₦airaland Forum

Angelparadise:
The APC taught Nigerians to blame everything that happen within and outside of any sitting President on Mr President So wise Nigerians learnt well. The President must absorbed all the badluck because our forefather said when a witch cries in the night and I child reads in the morning let the world hold the witch . Tillerson your first official visit and handshake to Nigeria President ends in bad luck .

It's also Jonathan's fault, he looted buharis luck, lol

sarrki:
PDP destroyed our currency

sharrap there, 160 to 510 to the dollar, all under the headsmans watch

mymadam:
"Most importantly give her Head 9 times a week, you have 6 days of her period to rest but continue 2/3 days after her Period."


Me thinks... this is absolute rubbish!

well I see sense in it, since I thought an elderly friend of mine how to head a woman his wife no longer misbehaves, she has actually given him a new name "my king" outside him i use heads as a threat to my girl in public by licking my lips when she's out of line, so consider his opinion, maybe u have not had a brutal encounter

Mologi:
konji na bascard.....


Incase she doesn't respond.....


manage my cousin....

Awhoh see spirit!

INTROVERT:
Is it true that the combined nuclear capabilities of Russia and USA can obliterate the world as it is today

U de find my mouth o, na CIA de even locate old USSR lost and classified missile silos which were hidden so as make terrorists no go use am, Russia has nukes to destroy the world 400 times over 7,300 nukes

Dharniel:
when would nigeria ever build one?

Guy? Why?
Buhari don fit know e date of birth?
Then na to remember nuclear lunch codes?

Guy why?
Even if we make am either fulani heardsmen go use am de protect cows or rat go drive the missile from inside aso rock kill us

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Yawns... How will this change the high cost of ordinary sanitary pad

U no go keep quiet now o, em go ban pad imports na then ur eye go clear, u know say em head de shake

BankeSmalls:
8. He does not know the exact place he lost his primary school certificate

You see yourself, I can do better, he does not know his age or date of birth

dainformant:
A suspected kidnapper received jungle justice from an angry mob after he was apprehended following a foiled operation. The middle-aged man who is said to be married was caught by residents in Zamfara state while trying to allegedly kidnap a young victim.

He was stripped unclad and beaten to pulp by the mob as he was left bloodied before the arrival of security agents.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/married-man-beaten-pulp-mob-failed-kidnap-attempt-photo.html

lovely

hadduni:
lol
babysitting some children can be very frustrating.

What do u mean? Does that give him the rights to give the child fake nipple? That's the height of deception, imagine sucking my babes nipple for months only to find out its fake! The king will hear it o, lol

ZombieTAMER:


It might interest you to know that this is the kind of marriage that stand the test of time

The bride seem to know that some men are dogs

How's ur father?
Hope your son will take after him, ijn

miracool946:
no talk say Na buhari cos am ooo

God punish all the goat wen de apc to frustrate nigeria including the headsman

Tessyama1:
Pastor’s Wife Slumps, Dies During Church Service In Abuja

Omamen Iyawe, the wife of Pastor Idahosa Iyawe, Assistant Pastor of The StandPoint Church, Abuja, is dead.

According to reports, Mars Iyawe died on the 4th of March 2018, during Sunday service.

According to the church, the 29-year-old mom was deeply and intensely lost in worship, lifted up her hands and was called to a higher place of praise and worship.

Her service of songs is set for tomorrow, March 14th in Abuja.


https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/03/pastors-wife-slumps-dies-church-service-abuja.html

Monday miracle service -
Tuesday anointing service -
Wednesday praying and deliverance service -
Thursday grace service -
Friday feet washing service -
Saturday holy ghost service
Sunday high powered/super Sunday service ,

Why she no go slump! After working out ur lungs in a harsh economy, u as me to come to church almost every evening or day that's a strain on the human system and it will fail, remember the sabbath day! Keep it holy

FarahAideed:
So as Trump sacks Rex Tillerson today the Dullard also decided to sack something to balance the equation

U fucker! Lol,

hadduni:
A good man with a parenting skill

If that child find out? That he's been tricked, the crying would last for days, lol

So how long was the interrogation

elgramz:
Mr. Dino Melaye, the senator representing Kogi west constituency has accused his state government of trying to frame him up for murder.

Mr. Melaye said this in a tweet via his twitter handle, @dino_melaye, on Monday.

“Kogi State govt trying to frame me up again for murder in the 2nd Assassination attempt on my life on June 12 2017 in lokoja. Fools always forget the God factor in the affairs of men. Their design is to bombard me with cases using the Police and AGF. I refuse to be intimidated,” he tweeted

The lawmaker and his state governor, Mr. Yahaya Bello, have been at loggerheads resulting in an attempt to recall the senator from the Senate.

http://saharareporters.com/2018/03/12/kogi-govt-trying-frame-me-murder-says-sen-melaye

Then u better start working on it, and kill the ass accusing u

ijustdey:
https://www.thecable.ng/ortom-asks-buhari-can-miyetti-allah-take-responsibility-killings-free

U de ask thief Oga say em boys de do bad thing?

Jascon4:
No one would expect the miltary to admit the sheer indiscipline especially among its rank and file. They would rather deny it instead of carrying out necessary unbiased investigation accordingly.

So it's 1-1
f#cking chibobok girls 1
F#cking their wives 1

On match points the army gets 10 points for bigger weapons,

Boko 1 hunger and sex? Poor performance

Omooba77:
BREAKING: Heavy IED Explosion Kills 4 Soldiers In Borno | Sahara Reporters

A massive explosion from an Improvised Explosive Device, on Sunday, killed soldiers of 8 Division of the Nigerian Army in Kagaruwa near Monguno in Borno State.

