talktonase:
Seun and his afonja crew will take this to front page.Nonsense!!

Whizpeter:


SOURCE: http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/219890-thousands-troop-see-mystery-trees-ogun.html

opeyemiieblog:
Olukoya: "Women Who Give MouthAction & Swallow Sperm Are Cannibals"

Twitter user Temitope Inyang(@MercyKudy) few hours ago posted a Tweet, saying that Mountain of Fire and Miracles General Overseer Dr Daniel Olukoya during a recent Church programme said that any woman who performs MouthAction on a man is ‘a cannibal who had dined with the devil’

http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/01/mfms-go-dr-olukoya-sparks-online.html?m=0

lilyqueen:
"HARMLESS" THINGS PEOPLE DO THAT LEAD TO ILLICIT SEX


1.Calling everyone dear, dearie, dearest, sweet, sweetie, and all those "harmless" pet names.


2. Calling and allowing the opposite sex to call you sexy, curvy, angel, idol, etc.


3. Pouting your mouth and posting the picture on the social media (You give more focus on the lips).


4. Turning your bum to the camera and posting the picture on the social media. Same for ladies who focus more on the chest region.


5. Hugging, touching and embracing every Tom, Dick and Harry.




6. Allowing the opposite sex give you sexy compliments and secretly or publicly enjoying the compliment e.g. "I like your figure", "You've got kissable lips," "Your moustache makes you look so sexy," "Your height is tripping. I like guys who are muscular and six feet tall."



7. You allowed your EX back into your life.



8. You allow the opposite friend to visit you anyday, anytime.


9. You visit the opposite sex friend anyday, any time.



10. You flirt "harmlessly"with the opposite sex.


11. As a married man/woman, you chat with the opposite sex far into the night

12. You give "harmless" pecks and kisses.


13. Your dates are always done in lonely places.


14. You counsel and pray with the opposite sex in a lonely or dark room.


15. You end up having emotional and physical sexual affair and lose yourself respect for life!


These things look harmless but have very serious implications.

Jesus says "Flee all appearances of evil"! No, you don't wait until that guy/lady ask for sex before you run!


You run at the beginning! Say NO to things that are not proper,

say NO to words that turn you on, say NO to people that makes you feel "hot!"


Avoid situations and environments that encourage sin.



Keep your chastity. Keep your testimony. God bless you. Cheers!

importexpert:
In my previous article i discussed about how to get your ex-girlfriend back and guys in the house were happy about the tips. today, all those ladies that still needs Tunde/Bello their ex-boyfriend, today "na your day just do shakara ".

Sometimes, we think a break up is the best thing after bread and butter when things go south in a relationship. Emotions are boiling, swords are drawn, words are exchanged and then we decide it is best we go our separate ways.

It is however surprising when you discover that the person who seemed to cause you pain is one your heart will not let go. The heart will always want what it wants. So, what if after a break up, you discover that you still love your ex-boyfriend? Forget what many people say (especially on nairaland). A modest figure of 60% of people in relationships have experienced break up at some time.

So why did they get back? Because the break up gave them time to assess themselves and showed them how valuable the relationship they had was. So, if you still love your ex, don't be shy about it or deny it. Even marriage will have its own issues, and you can't opt out because of it. No, you stay to fix it.

Getting your ex-boyfriend back is not an impossible task. It will just require considerable effort if your relationship was real while it lasted. Here are a couple of things you can do to get him back.

1. Is it worth it:

You need to really be sure if your ex is worth going back to. If he has serious issues like cheating or assault, kindly save yourself from unnecessary future pain and invest your precious energy in to other productive activities. That means it is pointless following the points in this article. If he is worth it, you may then proceed.

2. How did the break up come about:

The first step to treating an illness is accurate diagnosis. You need to know what caused the problem. Was it from your end or it was his fault? Many a time, we lay the entire blame for the failure of a thing on our partner simply because we are the alternative. Even if he was at fault, you need to see the role you may have played in it.

