₦airaland Forum

EgunMogaji:
As a real estate pro, what is your understanding of below?

You are supposed to talk to the hair to the estate not the Omo ile

dairykidd:
Take am easy guy

Guy no be so, I de vex, I've only wen defeated once in bed after giving a girl a champagne, chocolate and a bath with petals of roses, I ended up being beaten like a child in bed, even my ancestors shouted "eeya" so for my fellow man I have to give him that motivation, or he would be chewed up raw.

OfficialDad:
Finally someone with sense and skills quited me. Brow that's all she need. Fvck her to default

I smell a drill sergeant here, Bros no kill person pikin o, lol

donnie:
Na for nollywood you see am or for its one of your man-made doctrines?

Those who do not study their past and history end up arguing or repeating the mistakes of or forefathers.

Since cows don't eat it, no comment, no need to kill the citizens.

cofta:
There was a day i was having sex with my girl, she prefers i trib her using my tummy and i noticed she enjoys it. I also realized that whenever i do that, she stretches her hand to hold my breast and then she realizes i am a man and retracts. Is she a lesbian?

Mr man obey your landlady, women love being grinded on because of their clit, as for you touching or sucking a man's nipples gets him on fire, she's more experienced than you so you should catch up, you were supposed to be in charge and now you are taking commands, man up and set that soldier straight God dammit!

KAYSANTOS:
Save this nation O God

God is waiting for you Nigerians to start the rescue moves

ABA boy are at it again oooo

donnie:
Yes sooo large... large enough to accept anything, including idolatory.

No wonder pastors de pull una pant do deliverance for una wives and Babes and you men who are supposed to be the spiritual head if the house and family seat back as lame as a Leper

deliciousgeh:
the only thing blessed and holy that me I know in Christianity is the Bible. Which one is blessed sacrament again.

How many books do you think the holy Bible has 66? Think again that's where the Catholic Church left other denominations at, there's more that just the Bible, the Bible was the key to an equation so large even the Pope can't boast to solve.

IJOBA2:
YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT THOUGH

Nigga! I know, gay guy don fart for your front before? Your ancestors will become dizzy!

LivingFree:
I love you baby girl!

You need a plumber to fix that leakage, where is lala the python

samyfreshsmooth:
Op from the points you gave (precisely number 1, 6, 8, 11 and 12), i can safely and rightly say mhisbliss, kimbraa, pocohantas, highqueen and lalas247 are all lesbians


thank you for exposing these ladies to us

Wey them!

midehi2:

wey them!

[quote author=OfficialDad post=68114731][/quote]You probably will have a fight with her most times because of her true sexuality so she gradually sees you as an enemy, especially when your love making skills sucks, despite my occupation and my built, my lady keeps focus, my white tiger tantra is deadly, and every time I touch her she wake the neighbours, ego and pride turns them off, they are attracted to guys who are calm and dangerous in bed, discreet about their affairs (despite my revelations) and don't get turned on unnecessarily except when the chemistry is at boiling point.

She's just like my rifle classy, Hot and nasty when fingered, if you find your self in such a relationship relax, and work on your charm, you need a deadly dose of it to kill a kitty.

smeag0l:
How is it understandable?I pity you! Had it been you have a friend that has been devastated by a lesbian wife he married , you won't be saying this. What could be more heartless than a lady marrying a guy just to answer Mrs and then getting sexual satisfaction elsewhere(the type you may not be able to offer her)?and then when she thinks she has sucked you dry or can't keep up with moving from your house to see her lesbian partner most times, she files for divorce. Isn't that witchcraft?why can't they just stay on their own and bear the pressure society and family puts on them to marry instead of looking for men who's lives they'll eventually destroy?

He has said a lot, by nature and psychology women are attracted to each other, men? We fight our selves

He's gay, those guys don't hold fart

1 the owners first son owns the house, first grand son and so great grand son each first of their fathers.

2 Lease the land to a bank for a hundred years, the rest of the generations should go kick rocks.

smithsammy:
Hi property pros in the house,

It is my pleasure reaching you all at this time.

