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Romance / Re: Man Cancels Wedding In Anambra, A Day To D-Day After He Caught Fiancée Cheating by goingape: 4:49pm On Dec 30, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Don't mind am....the guy get chronic self esteem undecided
I think the guy is okay being single for the rest of his life grin
so I should come and marry you undecided


it is better to be single than to fall into the hand of oloshi
Romance / Re: Man Cancels Wedding In Anambra, A Day To D-Day After He Caught Fiancée Cheating by goingape: 4:35pm On Dec 30, 2016
ItsQuinn:
Why are you angry? Aren't your female family members part of the 99.9% you stated earlier?

Family / Re: Twitter User Slams Feminists, Teaches Them "How To Keep A Home" by goingape: 12:03pm On Dec 30, 2016
trendyrammy:
Twitter user, ‏@MaiNhiya has slammed feminists and gender equality in Nigeria, saying wives are meant to "take good care of the home".

http://www.trendyrammy.com.ng/2016/12/twitter-user-slams-feminists-reminds.html
we only have two group of female in Nigeria.



1.the gorillas


2. females behaving like gorillas parading as feminist.


rest assure! we dont have feminist.

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Romance / Re: Man Cancels Wedding In Anambra, A Day To D-Day After He Caught Fiancée Cheating by goingape: 11:27am On Dec 30, 2016
Doctorfitz:
....


Tell that to ur elder brother in the presence of ur siblings and c if they won't slap sense into u
i was surprise on what that woman was vomiting!

imagine! just look at what she is talking

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Romance / Re: Man Cancels Wedding In Anambra, A Day To D-Day After He Caught Fiancée Cheating by goingape: 11:24am On Dec 30, 2016
youngjoy:
if it was the man dat cheat now it would just be am sorry and wedding continue.. this is not fair.. am sure the man didn't love her das y. bcus if he does then dis is not enough reason..... no one is perfect, we all have our short coming
this is not fair because she cheat undecided


God! what the hell are you even talking about!

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Romance / Re: Man Cancels Wedding In Anambra, A Day To D-Day After He Caught Fiancée Cheating by goingape: 11:05am On Dec 30, 2016
phatgirlz:
my dear no be small and d guy in question is my frnd,d wedding was supposed to be 29th nt 27th,OP get ur facts straight she was nt caught bt she was found pregnant for anoder guy......
chaiiiiiiiiii!!

women ohh!


women!!

truly! naija women are gorilla!

that guy just avoided holding a bastard child in his hand few years from now!

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Romance / Re: Man Cancels Wedding In Anambra, A Day To D-Day After He Caught Fiancée Cheating by goingape: 10:56am On Dec 30, 2016
LadyGeorge:



Including your mother
piece of Shiite

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Romance / Re: Man Cancels Wedding In Anambra, A Day To D-Day After He Caught Fiancée Cheating by goingape: 10:43am On Dec 30, 2016
okwadatigbogal:

yup they are...just like ur mom and sisters...idiot
piece of shiit!

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Romance / Re: Man Cancels Wedding In Anambra, A Day To D-Day After He Caught Fiancée Cheating by goingape: 10:04am On Dec 30, 2016
uruba23:
See as they are judging someone life on Nairaland without hearing the other party ,may be he meet her with a guy who happen to be a close friend you never know,but that doesn't mean I am supporting her since her so call cousin had decided to admit what he did not see with his eyes
use your Brain!

why will you be meeting your close friend just prior on your wedding day?

look at them undecided

useless set of women

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Romance / Re: Man Cancels Wedding In Anambra, A Day To D-Day After He Caught Fiancée Cheating by goingape: 9:43am On Dec 30, 2016
austinosita:


Help me ask ur fellow girls cheesy

And don't tell me to ask my fellow guys cos na una worse pass! smiley

See NL girls forming "holier than thou" as if they don't have more than 1 bf......(alternative)

95% of Naija babes are not faithful........quote me anywhere
your 95% is too small ohh!

suppose to be 99.9% of naija female gorillas are not faithful.

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Romance / Re: Man Cancels Wedding In Anambra, A Day To D-Day After He Caught Fiancée Cheating by goingape: 9:40am On Dec 30, 2016
Florblu:
Damn!is been faithful that difficult?
when you have a hole between your yansh why won't faithfulness being that difficult undecided

have you ever seen a dustbin hole empty?

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Romance / Re: Man Cancels Wedding In Anambra, A Day To D-Day After He Caught Fiancée Cheating by goingape: 9:29am On Dec 30, 2016
Doctorfitz:




Dem just like peni.s pass their own future who does that? Girls
lol!
I'm telling you!

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Romance / Re: Man Cancels Wedding In Anambra, A Day To D-Day After He Caught Fiancée Cheating by goingape: 9:27am On Dec 30, 2016
Doctorfitz:
Smellymouth y are girls like this? Y dem put their sense for leg?



