EdificationBoss: On Wednesday 25th April, 2018. Yusuf a LASTMA official was stabbed with a broken bottle by a commercial bus(danfo/vanagon) driver in the process of apprehending his vehicle for stopping to pick passengers on the highway.
HeWrites: According to this Twitter user, once he is dating a lady who owns a house, he becomes the man of the house.
He wrote; "Whether I have a house or not, if I date a girl with a house, I become the man of that house and she will listen to me. Or she can get out."
HeWrites: According to this Twitter user, once he is dating a lady who owns a house, he becomes the man of the house.
He wrote; "Whether I have a house or not, if I date a girl with a house, I become the man of that house and she will listen to me. Or she can get out."
why not join the army in Nigeria there and be useful, you will learn a lot like dignity and respect, you might f#ck your women and they will salute you in the morning
mytime24: Since Buhari has been the most mentioned name in Nigeria this past year, i think Oxford dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary. like; Buhari: /boo-ha-ree/ nouns: Buhari 1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough. e.g the economy is now Buhari for the masses 2. to complicate, make worse, unbearable. e.g "please don't come and Buharificate issues here". "the only way to reduce applicants is to Buharify the process. Adjective : e.g how was your exam? it was Buharific!
Add : bubu, fool, cowlike thinking, confused state of a nation, guoro eater and King of cow f#ckers! ......... sorry my calculator has gone Buhari
Opinionated: Nigeria leads the world in terms of population growth rate. We are driving the increase in the number of people on the planet more than any other country in terms of percentage growth rate.
Our research (see table below from Internetworldstats) shows that of all the top 10 countries in the world with the highest population, Nigeria has the highest growth rate of 58% between years 2000-2018 which is quite astonishing.
A similar study by the Spectator Index gives Nigeria a higher score when it comes to population growth over the last 20 years.
Population growth, past twenty years.
Country Population Growth Rate in the last 20 Years
Nigeria 72% Saudi Arabia 69% Egypt 55% Pakistan 54% India 34% Indonesia 31% South Africa 31% Turkey 29% Mexico 26% Canada 22% United States 18% UK 13% China 12% France 11% South Korea 11%
This shows 2 things primarily:
1. Nigerians are prolific when it comes to sex and,
2. Family planning is not something most Nigerians care about.
While countries like Poland, Japan and Germany seem on the other end of the spectrum of population growth rate over the last 2 decades, with -2%, 0% and 1% respectively, they are faring better with less social upheaval and higher standards of living compared to Nigeria.
A lot of our problems relating to poverty and underdevelopment can be traced to poor planning and population control. There is little improvement in infrastructure, health and education to meet the increasing population. Already, Nigeria’s middle belt is a battleground between herdsmen and farmers clashing over scarce fertile land and water.
Nigeria’s huge population can be an asset but it takes proper control and planning to make this happen. Uncontrolled population growth portends a bleak future if nothing is done now.
Like this Twitter user asked: “Nigerians, what’s the rush?”
Somewhere in Nigeria a slay Queen of 45 years old is waiting for otedola and adenugas son to fall from the sky and propose marriage, congratulations mango park is on his way keep waiting!
Well , it may have different reactions for men but for women, I find it more of a "pleasure"...
Besides, it's a safe sex sha... Ladies shud not open their legs to every man whenever they are dripping down there especially when they are SINGLE & horn¥
Those who you seemingly are planning to rope, even if they get arrested, you will not witness it. So, why that nonsense talk!
Take your life!
Mumu Senator
Check the implications for a serving senator to die in police custody, then you go fear Dino Melaye, he knows that would put the attorney general in shit and the IG in a castration table, as for the perpetrators, s Fu#cking positions.
calaway: Buhari is a tyrant......first framing and arresting dino and now organizing a recall.....if other NASS members allow this injustice moulded in the abuse of power fly...tomorrow it will be their turn.
when it was igbos getting killed the middle belt joined the mob and so justice and humanity died and was buried. now it is the middle belt being daily killed and sadly there is no justice or humanity to intervene.
below is one of many truthful reasons buhari had Dino arrested and wants him out.
wish I could he spoke for the common man not for himself, this is what a Senate should be like not ass locking and butt kissing, if Dino is killed there will be trouble his words will materialise and he will be the next big thing after fela kuti
The Independent National Electoral Commission has commenced the recall process of the senator representing Kogi West, Dino Melaye.
INEC on Wednesday announced the commencement of verification exercise of voters in his constituency.
