Another article from Etcetera. I have a feeling some of you will agree with him this time. Read below
Verily, verily, I say unto thee, except a man be born of water and of the spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the spirit is spirit. Marvel not that I said unto thee, ye must be born again” (John 3:1-7). 
Pastors are supposed to be the conscience of the society. They are supposed to be God’s representatives here on earth. Like Elisha in the Bible, they are supposed to warn the people about the dangers of disobeying God and guide them to the path of righteousness. They are supposed to lead by example.

Today, some pastors are the problems of the society. The lifestyle of some pastors is contradictory to what they preach. It has got so bad that when a man introduces himself as a pastor, he attracts immediate suspicion. Scandals and controversies have eaten too deep into the church like an incurable cancer. Like electric poles, churches are springing up all over the country and their general overseers or CEOs are fast emerging as the richest men in the country. Some Nigerian pastors represent their stomach instead of Christ. Churches have been turned into banks and business centres with branch pastors given targets for increased turnover by headquarters. Most of these new breed churches only preach prosperity because preaching salvation will impact negatively on the church’s GDP. Some of today’s pastors, after their failed attempts at finding a means of livelihood, hire a classroom and start a church.

Most Nigerians have been brainwashed to see their pastors as angels of light instead of the men of lies and hypocrisy they truly are. When I hear some of our so-called men of God talking, I hear a well rehearsed speech delivered with sugarcoated tongue. I see feigned sympathy and fake listening ears trying to milk their unfortunate audience. I see people being washed, rinsed, dried and ironed with rehearsed miracles wooing gullible Nigerians to their churches.

To some pastors, the church is no longer the stairway to heaven. It is more like the Lagos-Ibadan expressway to wealth. No trick is too dirty to enslave their followers. While many in their congregation cannot afford three decent meals in a day, pastors convey offerings to their banks in bullion vans. They use offerings to build schools their congregation cannot afford to send their wards to. They cruise about town in their exotic cars, and jet off to spend vacations in the most exotic tourist destinations across the world.

Jesus Christ fed the multitude with five loaves of bread and two fishes (Matthew 14: 13-21). He could have auctioned it to the wealthy and more privileged amongst the multitude but he asked his disciples to share to all without discrimination. Except for a few, the majority of pastors will not lift a finger to ease the sufferings of the poor in their congregation.

It was in the news how two girls from an Abuja church openly accused their pastor of having sexual intercourse with them and his followers said, “Touch not my anointed and do my prophets no harm.” A popular Lagos pastor has married and divorced more times than the randy king of Swaziland and his followers said, “Touch not my anointed and do my prophets no harm.” I wonder what a pastor who cannot keep his marriage has to tell his members during their marriage counselling classes. A popular UK based Nigerian pastor who was to be arrested for tax evasion in the UK, fled to Nigeria to escape the authorities and his followers said, “Touch not my anointed and do my prophets no harm.” A flamboyant pastor in Warri bought a jet when people in his community were displaced as a result of one of the worst flood disasters to hit this country. And his followers said, “Touch not my anointed and do my prophets no harm.”

Rev. King the self-acclaimed “god” and “Jesus of our time” was arrested and charged to court for using a girl for human barbecue. And the 69-year-old grief stricken father of the victim lamented that he went to the church to see his daughter, and followers of Rev. King denied knowing her. But one follower later told him that she was Rev. King’s wife and was in the hospital. Getting to the hospital, he found his daughter Anna Uzoh on the hospital bed roasted. After a long inquiry, she revealed that Rev. King set her on fire. And Rev. King’s followers said, “Touch not my anointed and do my prophets no harm.” Apparently, Justice Joseph Oyewole of the Ikeja High Court thought otherwise and sentenced Rev. King to death.

It was in the news sometime ago how a man stole money and confessed to giving it as offering to a church. When asked, the pastor said the money was given to God and can’t be returned. Things like this can only happen in a society like Nigeria.

