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brainyl: Please does anyone knw if it ΨåS̤̈̊ still possible t̶̲̥̅̊​o̶̲̥̅̊​ serve in etisalat during the last posting..

...Its possible...

ik121: Evry r/shp must NOT end in marriage. How old du tink i am? I'll like 2 marri my nysc babe abeg, they comm wit less wahala.

...And one more thing sir...How sure are you that NYSC babes come with 'less wahala'??...If that is true, more reason why you should forget her & be patient till you meet your "NYSC babe"...

ChuksBlaze: whats up u guys long time have being fighting with my school and i think i may not be able to met the reg deadline

Hmmmm....Nawao!...It is well bro....It is well!

Tmany: Not all ladies are beautiful too

#GBAM#....You're xo xo on point bro!

ik121: Evry r/shp must NOT end in marriage. How old du tink i am? I'll like 2 marri my nysc babe abeg, they comm wit less wahala.

My brother, I never disputed that...By saying;

[quote author=Gods-child]...I see no point in dating someone you never intend to marry...[/quote]...I meant; What is the purpose of dating someone you DON'T plan to marry??...Of course, every car you 'Test Drive' must not end up being bought...But what is the point in test driving, if you actually NEVER planned to buy the car??...That's why I advised you to let it go!

ik121: (i luv ha somuch bt i dnt plan marryin ha)

Every relationship must NOT & can NOT end in marriage...But at least, marriage should be hoped for...As a disciplined child & a Christian, that is my own Philosophy...

'Age' is just a number sir, 'Stage' matters more...

Abbasufi: D RIZIN WE SUBTRACT 11 DAYS IS because D ISLAMIC CALENDAR IS LUNAR ND GREGORIAN USES SOLAR BUT SINCE IN ISLAM U MUST SYT D MOON DEN IT CAN VARY DIS YEARS FASTIN WAS FOR 30DAYS NOT 29 RMEMBA?

Hmmmmm!....ABBASUFI has spoken!!!...Lets see how it goes sha....Thanks Boss!!!

dlex21: Bros...U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ no sabi check!!!
Yw!!!

Issorai ooo!...Please don't blame me sir, I only have a degree in Applied Physics...That's why I'm happy to have guys like you around....

princessmia: if its 26th(a friday), then there won't b public holiday on 29th(monday). Except if its on 27th(highly unlikely) den we would b given monday as public holiday except for some northern state govt dat can add 1 more day

Uhmmmm!...But its FG's policy to declare 2 working days as public holiday during 'Ramaddan' & 'Ileya'...I still don't understand why Monday won't be a public holiday if it falls on 26th...

psoto: ‎​♏v̶̲̥̅ dear, that's why there's a time-table. The most important thing is τ̅☺ get ready against the 6th day of November. The only constraint for some will just be the state they'll be posted τ̅☺. Shikena.

My dear...If you're from my school, you won't be saying that ooo...I know people that have missed camp because they didn't collect their call-up letter on time...Getting ready is not the main issue, collecting the letter on time is...You dig??

emrino: Death Recorded barely two weeks in2 Training sm1 from Plateau State. So sad, after all the struggle.

Mehn!....Nawao!!!...So such things really happen...How's it going bro??...Hope not too stressful sha??...Lord is your strength....

psoto: Evening House Mates. Hope you all had a great day?

Good evening...Yeah, we did...How about yours??

dlex21: Ehen nah! Iڪ it not from the link u'll get U̶̲̥̅̊я answer?? Well itz 26th...confirmed!!!

Hmmmmm...Yeah, I checked & all I saw was links...None of them had the date...It even directed me to old threads on NL sef...Issorai, lets wait & see sha...It means there will be a public holiday on 29th only...That's encouraging...Thanks!!!

dlex21: Ileya is 26th...U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ can google it 2 confirm

Nope, I think you're wrong...Google gives links, not answers...

Roll Call!.....