Which kain generation of girls con dey this life sef... Abi Na shawarna block their brain or Na ice cream?

Funny thing is they are all like this... I no believe until e happen to me.
once the thin happen to you, he go do you like magic.


our naija women have no value.

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Romance / Re: Man Cancels Wedding In Anambra, A Day To D-Day After He Caught Fiancée Cheating by goingape: 9:19am On Dec 30, 2016
rhymaholic:
A wedding billed to happen on 27th December 2016 was cancelled after the man Izuchukwu Ekweanua found out his proposed wife to be Uchechukwu Obi was still seeing another man days before the wedding. The traditional and white wedding was supposed to happen at Nnewi but got cancelled. The man have since announced on his Facebook page that the wedding is cancelled and the woman's cousin have confirmed what broke the proposed wedding off.

good man! good man!

those gorillas (naija women) are worthless piece of Shiite! never you take them serious.

if you are looking for a decent woman to settle down try your search on another country. our naija women are piece of Shiite! even a shiit have more value than them.

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Romance / Re: Hot Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Nigerian Couple by goingape: 8:06am On Dec 30, 2016
dinachi:

All I see is a female gold digger and a very foolish man paying her bills and claiming he is in love.
my nigga!

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Romance / Re: Hot Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Nigerian Couple by goingape: 8:01am On Dec 30, 2016
wydmag:
Tell me ladies don't like a masculine guy and I will tell you to get out of here!
Just look at their combination, they are cute together and simply compatible! Every lady want a man who will make her feel like a baby! Just look at the way the guy is carrying the girl anyhow!!
Guys! Keep fit upstairs (brain), middle floor (albs, biceps etc) and downstairs( I don't need to explain that one)
and money conquer all!


if you don't have money, every other thing is bullshit

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Romance / Re: She Has A Boyfriend But Still Likes Me by goingape: 12:55am On Dec 30, 2016
mizzyboy007:
keep going ape and stop talking nonsense....its poor peasants like you that girls deceive.... mumu
girls can't deceive me! But telling someone to keep banging one ape is another problem! undecided


What kind of advice is that!
Romance / Re: She Has A Boyfriend But Still Likes Me by goingape: 12:09am On Dec 30, 2016
mizzyboy007:
Guy, I'll give you the best advice you can ever get here... pretend to live her and agree to her terms, keep fvcking her pussay constantly till you are tired. then when you finally find the girl of your dreams, dump her sorry ass. those kind of girls don't deserve your kind of person.... Guy no dull oh. just do what I said and see how happy you will be. cheers.
someone will heavily bombard your daughter's an.us and dump her sorry ass.
and the process will keep going on with your female family members
Romance / Re: She Has A Boyfriend But Still Likes Me by goingape: 11:31pm On Dec 29, 2016
caukerzee:
Well it goes like this; I met this girl some months ago. I instantly had a liking for her reason being that she looked so much like an old friend. We got talking and as time went on, feelings began to set it. I made my intentions clear to her about wanting to date her and she was like "let's see how it goes". We hung out a couple of times, from the signs I was getting it became obvious that she was intrested in me.
One night we got chatting on whatsApp after we came back from an outing. I asked her: "hope you had fun today? " she replied: "yes. Thanks for making my day. It was generally a good day except that I'm having issues with my boyfriend ". ["Did I just hear boyfriend ?"; I said in my mind] Trying to play it cool I said: "Sorry about that". At this point I told many thoughts began to cross my mind. Not wanting to be a girlfriend snatcher I let it pass. We continued chatting. After a few convos she asked me: "Hope you're not hurt ?" "About?" (Pretending not to know what she was talking about ): I replied. "About the boyfriend stuff? "
"Nah...why should I?"
"But I have feelings for you and would have really like if we could work out I'm sorry ".
"Now I'm going to cry in my pillow for weeks (I said jokingly )".
"Lol. You're funny ".
"Do me a favour ".
"what ?"
"You're going to be responsible for getting me the second most beautiful and amazing girl now that I can not have you".
"Lol ".
Long story short, she began trying to convince me to give it a try. Telling me how her boyfriend stays outside town and how they only see once in a while. I let her know that I can't share my woman with another man, how I can't be the side guy. She kept insisting telling me to trust her. I still let her know that more than affection I need comitment and how it's impossible to be commited to two people and all the emotional baggage that comes with it (having witness a similar scenario ). She told me to pretend I didn't know about another man in her life. She kept insisting. I then asked: "If you have a boyfriend what that make me?"
"Boyfriend": she replied. We kept going back and forth about the scenario until I told her to forget it as I cannot be a "Backup plan". She claimed I did not care about her feelings.
The following evening her roommate called me asking me what I did to her friend and how she had been crying all evening. I felt bad and asked to meet so we could talk things over. I eventually agreed to date her giving her the following terms :
1. That she figures which of us she's going to continue with and a day will come when she has to decide or it's over.
2. That she never brings him up whenever we're together.
She was very happy and took the offer. Things got off to a great start. Time went on and we increasingly got fon of each other.
The first day we kissed, she told me she was feeling guilty. Trying not to be a drama queen, I reacted cooly. I just reminded her about our agreement of not bringing stuff like that up. She cries any time we have sextet and as time went on I made her feel comfortable about sex.
The relationship went on. We had fights, we reconciled every time like every other normal relationship.
A few days ago when she was supposed to leave town to her family for the Christmas, we had our goodbye sex and all that. We said our 'byes' and 'i miss you(s)' & parted ways. Latter that evening, she called me and was crying over the phone. I told her to calm down and tell me what the matter was. She told me that what she did with me earlier in the day, she did with the other guy. My heart shattred. I was so furious and didn't know what to say. I just ended the call. She kept calling and texting to apologise saying she won't bring him up again and that she needed someone to talk to at that point that's why she called. Ignored her for a while then I replied her; if she wants us to work out, she we have to meet up and talk about our relationship should be ideally. But she seems not to be able to make up her mind. I feel this is a typical case of trying to eat your cake and have it.
What do I do?
congrat bro!

