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psoto:
True talk jare. Some mechanics are not trustworthy.
Lolzzz

Lol!...No be only that one ooo, if my papa call me;

PAPA GC: Hello!...

GC: Hello sir!...

PAPA GC: Where you dey?...

GC: papa, I dey House sir!...

PAPA GC: House?...Dem don finish car?...

GC: No sir!...I just say make I come chop ni sir!...

PAPA GC: If dem born you well, make I no meet you for mecho shop...E be like say you wan celebrate 'Independence' abi?...Issorai!

GC: #LipsSealed#...

psoto:
Are you now learning the skill, alongside farming?

Abeg, na naija we dey jor...Wetin boy no fit learn??...It won't be nice if I drop my car with them & I come back hours later, then they start counting pseudo-faulty parts for me; radiator, injector, alternator, compressor, etc...Whereas its only the alternator that needs repair...Or, I come back in time to see that my battery has been drained after multipurpose usage...Or, I discover when I get home that my fuel has been siphoned for their official use...Or, I get back just to see that my car has been abandoned the way I brought it while they've been attending to other customers who came after me but waited...Lolzzzzz!

princessmia: hahahahahahahahahahhaaha!
Plz don't break my jaws wit laughter dis nyt!



Lol

Hmmm...But you have to promise not to break my legs with a ladder....

Roll Call!.....


CY.............absent
EVG............absent
DLEX...........absent
LIGXY..........absent
OSOTA..........absent
DAHRACH........absent
CHUKS..........absent

We've not seen DLEX since wednesday....CY, it must be his ISP...CHUKS & OSOTA have been missing for some days now...DAHRACH, naija things...It is well!

phemygee: Like play like play, batch B was @ d camp and it looks like an unending one. It looks so far, they left. Like play like play, we were seriously waiting for mobilization lists, before we knew it callup numbers show, Gbam!!!. Like play like play September ends, October begins, Dear lord keep us save all. November he we come. Like play like play, we shall all put on our kaaki IJN. HNM NL's

Hmmmm....Na so ooo, like play like play, January go reach & A 13 go see call up number...Like play like play, March go reach & dem go enter camp...Like play like play, September '13 go reach & we go begin dey talk of P.O.P!....May GOD see us through!!!

psoto: Wait a minute!
What's up with people today sef?
Today is a public holiday naa...
Where's everyone?
CY, GC, ABBA, LIGXY, Lady D, XQUIRE and all other dudes and dudettes...

Ma'am, no be my fault ooo!...Mechanic office I dey throughout, those guys no dey follow "Public Holiday"....Lol!

wolebs0007: princessmia
(f), Gods-child(m), Abbasufi, cutey toh bad (f),
xquire(m), psoto(f), Yettyosi(f)....I sight U̶̲̥̅̊ all.

Sight you too...Good evening sir!

psoto: Hmmmm...#ClearsThroat#
Well, I pray for this country, but that doesn't negate the fact that the growth of this country is stunted! If you're praying for a child τ̅☺ get well, it doesn't change the fact that the child is still sick till he/she gets well.
Yes, I'm a Christian youth and I hope τ̅☺ contribute ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ own quota τ̅☺ the development of ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ country.
No time for stories this morning.
God Bless Nigeria!
Vive la Nigeria!

#GBAM#....Word!

woffydude: pls i want the house to help me out.. i just graduated in June 2012 and my name has be shortlisted for the mobilization for NYSC in November 2012 for Batch C. am currently in the US and i dont even knw when am returning back to Nigeria for now... i need your advice thanks

House!...This question is so so confusing, from the way I see it, our bros is a home based graduate...I think he traveled in June after graduation...

@WOFFY, my brother...I believe this is a personal issue which most of us here can't help you with...Even you yourself don't know when you're returning back to Nigeria!...We don't know what school you graduated from...We don't know why you traveled...We don't know how important what you're doing in the US is...We don't know how important NYSC certificate is to you...We don't know when you plan to come back...We don't know what type of advice you need...

