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Events / Early Pictures Of Calabar Carnival (master Blaster Band) by godonzoki(m): 1:14pm On Dec 28, 2016
The calabar carnival is about to start and bands are getting set. Here r early pictures of Master Blaster Band. I will update you as it proceeds

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Politics / Donald Duke's Powerbike At Calabar Bikers Carnival by godonzoki(m): 9:13pm On Dec 27, 2016
Donald Duke, former Gov of Cross River State shows up at the calabar carnival in a grand style

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Politics / Re: Udom Emmanuel Reacts To The Collapsed Church Building In Uyo by godonzoki(m): 9:02am On Dec 11, 2016
An aid pushed the Gov off a falling thrust but the aid could not escape the iron thrust so it fell on the aid and he died while the Gov was saved.

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Politics / Re: Army Orders 50,000 Aba-Made Boots - Receives Praise by godonzoki(m): 6:20am On Oct 31, 2016
Wow,, this is good news.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures Of Buhari by godonzoki(m): 7:56pm On Apr 11, 2016
"In the land troubled by Boko Haram and in the time of power and fuel scarcity, the destiny of a great nation rests on the shoulder of a restless and confused president; His name is BUHARI. He can make one Naira to equal one Dollar."
Jokes Etc / Funny Pictures Of Buhari by godonzoki(m): 7:53pm On Apr 11, 2016
Buhari as Merlin the magician[code][/code]

Phones / Re: How To Spot And Identify A Fake Infinix Hot Note X551 by godonzoki(m): 4:25am On Mar 25, 2016
Gd exposition.
Celebrities / Special Composition To Psquare by godonzoki(m): 2:39pm On Mar 17, 2016
Dear Psquare, I want to ask * WHY E BE SAY * una wan split after all these years? Coz u guys seem to have forgotten that there is * NO ONE LIKE YOU * in Africa, and u also forgot that God used * IFUNANYA * to make it a * POSSIBILITY* for u guys to be * UNLIMITED * today. I feel so bad over your latest * STORY* coz * I LOVE YOU* and i urge u to deal with your present situation * PERSONALLY * and do not let your * BEAUTIFUL ONYINYE’s * make you split. Don’t forget that they are only there to * CHOP YOUR MONEY *. I know that * E NO EASY* but u guys should try not to get involved in any * BIZZY BODY* because it will only lead to more * DANGER * in your carreer, Omo WAHALA go dey and your fanswill no longer be able to dance * ALINGO * again. settle the problems u guys are having, coz e get as e dey * DO ME* anytime i hear say u guys want to * BREAK IT *. I also heard that you brought * OGA POLICE*in to the matter. I want u guyz to be * MORE THAN A FRIEND * to avoid any * TEMPTATION * which will lead to * GAME OVER*, we are hoping to hear your * TESTIMONY so we GET SQUARED soon***

Romance / Re: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At Shoprite In The Most Romantic Way.(Pic+Video) by godonzoki(m): 3:00pm On Mar 01, 2016
Hmmmmm
Celebrities / Re: IcePrince Celebrates Son's 4th Birthday In School (Photos) by godonzoki(m): 2:57pm On Mar 01, 2016
Jamal will so love women ooooo.
Fashion / Re: Mikel Obi Foundation Emerges Miss Charity Ambassador 2015/ 2016 by godonzoki(m): 9:57pm On Feb 15, 2016
Nothing attractive abt them .

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Events / Super Amazing Pre-wedding Pictures Of A Nairalander by godonzoki(m): 2:15pm On Feb 02, 2016
]Yours truly is going up higher this year with this beautiful angel for as a wife. The wedding is slated for 7th of Feb at Christian central Chapel International, City of Testimonies. 8 miles, Calabar. TM is on the 4th of Feb @ Uyo. Your prayers and wishes are highly appreciated.

You can also watch our short Pre wedding video via this link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCskTfIuOOE




Uncle Seun and Lalaclasical pls encourage me. thanks

Celebrities / Re: Dilly And Fifi Umenyiora Celebrate 8th Wedding Anniversary by godonzoki(m): 10:00pm On Dec 13, 2015
May ur money b an encouragement to all those who work hard with dedication to what they do, Reminding them that they will make it in this life whether Buhari likes, let $1 = #300 we go mk am.

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Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photo Of Jude Okoye And His Family by godonzoki(m): 1:08pm On Dec 09, 2015
God purnish poverty.

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Travel / Re: Ogun Crashes Kill 20 As Commuters Blame Bribe-taking Policemen (PIC) by godonzoki(m): 10:15am On Nov 19, 2015
Police and money. GOD HV MERCY
Celebrities / Re: Jude Okoye Acquires A New House And Car (Photo) by godonzoki(m): 11:29pm On Sep 12, 2015
hmmm. Thank God for their success but u cant say u r really successful until ppl around u share in ur success.

Mn yl, Food for thought to all the ladies.


Two young ladies arrived to a meeting wearing clothes that were quite revealing their body parts. Here is what the Chairman told them: He took a good look at them and made them sit. Then he said something that, they might never forget for the rest of their lives.