you are now a professional mumu and now qualify to be the grand daddy of mumu united.


your prize is waiting for you! call your price and tell her that you will always be her imbeciile for life and you will stick to her no matter what her other qualify mumu (first boyfriend) do. tell your prize that you will be her backup imbeciile for life and anytime you got tired for your first mumu, you will be always there for her no matter the circumstances just like a dog waiting for his master.

Family / Re: My Brother's Girlfriend Has Finally Charmed Him, Help Me Ooo by goingape: 8:47pm On Dec 29, 2016
Freak101:
OMG this is on front-page??I didn't expect this

Please I'm a girl ohh,and I'm just 17 to y'all that think I'm a boy,edakun,I'm a girl and I'm just 17,how can I leave the house?where will I goto when my siblings are my only family??our Mom is late and we built the house together on her land that she left for us,we used to live in a landlord's house to those so we moved after her death and built a house even though she was already building it before her death, she built it to the window level so we built the rest and please lalasticlala can you remove this from front-page?tthese people replying are scary and I didn't expect this to be on front-page,I just needed a small audience sad but I got some warm answers though,thanks so much everyone please I appreciate your comments,God bless you all,God bless seun for opening this platform, it has blessed my night and I feel conforted..thanks lalasticlala I love your name,thanks to the remaining super mods,y'all are doing a great job here,God bless you all.

Season greetings
don't worry! those people asking you foolish questions are those blood sucking parasitic women parading as sheep.


don't be like those parasite like your brother's girlfriend and life got his way of rewarding people like you.
Family / Re: My Brother's Girlfriend Has Finally Charmed Him, Help Me Ooo by goingape: 8:42pm On Dec 29, 2016
epobot:




Are you a man or a woman? secondly, how old are u? Also pple do crazy things for love esp guys,so dont be too shocked. Happy holidays..pray for ur brother and try 2 be friends with his woman
when you have a male child from that dustbin hole between your leg and a woman suddenly turns his head!

you will ask that svpid question up there undecided


by the way! how old are you?
Family / Re: My Brother's Girlfriend Has Finally Charmed Him, Help Me Ooo by goingape: 8:24pm On Dec 29, 2016
Freak101:
This is the genesis of the whole issue and I would appreciate your sincere answer if you were in my shoes.

I have two siblings,including me we are 3 altogether and our mom is late, so the three of us stay together in one house we built together.

My brother has a girlfriend that spent a week with us this month and the first day, she was kinda sluggish which I hate like waking up around 7am and staying in bed till 11am, as expected, when you go to people's house, you do what they do, if they use only maggi to cook, you don't add your own seasoning, even if its not your boyfriend you're expected to do what they do and assist in every chores they do.

First night she cooked, she used something like onga to cook although it's not onga which purged me during that week but i endured. And she cooked "ewedu" that we don't eat at home, my brother never eats ewedu, but he ate it because of her, I was really shocked because even if he's hungry, he'll never eat your ewedu soup, but he ate it, I just assumed that it's love and I cleared it from my mind.

Until last week, he fought with my sister and punched her because she wasn't happy with the girl and she was giving her attitude, even me, I'm not happy with her, but I don't show it, but she showed it because she can't take it, so he punched her and she started bleeding profusely on her nose, and that was the first time I would see them fight though, they don't fight at all

That's not the end, he got her an infinix zero 4 in that same week, meanwhile my phone's touchpad is bad and he hasn't even said anything about it, he got her a 90k+ device, seriously guys, I'm angry and sad, I think this is getting out of hand already.