Please I need your advice on this.

There is this family house by the major road in one of the big commercial hubs in Lagos. This land would be great for bank because there are many banks on the road already.

Now, this house was built by my paternal granma who died about 35 years ago. She had six children. Several attempts have been made by one of grandma's children to sell the house but he's always been unlucky to get into 419s. The fraudsters would have actually made away with the property save for other siblings who needed to cosign documents but had never wanted to sell and would never sign.

Now, the family has really expanded and these siblings are already aging. The only way forward now is to sell the house and everyone should go and invest it on something that would help them more instead of the peanuts they currently get as rents (The property should sell between 60 and 80 millon).

But there's one challenge. Recently, one of the siblings (a single mother) died and people who were with her just carried her corpse to her mum's house and buried. They had even buried her in the house before they infomed her siblings that she had died.

So, like I said, the siblings are aging and they have children's children already. The structure on the house is just face me and face you, making the potential of the land to be overly underused. It will be more useful if a firm like bank procures it and it will ultimately boost the area's economy.

So how does one go about this, not forgetting the person that was buried there?

Thanks in anticipation.

Seun, lalasticlala, please help push to front page.

1 the owners first son owns the house, first grand son and so great grand son each first of their fathers.

2 Lease the land to a bank for a hundred years, the rest of the generations should go kick rocks.

dainformant:
A Kano based gallant police officer, Usman Chindo, has revealed how he nearly killed his family as a result of accidental discharge as he weighed in on the Ekiti shooting which occurred on Friday, June 1. A police officer was said to have shot member of the seventh House of Representatives and erstwhile governorship aspirant; Opeyemi Bamidele (MOB) while trying to shoot the APC governorship aspirant; Kayode Fayemi in Ekiti state yesterday.

While some say the gun fire was an accidental discharge, others are arguing it was an assassination attempt.

Read below what Usman shared on Facebook

As I read about the accidental discharge that almost killed APC gubernatorial aspirant in Ekiti State. I remember how I almost killed my family as a result of unintentional or accidental discharge.

It was in 2013, I came back home with my AK-47 Double Magazine, hungry and tired, I had forgotten to unload it as I entered my apartment. (#mistake1). My #2mistake was not noticing that it was in DOUBLE action mode: the hammer had been cocked ( an indicator is telling you am ready fa). I always triple and quadruple check the chamber and magazine before getting my finger anywhere near the trigger. I have been so paranoid with gun safety over the years.

But that day, I unintentionally or rather my village people put my finger on the trigger, and gave a slight squeeze. #Mistake 3. I always follow “Never point the muzzle at anything you are not willing to destroy” but that day, my rifle was pointing at my new Samsung LED 48Inch Smart TV.

As I subconsciously pulled the trigger, two rounds of 7.62mm went through my TV and box spring, clipped the edge of my drawer, bounced off the concrete floor, and splintered and embedded itself in the baseboard wood and the concrete behind it. When I realized what I had done, my immediate response was to make sure everyone was okay. Everyone was, thank you God, and forgive my stupidity. My wife and kids were still sleeping in the bedroom, they like all who live in barracks are normally accustomed to the sound of gunfire, so none of them woke up from the sound.

I feel nothing but shame and embarrassment as I have always held myself to the standard of the safest when it comes to firearms. I cannot even believe myself. However, you guys can hold the sarcasm. This incident has been a secret between just me and my AK (and my TV, floor, and wall). Negligent discharges aren’t supposed to happen to responsible officers like me. They only happen to idiots, or so I thought. One small oversight can produce life-ending or changing consequences. I have learned my lesson. I hope others don’t need to learn it this way.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/ekiti-shooting-how-i-almost-killed-my-family-with-ak-47-police-officer-reveals-photo.html

7.62 bounce? That killer will penetrate concrete, police rifles in Nigeria use nato 5.56mm so some is lying, Plus triple action? Maybe that was burst fire, lol dumb asses.

DrObum:
Defection of formerly defected members into a defected party in a defected nation.

Ah don tire

oh no, another transmission?