The incident, military sources informed SaharaReporters, occurred at about 8 am. It also injured many other soldiers, disclosed military sources.

http://saharareporters.com/2018/03/12/breaking-heavy-ied-explosion-kills-4-soldiers-borno

Bubu no go buy chinook ch-47

Simple air drop of 8 chinook go fit clear that area, it's fast and safer, after drones clear major targets SF go dilate the smaller targets, instead then de use wheelbarrow and low lux, killing or gifted soldiers

Omooba77:
BREAKING: Heavy IED Explosion Kills 4 Soldiers In Borno | Sahara Reporters

A massive explosion from an Improvised Explosive Device, on Sunday, killed soldiers of 8 Division of the Nigerian Army in Kagaruwa near Monguno in Borno State.

The incident, military sources informed SaharaReporters, occurred at about 8 am. It also injured many other soldiers, disclosed military sources.

http://saharareporters.com/2018/03/12/breaking-heavy-ied-explosion-kills-4-soldiers-borno

Bubu no go buy chinook ch-47

Simple air drop of 8 chinook go fit clear that area, it's fast and safer, after drones clear major targets SF go dilate the smaller targets, instead then de use wheelbarrow and low lux

Mztarstrechy:
See How Benue People Showed Buhari Today That They Are Not Happy With Him(photos

As shared by Pat.....

'Are Benue people talking to President Buhari already?

The convoy you are watching is that of President Buhari entering the Peoples Government House, Makurdi.

There are no people in the streets to wave or welcome Mr. President. This may hardly be unconnected with the killings in Benue State by Fulani herdsmen viz a viz the poor handling or response by the presidency. I can not explain the level of anger that leads to this cold reception, but I can tell you the streets are filled to the brims, but with security men.

The young, not so young, the old, and not so old men and women that occupied the streets of Makurdi in 2015 when the same man visited Benue have disappeared?

I don't really know what it is, but many accredited journalists are advised not to even stay within the premise of the People's House Makurdi, this is quite strange.

Could this be the diminishing popularity of the President in Benue?'



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/03/see-how-benue-people-showed-buhari.html?m=1

Buhari pls take sorry

BloggersNG:
An IG user shared the gorgeous photo above posing with her mom, but what is catching our attention is the striking resemblance they've got, and ageless beauty, you cant even identify which is the mum.
But then when i saw the Grandma's Photo i knew where it all started from..

News From Ebiwali--
https://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/03/lady-shares-stunning-photos-with-her.html?m=1

mum's on the left, but if am wrong I'll f#ck both and the one that acts more jealous more would be the mum

adisabarber:
Parading a suspect with AK47s and loaded magazines is not a reasonable thing to do

send him to the female interrogation dept, u will be shocked to hear all his confessions

Out manned out gunned, save ur life and obey, fight another day,

ChangeIsCostant:
A Nigerian police officer simply identified as Mr. Imomoh has passed away after being punched a soldier few days ago. The sad incident reportedly happened at a burial ceremony in Sapele area of Delta state.

According to reports, a group of soldiers were shooting in the air repeatedly at the burial event when the policeman who was in a mufti - met one of the soldiers and told them to stop shooting at the event because it's dangerous.

Not knowing that the man was a policeman, the soldier was allegedly angry and wondered what gave the man the impetus to talk to them like that. The soldier then allegedly punched the police officer in the chest.

It was gathered that, the policeman wanted to fight back but was restrained by others at the burial. Just as he was leaving the scene, he slumped and died on the spot. On seeing what had happened, all the soldiers who were at the event fled.

The police authorities are set to launch an investigation into the matter in order to apprehend the ''rogue'' soldiers.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/policeman-dies-punched-soldier-burial-ceremony-photos.html

a hit on the solar plexus, reverses the flow of the heart, in weak health conditions or stoppage of the heart leads to death "death hit"

Bhelamblog:
A woman named Peace Uzezi Akpobaro has through her family into mourning after taking her own life following her husband's non stop infidelity..

Peace who works with one of the new generation banks along market road, Ughelli, Delta State was founded dead at her Iwhrekpokpor road residence in Ughelli, Delta State. .

Sources in the area said her husband had brought home his mistress to be staying with them under one roof, a situation that was said to have made her take her own life. .

A neighbour at the residence, said: “An empty can of Sniper and Fanta was found by her lifeless body which was discovered in the house.” .

Confirming the incident, a senior police officer attached to the Ughelli ‘B’ Division police station, Agbarha-Otor, explained that her corpse has since been deposited at the morgue of a private mortuary.

News From Ebiwali--
https://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/03/female-banker-commits-suicide-after-her.html?m=1

U go de hold ground over puss* with urhobo man? That na suicide na, urhobo man poss for bush? U go pass over am, that na pregnancy na, then u de form level for am inside house?

U de find person mouth abi?

therese83:
Am married to the most randiest of fellas. Truth is I knew ds while we where still dating. Then he wld rather I came to his plc on sunday evenings only for obvious reasons. Now we r married he still cheats on me and I recently discovered that the only way to cure this hurt is 2 cheat on him 2.
Guys pls advice. Say it all wv no restrictions.

That is actually one of the most effective pain relief to a broken heart or being hurt in a woman, it makes you breath freely and clears your head of the pain cased you by ur husband, but there are complications, have you gone through native custom marriage? There is a spiritual repercussion, send me a PM I'll explain more,

Faithway10:
More; https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/03/nigerian-lady-initiates-search-regular-sx-partner.html

She's just shopping for a long thing

dammyloye:
bro, find solution to this......it's a problem

GOD willing I will

Zakkyoz:
In Kogi, each day breaks with strange stories.

That slowpoke, why apc de always fix nuisance as top government functionaries, oh?! I forget, them be learners