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Fukafuka:

You evil Fukafuka lol

Question: WHAT DID YOU DO OR SAY

wakabobo:
GIST FROM WAKABOBO.COM

Expect an outburts from any person, Indeed body no be firewood, Star Nollywood Actress Tonto Dikeh cried out via her IG handle saying she missed Intimacy . Wait does it mean Tonto has been Celibate for a long while?

Who else is cool with this, is this true?

See more here>>>http://wakabobo.com/i-miss-being-touched-kissed-and-romanced-passionately-tonto-dikeh-cries-out/

Tonto! Tonto! Tonto!

fucktoto:
eiya!

the broom isn't bulletproof.

Thought they were all native doctors

Y0ruba:
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I Miss Being Touched, Kissed And foooooked intensely.

Ohhh God lol, ohhh my womb oooooo, lol

Blind men still de try at least them still fit pursue this olosho

zoba88:
The crisis rocking APC in Rivers State is getting worse.Some members of APC staged a protest,calling Amaechi a thief.They also urged FG to prosecute him.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/05/is-thief-members-protest-in-rivers.html?m=1

cheap loosers

Some people should learn to keep their mouths shut, threats don't always end well, too many words of war becomes an act of war, in this case he has lost his life due to challenging the wrong man. RIP

Angelanest:
While some Nigerians are waiting for the government to provide them with jobs, a hardworking and beautiful lady, Ogochukwu Maduako who ventured into Agriculture - has revealed how interesting it has been for her. The graduate of Abia State University and egg recycler shared her story online through FarmerBoy.

Read below;

Hello My Name is Ogochukwu Maduako, I am a Farmer and a recycler. I recycle eggshells which is (poultry by product) into Bio material called CALCIUM. I am a graduate of Abia State University Uturu, where I obtained Bachelor of Science (B.SC) in Agricultural Economics & Extension and currently am closing out on my Masters in International Economics & Finance at the department of Agriculture in Rivers State University.

Eggshells are gotten from the consumption of poultry by-product called EGG.

Eggshells are great source of calcium, when recycled into powdered form can be used as a planting materials as a natural fertilizer for the soil, it is a good calcium supplement for snail and also poultry layers for good formation of their shells. It is essential for the strawberry, bell pepper, watermelon etc farmers. Interestingly, it is consumed by Humans as well.Practicing Agriculture as a female is fun. it stands me out where ever i go. it gives me the edge to be known and noticed most especially the fact that i recycle what people see as waste.

The journey so far has been quite interesting. As we all know destiny comes in pieces. So we are trying to bring all of its pieces together.Major challenges; It's really not easy trying to sell a new idea to the market that are used to an old existing idea. You need a whole lot of conviction but most of all you have to be very grounded with the knowledge of what you are trying to sell.

Advice to youths; if what you want doesn’t exist, create it. In 2-3 years, I see @ifarm go global because recycling of eggshells is not just a challenge we face here in Nigeria but rather it is a challenge faced by other countries on its disposal technique.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/05/pretty-nigerian-lady-who-ventured-into-agriculture-shares-her-story-photos.html

If I say make I marry you now American government go cut my peepee, please send your phone number I get brothers wen never marry

CastedAyo:
A female Twitter queried why men don't pay for their girlfriend's friends when they go out.

A guy replied saying only shameless girls follow their friends on such dates.

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/girls-that-follow-their-friends-to-dates-are-very-shameless-nigerian-man-says.html

Correction: full time poverty sandwiches, one part social climber one part hungry vulture

HeWrites:
Mzznaki Tetteh , the Ghanaian Plus-Size Nurse and her husband Prince Kodjo who became an internet sensation when their pre-wedding photos surfaced online in 2016, are now proud parents of two beautiful children.

The couple who met at the hospital, where Mzznaki works got married in June 2016.

See their photos below;

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/remember-plus-sized-lady-whose-pre-wedding-photos-went-viral-shes-now-a-mother.html

love the third pic, plug her to direct power supply, high tension things.

Islie:
http://www.punchng.com/woman-arrested-for-damaging-neighbours-scrotum/

That's how such women react, they destroy, corner de destroyer

TunezMediaTV:
Nigerian actress and model, Beverly Osu has announced plans to launch a new talk show soon called 'In Bed'. The shooting of the show will obviously be done in the bedroom however it remains to be seen if the former big brother Africa contestant will host it in the sexy lingerie she is rocking in the flyers. See below...


http://www.tunezmedia.com.ng/2018/05/beverly-osu-set-to-launch-bedroom-show.html

God why Na, ? Why this kind of fuckery

julius976:
Trust me when i say that bello is the worst governor in Nigera, i am not a fans of dino maleye, but i definately know for sure that, na bello dey give dino wahala.

Buhari's dog

Look here Please next time state it in full "lap dog" he's Bubu's lapdog

binoosmart:
The crisis rocking the All Progressives Congress (APC) in Kogi has taken a different dimension as supporters of embattled Senator Dino Melaye have opted out of the forthcoming congresses.

In a statement signed by Gbenga Olulade and made available to newsmen in Lokoja on Thursday, Melaye alleged that Governor Yahaya Bello has perfected plans to militarize and hijack the entire process.

The boycott is coming after the Audu/Faleke faction announced that it will not participate in the forthcoming party congresses in the state.

“We have it on a good authority that well armed thugs have been mobilized furnished with arms to deal decisively with any perceived members who does not belong to governor Yahaya Bello’s group.