XQUIRE...........absent
KRYSSTIE.........absent
BOUNTYMAN........absent
PSOTO............absent
PRODAM...........absent
SBABAJ...........absent
FADINUS..........absent
YEMCOGUY.........absent
BREZZY.............absent
DRSHEDDY..........absent
RIDWAN.............absent
ZUBBAINO.........Absent
CHUKS..............Absent!!
SEXY:IFY.........Absent!!!
KIKELOMO.........Absent!!!!!

Ermmmm, I know FADDY posted at 12:58am but he said "NYT HOUSE" & it counts for the previous day, not today...KIKE has reached 5 stars, so its time to say goodbye until she comes back to redeem her commitment to the House...IFY is getting closer...I hope they're fine sha...It is well!

Dahrach: Gc, good evening..am stil on d mata oo..still looking unto God...am not really bothered...if i dnt get it dis week..i wil come home nd relax till nxt batch..

Don't worry, you will get it...Just keep looking unto GOD...It is well!

CY09: For me what matters is knowing my name is among batch c, and that will be confirmed on Tuesday...Anytime wey dem like, make dem bring call up, wetin i know be say i go everly enter camp...#shikena#

HEhehheheheheehee.....Omo, me no wan late reach camp ni jare...And I wan farabale prepare for my journey...lolzzz

CY09: am sure he just brought this up to make the evening interesting...wad up with you bro?

I'm good Chief...Cool as ever...How your side??...

CY09: Guy if you dunno what to put on, i can provide you with wrapper and blouse, this will make you so spectacular on that day...shebi you wan dey fashionally exceptional?

hehehehahhahahahohoohoho....You want him to look like a Dibia!!!... ....The guy read Statistics nah, not History!!....LWKMD4H!!!!

ogbeche77: Consult with the likes of Sexkillz & Freshdude here...https://www.nairaland.com/romance
They should be of help

Mehn!...That "Romance" section has been so egregiously supererogated...I won't advice my enemy to go there with an expectation...They're so fond of yabbing & making things more complicated...

CY09: Hehehehehehhahahahahahahohohohohoho!
What where you expecting when you were bleeping other gals?
Take heart bro, is simply law of Karma!
...i know sey dis na one of your cock and bull stories cos the story doesn't just add up.

Hmmmm...You're xo xo on point!...Funny to see that we posted almost at the same time...Exactly what I was thinking..."What Goes Around, Comes Around"

ik121: Guyz plz i nid ur advice. My gurl is cheatin on me. Nt jus cheatin, she'z havin sex wit a dude named kenneth. I somuch luv nd trust ds gurl. V dun somuch 4 her. I'v bn suspectn ds cos she'z bn avoidin me lately. We had a misundastndn las9t nd i seizd her iphone, she fot me nd i tuk d fon bak nd dropd ha sim 4 her. i bot dat fon 4 her, iwent tru inbox nd sent items, Gosh!!! Am so dumbfounded. Am so hurt. (i luv ha somuch bt i dnt plan marryin ha) plz watdu i do? D fon is stil wit me.

Hmmmmm...I'm as confused as Jonathan!...

But IK, if I may ask, have you been faithful to her??...

And since you never planned marrying her, I think you should just let it go...I see no point in dating someone you never intend to marry...My 2 kobo ooo!

princessmia:
Key dates on MY timetable:

*Delivery of Call-up letters to Institutions...
[size=13pt] 29th -31st October, 2012 [/size]

*2012 Batch 'C' Orientation Course Starts on the..
[size=13pt] 6th -27th, November, 2012 [/size]


Good evening pretty ladies and 'ok' guys.
Hope the weekend went well?

House!...I don't know if you're thinking what I'm thinking...

A friend hinted me that its likely for ILEYA day to fall between 28/29 of October...In that case, a public holiday would be declared on 29th & 30th(Monday & Tuesday)...That means NYSC might not be able to deliver the letters on the proposed days...

I hope our Muslim brothers & sisters would help clarify the ILEYA assumption...But if its true, my prayer is that NYSC should make amendments ooo...Cos it won't be nice if letters reach my school on Wednesday!...4 working days before camp opening!...And that's if we're lucky, it might arrive on Thursday or Friday sef!...