This follows the Appeal ruling which gave INEC the go ahead to carry out the exercise. The exercise scheduled for Saturday 28th is in line with the constitutional provision that 50+1 registered voter must be confirmed to have signed the recall petition register. The Kogi state resident electoral commissioner, Professor James Apam in a press conference on Wednesday in Lokoja said that the commission has put all necessary modalities in place to ensure a hitch free exercise. “The verification exercise which is the first in the line of activities to be carried out in a recall process will be done on 28th April, 2018 in 560 polling units in the Kogi west senatorial district” he said. Professor Apam said that the result of the exercise would be announced on Sunday when collation is expected to have been concluded. According to him “The result of the verification exercise would determine whether or not to proceeded to the next stage which is referendum. ” Senator Dino Melaye who is currently in police custody on charges bothering on alleged gun running have also been having a running battle with the Kogi state government. The resident electoral commissioner said that Senator Dino Melaye have been duely informed while stakeholders meeting was held on the 25th ,April to inform them of these processes. He disclosed that the commission will be engaging the services of over 2,000 adhoc staff while all the security agencies have been enlisted and have promised to ensure a hitch free exercise.
Mztarstrechy: The lawmaker also told the Senate that Melaye is currently at the Intensive Care Unit (ICU) of the hospital.
Na’Allah and his colleague who visited the hospital were denied access to Melaye.Na'Allah said...
“We went to the National Hospital this morning where Senator Dino was alleged to have been kept from yesterday and we confirmed that he was brought yesterday at about 11pm,” he began.
“We spoke to the doctor who is in charge of the ICU and they assured us that they are doing everything humanly possible to stabilize him but he is in the intensive care unit. We tried as much as possible to see him but we were refused access. The instruction that was left by the Police is that only Senator Abu Ibrahim are permitted to see him.
“As at the time we were leaving the hospital, an issue that the feeding of Dino has become an issue because the Police are not willing to feed him because of the situation. They are afraid. The hospital has equally expressed reservations about feeding Senator Dino.
“A medical personnel from the Police who is working together with the trauma surgeon handling Dino told us that whoever is bringing the food for Dino must taste it. There is also a report that Dino has asthma so a chest surgeon was the one seen while we were leaving.
“Lastly, there was insistence to remove him from the National hospital but the management told them that an undertaken must be signed that whatever happens will be on them. That is what is keeping Dino at the National Hospital till date because nobody is willing to sign,” he added.
After several contributions from lawmakers, the Senate resolved to adjourn plenary and visit Melaye at the hospital.
A serving senator who willingly turned himself in to the police, jumped off a moving police vehicle, meaning he was being carried by an open back van? All the way from Abuja to lokoja?immediately anyone is arrested or taken in his or her life is in the hands of the police, if he or she is shot, slapped, or rolls over and dies from a mosquito bite? ......... Now he's been arrested and he hasn't been fed. I think the IG needs to explain something to the Senate.
Factfinder1: Wife of APC National leader, Senator Oluremi Tinubu, has asked members of the senate to stop linking the travails of embattled Senator Dino Melaye to the Buhari-led government. Speaking while the senate deliberated on the matter this morning, Tinubu who last year had a faceoff with Melaye, said;
''If we are talking about a particular issue, we should stay with it but when we are bringing in a government that a lot of people also supported to be here, using whatever happened to implicate the government, I think I am against that. We should face the issues. I am not in support of what happened to Dino. If we have anything against the executive, we have the leadership here who is supposed to go and meet with Mr. President. This government is only three years old compared to 16 years of rot. It has only been in power for 3 years and inherited a lot of trouble'.
Factfinder1: Wife of APC National leader, Senator Oluremi Tinubu, has asked members of the senate to stop linking the travails of embattled Senator Dino Melaye to the Buhari-led government. Speaking while the senate deliberated on the matter this morning, Tinubu who last year had a faceoff with Melaye, said;
''If we are talking about a particular issue, we should stay with it but when we are bringing in a government that a lot of people also supported to be here, using whatever happened to implicate the government, I think I am against that. We should face the issues. I am not in support of what happened to Dino. If we have anything against the executive, we have the leadership here who is supposed to go and meet with Mr. President. This government is only three years old compared to 16 years of rot. It has only been in power for 3 years and inherited a lot of trouble'.
The Nigerian Police has successfully stopped the federal Republic of Nigeria from accessing a sitting senator, arrested detained or condemned, the Senate has the power to inquire what his condition is, the attorney general of the federation should be summoned too.
Some were complicit and accommodating because 'they are going after our common enemies'...
When they've finished with that shay you'll be ready?
#ThisIsWhatYouVotedFor
Plus influencers and those who KNOWINGLY foisted this upon us, you are all in this together.
We are unaware of the development, if you see any cow killing someone in benue please call us if you are alive, thank you, we will serve you zobo better.