₦airaland Forum

Right now in his village, the elders are.....

Jack sparrow (PDP) vs barboosa (APC)
The difference is in black and white

angels09:
Buhari has raised Nigeria's debt profile to$70 billion dollars!! As at 2017.

Buhari borrowed 14 billion dollars in 2017 alone!!! What for!!

For cows welfare

I said it, pdp is the most corrupt party in the world, see apc is the way backward, let's help them "sail bubu" back to daura

seunmsg:
Saraki and his fellow clowns at the Senate should please stop the election reordering joke. It is never going to work. The senators cannot legislate their way back to the Senate. The power to order election belongs to INEC and only INEC. National assembly cannot be allowed to usurp the powers and independence of INEC.

The Senate is the country and it's people it's more powerful than buhari and inec, the judiciary is only there to interpret, if the people want a restructuring there is nothing wrong in finding loopholes in the electoral act and fixing it, why should inec be afraid of a perfect electoral structure if not Bubu himself is playing dirty and house at the same time

DrinkLimca:
lmao...

Linda ikeji can relate..

F#ckkkkkk

teyus:
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This picture has gone viral online... The lady at the right hand side of the picture was once a man, and according to reports, her boyfriend had no idea till this picture of her as a man surfaced. The neck tattoo gave her away.

According to Don Jazzy who is one of those who shared the picture...

@donjazzy: "Hmmm be vigilant my brothers. Call Ur babe and ask questions o. Lol Na to dey suspect every babe now o. I no wan hear my voice is naturally deep. ��"


https://instagram.com/p/1LVo1-NR2E/

See stabbing for am, silent screams and enough blood

Never you seat on her throne or sexual fantasy, if u do then u have tasted her heavens and u will dieeeeeeee

odutolasodiq:
Caption the picture

A hen that's afraid of the c#ck can't hatch eggs

odutolasodiq:
Caption the picture

A hen that's afraid of the cock,need not lay eggs

Towncrier247:
According to H-Metro news in Zimbabwe, a seemingly sex crazy man, who was reportedly dating two sisters, was trapped and forced to walk naked on the streets after an afternoon intimacy with one of the lovers. The man – only identified as Fari – proposed love to two sisters identified as Kudzi and Tari and they later discovered that they were seeing one man and agreed to set up a trap. Fari was invited by one of the ladies, Kudzi, to their house along St Martins Crescent where he was taken into a bedroom.


He was ready for sex. After removing his clothes and getting ready for the act, Tari sneaked into the room and collected his clothes and hid them and returned to remove blankets.

He wanted to be a genius by bedding two sisters but today he was humiliated,” one of the eye witnesses told H-Metro. “The sisters were not aware that they were seeing one man only to discover it during their discussions that they were talking about one person,” he added.

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/08/man-dating-two-sisters-made-to-walk.html

Stupid guy, em for wait for their mother to use her teeth on him

FemiEddy:
Mad people everywhere

ma nigga

Angelparadise:
The APC taught Nigerians to blame everything that happen within and outside of any sitting President on Mr President So wise Nigerians learnt well. The President must absorbed all the badluck because our forefather said when a witch cries in the night and I child reads in the morning let the world hold the witch . Tillerson your first official visit and handshake to Nigeria President ends in bad luck .

It's also Jonathan's fault, he looted buharis luck, lol

sarrki:
PDP destroyed our currency

sharrap there, 160 to 510 to the dollar, all under the headsmans watch

mymadam:
"Most importantly give her Head 9 times a week, you have 6 days of her period to rest but continue 2/3 days after her Period."


Me thinks... this is absolute rubbish!

well I see sense in it, since I thought an elderly friend of mine how to head a woman his wife no longer misbehaves, she has actually given him a new name "my king" outside him i use heads as a threat to my girl in public by licking my lips when she's out of line, so consider his opinion, maybe u have not had a brutal encounter

Mologi:
konji na bascard.....


