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Romance / Re: Girl Who Paid For Her Fiance's M.sc Cusses Him Out As He Marries Someone Else by goingape: 1:18pm On Sep 21, 2016
firstking01:
Some guys get mind no be small...just imagine, and she's fvcking pretty, what else was he looking for in a girlundecided…this is why "we the good guys" are suffering the consequences now cos no matter how you try to convince a girl of your genuine intentions towards her she will still think you have an ulterior motives against her...well, the curses might just have effect on him.
very true.


that's why I give up on women a long time ago.

Romance / Re: Girl Who Paid For Her Fiance's M.sc Cusses Him Out As He Marries Someone Else by goingape: 1:15pm On Sep 21, 2016
Vinshu:
Lol
So because you sponsored his M.sc means he must get married you? undecided
That lady must be daft
you are suffering from lack of brain!
Phones / Re: Chinese Man Buys Eight Iphone 7s For His Dog (Photos) by goingape: 10:09pm On Sep 19, 2016
DollarPikin:
cool tongue grin Aleast!Oyibo don show us once again say,them get sense pass blacks!He bought the phones 4 his loyal dog!If na black man,he prefer to buy am for one babe,not even his wife self oh!And the babe go use the phone to call and chat with another man!

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Romance / Re: "Ladies, Sometimes DM Him First Because You Might End Up Getting Married". PICS by goingape: 10:41am On Sep 19, 2016
ngobaby2264:
I'd never try it again. I'm kind of an unconventional person. Very open minded but from the experiences I've had I won't try it again. Most guys would just take the opportunity to break your heart and say after all, where you not the one that made the first move. First time, I had this close guy friend. I started developing feelings for him, after much effort I opened up to him on how I felt about him, he lied that he felt the same way about me. He just saw that as an opportunity. Until later I realized he had a girlfriend and he didn't deny it. Previously I asked if he had a girlfriend and he said no. The two other guys I tried to dm don't even notice me. So I've just given up on love for now. If it happens fine, if it does not life goes on. I'd just keep on being the best version of myself. P. S please is there a special way to understand guys? Especially when they tell you they love you but don't want to commit at the same time?
depending on the kind of guys you meet.

from your write up you have been meeting the wrong kind of guys all your life.

most of our ladies tend to see and likes guys base on what there wear (clothing, phones and so on) and tend to over look the one guy who is so simple minded, in other world materialism that's what is disturbing ya people.

on Facebook case or social media don't always DM the guy who have more that 200 friends and above. how will that guy take you serious undecided

also in social media there are the shy ones who don't tend to have so many frds. but in the end ya women will be having close to 1000 friends on social media! why will we take you girls seriously.


check nairaland here you will be following up to 299 male moniker and you expects someone to DM you undecided the unserious ones will always DM you people.

in summary look beyond materialism and try to understand the heart of men. men are very simple to understand. a simple yes and no is enough to move a mountain in a guys heart..

we always sense rudeness in chatting.

and another thing with you women is that you don't really know how to communicate. you women don't have a sense of interest in almost every conversation.
Romance / Re: "Ladies, Sometimes DM Him First Because You Might End Up Getting Married". PICS by goingape: 3:14am On Sep 19, 2016
diva90:

I've been off the market for a while now
ok
Romance / Re: "Ladies, Sometimes DM Him First Because You Might End Up Getting Married". PICS by goingape: 3:11am On Sep 19, 2016
edgyslim:


Sent you a DM. Check the email you used to open your Account
see all this hungry man undecided

just because she made that comment no mean say na opportunity to chop and clean mouths.

jezzz! you have to start using your brain and let your brain do the thinking and not ya peniiss!


if she later rejected your pm you will be the same man coming here and be talking rubbish up and down that a woman reject your pm. undecided

use your brain mister man! don't see this as an open door opportunity (Aldo you may have a bad intention for sending her that pm).

I never liked naija women and you will never see me sending pm or DM on one stvpid pink moniker but what I perceive in your own case is that you want to get something and go (yansh).


and as for you naija women! keep deceiving ya self. we are in the era now were men don't send ya girls again but rather concentrate on doing something. your days are all counted .