He looked at them straight in the eyes and said; "ladies, everything that God has valuable in this world is well covered and hard to see, find or get.

1. Where do you find DIAMONDS? Deep down in the ground, covered and protected.

2. Where do you find PEARLS? Deep down at the bottom of the ocean, covered up and protected in a beautiful shell.

3. Where do you find GOLD? Way down in the mine, covered over with layers of rock and to get them, you have to work hard & dig deep down to get them.

He looked at them with serious eyes and said;

"Your body is sacred & unique" You are far more precious than gold, diamonds and pearls, and you should be covered too. So he added that, "If you keep your treasured mineral just like gold, diamond and pearls, deeply covered up, a reputable mining organization with the requisite machinery will fly down and conduct years of extensive exploration."

Then he said, "First, they will contact your government (family), sign professional contracts (wedding) and mine you professionally( legal marriage). But if you leave your precious minerals uncovered on the surface of the earth, you always attract a lot of illegal miners to come and mine you illegally. Everybody will just pick up their crude instruments and just have a dig on you just freely like that. So, keep your bodies deeply covered so that it invite professional miners to chase you

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Celebrities / Re: Cynthia Morgan Dating Burna Boy (Hot Pictures) by godonzoki(m): 2:55pm On Sep 01, 2015
Burna boy no de shave ampit? Gosh.
Crime / How My Money Was Syphoned From My Account Using My Bvn Number by godonzoki(m): 5:08pm On Aug 21, 2015
Please read this carefully, it may save you a few hundred, or a few thousand, or may be a few million bucks. It's a personal experience, a true event that happened this afternoon. I am Sunday Adewole, I just fell victim of fraudsters a few hours ago. I am an account holder with StanbicIBTC bank, I am trying to put fund together to pay for my daughter's tuition fee in CU in which case the institution already resumed last week. Yesterday afternoon, I got a call from somebody purportedly from StanbicIBTC who said "Am I speaking with Dr. Adewole" (called out my other names) to which I answered in the affirmative. He said he called in respect of my BVN which I was observed not to have done, I replied that I already had it done with Skye bank and he said the bank will send me a link so that my account with Stanbic will be linked with the BVN. True to our conversation, I receive a message from StanbicIBTC in which an OTP was sent to my phone. A few minutes later, he called to ask if I got the the SMS, I told him yes but I can't do anything about it cos I was driving. He said no problem I should call out the numbers which I did and he thanked me for my cooperation in a customer service manner. I heard nothing since then till this afternoon at precisely 13:00 hrs when I received a SMS from StanbicIBTC informing me of a debit transaction which cleared my account to the lowest thousand, i.e. I was left with a paltry N685 (six hundred and eighty five naira). I called my account officer who confirmed to me that I have fallen victim of fraudsters and he checked up on my account and saw that the recipient acct is in First Bank. My puzzle is how did they get my account details? How were they able to generate an OTP to my phone. I am waiting to see what my bank would do on it. In the mean time, please be aware of what the 419 people can do.
Crime / Re: Driver, 28, Docked For Alleged Rape by godonzoki(m): 5:04pm On Aug 21, 2015
Please read this carefully, it may save you a few hundred, or a few thousand, or may be a few million bucks. It's a personal experience, a true event that happened this afternoon. I am Sunday Adewole, I just fell victim of fraudsters a few hours ago. I am an account holder with StanbicIBTC bank, I am trying to put fund together to pay for my daughter's tuition fee in CU in which case the institution already resumed last week. Yesterday afternoon, I got a call from somebody purportedly from StanbicIBTC who said "Am I speaking with Dr. Adewole" (called out my other names) to which I answered in the affirmative. He said he called in respect of my BVN which I was observed not to have done, I replied that I already had it done with Skye bank and he said the bank will send me a link so that my account with Stanbic will be linked with the BVN. True to our conversation, I receive a message from StanbicIBTC in which an OTP was sent to my phone. A few minutes later, he called to ask if I got the the SMS, I told him yes but I can't do anything about it cos I was driving. He said no problem I should call out the numbers which I did and he thanked me for my cooperation in a customer service manner. I heard nothing since then till this afternoon at precisely 13:00 hrs when I received a SMS from StanbicIBTC informing me of a debit transaction which cleared my account to the lowest thousand, i.e. I was left with a paltry N685 (six hundred and eighty five naira). I called my account officer who confirmed to me that I have fallen victim of fraudsters and he checked up on my account and saw that the recipient acct is in First Bank. My puzzle is how did they get my account details? How were they able to generate an OTP to my phone. I am waiting to see what my bank would do on it. In the mean time, please be aware of what the 419 people can do.
Career / Re: Joy FM Presenter Faces Sack Over Remark Against David Mark by godonzoki(m): 11:41am On Jul 28, 2015
Thats what we see in this country. The truth is always bitter. if the state were organized like in other countries, the sack of that young man can cause a state wide protest bc he jst affirmed the truth.