Incase she doesn't respond.....


manage my cousin....

Awhoh see spirit!

INTROVERT:
Is it true that the combined nuclear capabilities of Russia and USA can obliterate the world as it is today

U de find my mouth o, na CIA de even locate old USSR lost and classified missile silos which were hidden so as make terrorists no go use am, Russia has nukes to destroy the world 400 times over 7,300 nukes

Dharniel:
when would nigeria ever build one?

Guy? Why?
Buhari don fit know e date of birth?
Then na to remember nuclear lunch codes?

Guy why?
Even if we make am either fulani heardsmen go use am de protect cows or rat go drive the missile from inside aso rock kill us

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Yawns... How will this change the high cost of ordinary sanitary pad

U no go keep quiet now o, em go ban pad imports na then ur eye go clear, u know say em head de shake

BankeSmalls:
8. He does not know the exact place he lost his primary school certificate

You see yourself, I can do better, he does not know his age or date of birth

dainformant:
A suspected kidnapper received jungle justice from an angry mob after he was apprehended following a foiled operation. The middle-aged man who is said to be married was caught by residents in Zamfara state while trying to allegedly kidnap a young victim.

He was stripped unclad and beaten to pulp by the mob as he was left bloodied before the arrival of security agents.

Source; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/03/married-man-beaten-pulp-mob-failed-kidnap-attempt-photo.html

lovely

hadduni:
lol
babysitting some children can be very frustrating.

What do u mean? Does that give him the rights to give the child fake nipple? That's the height of deception, imagine sucking my babes nipple for months only to find out its fake! The king will hear it o, lol

ZombieTAMER:


It might interest you to know that this is the kind of marriage that stand the test of time

The bride seem to know that some men are dogs

How's ur father?
Hope your son will take after him, ijn

miracool946:
no talk say Na buhari cos am ooo

God punish all the goat wen de apc to frustrate nigeria including the headsman

Tessyama1:
Pastor’s Wife Slumps, Dies During Church Service In Abuja

Omamen Iyawe, the wife of Pastor Idahosa Iyawe, Assistant Pastor of The StandPoint Church, Abuja, is dead.

According to reports, Mars Iyawe died on the 4th of March 2018, during Sunday service.

According to the church, the 29-year-old mom was deeply and intensely lost in worship, lifted up her hands and was called to a higher place of praise and worship.

Her service of songs is set for tomorrow, March 14th in Abuja.


https://www.amagitesblog.com/2018/03/pastors-wife-slumps-dies-church-service-abuja.html

Monday miracle service -
Tuesday anointing service -
Wednesday praying and deliverance service -
Thursday grace service -
Friday feet washing service -
Saturday holy ghost service
Sunday high powered/super Sunday service ,

Why she no go slump! After working out ur lungs in a harsh economy, u as me to come to church almost every evening or day that's a strain on the human system and it will fail, remember the sabbath day! Keep it holy

FarahAideed:
So as Trump sacks Rex Tillerson today the Dullard also decided to sack something to balance the equation

U fucker! Lol,

hadduni:
A good man with a parenting skill

If that child find out? That he's been tricked, the crying would last for days, lol

So how long was the interrogation

elgramz:
Mr. Dino Melaye, the senator representing Kogi west constituency has accused his state government of trying to frame him up for murder.

Mr. Melaye said this in a tweet via his twitter handle, @dino_melaye, on Monday.

“Kogi State govt trying to frame me up again for murder in the 2nd Assassination attempt on my life on June 12 2017 in lokoja. Fools always forget the God factor in the affairs of men. Their design is to bombard me with cases using the Police and AGF. I refuse to be intimidated,” he tweeted

The lawmaker and his state governor, Mr. Yahaya Bello, have been at loggerheads resulting in an attempt to recall the senator from the Senate.

http://saharareporters.com/2018/03/12/kogi-govt-trying-frame-me-murder-says-sen-melaye

Then u better start working on it, and kill the ass accusing u