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Crime › Re: LASTMA Official Stabbed With Bottle By Danfo Driver (Disturbing Photos) by godofuck231: 3:34pm On Apr 26, 2018
EdificationBoss:
On Wednesday 25th April, 2018. Yusuf a LASTMA official was stabbed with a broken bottle by a commercial bus(danfo/vanagon) driver in the process of apprehending his vehicle for stopping to pick passengers on the highway.

http://newshelm.ng/photos-lastma-official-stabbed-with-bottle-by-danfo-driver/


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Next time look eye before you engage a gorilla
Romance › Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by godofuck231: 3:32pm On Apr 26, 2018
tofolo:
Lazy youth.
If Buhari catch you?
Romance › Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by godofuck231: 3:31pm On Apr 26, 2018
HeWrites:
According to this Twitter user, once he is dating a lady who owns a house, he becomes the man of the house.

He wrote;
"Whether I have a house or not, if I date a girl with a house, I become the man of that house and she will listen to me. Or she can get out."

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/whether-i-have-a-house-or-not-if-i-date-a-landlady-i-become-the-owner-man.html
why not join the army in Nigeria there and be useful, you will learn a lot like dignity and respect.

Romance › Re: "Whether I Have A House Or Not, If I Date A Landlady, I Become The Owner" - Man by godofuck231: 3:31pm On Apr 26, 2018
HeWrites:
According to this Twitter user, once he is dating a lady who owns a house, he becomes the man of the house.

He wrote;
"Whether I have a house or not, if I date a girl with a house, I become the man of that house and she will listen to me. Or she can get out."

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/whether-i-have-a-house-or-not-if-i-date-a-landlady-i-become-the-owner-man.html
why not join the army in Nigeria there and be useful, you will learn a lot like dignity and respect, you might f#ck your women and they will salute you in the morning

Politics › Re: Senate Summons Buhari Over Benue Killings by godofuck231: 3:27pm On Apr 26, 2018
mytime24:
Since Buhari has been the most mentioned name in Nigeria this past year, i think Oxford dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary. like;
Buhari: /boo-ha-ree/ nouns: Buhari 1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough. e.g the economy is now Buhari for the masses 2. to complicate, make worse, unbearable. e.g "please don't come and Buharificate issues here". "the only way to reduce applicants is to Buharify the process. Adjective : e.g how was your exam? it was Buharific!
Add : bubu, fool, cowlike thinking, confused state of a nation, guoro eater and King of cow f#ckers! ......... sorry my calculator has gone Buhari

Politics › Re: Nigeria Is The ‘World Champion’ In Population Growth Rate by godofuck231: 3:22pm On Apr 26, 2018
Opinionated:
Nigeria leads the world in terms of population growth rate. We are driving the increase in the number of people on the planet more than any other country in terms of percentage growth rate.

Our research (see table below from Internetworldstats) shows that of all the top 10 countries in the world with the highest population, Nigeria has the highest growth rate of 58% between years 2000-2018 which is quite astonishing.



A similar study by the Spectator Index gives Nigeria a higher score when it comes to population growth over the last 20 years.

Population growth, past twenty years.

Country Population Growth Rate in the last 20 Years

Nigeria 72%
Saudi Arabia 69%
Egypt 55%
Pakistan 54%
India 34%
Indonesia 31%
South Africa 31%
Turkey 29%
Mexico 26%
Canada 22%
United States 18%
UK 13%
China 12%
France 11%
South Korea 11%

This shows 2 things primarily:

1. Nigerians are prolific when it comes to sex and,

2. Family planning is not something most Nigerians care about.

While countries like Poland, Japan and Germany seem on the other end of the spectrum of population growth rate over the last 2 decades, with -2%, 0% and 1% respectively, they are faring better with less social upheaval and higher standards of living compared to Nigeria.

A lot of our problems relating to poverty and underdevelopment can be traced to poor planning and population control. There is little improvement in infrastructure, health and education to meet the increasing population. Already, Nigeria’s middle belt is a battleground between herdsmen and farmers clashing over scarce fertile land and water.

Nigeria’s huge population can be an asset but it takes proper control and planning to make this happen. Uncontrolled population growth portends a bleak future if nothing is done now.

Like this Twitter user asked: “Nigerians, what’s the rush?”



source: How Nigeria is the ‘World Champion’ in Population Growth Rate
Naija Spartansss, prepare for baby making!