Pastors should be judged by their words as well as their actions. This is a country where a pastor organises a healing crusade for his members but jets off to the United Kingdom the next morning for a medical check-up. In Nigeria, pastors pray and ask God to protect their members but employ the services of bodyguards. It won’t be a surprise when Nigerian churches get enlisted in the Nigerian Stock Exchange for the public to buy shares. It is a fact that when you scare people badly enough, you can get them to do anything. I wasn’t surprised to hear that a South African pastor ordered his congregation to eat grass, that it would bring them closer to God and of course, the members obeyed and ate to their fill. We heard of how a Kenyan pastor ordered all female members of his church to attend church services without bras and panties for Christ to enter their lives. My brothers and sisters in the Lord, do not be deceived by these pastors. Seek God’s face, pray and read the scriptures and ask for the Holy Spirit’s guidance and interpretation. The Bible says you should study to show yourself approved. As I end this article, my prayer is that rapture takes place on a Sunday during first service so that all fake pastors will be caught pants down. Amen.

"It is also asked the tribunal to declare that the action of the Chief of Army Staff, as well as IGP’s deployment of over 36,000 armed men to secure the poll was illegal, null and void."

Bc they didn't hv any means to cause trouble or kidnap poll officials as its typical wt them. APC is a violence part. Am not suprised wen they r accused of sponsoring Boko Haram

Wise father but I gat a problem wt no 5.
5. My son, if you want to have a long life, let your wife be in-charge of your salary, it will be difficult for her to spend it when she’s aware of the home needs and bills to pay but if it’s in your care, she will keep you asking
even when all has been spent.
Considering the kind of women that r being bred dis days, is it advisable? Where will the house rent com frm nor the children sch fees or utility bills com frm? Todays women r particular abt spending n not saving 4 d rainy day.

Mogbe, dis woman is so interesting.sounds like what I wud do.

#ChildNotBride
Dear Senators, if she can't vote during (your) ELECTION, then she's too young to stand your ERECTION.

#ChildNotBride: she is supposed to b in School missing her parents and not on ur Bed missing her Period!

In Nigeria, Its illegal to drink beer b4 18yrs,
drive b4 18yrs, watch porn b4 18yrs,too
young to vote b4 18yrs, but legal to get
married b4 18yrs

Please note dat b4 18yrs she needs a
dictionary not DI*K

she shld be playing swell with friends, not
watching a sick pervert "SWELL" at her sight.

she shld be watching ben 10 not going on
ROUND 10.

If she CANNOT VOTE, then she CANNOT
marry !!!

She needs a PEN/PENCIL for school, not
penis !!!

She needs EDUCATION, not Ejaculation !!!

Pay her SCHOOL BILLS, not her bride price !!!

Ask for her BOOKS, not her boobs.

#ChildNotBride
Dear Senators, if she can't vote during (your) ELECTION, then she's too young to stand your ERECTION.

#ChildNotBride: she is supposed to b in School missing her parents and not on ur Bed missing her Period!

In Nigeria, Its illegal to drink beer b4 18yrs,
drive b4 18yrs, watch porn b4 18yrs,too
young to vote b4 18yrs, but legal to get
married b4 18yrs

Please note dat b4 18yrs she needs a
dictionary not DI*K

she shld be playing swell with friends, not
watching a sick pervert "SWELL" at her sight.

she shld be watching ben 10 not going on
ROUND 10.

If she CANNOT VOTE, then she CANNOT
marry !!!

She needs a PEN/PENCIL for school, not
penis !!!

She needs EDUCATION, not Ejaculation !!!

Pay her SCHOOL BILLS, not her bride price !!!

Ask for her BOOKS, not her boobs.

oh Thanks Big T. i just realised that i cud use bing translator to do that.

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OmG, here r latest pix from d uniuyo riot.

2ND SEMESTER EXAM.

CHM 215 (THERMODYNAMICS OF POLICTICAL CHEMISTRY)

TIME ALLOWED: 72 Hours.

QUESTION 1.

In a reaction involving 19g of Amaechium sulphate and 16g of Jangline carbonate, 2015g of Forumium Governo acid was produced.

i. Calculate the percentage purity of the product, assuming the reaction took place under JEGA standard condition.

ii. Assuming that 3g of Akpabio Chloride was added using Goodluckium solution, calculate the mass of Amaechium sulphate that would have been needed for the reaction to be endothermic?

iii. What is the colour of Akpabio Chloride before and after the reaction?

iv. Calculate the molecular weight of the reactants and products with respect to their places on the electrochemical series of quality leadership and state which is stronger.

v. Using their age, prove that Jangline is weak and would need more solution of Goodluckium nitrate to be able to precipitate Amaechium from the reaction.

vi. Why is it that the solution produced can't react with APCium Nitrate but would react violently with Turkia PDP (5) Jonite?

