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TheFacelessMan:


As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the aisle farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"

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1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


1 was guarding the entrance, 1 robbing customers and the last 1 was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds......



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!

https://31.media.tumblr.com/715b9dcb7ae640885b2c0779421c8d43/tumblr_n27d8w1j4p1sr1lf3o1_500.gif

I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker


Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me

The End.

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

the deeper life like woman shouting Jesus, this is the problem with some stupid women , why shout the name of our Lord and put the life of your rescuer in danger , a neighbor of mine was shot in the heart when he tried combating robbers in his home , the wife spooked the robbers in the dark when she shouted and they shot at him in the dark as he was about to cock his barrel, they took what they came for and told her it was a mistake as they wouldn't have killed him if she had shut her mouth.

TheFacelessMan:


As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the aisle farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"

[img]https://media1./images/20f243e697a63f526fc9a81600daed50/tenor.gif?itemid=4885182[/img]

1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


1 was guarding the entrance, 1 robbing customers and the last 1 was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds......



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!

https://31.media.tumblr.com/715b9dcb7ae640885b2c0779421c8d43/tumblr_n27d8w1j4p1sr1lf3o1_500.gif

I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker


Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me

The End.

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

glock 26 , backup

No trouble here just noticed that the constitution was alien to them , deep in the north the ways of modernisation is strange to then, even sharia is the way than the so called constitution, so these guys have little flair what the consequences are for blocking the coas

The fct is compromised seriously

Take this and combine with a bean bag non lethal shotgun shell aim for the peepee, not the head please

mrakeli62:
https://punchng.com/reps-to-probe-obasanjo-yaradua-jonathan-power-contracts/amp/

at least in their time power generation improved not like now when more money is put in and the megawatts dropped so bad .

nerorex01:
Ehen... Just like that, lemme start with this one first

this car is Russian made , very fast and reliable though but damn expensive

You don't propose to a pr#stitute it's against her ethics of her profession

How many kings do these guys have, urhobos and Kings are like 500 so who is who

Dino should be in tears now , woman wen the man don't bury name now u want send message of condolences, come where the idiot wen bring this guy to power?

Some ancient Roman's kept a symbol of an erected pen*s above the entrance to their homes , it was a symbol of detarance to intruders and criminals to steer clear or get f#cked up, as some men were said to walk around with a steady and hard erection, any attempt to attempt will get u f#cked up brutally, these guys just gave me a picture of such men!

Foolish man instead of him to go to a nearby fulani terrorist training camp and yell " ba rugga ,ba nama"

When the goat which was fed to the lion feels the lion is too weak to eat or challenge it , it will realise that the lion was waiting for her to become fat and ripened for plucking . Those who betray family are no worse than a dying pagan.

pablobellins:
Daddy, Daddy; He raped me but gave me 40million naira.

Reply as the Dad

olosho olosho

U be fulani then , illegal citizen, lol

Next

Just like a G class , full option

martineverest:
coza members are everywhere..one of them spotted

Timi is a child , poor kid that wants to make way at any cost if he's given 50m he will drop the case, this must have been an idea sold to him , when the babe de use body find pastor nobody talk o, now she claiming rape, some women in this life embarass their ancestors and woman hood, there was no report back then, no effort to escape or call the said rapist to order , now is exactly the right time to bring him down. Oshe

Cream whisky with champagne glasses ? Wait o......... ok , it's ok , carry on wish them well

Unlike buhari he will not risk his life for cleaning out a drain so people could walk on the streets freely , instead finding people's lands you use for fulani rugga

This is the normal routine for an ex prostitute or runs girl ,they like such stuff

U slap me like this ? ........ me. ........ I'll quietly go home and call my mother for u

richie240:
Siddon dia!
what do we have 'krest' for?
You can begin to think of bringing kola when and only when d babe let's u know she's pregnant; or else, she 'krests' it behind ur back and life goes on.
lols

lol

Did the mad man complain ? See pepper body story

Hunter hunted

Adamu oshomole,
Tinubu
Ekere nsima
Lies Mohammed
Adeosun
Boss mustapha
Rochas

Why not do it the African way and get her pregnant , palm wine and kola will follow the ring, don know why black man de like do oyibo show off things

It looks like a misused dilldoo

Lekzy360:
Na wetin we dey hear everyday be this...

Can't we just hear this kind of news from Nigeria.. Lol if they are bold enough

South Korea Fires Warning shots At Russian Military Aircraft

Imagine how bold they are with this;

South Korea says its jets fired warning shots at a Russian surveillance plane that entered its airspace on Tuesday.

rubbish that's a stealth subsonic flankier su39 (sukhoi) , bow and arrow de kill armoured car?

The most common cause of crashes is that pilots ignore their equipments thinking they are malfunctioning or defective most don't survive to tell the experience

jayextra:
Traditions says the Kolanut host has to taste it first

So my son do justice to it

die by lap dance you cassava

FarahAideed:
Are you ok

yes very sound and I know what am saying ,I lived there for some years before I left yhe country , it's the way they think and behave , even if he isn't sure he should have asked that's the normal for anyone who's new to a facility like that instead of assuming.
2 . There was no signage warning ro keep off the elevator shafts as it was out of service , gross ignorance, that area should have been barred.
I am ok am of a sound mind , so I beg your question ? Are you ok?