Romance › Re: Former Keke Driver Shares Pre-wedding Photos With Fiancee, Reveals How They Met by godofuck231: 3:18pm On Apr 26, 2018
tunary:
That's how they'll keep waiting even in their old age
I have a word or two for you: chimamanda adichie lipsrsealed
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Defence Space Administration (DSA) Latest Job Recruitment (7 Positions) by godofuck231: 12:32pm On Apr 26, 2018
You are talking airspace defence but you don't have 24 hour stand by interceptors , cyber warfare starts with air dominance first
Politics › Re: Senators Call For President Buhari’s Impeachment Over $496m Tucano Aircraft by godofuck231: 12:21pm On Apr 26, 2018
three:
It's about time angry

Before d guy use UNAWARE sell Nigeria to Niger sad
2019 is here! I didn't see it coming

Politics › Re: Senators Call For President Buhari’s Impeachment Over $496m Tucano Aircraft by godofuck231: 12:19pm On Apr 26, 2018
Romance › Re: Former Keke Driver Shares Pre-wedding Photos With Fiancee, Reveals How They Met by godofuck231: 12:17pm On Apr 26, 2018
D
ChangeIsCostant:
see more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/former-keke-driver-releases-pre-wedding-photos-with-fiancee-reveals-how-they-started.html
Somewhere in Nigeria a slay Queen of 45 years old is waiting for otedola and adenugas son to fall from the sky and propose marriage, congratulations mango park is on his way keep waiting!

Romance › Re: 2 Genuine Strategies I Used To Tackle The Spirit Of Masturbation by godofuck231: 12:07pm On Apr 26, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
embarassed

Smooching as in french kissing? lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

I don't practice such..

#TeamVirginLips grin
You are a very Naughty girl, take those panties of and go to my room,where are my handcuffs, where is that your vibrator? I'll teach you a lesson

Crime › Re: Zimbabwean Baby Falls Into A Pit & Drowns While Mother Enjoys Sex With Boyfriend by godofuck231: 5:15am On Apr 26, 2018
mi24325:
Heeeeyaaa,meanwhile have been having problem with this my secretary
There's nothing here just, keeping you tight abreast
Romance › Re: 2 Genuine Strategies I Used To Tackle The Spirit Of Masturbation by godofuck231: 5:13am On Apr 26, 2018
QueenSuccubus:
grin


Well , it may have different reactions for men but for women, I find it more of a "pleasure"... tongue

Besides, it's a safe sex sha... Ladies shud not open their legs to every man whenever they are dripping down there especially when they are SINGLE & horn¥ grin
Have you ever tried hot smooching when Hot?

Politics › Re: INEC Set To Verify Signatures, As Dino’s Recall Problem Worsens by godofuck231: 11:14pm On Apr 25, 2018
Make una remove am bello must leave that seat next election.
Politics › Re: Dino Melaye To SARS: "I Will Kill Myself And Put You People In Trouble" by godofuck231: 11:04pm On Apr 25, 2018
hadjipapiey:
Thankfully he said it.. .


Take your life, life goes on..

Nothing changes!

Those who you seemingly are planning to rope, even if they get arrested, you will not witness it. So, why that nonsense talk! huh huh

Take your life!

Mumu Senator grin
Check the implications for a serving senator to die in police custody, then you go fear Dino Melaye, he knows that would put the attorney general in shit and the IG in a castration table, as for the perpetrators, s Fu#cking positions.
Travel › Re: Camels Swim In The Ocean As They Migrate (Video) by godofuck231: 10:59pm On Apr 25, 2018
Think say Na only una sabi run cross Mediterranean abi, Africa don cast Camel de gbarga too, lol
Travel › Re: Camels Swim In The Ocean As They Migrate (Video) by godofuck231: 10:57pm On Apr 25, 2018
Blackfreedom:
U no say Camel no dey your Village huh

But Camel toe fit day o lipsrsealed
U evil pweek grin
Celebrities › Re: Tobi’s Rumoured Girlfriend Regina: "I’m Too Powerful To Be In Anyone’s Shadow" by godofuck231: 10:51pm On Apr 25, 2018
OurworkComNg1:
sometimes, we don't need to someone to show us the way. Get up and find your way.

she's just trying to force herself on him. even ceec don gba kamu say she can't have tobi again
Women and successful men, none wants to know the struggle but they want to enjoy his success
Politics › Re: BREAKING: INEC Begins Dino Melaye’s Recall Process by godofuck231: 6:29pm On Apr 25, 2018
calaway:
Buhari is a tyrant......first framing and arresting dino and now organizing a recall.....if other NASS members allow this injustice moulded in the abuse of power fly...tomorrow it will be their turn.

