₦airaland Forum

Giddymoney:
Na breast dis one get to talk about this early morning

Forgive her it's all she has to sell

Was he actually screened by the Senate before assuming office, if not its a dead on arrival situation.

Reelectbuhari:
just go back to sch

I wish I could could but am very busy, don't do local politics with nit wits

Learn to show more care to your wife, if you see her as a toy someone else will toy with her.

ChangeIsCostant:
Photos Of Nigerian Diplomat Who Was Assassinated At His Home In Sudan

A Nigerian diplomat Mr. Habibu Almustapha was found dead on Thursday the 10th of May, 2018 at his home in the Sudanese capital, Khartoum. The Police said they were investigating the incident but provided no details on how he died.

Dubai-based al-Arabiya television identified the diplomat as the consul general and described his death as an “assassination”.

Reports on social media suggested the killers used a knife in the attack.

According to media reports, Mr. Habibu Almustapha was said to be a Deputy Comptroller, Nigerian Immigration Servive before his death.

His friends have taken to Facebook to mourn the loss.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/nigerian-diplomat-habibu-almustapha-stabbed-to-death-in-khartoum.html

. NIA director is asleep, someone please pour water on bubu and our sleeping senate

Reelectbuhari:
story for the gods....

stop denying sango gay historys......

No wonder that's why you can't even deny buhari too

When am having a 3some he will watch, the best is for me to hand him a roll of toilet paper and a jar of fresh petroleum jelly

Sango only had his hair weaved because his wife carried the same hair do and out of fondness she herself made his hair, if he was gay he would not have been married, bum cum lesbian ghanian history classes for idiots.

AnonymousIP:
@APROKOGIRL

 Foiled attempt by two suicide bombers in Jiddari Polo, Maiduguri in the early hours of today. No civilian casulaties but the bombers who.detonated the bomb in an uncompleted building for an unknown reasons.

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/5663/graphic-pictures-foiled-attempt-by-two-suicide-bombers-in-jiddari-polo-maiduguri/



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I just need 30 good tacticals , Bokoharram will start living in fear, it's a shame the the Nigeria government has soldiers who are competent but lacks political will to end a band of robbers from taking over a full state

Next time don't Bleep with a man's heart, she's not a toy and she's not dumb, for her to study law it means she's smart, I'll kill you is a word of warning not a word of love making.

The only witches that can do such are retired and bitter runsbabes and oloshos who see every young female child as a potent threat.

That's a big boy IG, the sleeping Senate of the Nigeria Republic needs dinos voice.

biacan:
This is no news because Chinese firms are being known to dump all rejected products in Africa....... I guess the Gambian government has been given some amount of dollars....... smh

After deposing their former president democratic government has resumed power, lol, idiat, una go saphar

stephanie11:
@POLITICSNGR

The All Progressives Congress (APC) has called on its members that may have been aggrieved following the conduct of its Saturday Ward Congress across the country to seek redress in its Appeal Panel.

PoliticsNGR learned that Malam Bolaji Abdullahi, the party’s National Publicity Secretary made the call in a statement on Sunday in Abuja.

He, however, congratulated all members of the party, saying that the conduct of the Congress was generally peaceful.

“The party especially commends members who served in the congress committees for their dedication and impartiality.

“We, however, acknowledge that there are some issues arising from the conduct of the elections in some states.

“With this in view, the party had set up various appeal committees which will begin sitting from Monday, May 7,” he said.

Abudulahi, therefore, called on all party members across the federation to remain law abiding.

He stressed that where there were issues, party members should seek redress through the appeal committees in their respective states.

https://politicsngr.com/apc-reacts-violent-clashes-ward-congresses/

Idiatts una go sapfa

Ishilove:
Well, at least he looks like he is dying. He is now emaciated and all his favourite food is being rejecteted.

He has lost all his teeth and only eats soft food. He is even rejecting fish and ordinary soup. The poor thing is perpetually hungry but when we give him food, it is the lizards in the compound and neighbourhoods birds that it (you should see how fat those lizards are now).

Can anyone suggest what to feed a sixteen year old dog who seems to have lost his taste for food? Please, it hurts so much watching him waste away. Yesterday he was staggering around like a drunk because of hunger. We had to feed him left over meat pie and gala before he could get himself.

Please, suggest something.

*sob*



PS- My dog's name is Ruggedman, so no one should go and harass the rapper with 'get well soon' messages.

Your dog is 64 years as compared to human life his organs are failing and his system is shutting down the proper thing to do is sedate and put the dog down its the kindest thing you can do to it now, letting it live longer is torture.
If you still want to struggle with it, pass a hose into the stomach and use a horse syringe without the needle to inject custard or pap for it to fight on, but again it's muscles are shutting down and he will still die

Blackfire:
Rubbish....


Is that all.


I will call rotimi amaechi for you ....mr wike

It will be fun then, the beating would be epic, tell him to try entering nowan-gbam-tai LGA and see!

Everybody calm down I'll save you, just be a good citizen and return your weapons.

