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Blackfire:
Rubbish....


Is that all.


I will call rotimi amaechi for you ....mr wike

It will be fun then, the beating would be epic, tell him to try entering nowan-gbam-tai LGA and see!

Everybody calm down I'll save you, just be a good citizen and return your weapons.

Signed: bubu

4 things she does to me,

1. She grabs my butt in public when she needs my attention, some time spanks me and grabs hard.
2. She's sexually intimidating, came to visit me at my Base and the sentry assigned mistakenly dropped his rifle on seeing her in a red short gown.

3. I think am in prison, when ever we have issues she flashes her handcuffs, penalty for me is that i end up in her prison. (my favourite)

4. Sends me nudes when am at work, gets me confused and so bleeped up. makes my boss yell "get your head out of your ass"

She's driving me bunkers, I've tried drinking orijin so I can hear from the gods, and get some advice, all they say is "f#ck! God help you son"

No need your daughters are just for fun, the wives are cooking or at work, they know how to take care of the home and work for a living

State of emergency awaiting, airspace lock down.

I pay my tithe to my mother for her upkeep, and I've been in the line of duty and fire for years and am in an enemy territory as I chat and am still alive, better come kill me your self cus mercy says no, so who are you?

Cool
I like this, Watin you find go there

authority2006:
You still didn't get it. There was no anything like what you posted, stop assuming things. What I can tell you now is that you missed the first story that reported the murder of the boy.

Cheers, you have earned my my commemoration f foresight

You need to see wide stepping out and see the way youths flood the scene, rivers state is with wike.

ayaomen:
So many girls don't experience rape, but no fit talk.
If you no believe me ask any Finster, so many ladies sharing their experiences there.

it's coded, she enjoyed the s#it, it was an awesome 2some but when the pay and gifting didn't come, that's when it becomes Rape, I tell you, soon she will be a slay Queen, she's looking for attention.

SamuelAnyawu:
Chief of Army Staff moving around 11pm in the Norheast?

No Bandit with just Dane guns will attack such a convoy heavily armed with MRAPs, Toyota Gun Trucks, T72 etc

Haaaaaa t72? That's an MBT naaa, lol

BloggersNG:
Something is Happening on Twitter, A lady, liz
@abbyollar exploded last night with a threat that she is suing a Benue state Politician who kidnapped, Raped and Sexually Abused her, Reading through her posts, they seem like friends, But she never gave details of how they were before the rape, Because according to her, she is keeping it for the lawsuit she's filling, But that the man Oryinna Orvaa called her, she entered his car, and he forcefully took her to his house and raped her, Quite a confusing story, but take a read below!


News from Ebiwali--
http://www.ebiwalisgossip.com/2018/05/slay-queen-exposes-politician-who-raped.html



https://mobile.twitter.com/abbyollar/status/992825795134590977

liz
@abbyollar

As women who refuse to marry increases Na so olosho determination de multiply, shame no de her eyes she still de tell her dirty condom night tales, Watin you find go politician house by that time of night, witches are at it again, oloshooooo

adadike:
where s the IG when u needed him. in fact, I will vote for Buhari if he can bring this DpO and his prostitute daughter to book.
DPO, e no go better for u, u will not die well, all your children will die an untimely death. mark today, u will weep over your kids. As that corpse is weeping, so shall u weep. from generation to generation, weeping will not depart from u. As for the foolish officers that partook in killing kelechi, u will share the same curse as the DPO. Dpo, I dey my house, come and arrest me and see real power tussle. nonsense!

Too late the head is already off

Joseunlimited:
We are on patrol



behave

Sweet Jesusuuuu

Angelicka:
A twitter user shared this sad story of how a Lady who got admission to study in the U.S was deported back because of weaves.