when it was igbos getting killed the middle belt joined the mob and so justice and humanity died and was buried. now it is the middle belt being daily killed and sadly there is no justice or humanity to intervene.


below is one of many truthful reasons buhari had Dino arrested and wants him out.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=160T6pjIEPE
wish I could he spoke for the common man not for himself, this is what a Senate should be like not ass locking and butt kissing, if Dino is killed there will be trouble his words will materialise and he will be the next big thing after fela kuti
Politics › Re: BREAKING: INEC Begins Dino Melaye’s Recall Process by godofuck231: 6:18pm On Apr 25, 2018
opera1:
Gbenga Odogun, Lokoja

The Independent National Electoral Commission has commenced the recall process of the senator representing Kogi West, Dino Melaye.

INEC on Wednesday announced the commencement of verification exercise of voters in his constituency.

This follows the Appeal ruling which gave INEC the go ahead to carry out the exercise.
The exercise scheduled for Saturday 28th is in line with the constitutional provision that 50+1 registered voter must be confirmed to have signed the recall petition register.
The Kogi state resident electoral commissioner, Professor James Apam in a press conference on Wednesday in Lokoja said that the commission has put all necessary modalities in place to ensure a hitch free exercise.
“The verification exercise which is the first in the line of activities to be carried out in a recall process will be done on 28th April, 2018 in 560 polling units in the Kogi west senatorial district” he said.
Professor Apam said that the result of the exercise would be announced on Sunday when collation is expected to have been concluded.
According to him “The result of the verification exercise would determine whether or not to proceeded to the next stage which is referendum. ”
Senator Dino Melaye who is currently in police custody on charges bothering on alleged gun running have also been having a running battle with the Kogi state government.
The resident electoral commissioner said that Senator Dino Melaye have been duely informed while stakeholders meeting was held on the 25th ,April to inform them of these processes.
He disclosed that the commission will be engaging the services of over 2,000 adhoc staff while all the security agencies have been enlisted and have promised to ensure a hitch free exercise.

source
The hired 2000 adhoc staff to effect this process, I beg Dino strong.
Politics › Re: 'Dino Melaye Hasn't Eaten Or Taken Water Since Yesterday' - Senate (pics) by godofuck231: 6:01pm On Apr 25, 2018
Mztarstrechy:
The lawmaker also told the Senate that Melaye is currently at the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) of the hospital.

Na’Allah and his colleague who visited the hospital were denied access to Melaye.Na'Allah said...

“We went to the National Hospital this morning where Senator Dino was alleged to have been kept from yesterday and we confirmed that he was brought yesterday at about 11pm,” he began.

“We spoke to the doctor who is in charge of the ICU and they assured us that they are doing everything humanly possible to stabilize him but he is in the intensive care unit. We tried as much as possible to see him but we were refused access. The instruction that was left by the Police is that only Senator Abu Ibrahim are permitted to see him.

“As at the time we were leaving the hospital, an issue that the feeding of Dino has become an issue because the Police are not willing to feed him because of the situation. They are afraid. The hospital has equally expressed reservations about feeding Senator Dino.

“A medical personnel from the Police who is working together with the trauma surgeon handling Dino told us that whoever is bringing the food for Dino must taste it. There is also a report that Dino has asthma so a chest surgeon was the one seen while we were leaving.

“Lastly, there was insistence to remove him from the National hospital but the management told them that an undertaken must be signed that whatever happens will be on them. That is what is keeping Dino at the National Hospital till date because nobody is willing to sign,” he added.

After several contributions from lawmakers, the Senate resolved to adjourn plenary and visit Melaye at the hospital.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/04/senator-dino-melaye-has-not-eaten-any.html?m=1
A serving senator who willingly turned himself in to the police, jumped off a moving police vehicle, meaning he was being carried by an open back van? All the way from Abuja to lokoja?immediately anyone is arrested or taken in his or her life is in the hands of the police, if he or she is shot, slapped, or rolls over and dies from a mosquito bite? ......... Now he's been arrested and he hasn't been fed. I think the IG needs to explain something to the Senate.
Politics › Re: Stop Linking Dino Melaye's Travails To The Buhari-led Government Remi Tinubu by godofuck231: 5:47pm On Apr 25, 2018
Factfinder1:
Wife of APC National leader, Senator Oluremi Tinubu, has asked members of the senate to stop linking the travails of embattled Senator Dino Melaye to the Buhari-led government. Speaking while the senate deliberated on the matter this morning, Tinubu who last year had a faceoff with Melaye, said;

''If we are talking about a particular issue, we should stay with it but when we are bringing in a government that a lot of people also supported to be here, using whatever happened to implicate the government, I think I am against that. We should face the issues. I am not in support of what happened to Dino. If we have anything against the executive, we have the leadership here who is supposed to go and meet with Mr. President. This government is only three years old compared to 16 years of rot. It has only been in power for 3 years and inherited a lot of trouble'.