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Romance / Re: "Ladies, Sometimes DM Him First Because You Might End Up Getting Married". PICS by goingape: 3:01am On Sep 19, 2016
diva90:

Who NNPC epp? My dear I have seen better! I'm just speaking the hard truth.
you have seen better!
have you settling down with him?
Romance / Re: "Ladies, Sometimes DM Him First Because You Might End Up Getting Married". PICS by goingape: 12:38am On Sep 19, 2016
diva90:
Everybody marriage marriage marriage ! And then they enter the marriage, realize that it's not a bed of roses and start wishing they were still single ...
Everybody's time will come! I just cannot understand the crazy desperation all for social media show off and to 'belong'.
if I tell you come marry me I dey work for NNPC, as if you no go jump leave all your belongings like the disciple of Jesus.

just say you no see finish we go understand instead of this preaching were you preach so.

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Romance / Re: "Ladies, Sometimes DM Him First Because You Might End Up Getting Married". PICS by goingape: 12:23am On Sep 19, 2016
WowSweetGuy:
Our frog princesses and toad queenz 9ja girlz wont like this coz they feel they r so special or should be chased up and dwn...Even when u try to appreciate some,their response is always despicable. I wish they stay single and clock menopause... Am arahia foreal mehn.mscheew
imaging!

I was telling one mugu (no string attach or what so ever) that she look pretty!

the ediot reply me with "hmmm" undecided

I deleted her number straight up!

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Romance / Re: "Ladies, Sometimes DM Him First Because You Might End Up Getting Married". PICS by goingape: 12:18am On Sep 19, 2016
crotonite:
The only thing Nigerian girls are good at is 'k kk kk'
I'm telling you!

don't know when last I even chat with a naija woman!

so full or themselves.

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Webmasters / Re: Blogger Lizzy Oke Weds In A Wheelchair (Photos) by goingape: 9:56pm On Sep 17, 2016
Cutehector:
So sad.. only sex position will be missionary. cry take heart bro grin
and this are the people we are calling leaders of tomorrow undecided


if sex is all you ever think of then your brain must have been ra.pe by porn.


small boy

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Romance / Re: 10 Pictures Guys Who Patronize Prostitutes Can Relate To by goingape: 9:50pm On Sep 17, 2016
CandyDiamond:

No,he belong to the 10% grin shocked
if he belongs to the so called 10% you won't said that shiit up there.


you are just perceiving what ya father use to do at night and so therefore see all men like that.
Romance / Re: 10 Pictures Guys Who Patronize Prostitutes Can Relate To by goingape: 8:55pm On Sep 17, 2016
CandyDiamond:
Ashawo,oloshos,runs girls which one again, Nigeria situation is responsible for high rate of prostitution, 90% of men have patronized a prostitute either directly or indirectly, directly by going to ashawo house or picking them on the road, indirectly by patronizing a street girl hawking her body or inviting them on social media and paying them off in the name of transport fare.
if going by your estimation, definitely your father most have patronized a prostitute either direct of indirectly.
Romance / Re: 10 Pictures Guys Who Patronize Prostitutes Can Relate To by goingape: 8:50pm On Sep 17, 2016
tosyne2much:
1. The way you walk majestically into their abode
you will patronize ashawo today

tomorrow you will go to church and pray.


don't worry! someone will cut off your peniss and thats when you will finally give your life to Christ
Celebrities / Re: Lady Calls Freeze's Girlfriend A "Housegirl", Freeze Calls Her A " LovePeddler" by goingape: 4:45pm On Sep 17, 2016
jackie3B:
. thank you.oooh.I don't enjoy argument or insults
neither do I.
nonentity is not an insult.
Celebrities / Re: Lady Calls Freeze's Girlfriend A "Housegirl", Freeze Calls Her A " LovePeddler" by goingape: 3:46pm On Sep 17, 2016
jackie3B:

I see u ooo..MR important
did I said I'm important?

well since you see me as someone who is important I may congratulate you for you have not lost ya senses.
Celebrities / Re: Lady Calls Freeze's Girlfriend A "Housegirl", Freeze Calls Her A " LovePeddler" by goingape: 3:29pm On Sep 17, 2016
jackie3B:
this man replies like a lady.... always quick to reply
,,,oyah come nd kill me
you are a nonentity so he won't come and kill you.