3. Work on yourself:

Rather than mope about, improve your character. Work on your attitude and let go of bad habits that you may have. Also, take out time to change your looks. Obviously, this is one way of attracting his attention since men are creatures of sight. Make a new hairdo, get yourself new outfits and engage in exercise if need be. Those two are absolutely important. While your looks may attract him, your new character will keep him with you.

4. What kind of man is he:

You stand a brighter chance of having him back since you know him. And the good news is, guys are basically single celled. I mean we are easy to understand and predict once you know us. How does your ex like you to relate with him? You should know your way. How does he like to have issues settled?

5. Mutual friends can come in handy:

It is will help if you let close mutual friends that you both share know about your intentions. However, you need to be choosy about who you approach. Not every friend that smiles with you roots for your relationship with him. Intimate them of your plans and get their advise on how to go about it. They are your invaluable asset here.

6. Agree with him:

Agreeing with him does not necessarily mean that he is totally right and you are wrong. Instead, it means you choose to see things from his perspective and acknowledge that his opinion is valid. Wherever there is a misunderstanding, you need to find the understanding that I missing. Be humble in your approach and gentle with your choice of words.

7. Apologize for your fault:

Since we already established that both parties have their share in the blame, apologize for your faults. If your ex is thoughtful, he will naturally feel obligated to own up to his wrongs. However, you need to take some time before you implement this stage. Rome was not built in a day. Don't try to rush the process.

all the best sister as you amend your relationship. feel free to ask questions or post your comments in the comment box.

My next article is not going to be funny for all the runs girls in the house. i will show you how to know that Funke/Amina is a runs girl so you can back out early .

KingstonDome:

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Cc: lalasticlala

Elijahrona:
I never knew anointing is by inheritance.

If the church is really from God, i don't think the next person would be his son. Anyway sha watin concern me.

Btw check out awesome articles in my blog

sweetlaw:




I should go fvck myself? How about I u fvck instead, mumu. E pain u bah? Next time u learn how to use that gutter u call mouth.

fuckmeharder:
*Winners chapel General overseer Bishop David oyedepo retires*

The church popularly known as Winners Chapel is about to witness a change of baton as the first son of Oyedepo, David Oyedepo Jnr is set to take over the leadership of the church from his father Bishop Oyedepo who has been at the helms of affair of the church since inception come Sunday, January 10.

Oyedepo Jnr who is the resident pastor of the London Branch of the Winners Chapel is expected to be at the leadership forum of the Church holding on Saturday at Canaanland Ota where he would be officially presented to the leaders of the Church as the new resident pastor in charge of the Faith Tabernacle, Ota.

As the resident pastor of Faith Tabernacle, Ota, he is expected to oversee the activities of the church worldwide and forward such to his father, Bishop David Oyedepo. There is possibility of alignment and re-alignment in the pastorate of the church with the coming of David Oyedepo junior as the resident pastor, as some pastors are likely to be redeploy, to pace way for the young ones in the ministry.

https://www.naij.com/689904-bishop-david-oyedepo-winners-chapel-retires-see-takes-photo.html

pappicole:
My ex that got married 2years ago called me earlier this month asked if I am around, she want to have nice time with me and when I am coming I must not come with my girl Fwend. If this kind offer comes to you what would u do?

bamisepeters:
Naturally, humans are insatiable, when we have the best we still wish to have another best and on like that.

Little wonder there are more broken home this days due to cheating either by the man or the woman despite the increase in relationship counselors like many people will say.

This is not particular to a certain gender anymore like we use to have the male cheating most times in those days, women are now proving to men they can do better.

The funny thing is that those that are cheating are the ones always on the trail of their partner just because they themselves are not clean.

They love their own partner to be reserved while they perform all sorts of miracles in bed with someone else's partner and will then come back home like saint.

They know all the moves as they are deep in the act, yet, they don't want their partner to be tasted by someone else.

If your partner shouldn't enjoy or be enjoyed why not just leave other people's partner alone?

I know no matter how hard we preach some people will never listen as cheating is innate to them.

Even when they are not looked for they themselves will turn on the Searchlight as they are never satisfied with anything and neither can they endure with the little they have, they want everything in their partner forgetting no Mr or Mrs right.