Source: https://ogashub.com/stop-linking-dino-melayes-travails-to-the-buhari-led-government-remi-tinubu/
When you don't Bleep your wife properly this is what happens, masturbating from her mouth.
Politics › Re: Stop Linking Dino Melaye's Travails To The Buhari-led Government Remi Tinubu by godofuck231: 5:41pm On Apr 25, 2018
Factfinder1:
Wife of APC National leader, Senator Oluremi Tinubu, has asked members of the senate to stop linking the travails of embattled Senator Dino Melaye to the Buhari-led government. Speaking while the senate deliberated on the matter this morning, Tinubu who last year had a faceoff with Melaye, said;

''If we are talking about a particular issue, we should stay with it but when we are bringing in a government that a lot of people also supported to be here, using whatever happened to implicate the government, I think I am against that. We should face the issues. I am not in support of what happened to Dino. If we have anything against the executive, we have the leadership here who is supposed to go and meet with Mr. President. This government is only three years old compared to 16 years of rot. It has only been in power for 3 years and inherited a lot of trouble'.

Source: https://ogashub.com/stop-linking-dino-melayes-travails-to-the-buhari-led-government-remi-tinubu/
Mama somebody please sit down, this is not a time for you to complicate your husband's condition.
Celebrities › Re: Tobi’s Rumoured Girlfriend Regina: "I’m Too Powerful To Be In Anyone’s Shadow" by godofuck231: 5:37pm On Apr 25, 2018
OurworkComNg1:
painful to west brom abi??

They are still going on relegation even after beating man utd 1-0
Think about it as a woman on relegation
Politics › Re: SARS Stops Senate Delegation From Seeing Dino Melaye At Hospital by godofuck231: 3:35pm On Apr 25, 2018
The Nigerian Police has successfully stopped the federal Republic of Nigeria from accessing a sitting senator, arrested detained or condemned, the Senate has the power to inquire what his condition is, the attorney general of the federation should be summoned too.
Politics › Re: Protesters Shutdown Benue Over Killings by godofuck231: 3:27pm On Apr 25, 2018
three:

You think Adolf became Adolf overnight?

Some were complicit and accommodating because 'they are going after our common enemies'...

When they've finished with that shay you'll be ready?


#ThisIsWhatYouVotedFor

Plus influencers and those who KNOWINGLY foisted this upon us, you are all in this together.
We are unaware of the development, if you see any cow killing someone in benue please call us if you are alive, thank you, we will serve you zobo better.
Celebrities › Re: Tobi’s Rumoured Girlfriend Regina: "I’m Too Powerful To Be In Anyone’s Shadow" by godofuck231: 3:24pm On Apr 25, 2018
OurworkComNg1:
stooory,


check west brom position for Epl,


na there you dey.



relegated!!!
Nna,
That's painful o

Politics › Re: National Assemby Summons IG Of Police Over Dino Melaye by godofuck231: 3:22pm On Apr 25, 2018
The Senate is gradually awakening, since bubu is slowly dying, and the canals are running the country, someone has to answer some questions.
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Dino Melaye's Doctor Who Treated Him At Zankli Hospital by godofuck231: 3:14pm On Apr 25, 2018
nwakibie3:
na una go still tire for this dino matter
Bubu the fool?
Politics › Re: Police Arrest Dino Melaye's Doctor Who Treated Him At Zankli Hospital by godofuck231: 3:13pm On Apr 25, 2018
Royaldee:
Can someone tell me the offense of the doctors?
Disregarding the command of the supreme leader
Celebrities › Re: "Give Me A Wife Like CeeC, Oh God" - Man Prays Fervently by godofuck231: 3:06pm On Apr 25, 2018
GistRealm:
A die hard fan of BBNaija finalist, Cee C @correctlies has taken to twitter to pray over having a wife like Cee C.

He wrote replying to Cee C's tweet;
"I keep praying and repeating it. oh God
please give me a wife like
@ceec_offIcia| . God I know u hear
prayers.'
"No witch doctor can cure self poisoning"

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