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Pets / Re: A Nairalander Going To Work Saves A Python (Photos) by goingape: 3:13pm On Sep 17, 2016
asamaigho:
Say no to brutality of these pretty creatures
we the people of ape have awarded you the Chief title of BABABOBOM! for the bravery of protecting our animals for the unlawful killing of them.

pls drop by to my kingdom for we have also prepared for you a beautiful ape wife of your choice and a bags of banana fill with baboon sticks and bananas.

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Celebrities / Re: Sean Tizzle Storms Out Of Interview Over Bleaching Question [VIDEO] by goingape: 9:30am On Sep 17, 2016
Jessidaisy4:
How does it concern anyone what he chooses to do with his body
lolzzz

true talk.


when I shaved I always look way younger
Phones / Re: Simon Petrus Invents Simless Phone That Doesn’t Use Airtime In Namibia by goingape: 11:13am On Jul 30, 2016
dridowu:


http://cctv-africa.com/2016/07/29/schoolboy-in-namibia-invents-phone-that-doesnt-use-airtime/


pictures if the phone!

and you want us to believe this piece of SHIIT undecided

you are sick in the Head.
Family / Re: Father Caught Daughter With Her Boyfriend In Ebonyi Having Sex (Video) by goingape: 1:31pm On Jul 29, 2016
grossintel:
hey young man keep quiet animal!! Who said he shouldn't beat his daughter? Allow this to be taped and uploaded online could damage this girl for life. Quit being an ass anu mpama!
Lolzzzz grin

someone just made a prophecy that in the near future you will put your prick on ya daughter's yansh.


say Amen to that!
Romance / Re: Kenyan Lady Dumps Lover Because Nigerian Man Buys Girlfriend A SUV (photos) by goingape: 12:50am On Jul 29, 2016
contactmorak:
Following a viral story of a Nigerian man who buys his girlfriend a SUV recently, this Nairobi lady, who is a fast-rising socialite (Kenyan term for a runs babe) , feels that Kenyan men are the most useless creatures in the world. She has blasted her sponsor (Kenyan term for sugar daddy) and dumped him.

She claims that while Nigerian men spend big on ladies in exchange for sex, Kenyan men are stingy and don’t know how to treat a woman.

The curvaceous lady claims that a Kenyan man recently solicited for sex from her and promised to give her Ksh 20,000. According to her, Ksh 20,000 is peanuts.

She claims to be a “Billionaire Toy” kind of lady who only deals with filthily rich men.

Below is how she ranted on social media in the post below.. It may interest you that Kenyans dont hide their jealousy of Nigerian men whom they believe have this special anointing for spending generously even though they also believe that all rich Nigerians are fraudsters and drug peddlers...

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/07/kenyan-lady-dumps-lover-because.html
that's why I hate black WOMEN.

almost all of them can't think straight

Crime / Re: Nigerian Fraudster Created ‘ghost’ Kids In London (photo) by goingape: 11:09am On Jul 06, 2016
[quote author=fiftynaira post=47258664][/quote]just 1 in over millions of crime Yoruba and Igbo engage in
Romance / Re: 7 Places Nigerian Single Ladies Visit When Searching For Husbands by goingape: 10:35am On Jul 06, 2016
Seun:
Is Oprah Winfrey not respected by society? Is Genevieve Nnaji not respected and idolized?
tell me! who respected Genevieve in our societyundecided

go to her Twitter handle and see alot of INSULT.

is it not the same Genevieve who sleep with men up and DOWN and ya is talking about respect undecided

I guess you mean she is respected by irresponsible men in our society.

as for Oprah Winfrey, is she a Nigeria WOMAN? undecided

come to think of it! who is EVEN respecting the poor? have a huge money and you will be respected in the society.
Crime / Re: Nigerian Fraudster Created ‘ghost’ Kids In London (photo) by goingape: 10:22am On Jul 06, 2016
igbos and Yoruba been disgracing our country SINCE 1960.


you will never hear a Hausa man engaging in such act.

