₦airaland Forum

Shout out to the ladies who are holding their d*cks down, it's your to keep for marriage, little finger to the ones who are 50 and still single, no love.

I think this should be a food for thought to Married men still looking for olosho s at their age, if they can use the 50 million for scholarship on 20 kids it would save a lot of children's future.

wakabobo:
GIST FROM WAKABOBO.COM

Tonto Dikeh foundation achieved yet another fulfilling agenda on 14th April through a medical outreach at a Kubwa Primary school. 

A variety of heartwarming activities took place that day but the most captivating off all was when Tonto rescued a nursing mothers child and even took further steps by giving out cash gifts to the family. 


The turnout on the day was unanticipated. Village kings, chief cabinets and indigenes from both far and near villages gathered in numbers to participate in the Foundations medical free checkup. 


Experienced Medical practitioners and doctors took time to carry out detailed and intensive checkups on the participants. The foundation ensured the doctors performed to the best of their ability. A lot of medicine was then distributed to the participants to help them heal fast. Lectures where also given on important health rules such as hygiene care. 


A vast amount of activities took place on the day. One of the major highlights was when a pregnant woman was rushed to a nearby hospital by the foundation officials. The woman was attended to with every expense also taken care of. 


Furthermore, there was a case of a Little Girl with a hole in her heart who was spotted and given keen medical attention by the doctors and  Tonto Dikeh Foundation is currently Looking Into Her Issue.


Another heart wrenching case was that of young 24 year old Hadiza Ayuba. Abandoned by her husband, she narrated how she got pregnant for the first time and how the child unfortunately died in her womb after 3 months due to the effects of stress and hardwork she attained whilst trying to acquire means of survival.


Upon reaching the hospital, the doctor interviewed her and gave her a full scan. It was discovered that she was actually 8months gone not 9 months as she claimed and in addition the baby was a girl and very much alive and not dead. The doctor discovered she has peptic ulcer and also suffered from malnourishment. 


Her drugs and hospital bills where covered by the foundation up until after she gave birth successfully along with a token to assist her upkeep. The young lady was filled with happiness and immensely grateful to the TD foundation for their kindness. The medical outreach was in partnership with AIT and miss health beauty Pageant.

More photos here>>>>http://wakabobo.com/tonto-dikeh-rescues-helpless-pregnant-woman-in-abuja-photos/

She needs help too, her bleaching is fading

Emmaoga:
who is this

The cow of daura

Admin401:

That was your president o, am not from this country am from my village

WTF what type of EO IS THIS ON THE LAST PIC

rhonard:
MAKE THUNDER FIRE YOU BOB, this man is now forming woman I SAY MAKE THUNDER FIRE YOU AGAIN

Chill I've got this-

Thunder Thunder Thunder, redirect fire to target - bitchass-orangutang-orangutang-bitchass-ratass-imbe-skank-kingbleacher-yamlegs, aim butthole and fire for effect.

deboysben:
Even in idp



Where will they now run for safety?

Daura!

Healing has began,

Bsingle:
Lol. (a bleeding crow)

OK sorry a bleeding cow, hows that? Hmmmmmm

Paradigm777:
Help, He Is About To Make A Grave Mistake

Hello nairalanders,
I just discovered that the woman my best friend is about to get married to has no womb and she kept it from him. The wedding is scheduled for this Saturday. Should I tell him or hold my peace?

Be like say woman never haunt you before!

Bsingle:
But why?

Bubu is a bleeding crow

Newpride:
What’s special about an unchained dog going out unclad ...

south African men have been shot in the foot, that's y panties are off, she should try flying by air over Nigeria, she would land in Ghana already pregnant,yes am sure she will.

Muckross1122:
What if this girl is a Nigerian

She's not, Davido or wizkid would have signed her womb with a starboy or $30billion stamp

GeneralOjukwu:
I have booked for the tallest one if she's of age.

I would tell her to climb a tree and i would try to dislodge her to see if she's RIPE like a fruit

pervert! Lol

EdificationBoss:
On Wednesday 25th April, 2018. Yusuf a LASTMA official was stabbed with a broken bottle by a commercial bus(danfo/vanagon) driver in the process of apprehending his vehicle for stopping to pick passengers on the highway.

http://newshelm.ng/photos-lastma-official-stabbed-with-bottle-by-danfo-driver/


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Next time look eye before you engage a gorilla

tofolo:
Lazy youth.

If Buhari catch you?

HeWrites:
According to this Twitter user, once he is dating a lady who owns a house, he becomes the man of the house.

He wrote;
"Whether I have a house or not, if I date a girl with a house, I become the man of that house and she will listen to me. Or she can get out."

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/whether-i-have-a-house-or-not-if-i-date-a-landlady-i-become-the-owner-man.html

why not join the army in Nigeria there and be useful, you will learn a lot like dignity and respect.

