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Ma Nigga bad Harry!

Authoreety:
D earlier we begin to understand that this men(I mean d service chiefs) are there just to guard buhari in his retirement office, the better for us..




These guys are buharis parley parleys and buhari is jst using Nigeria to flex retirement

Na so I c am!


Bt seriously, op isnt far from the truth

What a quagmire

XaintJoel20:
Long over due.

Yes I said it, they transmitted the transformered the transmitter of the transformer so he lost transmission.

Lilisticlili:
Just when I thought I have seen enough on social media. This Female UNILAG Graduate Boasts On Twitter about her prowess on Mouth Gig.

My generation! What a generation of transmission

Lalasticlala sister

Simple house wife, no complications.

Yes, and he still let's the olosho understand that he's got a wife

Oreofepeters:
When there's no adequate flow of communication in relationship.

It becomes boring, frustrating and tiring.
peharps this is common among the ladies (introvert type), to type long sentence na whahala (lol, gud, fyn, yes, lmao, ok, hmmn).
And this attribute can be so dangerous ehn cos you won't know her next plan.






How have some guys dealt with theirs?.

Stop calling her when she's sucking dick! Simple

It's a sign that you need a wife, find a ife material that buys you ties and cufflinks, do you can uy her a house, not laptop and iPhone and she gives you a slack kpomo as consolation.

Jazzlite:
A bread seller, Marian Folarin, on Thursday told a Mapo Customary Court in Ibadan that it was her lover that impregnated her and not her husband, Kayode Folarin.

The mother-of-four in her original petition to the court accused her husband of “gross irresponsibility and incompetence” in managing the home.

She said, “My lord, hunger, thirst and wretchedness had been the order of the day with me in
Kayode’s house in the last 20 years I lived with him.

“Kayode and I earlier had a mutual agreement not to have more than four children and he did everything not to violate that agreement.

“But he had been unable to cater for me and the children, beside the constant beating which I receive
from him.

“I stopped Kayode from having sex with me since 2007 so as not to get pregnant. However, as I speak now, I have been impregnated by my lover, Ololade, a mechanic at Gate area of Ibadan.

“I pray this honourable court to order Kayode to stop molesting and harassing me in the neighbourhood because I am no longer interested in the marriage; I have found new love.”

The respondent denied all allegations preferred against him, saying he still loves his wife.

He said, “Marian is a pathological liar because I always give her my love and care and people can bear me witness.

“It is only unfortunate that she is being misguided somewhere. My lord, I want to confirm to you that
I impregnated Marian and not any mechanic.

“Marian was three months pregnant before she left my house.”

Marian’s 14-year-old daughter, in her testimony, told the court that her father was a caring man who did everything possible to satisfy her mother.

She said, “I think my mother is just ungrateful.”

The President of the court, Ademola Odunade, after deliberating on the matter, ordered a court official to take Marian for pregnancy test to ascertain the age of the pregnancy.

He also ordered that her mechanic lover should appear in court, and adjourned the case until May 23 for hearing.

http://punchng.com/my-lover-not-my-husband-impregnated-me-wife-confesses/

Bread seller no need affection, she just found something she's been dreaming of......

fykes:
Died in active service...
21 years old...when I still kill myself with dy/dx

Unlike bob risky, this guy is a martyr, He died fighting with his weapon on fire, till the end it was for God, love and country.

Without a valid search warrant in the United States, you will have to pass trough my family

Without a valid search warrant in the United States, you will have to pass trough my family

callydon:
https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.thecable.ng/trending-video-mean-transmission-transmissionigp-struggles-read-speech/amp

Biko, I need a transmitter to help transmit what d IGP is transmitting.

NB: This IGP is also a lawyer.

lawyer or transmitter, please pick one.

Neminc:
Why is abike transmitting a transmission that can't be transmitted in a single transmission? That is a wrong transmission nah!!!

OMG! You fucker! Lolllll

Don't worry when pdp brings out their own hit list, it will be like a bad dream, they should keep up the witch-hunt

ThatHistoryGuy:
Ofcus they feel marginalized
Buhari is attending to the need of the cows while they are left with noting
So we share common enemy but they can't vote but we have to do it for them.

Buhari2daura2019

Guy no make me vex, these guys count cow legs during census o, hope u remember

ThatHistoryGuy:
I see thieves

But so long as they are for PDP I consider them "high saints"

The goats have started this work now we need to finish it


#buhari2daura2019

Please how do we issue these goats PVC cards to vote, I think they too have had it to the brim.

Everybody chill, I gat this, where are the mothers in the house, please free tickets to Uganda, you all have been called to active duty

Em no even pay the fare of every one on the bus, how can he touch the lives of people, I beg pass go!

