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psoto: But sir, it was a Physics assignment and I signed in for vocabulary class, so the assignment isn't any business of mine.

So you don't think its okay for you to know about "The Universal Law Of Gravitational Attraction" between two masses 'M' & 'm'??...

psoto:
GC, hope you're ready for lady P?

#whispers#...You funny sha!...What makes you think I will wait for her...Hmmmm, thank GOD I have legs for running!

SBabaJ: Reminds Me Of Eedris AbdulKareem's "Mr Lectura"
Psoto-Bimbo Owoyemi

Lol!!!....But me I'm not like that ooo....I wanna make sure she knows "book"...Very well!!!...And I won't fail her if she doesn't attend my classes...

fadinus: na so õ bro, my own sef na friday i see am

Congrats bro!...We thank GOD!!!...So, shey you don conclude??..Abj or Lag??

SBabaJ: I Didn't Do Night Class Too...Except Those Times My Friends And I Had "PES CHALLENGE" Or Whenever One Of Them Had A "Conquest"

WHAT??...You play games too??...PES??...Unbelievable!!!....

princessmia: if I'll beat up any1, not innocent bus driver now! Lol

Not me too ooo, cos I'm also as innocent as a baby!...Lets watch out for NL frontpage on November 6!...If I won't win the bet

psoto:
Sir?
Now I think I can cancel this course.
Thank God its not a core course!

No problem, hope you know there's no cash refund sha...I'll contact your next of kin to let them know...

Yettyosi: it was gr8 2 be in d presence of God, Tday was blessed 4 me.tanks 2 God . Last sunday of mnt, tank God 4 his grace (life)

Oh yes!...Last Sunday of the month, also last day of the month...To GOD be the glory!...So tell us about what you learnt in church today...Me, I learnt about the 'Blessings Of Holy Communion' in Sunday school class...& also, 'Backsliding' during the sermon....

psoto: GC! Your attention is needed here.
Define your professorship o!

But you should know nah...My professorship is only valid when I'm with you alone...

psoto: Are you sure this class will still hold?
I'm thinking of not taking the course again.

Calm down nah...Shebi we know how we've been going about it before...Is it because you've not finished your assignment??

Mcfemad: Hmmm. You think its a scam or fake. Aint compelling anyone ooo. Just feel I could help here ni ooo. I neva knew this is the way you guys do it ooo. Best Wishes!

Thank you very much sir!...We really appreciate your offer...GOD bless!

SBabaJ: 'Electromagnetic Attraction' & Night Class. Reminds Me Of School.

Lol!...I was never the night class type in school ooo...As in, I was so unserious!...I only start reading like 2/3 weeks to exams....

Abbasufi: SO LADIES IS ANY OF U GOIN

Hmmmm...BABA, I trust our ladies!

princessmia: c me c GC ba?
Anyway, I don't have correct answer for him now.
Till I set my wrestling skills on him.

Yheeee!...Now I'm in BIG trouble!...

#thinking#...Chei!...If them post me go Abuja, I must redeploy!...I no mind Yobe sef....

fadinus: Hw far ur mob number na

Sure thing bro, I don get am since friday...You nko??...I trust UNILORIN nah...

psoto:
Prof. GC!!!

...And why is she calling me now ooo....Its still 7pm nah...Be patient ke!!!

Yettyosi: yetyosi.......unilorin........accounting dept.

Hapy sunday 2 u al.hop u had a fulfilin tym in Gods presence.....

Yes ma'am...We all did...Hope your Sunday has been great??

princessmia: meaning u have lost 3months allowee b4 service even commences.

Hahaa....P...Reverse gear!...Who told you I've lost the first 2??...Na me win ooo, and I'm sure I'll win the third one too...I know we'll see the story on NL front page; "FEMALE CORP MEMBER BEATS BUS DRIVER TO STUPOR IN ABUJA"...With a picture of you, pining the driver & putting sand in his mouth!!....