It looks like your mind has been made up already...Stay where you are, whenever you're ready for NYSC, come to Naija....*One Love*

Jamji: how possible it is working your way to a private company?

Jamji: seriously? no answer? what are you guys talking about?

Jamji: really? did you even understand what you saying?

There are some people, if you want to hide anything from them, keep it in a book!...I.e. they are so so lazy to read!

This guy has not registered in this House, he didn't observe any of our protocols, he just jumped in to ask a reduplicate question on page 150...Yet, we did our best by referring him to page 149 for the conspicuous answer...Imagine, simply a page backwards!...SMH

And he still thinks he has the right to reap from where he hasn't sown...What a pity!!!

princessmia: mummy! I tink dis 1 is a superb candidate for d GC TREATMENT

May GOD bless wrestler P, for moving that motion!...Its because she doesn't want to break his neck oo, she's so compassionate today, being Independence Day!...GC TREATMENT all the way....#GBAM#

N.B; Please note that username, his posts are to be ignored completely henceforth, please!!!...*One Love*

<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<.....Low Battery!!!

EVARHGREEEN: ewwwww....so sori abt dt dearie. As 4 moi, Got tlkin wiv ma H.O.D yezday, found out d SENATE agreed to mobilize only students hu had issues last session. Funny fin is, Ma friends @ school said our names(in ma dept)weren't submitted on tym, Hence, d omittion. dnt knw huz report to bliv nw, I jst knw say 'ITS BYE BYE TO SERVICE WT BATCH C 2012' .
luckily fr me, I gt a job offer(a rily gud one) to "console" me. . I suggest u do likewise. STAY WELL

I am so happy for you on your job offer...Its better news!...

princessmia: OYO isn't really my state of choice.

Lol!....The man was talking about OGUN state ooo....Though I know that's not your choice as well...

georgiobob: GC pls dont blow madam psotos' brain oo

Lolzzzz....Hahaa, but na she come meet me say make I tutor am nah!...Na she suppose dey tutor me ooo!....Lol!

EVARHGREEEN: Fnks GC, as regards d HOUSE 'ish', Abbasufi stated dt IK wud open anoda thread soon. Is it ok 2 still b on ere afterall?

Babe, it is super-okay!...I even know some of us who would be with you on the other thread when it is opened...So I don't see any reason why we can't still be together...Its all about catching fun nah, IK's news has reached us since over a month ago and he still comes in here everytime to play with us...

jonath0012: Hello House,
I feel so sad to announce to you that I, a member ( though not active) of this house, no longer have the privilege to be among the to-be members of NYSC batch C, 2012. I've been knocked out!

I just can't explain why my school, unilorin, singled out my department, of all the departments we have. I received the sad news on Friday, and up till now, i still can't believe my ears. I put a call through to a friend on that said day to help check my name on the NYSC call-up number list, as i had earlier checked on here and seen that almost everyone has received theirs including those from my school. After sometimes, he called back and told me he could not see any name from my department in the list. I called anoda person to confim, but naa the same toori the guy tell me. So, i carried out a little research to find out who should take the blame and my findings show that the Senate be held responsible- they failed to send our names even though they had our results earlier enough. Whether their action was delibrate / an oversight i don't knw, but what i do know is that what they've is very unfair.

I've been feeling sad and disappointed since then! But make una no pity me and my course mates too much oo cos we don '' gba ka mu''. i.e. i have moved on. But a friend told me that they may forward them this week, i just laughed at him for consoling himself with smt unrealistic. But, seriously do anyone think something can still be done if our names are sent this week?

Lest i forget, i congratulate those who have actually got their call-up numbers. You dont know what God has done for you oo!
I wish you all the best of luck as you prepare to serve your fatherland!

Dont my long post, just need to pour out my emotions and ask some questions bordering my mind.

Thanks you all

My brother, I know GOD has better plans for you that is why He allowed this to happen...From what I know, once call up number has been dished out, that's all for that batch!...There's nothing like names being sent afresh...Except if a miracle happens!