Goodluck to you!

;DIf its Toto Dick sorry Tonto Dike, U shud show us ha face not som gal using nylon to cover ha hair.

@ Burger01. May b.

Akwa ibom ppl, mk I hear word oo

Tubaba on point

Congrats Anie n Tuface Idibia

@ OP, ARE U GAY? Can't U c ur profile states dat U r a male?

1st Cor 6:9-19 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind, 10 Nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners, shall inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And such were some of you: but ye are washed, but ye are sanctified, but ye are justified in the name of the Lord Jesus, and by the Spirit of our God.

12 All things are lawful unto me, but all things are not expedient: all things are lawful for me, but I will not be brought under the power of any. 13 Meats for the belly, and the belly for meats: but God shall destroy both it and them. Now the body is not for fornication, but for the Lord; and the Lord for the body. 14 And God hath both raised up the Lord, and will also raise up us by his own power. 15 Know ye not that your bodies are the members of Christ? shall I then take the members of Christ, and make them the members of an harlot? God forbid. 16 What? know ye not that he which is joined to an harlot is one body? for two, saith he, shall be one flesh. 17 But he that is joined unto the Lord is one spirit. 18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body. 19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Ho[color=#990000][/color] THIS CLEARLY POINTS OUT THE DIFF KINDS OF SIN AND WCH ONE IS CONSIDERED AS THE GREATEST SIN WCH IS D SIN OF FORNICATION. SOM SIN GET LEVEL SHA.

Ðis na error.if d guy wz not in twn or cud not com, y cudnt they pospone d wedding? They r not crious

@Tunde_dynasty: SHES ALIVE CONFIRMED FROM HER MANAGER PLS IGNORE THAT FOOLISH EARTHWORM LINDA ND HER BLOG GOLDIE IS ALIVE What do we bliv pls? Frm twitter

OMG. Dis guy went too far. Wat a way of rubbishin d gal n her family amidst every body. Especially d gals father. Did he conside dat the gals fada may not hv known wat the dota may hv bn doin? Wat a disgrace to the family n generation ye unborn.

I need a fairly used but functional lavellier mic to buy. Who has it for sell?

I am watchin AIT rite nw and am so flabegasted and overwhelmed by what the account of stewardship of Gov. Rotimi Ameachi. Every body has the right to ask questions to the Gov directly and he is answerin them. Any one he can't, he calls the commisioner inchg of that sector to answer it. I c so mch transperency in Rivers state Govt. Let all govenors do same. Tune to ait and u will b gr8ful to amaechi.

Thanks Guys. Am jst gonna show them dis threads so they kno n brace up courage to do without such prophets. U kno, women ar always chasing after shadows. Everything is fine n perfect wt them bt don't kno y she evn went there in the first place. Neva d less, I hope afta they both read u guys response, the will kno that other ppl hv experienced dis. Thnks guys.

Thanks guys 4 d sincere advice. I jst realised that they wanna do the wedding in 3yrs time bc my frnd jst started an M.sc program in anoda city were as the gal is a 2nd year in anoda city. In the nxt 2yrs, they wud both b out of school n d financial responsibility wud hv lessened on him. I wanna talk to the gal leta in d day to kno we're dis exactly is comming frm.

[b][/b] I gat this frnd that loves his gf very very much and is ready to take it to the nxt level.She also loves him so so much and the hv bn dating 4 2yrs nw without any major issues apart frm light disagreements that they settle in less than 10 mins. B4 they started Dating, they both had their specifications of the kind of person they wanted n as God would hv it, they both match 95% of their specification. Infact, hw they met is a testimony that God planned their union.
But the issue is that, the gal went to a prayer house sort of church recently on invitation n a "prophet" picked ha out n told ha that the person she is dating is not the one 4 ha. She wz considering goin to confirm frm somwhere else.meanyl,this guy is so so devastated n confused bc neva in his life has he eva loved sombody like he loves dis gal up to d point that he is d one sponsoring her through the university. Pls what wud u advice? Cud it b that the prophet is lieing or does it mean that God does not want their happiness?(NO) . Pls advice cos the way he is goin, I can't handle him again