Make us proud jor!!!....

fadinus: Ñôŗ b me bros, na work õ, i don dey around wella now

Okay baba...No wahala...Nothing do us....*One Love*

illswift: sure it is. . .d town is like an island nw ooo

Only GOD can help the residents ooo...I heard that some reptiles have been attacking them sef....CROCODILE!...A friend of mine just arrived from Abj, he said they make use of ferries to cross the river...Only 3 ferries, 1 of them can carry only two buses or three cars(including passengers)...Vehicles just dey queue, waiting for their turn...

I hope it won't remain like that till November 5 ooo...

psoto: Should this be for Batch C or B

Lol!...Abi na batch A sef....

olly30: 10ks 2 everybody.I wl leave early 2mao bt ma wory is ma sis is seriously sick an dr a children 2 take care of

My sister, please leave that one for GOD...HE will take care of her & the children...Since you won't be gone for too long, can't you invite any of your other siblings that stays nearby to look after her??...

SBabaJ: By God's Grace....FCT.

And finally, he has decided....Lol!...May GOD help!

fadinus: Sup with it?

FADDY, I no too like this your new style ooo...Your 'low key' things don dey fear me nah...Wetin happen bro??

SBabaJ: Have Been Great Brother...We Had A Programme In Church, The Teenagers Had Their Week, And I Had A Role To Play.
Cc: Psoto et GC

WOW!...Beautiful!!!...If I may ask sir, what church do you attend??...I attend RCCG...

psoto: She's a LADY!

Hmmmm, all female wrestlers look like men most times....

psoto: Sweerie, how r u?
I'm cold again.

Eeehyah!...Don't worry ehn, we have class tonight..."Electromagnetic Attraction"

princessmia: y r u betting wit d december allawee?
​º°˚˚˚°ºĦ‎​!
U hav betted wit the november own, ba?
Kip it up

psoto:
You got that right!
He'll continue with that of January soon.

princessmia: if GC chacth us ehn!
Lol

psoto:
Fear not! He can't do anything!

...Uhn, uhn!...#ClearsThroat#...I heard all what you've said oo...@PRINCESS, see as I bet my November allowee oo, on top PSOTO call up number;

[quote author=Gods-child]Yess Boss!...Congratulations!!!...I received 2 SMSs today ooo, plus 1 phone call...Baba GOD has done it again ooo...And I have the feeling PSOTO has known her's too, I fit bet my first allowee on top am...Let her come sha...Lolzzzz[/quote]No wahala, I fit bet my January allowee on top am say PRINCESS go beat bus driver when she dey go Abuja!...

princessmia: don't fear now!
U r safe (phaps)

Hmmmm...Na you det talk am now oooo, na you dey promise me now oooo....Perhaps??....#LipsSealed#

psoto: OLLY, pls target being in your school on tuesday.

Exactly, cos with the lokoja flooding now, I hear it has become so difficult to travel across...

Abbasufi: MYPPSOTO Y NA. BUT ON SERIOUS NOTE R U SAYIN AM WEIRD TOO? Gc r u hearin dis

Hahaa....That's not possible nah...She dey hail you ni sef...

olly30: Treat dz urgently plz.Dr is a mistake in ma age instead of 8/11 dey wrote 3/11.I resyd in abj an its a bit fa 4rm akungba shuld i leave it or go 2 skul.Although av snt some1 2 ep me bt he is a guy he may nt b atend 2 in student affairs

psoto: Hmmm...Now this is an issue. It depends on your school. Some would allow such, while some won't. τ̅☺ be on a safer side, I suggest u go by yourself.
Please when is the deadline for correction?

Well, like PSOTO has said, it depends on your school ooo...If its my school, its possible for you to send someone to help you out with the correction...If the person is a sharp guy...But from what you've said, it looks like you'll have to travel down to school yourself in order to ensure that the correction is effected...

Return of Corrected Printouts by Institutions to NYSC NDHQ--------3rd - 5th October , 2012

...Its possible for some schools to start returning the corrected printouts before the deadline...Please, go to your school as early as possible...