have a ferari before next week monday #eyesrolling#
You're miss-independent gringringrin

you can get it whenever you like..
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 9:15am On Mar 25, 2015
rubey:
Believe me, you don't want to make my dreams come true
As long as it doesn't lead to the end of the human race... We're good gringringrin
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 9:09am On Mar 25, 2015
rubey:
If I shouldn't trust a pastor, who should I trust? You? tongue
I can make your dreams come true gringrin
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 8:59am On Mar 25, 2015
rubey:
I once read an article of a pastor saying missionary is the Holy style! So sorry boo, I don't want to be a child of the devil cry
No such thing as "holy style"... Pastors are not to be trusted..
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 8:55am On Mar 25, 2015
rubey:
Bad boy! shocked change that moniker to satanmode tongue
God created s:ex for pleasure... Using only one position is boring.. Women have to learn to back that a:ss up gringringrin
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 8:53am On Mar 25, 2015
xbernardx:
Long time effect is you will come after 2 minutes
Liesangryangryangry

It makes you last longer due to frequent s:exual pleasure...
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 8:52am On Mar 25, 2015
yaskarahyelhope:
May God av mercy on dis generation. Self servicing is now a better option which is actually **MASTURBATION**. Tufiakwa, I spit. Wat is it with dis sexual satisfaction before marriage. Fornication and adultery is a bad one. Masturbation is d height of it. Pls repent now before its too late so that U don't start masturbation in public. Pls stop it. Its very unhealthy. Its a psychosexual disorder not to talk of its spiritual implication!
Holier than thou is here angryangryangry
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 8:51am On Mar 25, 2015
rubey:
Sorry, I don't have big booty embarassed
No worries... 30 minutes of doggystyle for 21 days will make it bigger gringringrin
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 8:46am On Mar 25, 2015
MuhdG:
Yes it will affect you seriously.
Effects include.
Weak memory, poor eye sight, low heart beat ( if the heart beat of those who don't self service is 72, yours will be arnd 67 68 69), fear and anxiety ( if a cat were to jump in front of you, I swear you'd think its a lion), emotional weakness ( you'd feel sad all d time and you'd hate your self), the self service will stop satisfying you and u might result to prostitutes or raping, sexual disfunction because u can easily damage d veins dat supply blood to ur "thing" from stroking during self service, you won't last long in bed, lower back pain, serious pain in d balls, you'd begin to slim seriously, loss of hair etc etc
Lies angryangryangry

only demerit
Too much wanking leads to slight pain in the balls..
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 8:43am On Mar 25, 2015
rubey:
You can be gay for him now tongue
Neverangryangryangryangryangryangry

I'm addicted to boobs and big booty gringringrin
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 8:41am On Mar 25, 2015
biomedixexcel:
Self servicing will do the following for u.
1. Makes your sperm watery and infertile because the cells and organs producing might having over utilized over a very short time.
2. You become addicted and forget about opposite sex

A middle aged man came to where i work yesterday and talked about how he impregnates ladies at will when he was blinded by youthful lust. Now he's married and his wife has been unable to conceive. He brought sperm for analysis and we found out that 98% of the sperm cells are immotile and dead which means there is no way he could impregnate a woman.

learn from this
Lies angryangryangry

The guy is either a smoker or an alcoholicangryangryangry
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 8:38am On Mar 25, 2015
rubey:
Why don't you help him out? undecided
I'm not gay angryangryangryangry
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 8:34am On Mar 25, 2015
rubey:
Op needs to have lot of real sex undecided
Help him out angryangryangry
HealthRe: Will Masturbation Affect Me In The Future? by GodMode: 8:31am On Mar 25, 2015
Waskolo:
Hello my name David am 24 years of age. l loose interest towards girls when the girl love most broke my heart, I don't have any urge of asking a girl out, though when I see beautiful girls I admire them. About a year ago when my girlfriend dumped me I started satisfying myself through masturbation. I masturbate twice daily and its makes me feel good. but the question is, is masturbating going to affect me in the nearest future, will I ever feel anything for a woman. I just want to know if its killing me emotionally, because am addicted to self-service.
Matured Minds Please
Its better for you to self-service than go on a "rape revenge" mission.. Or deceiving women only to f:uck and dump them...