You cannot swallow your cake and still have it back as cake but waste.

Learn to be loyal to your partner, you signed for better for worse, so, you don't need to enjoy the for better together and make him/her feel the pains of the worst alone.

Even if you are cheating on your partner and your partner knows or otherwise and still loyal against all odds as he/she has accepted his/her fate, what will punish you will forever hunt you till you bite your fingers in regret.

No Mr/Mrs right, this is why marriage is for two imperfect beings coming together to submit their ego in order to make themselves perfect for just each other.

Leave other people's partner and make your home the perfect abode


Source: http://bamisepeters..com.ng/2016/12/dont-taste-other-peoples-partner-if.html

sweetlaw:




Women are useless? Like the women in ur family bah? Mumu

sixtuschimere:
Nigerian Rapper, Lynxxx’s sister, Yvonne tied the knot with her beau, Akinyemi in a beautiful ceremony at Labadi Beach Hotel, Accra, Ghana.

See photos after the cut.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/lynxxx-pretty-sisteryvonneweds-her-man.html?m=1

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Islie:








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epobot:


FATHER AGE MATE with a foul mouth, u av bin warned, its new year U beta be careful! a word is enof for the wise!

Oloniyan:
My Friend just confided in me the real reason he has been avoiding and evading any discussion that has to do with marital affairs.

This guy is a very handsome dude and a jovial kind of being. I noticed that since I've known him that he hasn't keep any relationship beyond 4 months. I used to brushed this off with the reason that my friend must be a playboy until yesterday evening when he opened up to me because of his 'High' state

He told me he was born out of wedlock and he was taken from his mother when he was just a year plus (as he was told) to be living with his paternal Grandmother. The Grandparents were farmers and they have little or no time to attend to his mental developments.

He told me that doesn't remember any bit about any 'reasonable' time spent with his real dad or mom before he lost them at his teens age.

Now to cut the story short, he said he couldn't bring himself to understand what a Parental care or love is. He doesn't know anything about family setup because the people he lived with in his early age were farmer that start their daily routine of farming as early as 6am and ends it around 6pm which hindered them from showing him that love or care he craves for.

The fear in his mind now is how he's gonna be relating with any woman he marry? How do families relate together? What does it takes to be a loving, caring and responsible father? Mind you these are what he couldn't get as a person to the extent that he has been finding it difficult to hold any lady down cos they used to complained that he is too cold. and he told me he is trying his possible best to be romantic.

He told me that he don't wanna be like his father or mother. He don't wanna fail his own family.

Dear Nairalanders, Please my guy needs mature advise cos he told me that he is contemplating impregnating any lady and accept the kid and not the mother. I told him he is on the way to creating another version of him.

Please Your Advise and counseling might save a traumatised fellow.

Mods.....please move this to front page for my guy sake....he is also a Nairalander and might see this. thanks

Xcelinteriors:

I give my husband for free cos he already paid my dowry and married me legally. And don't ever compare me with prostitute, you can do whatever you like with them and that is not my business

Xcelinteriors:
Good for the man. I don't know why a responsible man will stop so low to meet prostitute for intimacy. Disgusting set of people

lefulefu:
ok i get u.i guess why u hate this our new generation of naija ladies cos a number of dem are corporate oloshos and they have no feelings.but bros there are a few good girls around though its hard to see them.

sar33:
9th Secretary-General Antonio Guterres to United Nations, Amina Mohammed and others have arrived United Nations Headquarters in New York.This is António Guterres' first time as Secretary-General at United Nations Headquarters.

"Only global solutions can solve global problems and the UN is the cornerstone of that," he told UN staff.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/01/un-secretary-general-antonio-guterres.html?m=1

lefulefu:
lol d tin tire me sef.a young guy go spend all his life picking random oloshos for beer parlour and nightclubs and he go dey complain say all women are bad.if person wan get good woman na to work on himself first.u can't be a smoker and a chronic womaniser and expect to get a good woman.the type of women we go dey come ur way na street oloshos.

lefulefu:
ok dat explains it.since u also reside outside naija u can get a foreign lady to marry wit ease.but wait a second..why is it that many of u guys based abroad and married to white women sometimes come back home to secretly get married to nigerian women.u hear some of these guys who do it complain dat white ladies refuse to learn how to cookthey don't respect their spouses and bla.hmm shows dat human wants are unlimited.