Pdp still remains the richest and most powerful party in Africa, check my facts, bubu thinks he's breaking pdp, he's restructuring the Party automatically

Pdp still remains the richest and most powerful party in Africa, check my facts, bubu thinks he's breaking pdp, he's restructuring the Party automatically he will be shocked in 2019

Nijablog:
As shared on Facebook by one Jolayemi Stephen Sunday, a young man was spotted carrying three bags of cement at the same time and even went as far as lifting one with his teeth.

He captioned the photo,



One Word For Him Please.

http://www.9jahyper.com.ng/young-man-spotted-carrying-three-bag-of-cement-one-with-his-teeth/

Tripledhustling

BoneBlogger:
A woman nearly ran mad and said that she prefers death than being alive after her only means of livelihood was demolished by the Governor Willie Obiano led Anambra State government. The heartbroken woman who is said to be the bread winner - rolled on the ground while crying and cursing the state governor after her shop was demolished by task force in Nnewi.

Facebook user King Promxy Jonathan wrote:

"AFTER GOV WILLIE OBIANO demolished her shop at Nnewi and this woman were crying and rolling cursing Willie obiano that God will see her family feel the same humiliation she face and that peace will never be in gov Willie obiano family and when I try to ask her some questions , the lady was crying bitterly and I couldn't hold my tears seen her hard earn shop demolished .

Gov willie please try and reach out to this lady because heaven will remember this lady tears on that faithful day and remember they never voted for you to cause pain rather you were voted to govern well. Chidimma Tonia who is governor aide should see wat his principle did to this lady. She is the bread winner of her family and now this family has lost a big tin. After power judgement follows. My heart is still in deep pain ."

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/woman-laments-after-her-shop-was-demolished-in-anambra-state.html

You cannot break the law and plead for pity, it's not like she was at a planned and appropriate space and williwilli came to Low up her shop, this is self inflicted, if she was oriented she would have been in a state to even sue the government, some certain people in Nigeria need to learn to do things right and respect constituent authority, crying foul when wrong makes them look stupid and ignorant to others, that's not how to be civilised.

If I should speak the truth, I will be condemned, it is the most comfortable place and so the hen roosts, the gods deem it wise for a baby Eagle to learn to leave the mothers nest when it's has become a juvenile or it will starve, some people find it hard to lunch or experience failure to lunch, your home is good and comfortable and God has blessed it, so the birds will always come to perch, if you do have a single friend of similar age take her with your wife out and leave her alone with him, let them bond and become friends, he should make her cook and care for him as her skills of woman hood is possibly good, only then will her clock timing becomes synchronised, this will be your victory,
You must not have grey hairs before people will call you
"FATHER" it the way you touch lives of people you meet.

I need more orijin, and I miss my lady, I can still smell her perfume

Her mother would be so proud after all an apple doesn't fall far from its tree.

My mother owns me, when your wife leaves you, you get married again, if your mother dies, No witch doctor or scientist will show you the market where to buy a mother,
Drink orijin and know why the gods denied the lion from having horns.

BoneBlogger:
The Supreme Vikings Confraternity SVC are making preparations for the burial of a 22-year-old lady identified as Adaeze Ella Eze popularly known as Bella Queen after her sudden demise. The Lagos based lady was said to have died few weeks ago after a brief illness and is set to be buried later this month. According to information gathered, the confraternity members are set to honor their queen after her "transmission into Valhala"..

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/vikings-confraternity-members-to-honour-their-queen-who-died-recently-photos.html

Very stupid, she looks like a sad catfish ,rip

BoneBlogger:
The Supreme Vikings Confraternity SVC are making preparations for the burial of a 22-year-old lady identified as Adaeze Ella Eze popularly known as Bella Queen after her sudden demise. The Lagos based lady was said to have died few weeks ago after a brief illness and is set to be buried later this month. According to information gathered, the confraternity members are set to honor their queen after her "transmission into Valhala"..

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/06/vikings-confraternity-members-to-honour-their-queen-who-died-recently-photos.html

Very stupid, she looks like a sad catfish

If he returns to the PDP he would be granted the governorship ticket