You could also be suffering from inferiority complex...
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Starved Us, Jonathan Gave Us Multibillion Naira Contracts - OPC by GodMode: 8:27am On Mar 25, 2015
genevieve12:
Eduro na o,sebi when they called GEJ clueless he even used vigilante men to fight boko haram,then many nigerians wud be like,even if they have commitee of babalawos they sud help fight the insurgency,as d millitary in d oil region are compromised both d navy police,n other security agenices also support the oil vandals as to get their own share of the national cake,me I support issakaba,niger delta militants,Opc,all association of olode n native doctors at least that is the african security,then our economy wud get a rapid stride n person wey won die fit go vandalise.
You comment like an "empowered illiterate"...
NYSCRe: See How Corps Members Get Water In Gwer West LGA, Benue State. by GodMode: 11:33am On Mar 24, 2015
9jatatafo:
Enough stories to tell after youth service. The water table is low and I think with little money a borehole could be sunk. The corpers should solicit for help from richer people and leave a legacy in that community.
Do the RICHER PEOPLE need corpers to indirectly tell them their community is trash and undeveloped...

What are the STATE AND LOCAL GOVERNMENT doing with their moneyhuh huh
NYSCRe: See How Corps Members Get Water In Gwer West LGA, Benue State. by GodMode: 11:28am On Mar 24, 2015
Malawian:
bros, there are basic things citizens are meant to do for themselves, we should disabused our minds from this yoruba mindset that all they need to do is stay alive and government will do everything for them.

go to onitsha and nkpor, the dept of the water table will sink at least 15 storey buildings inside, yet the people still dig wells and boreholes by themselves to get water.

i did MDG work for benue state during my service year in kaduna, i can tell you that more than half of the MDG projects were just boreholes projects all over the state. you should be blaming contractors that will collect money and then abscond. i know of this very company who got more than 12 borehole projects in benue state cos i was actually incharge of monitoring. this guy, an Hausa guy did not even dig one single borehole.
Tribalist ^^^^^
NYSCRe: See How Corps Members Get Water In Gwer West LGA, Benue State. by GodMode: 11:21am On Mar 24, 2015
fanex:
when the god lord put smiles and laughter into your mind even the most difficult circumstance becomes childs play.
That's evil part of you smiling in your suffering...

The good part of you will be angered by such.
NYSCRe: See How Corps Members Get Water In Gwer West LGA, Benue State. by GodMode: 11:17am On Mar 24, 2015
Yampotatocarrot:
but wait o. Z that supposed to b a well cos t definitely doesnt look deep. If water z so close to d surface, why don't d villagers build more of such. ***EVERYTHING NO B GOVERNMENT ABEG***
***EVERYTHING IS D GOVERNMENT ABEG***
CrimeRe: INFIDELITY: Husbands Kill Wives In Delta, Anambra by GodMode: 9:38am On Mar 24, 2015
Sunshinelady:
. U indicted urself by d second story. I totally condemn fornication & adultery, but I ll hav u know dat 95 per cent of women who cheat do it as a form of payback. I know there are irresponsible woman who can cheat for no just cause, but I tell u dat if there are 100 adulterous women, 95 of dem hav had their husbands cheat on them. (Am not justifying their acts, but dis is just d fact). #IfUDontEnjoyBeingCheatedOn,ThenDontCheat#
Lies angryangryangryangry
PhonesRe: Disadvantages Of Buying China Phones (Chinadroids) by GodMode: 9:34am On Mar 24, 2015
I'm still waiting for naijadroid angryangryangry
FamilyRe: Was I Wrong To Have Moved Out Of My Parents' Place? by GodMode: 8:57am On Mar 24, 2015
Dolemite:
How does the actions of two consenting adults become a crime against humanity? do tell.
I can't help you with your reasoning...

If you can't deduce my comment then I should stop replying you..
FamilyRe: Was I Wrong To Have Moved Out Of My Parents' Place? by GodMode: 10:28pm On Mar 23, 2015
Dolemite:
If homosexuality is such a dangerous sin why did is there homosexuality in the animal kingdom? seriously you Christians should start reasoning.
What animal kingdomhuh

I'm atheist... Homosexuality is a crime against humanity... Its worse than sin...

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