“Dangerous weapons and ammunition in different forms have been arranged for the already warming up thugs who have now been lodged at different locations in Kogi West to unleash violence and manhandle our members and supporters who may attend the APC Ward and Local Government Congresses.

“In swift observance of the above therefore, which poses a great danger to our law abiding and democratic supporters, we therefore, instruct you all, to boycott the charade driven Congresses starting from this weekend.

“Since we don’t intend to endanger the lives of anyone, it is therefore imperative to ensure that all Sen Dino Melaye’s political structure, supporters across Kogi West Senatorial District stay off the already hijacked Congresses.

“We assure you all that the current political gang up against distinguished Sen Dino Melaye, Kogi West shall fail woefully,” he said.

Source: http://www.ebiraland.com.ng/2018/05/kogi-apc-crisis-dead-end-as-melaye.html

Bello clear the stage for Dino, you are declared a looser already

oshe11:
The quote should make you know I said that as a form of joke bro....


I'm a guy

Stop bringing one's parent into frivolities

Okkkk sorry guy, lol
The idea is that if she has to insult all men her father would be in too

oshe11:
The quote should make you know I said that as a form of joke bro....


I'm a guy

Stop bringing one's parent into frivolities

Okkkk sorry guy, lol

Pavore9:
I have no issues with a man leaving a marriage that is threatening his sanity BUT should NEVER discontinue supporting his children, emotionally and financially irrespective of the woman's tantrums.

true sha, but some women make it so bad that the children are the casualties

NairaMaster1:
From your profile name I don't expect useful reactions other than orgasm from you.

The junks I meant are the news not members.
Try not to be abusive.

Why hate the player? Hate the game

NairaMaster1:
Nairaland is now a junk of all concoctions.

Sex is this

Dick is that

Miracle is this

Chioma is that

Cake is this

Buhari and technical atop over

Feel all all men are useless, but the orgasms are unforgettable? Hoe please, get a life!

oshe11:
Chaiiiiiiiii


"Men are Scum"

Your Daddy is really happy for you

Bossontop:

Oya leave dis place....its not for zombies

How does nairaland induct an imbe as bad as this

autojosh:
Is anyone here looking for a car wash to make your car squeaky clean? We just might have found you an irresistible place. This particular car wash is irresistible because the attendant for the day will be actress Kehinde Bankole.

However, you might need to be in a movie for you to enjoy this service as the photos which she posted on her Instagram page seems to be screenshots from a movie scene.

Don't forget to give the photos a caption

https://autojosh.com/actress-kehinde-bankole-mercedes-benz/

Caption :- dick, help! Her pussy(cat) is wet!

Evablizin:
Handwork of brain washing. No 72 virgins for you,rest in hell.

May bob riski meet him up as his virgin

Pavore9:
What is your personal definition of feminism?

A man who fathers a child and disappears from the scene because of fear of playing the role of a father to his offspring, what can you attribute that to?

No a man who has decided the trauma Queen must not ruin him, and has decided to leave the marriage than die of heart problems

Provabz:
Please I've this thing that have been bothering me and I'll like the house to help me with some reasonable answers..
'Why do we have a lot of single mothers in our current society '?
Mods Abeg push to front page for better answers thanks

1. Most women marry without consent.
2. Some do not wish to be married, women liberation things in their mind, if they can't handle a man they will give birth to a son which they will command.
3. Failed mothers who can't keep their homes due to peer pressure they end up single and hunting.
4. Mango has gone, they are yet to discover mango park
5. Inability to secure a man for marriage so at old age they decide to get knocked and have an evidence of being on earth before woman o pause strikes.

6. This one would hurt high,high self esteem so all men are below standard, despite this her gate man has even rejected her advances

LesbianBoy:
Bet how did ojukwu toast this beautiful lady called bianca bikonu?

what did he say?

I'll treat you like my rifle, strip, clean and assemble you, never put you in the dirt, fight with you with my life, bleed for you never die but live, never miss my target when you are in these hands, breath slow when I see your back sights, keep you clean and finger you gently when you are hot, with you in my arms safety is always off.

Am back b*tches, middle to the #aters

Does he mean something like this?

RadicallyBlunt:
That means buhari prophesy that you're a lazy Nigerian youth will affect your hardworking life too.

How can I say f#ckkkkkkk you bubu in calabar language?

akum78:
@APROKOGIRL

Shared By Romeo Oriogun with caption ..

He didn't steal, he didn't molest anyone, he didn't rape anybody, he didn't hurt anybody. He was lynched because he dared to love, because he dared to be himself. Bleep! It is 2018 and homosexuals are still treated as animals, are still treated as people without rights. Nigeria will break you till you forget you are human. Who gave people the right to lynch a human being? Damn! This is stupid, this is so stupid. Nobody deserves to go through this kind of hell.

Just imagine after lynching him and his partner, they were almost set ablaze before the police arrested them and they were only released to a lawyer because of their injuries. They looted their properties; phones, cash, motorcycle, everything. Nigeria is a sad excuse for a country.

Nigerians will blame Queer people for everything yet it is in this country that Catholic Priests and their parishioners were killed by herdsmen, it is in this country that politicians loot our treasury and walk freely as they are hailed, it is in this country that health care in rural areas is nothing to write home about, despite our many problems Nigerians are not bothered, they reserve their anger for Queer people because they are the cause of everything, because what they do with their bodies will make the economy crumble. Rubbish.

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/3344/nigerian-lgbt-volunteer-infuriated-as-another-gay-man-is-battered-in-imo-state-picture/


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Why was the volunteer guy not beaten like a snake?0