Greatzeus:
Bros, every marriage has its own challenges, I am telling you,if you hear some others women's fault in marriage, you'll give testimony about your wife.
Yes I know her habit regarding finance is not OK,but she could change if you convince her,that your cutting down on spending is for the good of the family, not that you don't want to spend. Cos sincerely that's what she thinks,that you have the money enough,but you don't want to spend it on your family. You know women don't think deep like that,no of fence intended.

overcomer123:
How do couples with different spending patterns cope

my partner is driving me crazy, we have been fighting about everything that has to do with money, she is kinda of lavish and i am prudent. It is really frustrating, she sees me as a miser. She has this idea the higher the cost the more quality, but i know this is not necessary the case. at least from experience, i know how people inflate prices , i try to spend on actual value. I have sat her down and explained to her. How we should nt waste, she promises to change but next thing she is back to the basics.

I also think i may be partially responsible for this, during our courtship, i use to lavish her with very expensive gifts. which to me shd nt be a crime, I wasnt spending beyond my means and there is nothing wrong in giving your woman some exclusive treats once in a while what now bothers me is she expects the cinderella story will continue forever.

There was a day the argument got so intense, she began to say very uncool stuff, on hw she know i hate spending on her and always complain. i really felt hurt. She never looks at the big picture, it is always the most expensive stuff she wants, whenever we do anything.

Our counseling was rushed and proper attention wasnt given to finances and all, everyone just believes she is a well behaved girl. We just got married, I really dont know how i missed this earlier during courtship, but it really causing alot of whahala in our home. The funny part is most of this so called expenses are usually to be solely footed by me. My wife has not for one day called me to say she too will contribute this amount for this or that. I dont complain, or expect, where i have problem is when i decide to pay and she complains it is nt good enough. Am sure if her money was involved she would understand what i mean.

Currently i earn more than her, i found a temporary solution which is to keep her out of the financial decisions, Whenever. i want to buy stuff for the house I dont consult her anymore, i just go and buy the stuff and return home showing her i bought it, instead of the normal asking her which is better and she picks and we begin to fight and argue. This is temporal and actually not the best but what can i do? The fights are just getting to me.

When we started i used to expose her to how much I had and all and plans to maybe get a land and all and maybe start bulding. She knows how much i earn and all. but i dont think she is matured to handled some of these things. And i guess cos she knows of the money available (my saivngs) this is why she just goes for the most expensive and all and just acts lavish.

I had to lie to her that i was scammed of several of millions through MMM to make her forget about the available cash.

Just imagine the rubbish i have to go through.

See me see whahala , me and my own wife again.

Is anyone dating a partner with an opposite spending habit.

Can you share and let me learn how you overcame this problem.

TheMascot:
abi ooh, but some yeye boys will want to support anything in skirt, I guess he is one of those newbies drooling over all these online celebrity with nothing tangible in real life

TheMascot:


Mr girls defender..

Voltron, Defender of the universe

Dey didn't call you, you just came to do back up

MTN back up,

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sosoliso
well done

uncle, did you see any part were she said she was going to develop her potentials, she was clearly saying she would dump any guy with just potential for a ready made one..

this is 2017, look before you leap..read well before you support.

emperormossad:

No he won't. He will never do such a thing...not after calling them apes. Sometimes I wonder if people compose and type before proof-reading it or the phone just automatically sends it. He'll make billions and marry a rich non-naija girl who'll work her a**e out for him. I'm very sure.

lefulefu:
lol but bros wit d way u hate naija girls who u go come date na? Abi u based outside naija? If u in naija weda u like it or not na nigerian woman u go end up wit as a wife.

lovelygurl:



Oh and are you decent yourself