It is so obvious that its not your fault, GOD pass them!...It is well!

Abbasufi: MyPSOTO OF COURSE. FUNNY ENUF OYA QUICK WUICK U PPL SHUD INBOX ME UR NUMBERS U AND MYPSOTO+ GRANNY PRINCESS!

No wahala, we go exchange numbers nah...

psoto: Sir, ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ head is already saturated!
I'm not sure night class will work with all these things you're throwing ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ way.

Don't worry, I'll unsaturate you saturated head...You'll enjoy the class!

EVARHGREEEN: [color=#000099][/color] Congrats to all who av bin mobilized, n who will b mobilized. As for me, turns out i aint goin nowhr ds year, found out none frm ma dept was mobilized for this batch. I guess ds kinda dsqualifies me frm bein in this HOUSE ryt?
Oh, n pls peeps, y'all wud do well to nt mk me feel worse dan av bn feeln fr days nw(am ova it though) . ONE LUV Y'ALL

No no no!...It doesn't disqualify you from being in the House, you are not alone...It has happened & it has happened! Everything happens for a purpose and it can happen to anybody...BABA GOD knows best...*One Love*

psoto: I'll just give you the laptop.
Find a way τ̅☺ get it!

Issorai, bring am come night class....

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GC SEE UR FREND EVG SHOWIN FACE TODAY

Yeah, I see her too...Maybe she's still reading through the pages...@EVG, whats up nah??...Its been a while ooo, how you dey??

Abbasufi: ABBASUFI JUST WON! HEHEHEHE!

HEhehehhehehehe.....Congrats ooooo!....BABASUFI...Abeg, who you go use am call??....

psoto: GC, wetin be this naa?
You won't succeed in scattering ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ head!
Your plan will not work!

See, more reasons why you need the night classes...I wanna tutor you gaan ni!

fadinus: bro na lag or ogun, u nko?

Me na Oyo ooo...Pacesetter things!

psoto:
So you no get liver sef!

Yoruba people say; 'ti omode ba debi eru, eru a baa'...

Ooooh!....I almost forgot its time for FFF sha!....

Lets have our lucky numbers for tonight; *555*....5100....5244....6326...#....And the winner is......?

N.B; I'm not happy with what happened last week oo, if it happens again tonight that we don't see any winner...Then this will be the last edition of FFF...There's no point in continuing the game if the winner doesn't come from the House....

psoto: Sir, I can see you just want me τ̅☺ take your Physics course.
Okay. I accept.
However, no forceful tutorials!

Ooookay then!....See you tonight!

Abbasufi: DAT COURSE ON MAGNETISM/MAXWELL EQUATIONS REALLY KINDA GAVE ME A TOUGH tym BACK @ SKUL, IN D COURSE PROVIN TOO MUCH,AND THERE WAS ALMOST NO NUMBERS IN D COURSE!

Alphabets & symbols all through...I'll never forget PHY 303 & 305...On top everything, its possible I won't apply all those 'wahalas' in my future ambition!...Its like most of those scientists came to this world to cause more trouble/problem for students...And they make us believe they brought solutions...Lol!

psoto:
Now I feel like the most unserious person there is!
τ̅☺ think that after deleting and reviewing, I still have about 200 films.
#CoversFace#

Please, how can I copy them??

SBabaJ: GC Must Be Shocked! I Sure Don't Sound Athletic.

Seriously, I was...And I still am...Only a trial can wake me up, cos I find it hard to believe...

SBabaJ: Yes Brother! You Play Too? I Prefer 2012 To The 2011.
And I Play Football Too. People Say I Play Very Well. Represented My Faculty For Four Years.

Mehn!....And wonders shall never end!...What's your favorite team on PES 2011??

psoto: Wait naa, what's your problem sir?

You are my problem...And I'm trying to solve you with "Gauss Law" using Maxwell's equations...I wanna know the intensity of the magnetic field between us...