Saraki is unable or afraid to use the power he has the Senate is the most powerful organ of government in Nigeria, buhari's power is just 40 percent, revoke his powers and he will be 20 percent down.

Emotionless100:
Up coming artists with profession in oloshoism

U need more orijin, you are a genius.

Father if there is any fire left for cooking in heaven, combined with your anger please send it with rage and accuracy, make sure bob risky never survives your rage for this blasphemy
Please kill him and end this shame he has brought on men who you made in your own image, IJN.

Women are now so loose in the Nigerian society, they have now turned mongrels for breeding and cross breeding, I wonder how much it would cost to breed her mother

Evablizin:
Amen And Amen.

We Christians are praying while the enemies are Smithing swords, spears and arrows for war, the slaughter will total and annihilating if we do not go to the house of david and pick up his sword.

gurnam:
Probably when Nigeria moves the Federal capital out of Abuja and relocates to Umuahia, the Gbagis can take possession of the property on their God given land.
Una no dey put sense forward before making comment

Your pain your loss, who cares

adem30:
National Stadium, Lagos.

By Kazeem Ugbodaga

Nigeria’s President, Muhammadu Buhari has approved the release of National Stadium, Surulere to Lagos State Government for retrofitting and upgrading to host international sporting tournaments, the State Government said on Tuesday.

Speaking at the ongoing annual Ministerial Press Briefing at Bagauda Kaltho Press Centre in Alausa, Chairman of Lagos State Sports Commission, Mr Kweku Tandoh, said it was gratifying to report that after series of back and forth, action would commence next week on paperwork for the formal handover of the facility to the State Government.

Responding to a question on the delay in handover of the stadium to the State Government for upgrade from its present state of decay, Tandoh said the approval for the release was given verbally by the President during his visit to Lagos few weeks ago, while terms of the agreement would now be based not on concession but complete release to the State Government.

Giving details, Tandoh said: “You would recall that the Lagos State Government signified interest in taking over completely the National Stadium and the Governor did not just say it, he actually met with the Minister of Sports and a tour of the facility was carried out.

“One thing later developed and there were signs and signals that the Governor received that they were not actually ready to hand over the Stadium to us rather it seems as if they just wanted a concession agreement where the State Government would spend the money, get it fixed while the Federal Government would still be in place but that is not what Lagos State Government wants.

“So, during the visit of the President to Lagos State few weeks ago, the Governor at the State Dinner was able to grouch the intention again and he mentioned it in his speech to the President and the President verbally gave approval that that was going to be in place. Just yesterday, the Governor directed that I proceed to Abuja next week to deliver some communications that are necessary to put in place a formal handover of the National Stadium to Lagos State Government. We are grateful that this time they will give it to us on the terms that the Lagos State Government has requested for,” he explained.

On activities of the Commission in the last one year, Tandoh said in line with the commitment of the present administration towards provision of world class sporting facilities, approval had already been given for comprehensive renovation of Campos Mini Stadium in Lagos Island, Teslim Balogun Stadium, Surulere; Mobolaji Johnson Sports Centre, Rowe Park, Yaba; Isheri Football Field/Swimming Pool, and Ijede Mini Stadium, Ikorodu.

He said both the Teslim Balogun Stadium and Campos Mini Stadium would have their artificial turf replaced with natural grass, while the remaining seats of Agege Stadium would be covered in addition to the upgrade already done in preparation of the facility for Confederation of African Football (CAF) matches.

He said within the period under review, the State Government awarded contracts for transformation of Onikan Stadium to an all-covered ultra-modern international stadium with FIFA certified artificial turf and multipurpose arena for entertainment concerts with capacity to accommodate 10,000 people, while preliminary works had already commenced on the construction of Maracana Stadium in Ajegunle.

He said it was also significant to report that the State Government has concluded plans to establish three viewing centres across the State for fans to watch world cup matches free of charge.

“Just yesterday, Governor Ambode approved that we should establish three viewing centres in Mushin, Alimosho and Ajegunle. The centres will be in place for the duration of world cup and will serve as venues where people in those areas can watch world cup matches free of charge,” Tandoh said.

He said approval had also been given for the employment of full time coaches as well as contract coaches, while training

Can Aso Rock be approved too to the gbagis?
What a fuckedup, sideways twisted and inappropriate gworro eating looser.

Afterwards he bought you, you were sold to him with over priced bride price, so bear it or whisk so ur people go vomit the money out

Afterwards he bought you, you were sold to him with over priced bride price, so bear it or whisk

U

EuroBoy007:
Hmmmm
And she looks so innocent.
Na wa o.

Beware of the slay Queens, lol

Neyoor:

And the superiority battle between Omo Agege and Omo Ilorin Continues.......


This is going to be very interesting.



gimme popcorn

Let's drink orijin instead, it better and the vision will be in HHD