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Ehen thank God say na Italy, send am go male prison for 5 year , her punishment na to suck dick of men in prison , 30 guys daily for 5 years , lol sore throat no be sore pussi

destiny4luv:
Read properly before commenting ok. I said I hardly eat outside.

thats my point , appreciation of what you have as a lucky man , you just got a shocker due to situations, your wife is a saver and please appreciate her

Stale beans and e wan burn still

destiny4luv:
Good day Nairalanders, so this morning I woke up very early to see a friend in order to conclude a deal with him. I was at his place before 6am and we spent over 2hours before concluding our deal. As I was driving back home I noticed I was hungry and the only thing that was on my mind to eat was jollof rice and chicken 🐔 🍗.

I called my wife and asked her how long will it take to prepare the jollof rice and chicken, she said at least three hours that she need to go get chicken that none is left in the refrigerator. I told her I can't wait that I have to branch an eatery, but she still got to prepare it, because it's my favourite food she said ok. She said I should just take bread and tea when I return why she make preparation for the meal that's what she and the kids took this morning. I said no, she knows I don't like taking bread and tea, I can't even remember the last time I took such. She said no wahala.

I branch one of the eateries and ordered for jollof rice and chicken the girl served it and I noticed it was small so I asked her to add to it she said that will be two portion I said no problem. I collected coke and water and asked how much she said 5k 5hundred. I was surprised, it's been a little bit long I ate at any eatery because 95% of food I eat (especially when in town) is from home, my wife is very good at cooking so it does not really make me fancy eating outside. A portion of rice #1500 (×2) chicken #2000, water and coke #500. Naija which way how the average man on the street go take survive nah?

Sorry for the long write up on top jollof rice and chicken matter . How is the eateries in ur location is it this expensive?

next Time your wife wan go market , use two hand de give her money , she no d3 find am easy , try de add some extra for her inconvenience or else fast food go finish you in 6 months , de do well o

Staphylococcus, get tested and treat immediately

She a prostitutte, that howtheysteal in nigeria, up to pants ,tey steal , its a normal syndrome with them

Qatar2022:
Stop judging people like this you stupid being

that means your head na to sit down wash , you carry mumu come nairaland de give us zobo abi? Oshi

No case , since their governor get romance with apc so na them them

Check inside the paw , a nail ,stone , bottle or the dog was hit

Insurance company accounts payable

So why is your fiancee not aware , abi you de plug her father azz , guy no de whine us here o, this one get cap

9mm backup

Deadly striker at work

He thought it was business as usual

She thought it was business as usual with weak men , Karen met the bomb squad

The girl will have to learn that in Africa you don't challenge a man physically or you will get it bad , this is not Europe, check the sun , its hot so as the temper here

1. Find her panties
2. Call kanayo O. Kanayo
3. Call the society of white and red priests and decorate your parlour or room with red and black clothes , put a clay pot of burning fire on her pant
4. Wait for her to return while you throw up blood inside the room .

Thank me later

Thats how men end up dead ,

Them go fear waziri strategy , wike has committed political suicide

At least her body don calm now , when you tell women to hold their mouth ,na lie , now her ass is bursted ,many women are out of control , its dangerous, make una warn mummy GO

Lies, that ak is brand new , police aks are rough used in nigeria , cover up no get head

JoeRizzla:
We all know she went there for hoók up biz, but She was probably high on crack or something thats why she drowned, when you're high on alcohol or whatever the water in the pool feels different on your body so I think she got carried away in the pool

Codeine crazyy

she fit don try blackmail one bad dude ,so ge gave her the Russian bow tie

If she drowned she would be drooling out water from nostrils and mouth by now

The real trade of Africans, congratulations nigerian , apc and bubu blasted you guys to the stone age

Now thats how to be a father , he fought for the honor of the family, where he dies ,his family will continue , if I were his next brother in line ? I'll be more direct

Go to your father , not a pastor who doesn't know didly squat , your father or grand father and strip naked , beg him for help as his child , he will bath you with salt and cover you with palm kernel oil , let me know when your land lord starts going blind or sick

Wait make better guy rod you , that your snake pussi go cripple , next time your spiritual husband see you , em go disown u

I need to see this guy personally, I dont think he has seen a bullet inside a chamber ,if not this kind lie no for surface

Bob risky is going to get hit hard

Nothing like the money dance in Africa, white girls here in America find it exiting