See screenshot below:

http://www.royaloya.com/2018/05/nigerian-lady-gets-deported-from-us.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Obinoscopy Fynestboi

"Loose lips sink ships" as a student you should cooperate with law enforcement when ever approached, what did she do or say because most women are fund of being innocent after causing a war.

authority2006:
Where did you read that or, just your imagination at work?

Police no de carry shoot person because of his or her good looks, if you know what it's like to challenge a man who carrys a gun for a living, the result isn't far from this, in 2005 I was in Nigeria for a burial, on my way to asaba from Lagos the holdup was crazy, we ran into this ibo guy challenging a highway patrol police officer and he was "asking do you know who I am" it ended with a bullet in his leg, took the intervention of a some military and Police senior officers to appeal to the cop, not knowing to the guy that these highway patrol guys had orders from the presidency and licence to kill if be, please do not challenge such men it's dangerous. Be warned.

Letenwam:
Nollywood actress, Cossy Orijakor has got a second job people and it is farming. Cossy Orijakor who is also known as the "Queen of Boobs" in Nollywood, in a chat with Vanguard boldly said “ I am a farmer now and there is no going back”.

According to her, there is nothing as lucrative as farming as she spends time in her farm more than anything else these days.

"I have acquired several acres of land and currently tilling and weeding to cultivate anything cultivatable including yams, cassava, Vegetable and more. What about film making I ask? She says “ film making does not stop me from farming the land because I know that man must wack”.


https://lailasnews.com/cossy-orijakor-reveals-she-is-now-a-farmer/

Lalasticlala

Olympus is falling, please plant boobs too, lol

Fukafuka:

You evil Fukafuka lol

Question: WHAT DID YOU DO OR SAY

wakabobo:
GIST FROM WAKABOBO.COM

Expect an outburts from any person, Indeed body no be firewood, Star Nollywood Actress Tonto Dikeh cried out via her IG handle saying she missed Intimacy . Wait does it mean Tonto has been Celibate for a long while?

Who else is cool with this, is this true?

See more here>>>http://wakabobo.com/i-miss-being-touched-kissed-and-romanced-passionately-tonto-dikeh-cries-out/

Tonto! Tonto! Tonto!

fucktoto:
eiya!

the broom isn't bulletproof.

Thought they were all native doctors

Y0ruba:
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I Miss Being Touched, Kissed And foooooked intensely.

Ohhh God lol, ohhh my womb oooooo, lol

Blind men still de try at least them still fit pursue this olosho

zoba88:
The crisis rocking APC in Rivers State is getting worse.Some members of APC staged a protest,calling Amaechi a thief.They also urged FG to prosecute him.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/05/is-thief-members-protest-in-rivers.html?m=1

cheap loosers

Some people should learn to keep their mouths shut, threats don't always end well, too many words of war becomes an act of war, in this case he has lost his life due to challenging the wrong man. RIP

Angelanest:
While some Nigerians are waiting for the government to provide them with jobs, a hardworking and beautiful lady, Ogochukwu Maduako who ventured into Agriculture - has revealed how interesting it has been for her. The graduate of Abia State University and egg recycler shared her story online through FarmerBoy.

Read below;

Hello My Name is Ogochukwu Maduako, I am a Farmer and a recycler. I recycle eggshells which is (poultry by product) into Bio material called CALCIUM. I am a graduate of Abia State University Uturu, where I obtained Bachelor of Science (B.SC) in Agricultural Economics & Extension and currently am closing out on my Masters in International Economics & Finance at the department of Agriculture in Rivers State University.

Eggshells are gotten from the consumption of poultry by-product called EGG.

Eggshells are great source of calcium, when recycled into powdered form can be used as a planting materials as a natural fertilizer for the soil, it is a good calcium supplement for snail and also poultry layers for good formation of their shells. It is essential for the strawberry, bell pepper, watermelon etc farmers. Interestingly, it is consumed by Humans as well.Practicing Agriculture as a female is fun. it stands me out where ever i go. it gives me the edge to be known and noticed most especially the fact that i recycle what people see as waste.