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Business / Re: The Risks Of Selling On Konga And Jumia by goingape: 9:04am On Jul 06, 2016
just2endowed:
NAIRALAND should have been the best place to market a product or service. I enjoyed selling my original memory cards I got from dubai stores for more than 3 years with lots of great review, but unfortunately, a mod that finds nothing good in good reputation delist my thread without a clear cut on what I did wrong. I file a complaint and mail this mods, there was no rules in nairaland I violated but he feels my thread of almost 3 years old should be close down based on selling copyright materials and offering after sales service of giving free movies and Android games

I took the pain of opening another thread for my memory card, and decided not to include that I be transferring free movies and Android games to the cards, but he still delete my thread .
I sell original SanDisk I get from SanDisk stores in dubai and the mods and Seun thinks am selling fake. Thank God I sell on jiji dot ng and my establishment on nairaland base on customer reviews had made my sells be base on customers referrals all over Nigeria.

My powerbank Is still selling hot though here. I just pray another ban doesn't come from seun mods.
I trust this guy because I once bought something from ya and it is confirm.
Romance / Re: 7 Places Nigerian Single Ladies Visit When Searching For Husbands by goingape: 1:40am On Jul 06, 2016
IDGMIDGM:
Bro u de make sense,keep it up!Real ladies keep being real n dont b shy to tel a guy u like him!As for i love n respect ladies da say dat n i dnt hurt dem!i only walk away if i feel cheated!
omo! any NAIJA WOMEN were tell you she like you. just dey suspect say na touched and follow juju she dey use.

ordinary NAIJA WOMEN are to proud to say it to a guy! instead they will be there dying silently and be dreaming of ya! but when you APPROACH them that's when you will see them keeping face like their SHIIT.

nonsense set of women we got.

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Romance / Re: 7 Places Nigerian Single Ladies Visit When Searching For Husbands by goingape: 1:34am On Jul 06, 2016
VaginaTerrorist:
Kai thats why most times I always have compassion for Ladies that deserve it. They dont have money. Most of dem are dumb, always making silent moves. Have deadline to marry. They cant propose. The list is endless. God I thank you for my Dick.
see this mumu undecided

if them come PROPOSE to you,no be you go open your same godforsaken mouth dey talk say she be cheap girl!
and you dont do cheap GIRL.


imagine me proposing to one irresponsible EEDIOT who called himself vaginaterrorist undecided

mind you NAIJA WOMEN, I don't really like you set of species because ya irritate me a lot.
Romance / Re: 7 Places Nigerian Single Ladies Visit When Searching For Husbands by goingape: 1:16am On Jul 06, 2016
Pyno30:
The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive
-INEC

The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow
-Abuja High Court

The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation)
-Senate

The moon has already been sighted tomorrow
-Lai Mohammed

The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo
-Patrick Obahiagbon

The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria
-Fayose

We will create another moon for Nigerians
-APC

Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved.
-Presidency

We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons
-Niger Delta Avengers

We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky
-Boko Haram

Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence.
-EFCC

We dont want to sight the Moon
-Biafrans

We know where the moon is but we dont want to say.
-The US govt.


Happy Holiday Extension till Thursday July 7th bz of the absence of the moon

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Family / Re: My Wife's Siblings Are Breaking Us Apart And I'm Mad Right Now by goingape: 1:10am On Jul 06, 2016
DevGuru:
NOTICE: Please, my story is still very long despite that I tried very hard to remove some unnecessary portions. But if you can be patient to read it to the end, then you are ready to give a mature opinion.