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Family / Re: Wedding And Event Planners In Port Harcourt by godonzoki(m): 3:53am On Jun 20, 2015
I would be so glad to keep ur wedding memories alive by doing ur video. We use professional HD cameras 3 and I promise U, U will refer us to ur frnds. I could snd U my youtube add so U watch some thrillers of our jobs.
Family / Re: Crazy!!! Husband Gives Ex Half Of Everything He Owns — Literally by godonzoki(m): 3:46am On Jun 20, 2015
Yhis guy is a kolo mental. C mac system cut into 2, evn his car. C what court marriage does.
Business / Re: Reasons Why You Should Never Give "Anyone" Your ATM Card by godonzoki(m): 5:08pm On Jun 16, 2015
B, u have just spoilt business for some people ooo.
Romance / Re: True Story: Lady Rejects Guy Cos He’s ‘poor’, Only To Later Discover He’s by godonzoki(m): 5:46am On Jun 10, 2015
my dear friend, U gat nothing to explain to ur frnd. U begged her n tried convincing ha bt sh wz blinded to see the big picture instead of going to God to ask 4 direction. U kept ur end of d bargain wt ur cousin n paraventure ur cousine married ur frnd, and she later misbehaves, what do U think wud bcom of U? If this is what God wants to use and seperate U frm ha cos of ha eyes 4 big things, then allow God's will take place. Explain nothing to ha period. Sh hs surely learnt ha lesson afterall, sh wasn't ready 4 marriage. Ɣ‎​ all of a sudden sh wants a relationship. Materialistic gold digger.
Health / Re: She Switched Her A.c On Always.. by godonzoki(m): 11:39am On May 13, 2015
This one is strong.
The kind of air produced frm an AC is not too gd for a child bt i think that an evil classmate of hers may hv done something metaphysical to the baby thats y a calabar woman wont allow strangers carry her baby untill d baby is a month old.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Is Planning To Send Me To Prison-patience Jonathan by godonzoki(m): 6:53am On Mar 26, 2015
We must VOTE rightly in 2015.

If SOMEONE is;

J = Joyfully
O = On
N = New
A = Assignment
T = To
H = Help
A = All
N = Nigerians

THEN we must also resist anyone who will

B = Bring
U = Us
H = Hatred
A = And
R = Religious
I = Intolerance
Vote wisely......
Fashion / Re: The N1billion Wrist Watch Causing Uproar Online (pic) by godonzoki(m): 6:51am On Mar 26, 2015
We must VOTE rightly in 2015.

If SOMEONE is;

J = Joyfully
O = On
N = New
A = Assignment
T = To
H = Help
A = All
N = Nigerians

THEN we must also resist anyone who will

B = Bring
U = Us
H = Hatred
A = And
R = Religious
I = Intolerance
Vote wisely......

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Romance / Re: How To Make A Man Respect You by godonzoki(m): 3:27am On Feb 21, 2015
Gd piece.
Politics / Re: Drone At APC Rally.... by godonzoki(m): 4:47am On Feb 05, 2015
That's a quadcopter. It has a camera in it for taking arial shots of an event.

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Politics / Re: Letter From Shehu Shagari To Buhari by godonzoki(m): 4:36am On Feb 05, 2015
hahahahahaha (In OBJ's voice,) I just the Laff
Politics / Reasons Why They Hate GEJ. by godonzoki(m): 9:09pm On Jan 22, 2015
The APC has been consistent in saying that PDP has ruled Nigeria for 16 disastrous years in which corruption, impunity, insurgency, armed robbery and several ills of society held sway.
But watch out some of the APC chieftains saying this now their positions within the "16 disastrous years":
1. Rotimi Amaechi – 8 years speaker under PDP, and 7 years Governor under PDP = 15 years in PDP.
2. Atiku Abubakar – 8 years Vice president under PDP.
3. George Akume – 8 years Governor under PDP.
4. Bukola Saraki – 8 years Governor, and 2 years, Senator under PDP = 10 years.
5. Timipre Sylver – 4 years Governor under PDP.
6. Audu Ogbe – 2 years Chairmanship of the PDP.
7. Aminu Masari – 4 years as the Speaker, House of Representativesunder PDP.
8. Chris Ngige – 3 years Governor under PDP.
9. Rabiu Kwankwaso – 7 years Governor under PDP, and 3 years Defense minister under PDP= 10 years.
10. El Rufai – 4 years FCT Minister under PDP, and 2 years BPE chairman under PDP = 6 years
11. Aminu Tambuwal - 4 years Speaker of the house under PDP.
12. And to cap it all, Obasanjo is the navigator of the APC, a man who spent 8 of the disastrous 16 years as the maximum ruler of Nigeria.
It is now clearer that APC is a waste basket of the PDP, where the people who created and perpetuated the 16 disastrous years and now dumped. So where is the change coming from? Are they now saints overnight because they joined APC?
Please be WISE and VOTE against the ASSOCIATION OF PAST CRIMINALS (APC ).
MY QUESTIONS REMAINS-WHO IS GOING TO CHANGE NIGERIA ? The people or the party?.....Get ready to make that choice come Feb. 14.

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