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CertifiedNaija:
Damilola and her soldier Boo boo, Akin, are getting married soon, and here are their lovely pre-wedding photos...



http://www.certifiednaija.com/2017/01/check-out-this-lovely-military-pre.html?m=1

bangging:
yoruba no get fine girls?

rattlesnake:
Beauty has lost meaning...let her go to finland sha she will win

ikp120:
Na wa o. But some guys are really foolish.

You married a lady hence she began to share everything you own with you. Then you still mumu go buy car carry give her... Bros why not add the car to the fleet of cars in the house if you must buy a car? It is just like buying a piece of land for your wife . Olodo look for something that she could exclusively personalize and buy for her.
The paper says it is hers, but she knows very well that it is not "my own", but "our own", except she wan crash the marriage ni.

Na this kinda small small foolishness dey scatter marriages o... The guy one day (after offending the wife) go just need to use the car when the wife is not making use of it, probably because other cars in the house ain't in good shape, the wife go just flare up, "That car is my own ***shaking waist like aturu Oghara*** "... My guy go be like, "But we are married and should share everything"... Olodo shut up! No be gift you buy for her ni?

A gift is a personal belonging, even in marriage; so the lady has every right on earth to deny you the privilege to use the car... Na so the tension go take start o. He should have looked for something more personal with little or no likelihood of being shared by the both of them, like expensive jewelry, watch, etc, and buy for her.

Marriage no dey like dating where everybody dey their own; in marriage, una dey together and dey share everything together o

Her name might be on the particulars, but it is still not exclusively for her except she wanna strain the marriage.

#MyOpinion

iykekelvins:
[color=#099999]Would get mine an even better one... God's willing.[/color]

Bahddo:
That's probably the reason for the breakup. Dude discovered the girl he thought was his was riding multiple dicks and is about to marry one.

ObiOmaMu:
The iconic story was shared by Noah...

8 years is enough time to get anyone a Bachelor's degree, master's degree and about 2 years working experience. What a wawu!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/01/lady-gets-engaged-two-weeks-after-ex.html

ceejay80s:
Its called beauty pageant and not intelligent pageant

AutoJoshNG:
Learn how to change car tyres like a “Boss Lady”. You don’t have to call LRU or that guy that is 50 miles away..

https://autojosh.com/change-car-tyres/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPSCF3hmEJ0

jordinsparkles:
words from a baby

Chrisrare:
Somebody's future wife and mother.. 90% of nigerian women are worthless and have nothing good to add to society.

eyeview:
See somebody's future mother

Ecosystem4u:
Dont mund the CHEAP girl she has been masturbating all over dis thread lately

Ecosystem4u:
Shud I say is mediocerty n nepotism that governs ur emotion. I shud support her for a title she doesn't deserve all because she is African. Thats the more reason why Africa is backward in the real sense. Grow up dude grow up!!!!

jordinsparkles:
are u sure of what you're saying? So what do u have to say about the miss world pageant? Is it an African pageant? They ask the contestants questions don't they? Think before you talk.

Joavid:
explain...

dragonking3:
These are all foreign beauty pageants were they asked questions and some of the contestants failed. it is obvious you are a white man slave or inferiority complex dey worry you.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUSbnTDMbQY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qeXKLUV3ho

dragonking3:
This is just dumb. In every beauty pageant they must answer questions to test their level of intelligence. So stop being ignorant. Any contestant that doesn't answer properly will loose out even if she is fine. Fact.

Ask yourself why they ask question in beauty pageants if it involves only beauty?

Benita27:
She didn't bribe.
She must have done exceptionally in terms of intellectual capabilities.

dragonking3:
It is obviously you are simple minded and dont know that beauty pageants requires not only beauty but brains too. Ever wondered why they always ask the contestants questions towards the end of the show? I will help your simple mind. The reason is to test their reasoning capabilities. If a contestant is beautiful and still answer questions like an idiot, then sorry that person wont win..

dragonking3:
Nigerians should stop being dumb and learn to support their own no matter what. Who knows if she is the only intelligent one there, others might be finer than her but she might be the smartest.

metro4:
The Lagos State Police Command has arrested Sahara Reporters’ publisher, Omoyele Sowore, over alleged money laundry publication in which a London base Journalist and Checkout International Magazine’s publisher, Lekan Fatodu, was indicted of assisting Nigerian politicians in moving money out of the country.