The journey so far has been quite interesting. As we all know destiny comes in pieces. So we are trying to bring all of its pieces together.Major challenges; It's really not easy trying to sell a new idea to the market that are used to an old existing idea. You need a whole lot of conviction but most of all you have to be very grounded with the knowledge of what you are trying to sell.

Advice to youths; if what you want doesn’t exist, create it. In 2-3 years, I see @ifarm go global because recycling of eggshells is not just a challenge we face here in Nigeria but rather it is a challenge faced by other countries on its disposal technique.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/pretty-nigerian-lady-who-ventured-into-agriculture-shares-her-story-photos.html

If I say make I marry you now American government go cut my peepee, please send your phone number I get brothers wen never marry

CastedAyo:
A female Twitter queried why men don't pay for their girlfriend's friends when they go out.

A guy replied saying only shameless girls follow their friends on such dates.

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/girls-that-follow-their-friends-to-dates-are-very-shameless-nigerian-man-says.html

Correction: full time poverty sandwiches, one part social climber one part hungry vulture

HeWrites:
Mzznaki Tetteh , the Ghanaian Plus-Size Nurse and her husband Prince Kodjo who became an internet sensation when their pre-wedding photos surfaced online in 2016, are now proud parents of two beautiful children.

The couple who met at the hospital, where Mzznaki works got married in June 2016.

See their photos below;

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/remember-plus-sized-lady-whose-pre-wedding-photos-went-viral-shes-now-a-mother.html

love the third pic, plug her to direct power supply, high tension things.

Islie:
http://www.punchng.com/woman-arrested-for-damaging-neighbours-scrotum/

That's how such women react, they destroy, corner de destroyer

TunezMediaTV:
Nigerian actress and model, Beverly Osu has announced plans to launch a new talk show soon called 'In Bed'. The shooting of the show will obviously be done in the bedroom however it remains to be seen if the former big brother Africa contestant will host it in the sexy lingerie she is rocking in the flyers. See below...


http://www.tunezmedia.com.ng/2018/05/beverly-osu-set-to-launch-bedroom-show.html

God why Na, ? Why this kind of fuckery

julius976:
Trust me when i say that bello is the worst governor in Nigera, i am not a fans of dino maleye, but i definately know for sure that, na bello dey give dino wahala.

Buhari's dog

Look here Please next time state it in full "lap dog" he's Bubu's lapdog

binoosmart:
The crisis rocking the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Kogi has taken a different dimension as supporters of embattled Senator Dino Melaye have opted out of the forthcoming congresses.

In a statement signed by Gbenga Olulade and made available to newsmen in Lokoja on Thursday, Melaye alleged that Governor Yahaya Bello has perfected plans to militarize and hijack the entire process.

The boycott is coming after the Audu/Faleke faction announced that it will not participate in the forthcoming party congresses in the state.

“We have it on a good authority that well armed thugs have been mobilized furnished with arms to deal decisively with any perceived members who does not belong to governor Yahaya Bello’s group.

“Dangerous weapons and ammunition in different forms have been arranged for the already warming up thugs who have now been lodged at different locations in Kogi West to unleash violence and manhandle our members and supporters who may attend the APC Ward and Local Government Congresses.

“In swift observance of the above therefore, which poses a great danger to our law abiding and democratic supporters, we therefore, instruct you all, to boycott the charade driven Congresses starting from this weekend.

“Since we don’t intend to endanger the lives of anyone, it is therefore imperative to ensure that all Sen Dino Melaye’s political structure, supporters across Kogi West Senatorial District stay off the already hijacked Congresses.

“We assure you all that the current political gang up against distinguished Sen Dino Melaye, Kogi West shall fail woefully,” he said.

Source: http://www.ebiraland.com.ng/2018/05/kogi-apc-crisis-dead-end-as-melaye.html

Bello clear the stage for Dino, you are declared a looser already