akinalabi:

WRONG!

Any registered company or business name will do. Even if you have a business name called Okafor Trading Enterprises, you can publish a magazine and call in ESSENCE and it will be allowed at the National Library

Just dont let them catch you

I think the most popular blogger should go to Bellanaija

My sit doesnt have much traffic but Im seriously working on it.

We have a similar problem, just that we are on opposite sides of the fence. If you love her and you say she loves you too, why cant you just open your mouth and talk to her for God's sake. What's wrong with these guys of today.

190:

this guy is a complete foo!
not an incomplete one~

Geez, 190 that's harsh o

Moi

I wont deny that I have actually seen traces of this before ^{sighs deeply}
But I like him so much

Scooby1:



You not ready for a bf

lol

omega25red:

well you will have to employ your friend's help by having him/her find out if he is seeing someone now and then let him know that you too like him and you are waiting for him to ask you out. That should solve the problem.

by the way what does a flight attendant have to do with having respect for a potential mate i dont get it homeboy might also be feeling inferior so watch out for that because guys like that would make sure you fail so that he could be doing better than you so as to feel like a big man

I tire o. And the thing is I lost the job over a year ago

Osama10:

Why not arrange a date?

But that would still be asking him. And I want him to do the asking

Are you searching for one?

I guess I am. I dont think I could ever tell a guy how I feel about him without him first saying something. Thats the problem I am having

Maybe because guys are getting randier and randier each day and a large part of their brain say 90% is all about s*e x.

kokoye:

I was walked today the door just now and I noticed a lady behind me so I held the door open for her so she could pass.

She walked past the door, said thank you then stepped aside so I could walk past her.

I asked her why and she said she didnt want me looking at her backside! I simply smiled and walked on.

I think this has been talked about before but it still amazes me.

What's up with them females??

What's up with your english now? Maybe the lady didnt tell you the real reason she wanted you to go before her.
She didnt want your english hitting her from behind ^{nodding head} .Yeah that's it

shocked 
but I like you, girl

I know she'll come down here to rain abuses on me
But I think the worst poster is michelin
And the best is sista woman

dakkylove:

all this Chris brown and Rihanna story seems like child's play compared to what my friend is going through.
she is married with three beautiful children but her husband will not stop hitting her.
at this point i think he is crazy,now she has become Anaemic and Hypertensive ,the situation is so bad that her breasts cannot produce milk to breastfeed her barely 2 month old baby.

at one point she ran away from the house, and i tried to see if we could get her a job at least to take care of her baby, but her mum convinced her to go back because of the kids. at this point i'm scared for her life. if he doesn't stop she might die.

i cannot advise her to leave him and i cannot go to his people for help because she says in his family it is a normal thing, they all hit their wives.at this point i do not know what to do, and she stays far away from me so i cannot be checking up on her regularly. what would you guys do?i feel guilty not doing anything about it.

Why? Does the mom want her to die in the house first?

Im still thinking ^{do you people have to use such long usernames}

Kenny_G:

how was service?

service was fine

busybody20:

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted

hehehehehe, I like your fantasy; good one.Serves the lady right

Please, let the poor girl be.And yes, if you disvirgin a girl and dump her later on and she curses you, my dear it will follow you to your 10th generation   .Insleeping with her you are taking a blood covenant.So if you are not so sure you'll be marrying her then let her be

spikedcylinder:

What's the url link of your former ID?

I hope this is what you mean

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=287802

Are you planning on seducing the poor man? Na wa o.

So true love especially if you are a women. To me o, men dont know how to love in Nigeria.So if they love you more better for the relationship

TheSeeker:

Tell me one thing that's romantic about this

I was wondering o

oge4real:

There is nothing to be debated here. leave the girl for the younger brother to marry, then go get another wife for yourself.

I tire o

Ebonyeyes:

Even after we graduated from the higher institution and working, my best friend still holds enormous grudges against me. He was my classmate and bosom friend. We did almost everything together, including reading, writing and reporting assignments, eating, clubbing, politics, the list is endless. Even in the exams, we sat close to each other for mutual benefits, until this girl came in between us. My friend first met her and they were going out together. Then came one faithful day, my friend visited me with her. He introduced her to me and we both exchanged pleasantries. She confirmed to my friend that I was a gentle guy, though in my absence.


When my friend asked me about her, I also confirmed she’s cute and above all, matured. And the three of us by virtue of that introduction became close friends. However, my friend I must state clear here, is the acting boy friend, while as his bosom friend, I encouraged them and ensured their love for each other grows. Not quite long after, they stated having serious incompatibility problems. They quarrel themselves at every slightest opportunity. They would argue over trivial issues that should not matter at all. Even in the public, causing themselves embarrassments in some cases.


I became very worried and tried my best to settle their differences. In many occasions my idea of settling cases between them had worked perfectly, only for yet another trouble to ensue little time after.  This lingered until I could notice a show of lack of interest in the relationship from either side. As a concerned dude, I called my friend in private and asked him what exactly the problem was, but he didn’t seem to know. I demanded to know if he has done his job as a man, because refusal of indulgence could throw some contemporary ladies into dismay. My friend yielded NO. I blamed him for that and at the same time advised him to go sleep with the girl to clear every emotional doubt. But he refused, telling me he wouldn’t want to portray a picture of sexual urge before the girl at that time which he considered too early. I said to him, four months after you‘ve been into this and you still consider it too early to make her feel like a woman.


Ok, since you are the point man, you know the best for yourself. While the problem between them lasted, the girl was wishing within her to switch over to me. But I did not know until one day, while she and I were coming back after we escorted her boy friend to his off-camp residence and coming back to our hostel rooms. On our way she kissed me. I objected and frowned against it, but she said since my best friend is her boy friend, she sees nothing bad in giving me such unconditional kiss. After all, I was a better man than him, she added. I became frightened and tried to protect my friend’s interest like every true friend should do. From that day she began to hide from my friend, but only wanting to see me.


Still I refused. Instead I planned to reconcile them but they both expressed explicitly they are no longer interested. After like six months, I pleaded with my friend to accept my reconciliation moves, but he objected. By then, the girl was disturbing me terribly, paying for my lunch, drinks, etc even when I was not there. When the temptation became too much, I asked my friend if he was going to be against any man he sees going out with the girl, but he denied, saying he would even thank the man for saving him the trouble. I called the girl and asked her why she was following me around, but she said, my friend in question never had any canal knowledge of her. What was her sin falling in love with me?


She even said she had brought up the topic before the room mates and they all encourage her to follow her heart. It was at that point I fell for her. And we started dating. Since then, we have been together even as by the grace of God, we are both engineers now (though she is still serving). It’s been like five years now and I don’t regret ever being with her. So does she never regret the decision she made. But my friend hated me with the believe that I betrayed him. And as adults now, I want reconciliation but do not know how to start. In your mind, do I really owe him an apology?







P.S. OP paragraph is your best friend.

You did great spacing this it out.It made it a bit easy to read.

patwhizkid:

Too long! . . .summarize plz.

Two guys were friends A and B and A brought a girl he liked to introduce to B as his gf.Unfortunately they had incompatibility problems. B tried to solve the problems but things couldnt work out so A and his girl parted ways. A's ex started casting "lustful" eyes on B, and B went and asked A if he would be ok with anyone dating the girl and go the affirmative.

B then falls inlove with the said girl and has been with her for 5 years, but A hates him for " betraying" him


The nerve of A

Can someone pls summarise the post. I couldnt go beyound the third line/

This is way too long. Cant you people just summarise your posts sef?