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CY09: TGIF!...I'm already high o...had to go and take 1 bottle of booze, boozing continues after work, join me if you can! ...GC and Psoto, wetin dey happen na?

Yess Boss!...Congratulations!!!...I received 2 SMSs today ooo, plus 1 phone call...Baba GOD has done it again ooo...

fadinus: Oga GC, ñä wa for ur dept õ, anyhw sha, notin do u

Baba mi, I hear say dem finally paste am for S.A ooo...Person don help me check am this morning sha...OLUWA has done it again ooo!

symplysimi: Are there any FOREIGN GRADS in the house? Holler!!!

symplysimi: @ the Nigerian graduates saying they have seen their numbers etc etc and thanking God for it: are you glad cos

#1 you know your number and you got your preferred state?

#2 you know your number and can now start making efforts to get yourself posted somewhere you prefer

#3 you know your number and you're sure you're going to serve, meaning this is not the case for everyone

Okay House!....Something tells me this is a specimen of the 'AS' species we've been talking about...I can see guys are getting exasperated by his posts(Including me)...We have tried for him in previous pages, but he seems not to appreciate any of our efforts...

I GODS-CHILD OLUWACSO hereby move a motion of "GC TREATMENT" against him!....Please, note the username...His posts are to be ignored henceforth, please!!!...United we stand!...Let the party continue jor!...*One Love*

psoto:
GC, have you eaten?

Of kois!...Beans & garri...

Abbasufi: I HAV KILISHI IF U WANT/ DO U EVEN KNW IT?

Kilishi...Yes Ohhh!...Tastes like suya...

psoto:
GC, o gbo, why we no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ argue again?
Some bad belle people were enjoying it.

But do we argue??...Shebi we're always enjoying ourselves ni...Learning from each other...They envy us ni jor...

psoto: DAHRACH! DAHRACH!! DAHRACH!!!
Where's ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ sweet lady D?
The next time I'll hear from her, I hope she'll be in Nigeria.

I saw an aeroplane flying today...I waived & someone waived back at me...Maybe she's the one sha...

Abbasufi: ABEG GC ND MYPSOTO, Y NO DEY TOO ARGUE AGAIN NA I USED TO LOVE DAT, WIT MY POPCORN BY D SIDE!

Na because call up number don ready nah...You dey miss ooo, na meatpie we dey always chop nah...Plus viju milk!

psoto: But why's this gist about me? No be me D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ do wedding ke...

Hmmmm......#LipsSealed#

psoto: GC, abeg I no like that method.
I want the better one.

Issorai!...You'll get the better one ooo....

psoto:
‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ Lawd and ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ Gawd!!!

What's that??...What's that??...Wetin happen??...Did you see a rat??

Abbasufi: HAHAHA HE WANTS TO SURPRISE U NA, NA ONE HOT JEEP HIM GO USE,U TINK SAY ALL DAT FARM WORK HIM DEY DO NA FOR NOTIN!

Hehehhehehee...Maybe she needs a jet ni ooo...Lmao!!!

psoto:
Even if you come with your jeep, I no go follow you o.
Wetin your first allowee wan buy?
Wheelbarrow?

No wahala...Lets wait till then!...Is a wheelbarrow okay for you ni??...No nah...

psoto: Hmmmmm...So you want me τ̅☺ suddenly make him ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ role model abi?
Your plan no go work.

Please don't get me wrong nah...I want you to suddenly become a millionaire...Lol!

psoto: But ABBA, why should you see it that way naa...I'm sure he just needs someone τ̅☺ keep him company.
He won't want τ̅☺ ask me out with keke napep naa.

...What if I rent a cargo motorcycle??...And we attach wheelbarrow to it, so we'll use that to pack food from the party!....

psoto: Thanks o...I know.

...Lol!...As in shy of keke napep!...If I have a jeep, Your shyness will turn to sharpness...Wait till I collect my first allowee...

psoto: Popular with broken bones?
O ga o.

Ayefele dey live larger than life now ooo.....

psoto:
Abeg I no wan go out this weekend.
Enjoy the wedding.

Hmmmm....#thinking#...She's shy sha...

psoto: Abeg I no want. I'm sure the money will eventually be used τ̅☺ treat broken legs and a broken neck!

...But you will become more popular nah...

ceezonnifemi: nothin but am feelin the good new inside, i'l let u no asap its out, good night my fellow corpers, God wil guide and protect u all, av a wonderfull night rest, psoto pls close ur eyez b4 sleepin, catch ya tomorow, cy gc dream abt me oo

Alright bro....Sweetdreams!!!

psoto:
SMH!

....Wanna come along??...Okada no fit carry the 2 of us, we go chatter keke napep...

princessmia: lmho
N we all know the part of weddings you luv most!

Haaa....Shhhhh!...#whispers#....Abeg no blow my cover nah....

ceezonnifemi: so u mean princessmai na female randy oton, o boy yeeeeh, #findin escapin rooth#

Okay ooo....I kuku don talk my own...Shebi na you invite am...You no know say she be John Cena cousin ni??...And she don date Undertaker before!....#LipSealed#

princessmia: goodnyt every1. May tomorrow be better than today!

Okkkay babe....Amen.....& Sweetdreams!!!

psoto:
Neck?
I opt out...I'm no longer interested in being the referee o.

Hmmmm....#thinking#...And we would have paid her well ooo, issorai!

Abbasufi: AM SURE ENUF FOOD DEY DERE!

Ooooooh!....MYABBASUFI!!!....Now you're speaking my language...#GBAM#....Rotfl!!!

psoto: I'm not the one breaking legs naa...It was GC that said you both will break ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ legs.

Uhn, uhn...#ClearsThroat#...

Abbasufi: WEDDING SINCE WEN DID MYPSOTO TOT U ABOT MARRAIGES

She no teach me anything ooo...I just wan enjoy myself small..

psoto: I've watched some that took that format before o...Where the referee was beaten τ̅☺....U knw the rest.



Break her legs?

Hmmm...Not really sha, shebi you no go do ojoro nah??....No shaking jor....LOL!

ceezonnifemi: ahhhh :oahhhh no ooo, upper week ke, if paraventure it happens then let me no so we can sue u sch to court, we av a good case, cos justice maryam aloma mukthar , muhamad adoke, femi falana , gbenga aturu and festus keyamo wil b our prosecutor

Yheeee!....Sue wetin??...Abeg no do am like that ooo...Lmao!!!...

Abbasufi: GC I NO BLIV U, AM SURE DEEP INSIDE U WAN GO C UR TIN JOR! U WAN FORM

Hmmmm...ABBASUFI, it doesn't make any difference if you believe me or not ooo...But I know what I'm saying...Do you form??

Abbasufi: R U KIDDIN ME, I DNT BLIV U O,TILL U GET TYM KE?

Yes ooo!...They refused to paste the list, we are to check in our respective departments...I know my name is on the list already, why I go dey rush go school??...I wan go wedding tomorrow & holiday dey my school throughout next week...