www.metronaija.com gathered that Sowore was arrested at his house in Lagos and moved to area F at Ikeja on Wednesday after Fatodu, who was said to had lodged complain to police, received tip about the Sahara reporters’ boss appearance in the state and reported to nearby police station for his immediate arrest.

http://www.metronaija.com/2017/01/photo-police-arrests-sahara-reporters.html

donfemo:
Nigeria, we can scam our way to anything sha

davodyguy:
He's a top striker playing for Afonja FC and scoring against Biafra United

MxtaMichealz:
[img]https://3.bp..com/-ttatPkXY1mM/WHYRxD056VI/AAAAAAAAWBQ/nTWRwwVRSbI8f2dEBG98Kh8wwLcF6dWIwCLcB/s1600/extr.png[/img]
He shared this on his instagram page..

http://thearticleng..com/2017/01/an-extraordinary-lady-ffk-gushes-about.html
cc; lalasticlala

Mologi:
All this girls around the bride.....
one of them must have f*cked the groom....

#justthinkingaloud....

knostbrown01:
While other men share photos of their wives to be followed with endearing words, Charles Mtika, a malawian journalist took to his Facebook account to share a photo of his wife and called her a witch and expressed fears that she would kill him.

This world tired person sef

Source:http://tagnaija..com.ng/2017/01/malawian-journalist-accuses-his-wife-of.html

iamakbar:
Guaranteed you’ve been in a conversation with a girl and you were like “Ugh, I just wish there were emoji’s to express this!” Like yea there are now! As sexting is more than just a conversation, with the Durex BBM stickers- it can be an art, a creative medium through which to express your inner most sexual desires. Any grown man or woman knows there is no need to be coy when it comes to being an avid “sexter” as you are empowered enough to know what you want and ask for it.
Being comfortable enough to discuss your sexuality is key to having a safe and better sex life. Now the Durex BBM emoji is an easy way to playfully connect with your partner on an intimate level. These are some of the stickers:

2 Hands: This lil' number is like the missionary position of the emoji sex game. It can also be “Fingering approach” for fore play.

Eggplant: Easily seen as a representative of the male genitals. The eggplant is always a solid go-to (pun intended) for a normal-sized dude.

Cherries: The cherries are mostly used to sexually represent a normal size female breasts.

Pilled Off Maize: The Maize is a more descriptive way to sexually refer to a male part especially uncircumcised male genitals.

Apple: A sexual representation of the female buttocks.
Cucumber: This is quite popular as it is used to describe a more than average male sexual organ.

Missionary Style sticker (Safe Sex)

Banana: This another solid go to describe a normal sized dude

Durex Condom (Safe Sex)

Titty Sexing: The egg plant in between what watermelon, you get the picture.  If you want your partner to hump your chest but don't feel like saying it out loud, these emoji will come to your rescue.

Straw berry: An easy go to for dudes to describe the female sexual organ.

DTS:  It may not be your go-to position, but if you're sexting and want to let your partner know you're DTS (down to starfish), this emoji combo will serve you well.

Mouth Action: The emoji combo represents the pre-intimacy act. If you want to tell your partner you can swallow during Mouth Gig this will just be suitable.

Hand Job: The emoji combo is a go to represent jerking.

Shower or Bath tub Sex: These sticker combo will come to your rescue if you are trying to describe a bath sex.

Banana and Doughnut: These emoji combo can be used to represent a lot of sexual foreplays, Mouth Action, licking etc.

Doggy Style: Fancy poodle emoji is the only option for expressing your desire for doggy. It's so much classier than the little mutt that most people would gravitate toward. And is there a more stylish and effortlessly cool emoji than sunglasses guy? Not that I’m aware.

Cunnilingus: You have to give love to get love, this is the easiest way for the ladies to tell the guys to give some oral magic.

Boner: Well a creative emoji for guys to tell ladies they are Hot or hard.

Getting Kinky: The combo is a take of 50 shades, it can be used to express ones kinky desire. There’s like a 11% chance that this will work, if you don’t want to say too much.

So whether you’re hitting up a cutie you met at the bar, sliding into a girl’s DMs, or chatting with your partner, Let’s face it, these Durex BBM stickers is probably going to do better than any creepy word you use.

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sexymoma:
u mumu small.. if i be ya gurlfriend nd i dey read ya comment... i go jos cover eye for you.. our last born nor fit reason like this ooo..nor make me yarb you ooo.. well kids don many for nl

sexymoma:
so cos i never hol 2m for my life make i come dey run after the person wey just get luck collect 2m, why i nor fit work for my own 2m... u reason am at all?