HeWrites:
According to this Twitter user, once he is dating a lady who owns a house, he becomes the man of the house.

He wrote;
"Whether I have a house or not, if I date a girl with a house, I become the man of that house and she will listen to me. Or she can get out."

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/04/whether-i-have-a-house-or-not-if-i-date-a-landlady-i-become-the-owner-man.html

why not join the army in Nigeria there and be useful, you will learn a lot like dignity and respect, you might f#ck your women and they will salute you in the morning

mytime24:
Since Buhari has been the most mentioned name in Nigeria this past year, i think Oxford dictionary should consider creating a space for him in the dictionary. like;
Buhari: /boo-ha-ree/ nouns: Buhari 1. hard, hardship, difficult, harsh, tough. e.g the economy is now Buhari for the masses 2. to complicate, make worse, unbearable. e.g "please don't come and Buharificate issues here". "the only way to reduce applicants is to Buharify the process. Adjective : e.g how was your exam? it was Buharific!

Add : bubu, fool, cowlike thinking, confused state of a nation, guoro eater and King of cow f#ckers! ......... sorry my calculator has gone Buhari

Opinionated:
Nigeria leads the world in terms of population growth rate. We are driving the increase in the number of people on the planet more than any other country in terms of percentage growth rate.

Our research (see table below from Internetworldstats) shows that of all the top 10 countries in the world with the highest population, Nigeria has the highest growth rate of 58% between years 2000-2018 which is quite astonishing.



A similar study by the Spectator Index gives Nigeria a higher score when it comes to population growth over the last 20 years.

Population growth, past twenty years.

Country Population Growth Rate in the last 20 Years

Nigeria 72%
Saudi Arabia 69%
Egypt 55%
Pakistan 54%
India 34%
Indonesia 31%
South Africa 31%
Turkey 29%
Mexico 26%
Canada 22%
United States 18%
UK 13%
China 12%
France 11%
South Korea 11%

This shows 2 things primarily:

1. Nigerians are prolific when it comes to sex and,

2. Family planning is not something most Nigerians care about.

While countries like Poland, Japan and Germany seem on the other end of the spectrum of population growth rate over the last 2 decades, with -2%, 0% and 1% respectively, they are faring better with less social upheaval and higher standards of living compared to Nigeria.

A lot of our problems relating to poverty and underdevelopment can be traced to poor planning and population control. There is little improvement in infrastructure, health and education to meet the increasing population. Already, Nigeria’s middle belt is a battleground between herdsmen and farmers clashing over scarce fertile land and water.

Nigeria’s huge population can be an asset but it takes proper control and planning to make this happen. Uncontrolled population growth portends a bleak future if nothing is done now.

Like this Twitter user asked: “Nigerians, what’s the rush?”



source: How Nigeria is the ‘World Champion’ in Population Growth Rate

Naija Spartansss, prepare for baby making!

tunary:
That's how they'll keep waiting even in their old age

I have a word or two for you: chimamanda adichie

You are talking airspace defence but you don't have 24 hour stand by interceptors , cyber warfare starts with air dominance first

three:
It's about time

Before d guy use UNAWARE sell Nigeria to Niger

2019 is here! I didn't see it coming

Houseofmaliq:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/266297-breaking-senators-call-for-impeachment-of-buhari.html

What's wrong guoro don finish?

D

ChangeIsCostant:
see more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/04/former-keke-driver-releases-pre-wedding-photos-with-fiancee-reveals-how-they-started.html

Somewhere in Nigeria a slay Queen of 45 years old is waiting for otedola and adenugas son to fall from the sky and propose marriage, congratulations mango park is on his way keep waiting!

QueenSuccubus:


Smooching as in french kissing?

I don't practice such..

#TeamVirginLips

You are a very Naughty girl, take those panties of and go to my room,where are my handcuffs, where is that your vibrator? I'll teach you a lesson

mi24325:
Heeeeyaaa,meanwhile have been having problem with this my secretary

There's nothing here just, keeping you tight abreast

QueenSuccubus:



Well , it may have different reactions for men but for women, I find it more of a "pleasure"...

Besides, it's a safe sex sha... Ladies shud not open their legs to every man whenever they are dripping down there especially when they are SINGLE & horn¥

Have you ever tried hot smooching when Hot?

Make una remove am bello must leave that seat next election.

hadjipapiey:
Thankfully he said it.. .


Take your life, life goes on..

Nothing changes!

Those who you seemingly are planning to rope, even if they get arrested, you will not witness it. So, why that nonsense talk!

Take your life!

Mumu Senator

Check the implications for a serving senator to die in police custody, then you go fear Dino Melaye, he knows that would put the attorney general in shit and the IG in a castration table, as for the perpetrators, s Fu#cking positions.

Think say Na only una sabi run cross Mediterranean abi, Africa don cast Camel de gbarga too, lol