And he'll be asking me every time that "do I like her" but I really don't have an answer because I don't want to break his heart, I really don't have an answer for him, but I'm not happy with her vibe at all. She's a badluck.

Please what do you think?
our BASIC problem with we men is yansh!


no guy should ever buy his girlfriend which he has not yet married any gifts other than his sister or siblings!


your brother is a failure to your family since he care so much on his gorilla and leaves his family's need!




tell your brother that your gorilla will disappoint you and you will still come back to this family you neglected.
Education / Re: Nigerian Man Who Wrote JAMB 7 Times Tells His Story by goingape: 5:45pm On Dec 29, 2016
INTROVERT:
Oga, u try o. All is well that ends well...7 years don reach Uche serve hin master for onitsha become Oga himself.
but 7 years you still dey do ashawo undecided

when you won graduate?
Business / Re: Naira Reverses Gain, Drops To 490/dollar by goingape: 4:37pm On Dec 29, 2016
soji1992:

bro i hv tried using ur referal link but its not going
sorry for the late reply!


maybe you should use another browsers.


I checked it. it was working
Business / Re: Naira Reverses Gain, Drops To 490/dollar by goingape: 8:05am On Dec 29, 2016
Araoluwa005:
yinmu for you
yeah
Business / Re: Naira Reverses Gain, Drops To 490/dollar by goingape: 8:02am On Dec 29, 2016
thank God!
we bitcoins followers are gaining!



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Phones / Re: I Have 50k, What Phone Can I Buy With It? (good Battery, Ram And 4G) by goingape: 7:11pm On Dec 28, 2016
Braveryy:
Please I need answer, I don't want to waste this money on a chappy phone.

Thanks nairalanders
gionee M2017
Politics / Re: President Buhari Reacts To Sen. Okpozo's Death by goingape: 4:55pm On Dec 28, 2016
harbdulrasaq88:
Nigeria's President Muhammadu Buhari has expressed sadness at the death of a Second Republic Senator and member of the Board of Trustees of the All Progressives Congress, APC, Chief Francis Okpozo.

Okpozo died on Tuesday in Ozoro, Isoko North LGA in Delta state. He was aged 85 years.

In a statement released by his spokesman, Femi Adesina, Buhari said:

“The President hopes that all who mourn Senator Okpozo will carry forward his legacy of unwavering dedication to the unity of Nigeria, even as the nation would fondly remember his contributions to peace, development and justice in the Niger Delta.

“President Buhari prays that God Almighty will comfort the family of the late senator and grant the soul of the departed eternal rest.”

http://www.newshelm.com/2016/12/president-buhari-reacts-to-sen-okpozos.html

cc lalasticlala
rest in peace.



pls check my signature.
Romance / Re: Here Are The First Things Women Notice When They Meet Men They May Like by goingape: 1:26pm On Dec 28, 2016
Smoke2015:
When women notice men they like like to think he’s confident, smart, witty, funny, daring, adventurous, blah,blah,blah… Before all that, these are the first things most women would look out for in a man appearance-wise.

Here are the top 10 items any woman would look out for:

1. His shoes
2. His haircut
3. How he blends colours of what he wears
4. His smile…Kai..(At least he has to make sure he brushed that week)
5. His height (compared to his pictures)
6. His watch
7. How well ironed his shirt is
8. Eye contact
9. His sense of humor
10.How he treats people that work for him e.g waiters, cooks, his staff, drivers etc



http://mojidelano.com/2016/12/first-things-women-notice-when-they-meet-men-they-may-like/
and this is how we deceive gorillas undecided


nowadays women have to look beyond all this stuff if you are planning to settle down!


leave your 1-10 for the teenagers and kids.




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Nairaland / General / Re: See The Monitor Lizard I Caught In My Farm by goingape: 10:09am On Dec 28, 2016
sanyahkod:
I noticed the presence of several monitor lizards in my plantain farm and tried setting multiple traps to catch them but none worked.

Having watched lots of Ultimate Survival episodes on discovery channel as a fan of Bear Grylls, I decided to use one of his methods; the use of hooks.

So I bought 2 fishing hooks and used chicken intestine as bait. I did that around 7am.

A few hours later, look what I got!!!!
the different between you and animal is not that significant!

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Romance / Re: Man Kneels To Propose To His Girlfriend At Tropicana, Uyo (Photos) by goingape: 9:56am On Dec 28, 2016
chimere66:
Nigerian man Efukikata Edet yesterday surprised his girlfriend Emerald Macaulay with a proposal at Ibom Tropicana Gallery Uyo.He knelt down to propose and Emerald said yes and gave him the 'hug of life'.

We wish them the best as they tie the nut sooner.


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/12/nigerian-man-proposes-to-his-girlfriend_25.html?m=1
old man kneeing down for just one small girl.

rubbish

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