Funny enough, LAUTECH is so talented when it comes to delaying actions...

Uhmmmm!!!...#HeavySigh#....Finally, finally! My school has sent names to Abuja, since all these days!...And someone has helped me confirm that my name is there...To GOD Be The Glory!!!

@DAHRACH, please what's the 411 from your school??...Have they sent the stuff from UK yet??...

Abbasufi: MY PEOPLE,WHAT DOES CY,GC,MYPSOTO,PRINCESS,SBABAJ,DAHRACH HAVE FOR ME TODAY? PLEASE DONT SAY NOTHING!

You too say something nah...What do you have for us today??...Tell us about your hobbies, likes & dislikes....

psoto: Tell them o.
ABBASUFI must be the oga there.
And for the records, I'm not in the "Air Force" o.

Hmmmm...And 'Off The Records' nko ooo??...

Abi you want to claim "Navy"??....Mammy Water things!!!...Rotfl...

UcLloyd: Hi House, can see we've moved into a new house....guess I missed a lot...happy 2be back

Plz I have a question, with all these Govt ppa policy, can one push his ppa to a private coy? Am asking cuz a friend asked to help me with one of dem oil coyz...plz how can I go about it if itz possible?

Yeah bro!...Its good to see you're back, how have you been??...

My brother, na Naija we dey oooo & anything can happen!...Its possible for one to push his PPA to a private company...We've discussed something like that before in House 2...Alright, let me help you out with the excerpts;...

psoto: Morning boss. But a friend was telling me yesterday that her friend serving in Oyo was able τ̅☺ runz it τ̅☺ MTN and another one τ̅☺ GTB. She claimed you have τ̅☺ know PEOPLE both in NYSC and in the company you wish τ̅☺ serve.
The new policy is disheartening and even discouraging. It has really got me thinking!

CY09: Morning my fair lady...As regards runsing your service to a private establishment, that is very simple but that does not make it legal...Take for instance me, i already work with a company and wouldn't wanna leave it cos of the so called service, all i have to do is make sure i runz my posting to Lag where i am and where ever my PPA is i liase with the Principal or head of my PPA...What usually happens is that, some principal will like to share your allowee with you or you may be asked to pay certain amount to for him/her to play along with you...When this is done all you are obliged to do is the usual signing or whatever they do @ the end of the month @ NYSC secretariat, shikena!

...So UC, I hope CY's brief delineation has answered your question to an extent...

Abbasufi: WHERE IS EVRY1 DIS IS SO UNLIKE DIS HAUS. CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IS BACK. REAL MADRID WE DEY

Lolzzzz...Shey you be Real Madrid fan??...

psoto: Moi? Every night? Kai...See people lying against me o.
τ̅☺ the question, I wasn't pulling your legs o.

Issorai ooo...Lets see what happens again this night sha....#LipsSealed#

Roll Call!.....


OSOTA.............absent
YEMCOGUY.........absent
HORBASCO.........absent
BREZZY.............absent
DRSHEDDY..........absent
RIDWAN.............absent
WOLEBS.............absent
ZUBBAINO.........Absent
CHUKS..............Absent!
SEXY:IFY.........Absent!!
KIKELOMO.........Absent!!!!

It is well!.....

SBabaJ: She Has Gone Far In The Hierarchy Oh!
Respect!

#whispers#...You don't wanna get on her bad side bro!...Watch out!!!

SBabaJ: Princess Sounds Like A Good Cook....We Shall Have To See...A Trial Will Either Convince Us Or Convict Them!

Oh yeah!...Lets see what they have to offer...I've dropped it in the kitchen sha....

psoto: #Clears Throat#
Uhn hun... How come you know that much about "Air Force" things? #Eyes Rolling#
What's "AVM"?

HAhhaha..Why won't I??...Shebi we see you on NL every night!...AVM, so you don't know your rank as Air Vice Marshal again??...Abi you're just pulling my legs...