Signed: bubu

4 things she does to me,

1. She grabs my butt in public when she needs my attention, some time spanks me and grabs hard.
2. She's sexually intimidating, came to visit me at my Base and the sentry assigned mistakenly dropped his rifle on seeing her in a red short gown.

3. I think am in prison, when ever we have issues she flashes her handcuffs, penalty for me is that i end up in her prison. (my favourite)

4. Sends me nudes when am at work, gets me confused and so bleeped up. makes my boss yell "get your head out of your ass"

She's driving me bunkers, I've tried drinking orijin so I can hear from the gods, and get some advice, all they say is "f#ck! God help you son"

No need your daughters are just for fun, the wives are cooking or at work, they know how to take care of the home and work for a living

State of emergency awaiting, airspace lock down.

I pay my tithe to my mother for her upkeep, and I've been in the line of duty and fire for years and am in an enemy territory as I chat and am still alive, better come kill me your self cus mercy says no, so who are you?

Cool
I like this, Watin you find go there

authority2006:
You still didn't get it. There was no anything like what you posted, stop assuming things. What I can tell you now is that you missed the first story that reported the murder of the boy.

Cheers, you have earned my my commemoration f foresight

You need to see wide stepping out and see the way youths flood the scene, rivers state is with wike.

ayaomen:
So many girls don't experience rape, but no fit talk.
If you no believe me ask any Finster, so many ladies sharing their experiences there.

it's coded, she enjoyed the s#it, it was an awesome 2some but when the pay and gifting didn't come, that's when it becomes Rape, I tell you, soon she will be a slay Queen, she's looking for attention.

SamuelAnyawu:
Chief of Army Staff moving around 11pm in the Norheast?

No Bandit with just Dane guns will attack such a convoy heavily armed with MRAPs, Toyota Gun Trucks, T72 etc

Haaaaaa t72? That's an MBT naaa, lol

BloggersNG:
Something is Happening on Twitter, A lady, liz
@abbyollar exploded last night with a threat that she is suing a Benue state Politician who kidnapped, Raped and Sexually Abused her, Reading through her posts, they seem like friends, But she never gave details of how they were before the rape, Because according to her, she is keeping it for the lawsuit she's filling, But that the man Oryinna Orvaa called her, she entered his car, and he forcefully took her to his house and raped her, Quite a confusing story, but take a read below!


News from Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/05/slay-queen-exposes-politician-who-raped.html



https://mobile.twitter.com/abbyollar/status/992825795134590977

liz
@abbyollar

As women who refuse to marry increases Na so olosho determination de multiply, shame no de her eyes she still de tell her dirty condom night tales, Watin you find go politician house by that time of night, witches are at it again, oloshooooo

adadike:
where s the IG when u needed him. in fact, I will vote for Buhari if he can bring this DpO and his prostitute daughter to book.
DPO, e no go better for u, u will not die well, all your children will die an untimely death. mark today, u will weep over your kids. As that corpse is weeping, so shall u weep. from generation to generation, weeping will not depart from u. As for the foolish officers that partook in killing kelechi, u will share the same curse as the DPO. Dpo, I dey my house, come and arrest me and see real power tussle. nonsense!

Too late the head is already off

Joseunlimited:
We are on patrol



behave

Sweet Jesusuuuu

Angelicka:
A twitter user shared this sad story of how a Lady who got admission to study in the U.S was deported back because of weaves.

See screenshot below:

http://www.royaloya.com/2018/05/nigerian-lady-gets-deported-from-us.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Obinoscopy Fynestboi

"Loose lips sink ships" as a student you should cooperate with law enforcement when ever approached, what did she do or say because most women are fund of being innocent after causing a war.

authority2006:
Where did you read that or, just your imagination at work?

Police no de carry shoot person because of his or her good looks, if you know what it's like to challenge a man who carrys a gun for a living, the result isn't far from this, in 2005 I was in Nigeria for a burial, on my way to asaba from Lagos the holdup was crazy, we ran into this ibo guy challenging a highway patrol police officer and he was "asking do you know who I am" it ended with a bullet in his leg, took the intervention of a some military and Police senior officers to appeal to the cop, not knowing to the guy that these highway patrol guys had orders from the presidency and licence to kill if be, please do not challenge such men it's dangerous. Be warned.

Letenwam:
Nollywood actress, Cossy Orijakor has got a second job people and it is farming. Cossy Orijakor who is also known as the "Queen of Boobs" in Nollywood, in a chat with Vanguard boldly said “ I am a farmer now and there is no going back”.

According to her, there is nothing as lucrative as farming as she spends time in her farm more than anything else these days.

"I have acquired several acres of land and currently tilling and weeding to cultivate anything cultivatable including yams, cassava, Vegetable and more. What about film making I ask? She says “ film making does not stop me from farming the land because I know that man must wack”.


https://lailasnews.com/cossy-orijakor-reveals-she-is-now-a-farmer/

Lalasticlala

Olympus is falling, please plant boobs too, lol