I am a Yoruba guy married to another Yoruba lady who happened to be the last of seven children. We met at the University and had a long courtship before we got married in 2014. I loved her so much and I believe she loved me too. We were each other's best friends. Shortly before we began to plan the wedding, on one faithful afternoon, I was watching the TV in my living room when I began to feel a slight pain in my lower abdomen. It got more intense within few hours and I had to go to a nearby hospital and by that time, the pain was inside my scrotum. The young doctor there didn't understand what was wrong and started injecting me with pain killers. I was kept there till midnight. The next morning, I noticed that one of my testicle was swelling up. I hen went to a teaching hospital where Orchitis was first diagnosed. After a week of antibiotics with no improvement, a consultant examined me and said it was torsion which should have been surgically corrected within few hours from the onset of the pain. As at that time, the testicle was dead. I had to go for surgery to have the dead one removed. My wife (then my fiancé) was with me in the hospital. She assured me that everything would be fine and that we could have as many kids as we wanted with just one left. I loved her the more.

Now we have a very beautiful daughter who obviously has my genes and delights everyone around her with her alluring beauty. We nearly lost her to a strange illness some months back but for God who used my mum to restore our daughter. That's another long story but not for this thread. My mum loves my family so much that even my wife knows that she can lay down her life for us to be fine. Since we got married, my wife hasn't worked owing partly to our daughter's health which is now very perfect. It's not been easy for me working day and night to feed the family and paying bills in a 3-bedroom apartment in Lagos but God has been helping us. My wife was so much loved in my family that people around thought she was my mum's daughter. Very hardworking and homely.

A little into her own family setup too... She has 4 female and 2 male siblings. All her siblings are married but very close to the parents. Because my wife and I were very close, I was aware of most of the happenings in their family, but I never even gave any thought to them on how they might affect my own marriage.... long story...

Last month, I repeatedly got home late due to an official event which I told my wife and I was talking to her on phone. One morning, she gave me a wild look and warned me never to come late again. I quickly noticed the strangeness in her actions and I comported myself by saying "I'm sorry, it won't happen again". We ate together and I left for work. I returned much earlier and was with her and my daughter for a couple of hours before went to bed after I told her I had a meeting the next morning.

When I woke up, I checked the time and realised I was running late. I greeted her and rushed out of the bed only for her to jump up too and say "We need to talk". Go on, I replied... Then she claimed she observed that I've been cold towards her since she tried to correct me the previous day. I denied it but she insisted, so I told her I would adjust and that I had nothing against her. She suddenly jumped at me and said I was going nowhere. I was very surprised as I asked her what was wrong with her. I begged her to let me go and if we had to discuss anything further, it could be later in the day after work. She grew wilder and began to abuse me verbally. I drew her out of my way so I could go have my bath and she grabbed my singlet and tore it down. I was shocked! I then grabbed her two hands and pushed her to sit on the bed. She just jumped up and said "this is what I've been waiting for". She rushed to her phone and called my dad. Immediately my dad answered the call, she suddenly began to cry saying "your son has been beating me since we woke up today"... It was like I was watching a nollywood movie. I looked like a poor citizen who had no money to eat but just got an allegation that EFCC had traced N1.4b to his account. My Dad called me immediately and ordered me to leave the house first before anything. Immediately, she called my mum too and said the same thing. My mum called me and began to cry that she never expected I would disgrace the family in such manner. I was sad and even had to shout at her cos she wouldn't let me say anything on phone. She didn't even give me time to explain what happened. My wife immediately called her eldest sister too and said the same thing. The sister called me and asked for what happened. I explained to her and she advised me never to raise my hand against her again, while she stylishly insulted me, but I disregarded that. I felt like Pastor Ken in the movie, 'The Price' who had to pay for what he did not do.

I had already missed my meeting but I had to go to work. That was the most horrible day for me at work because I couldn't even use my brain to do anything. I felt cheated and sincerely felt like doing what I had already suffered for. Then I felt the urge to use a bit of my power... I transferred some money to her account and then forwarded an SMS to her giving her 24hours to make up her mind on where she would love to go, either my family home or hers because I needed a break. Fee minutes later, her eldest sister called me to say my wife forwarded my SMS to her and that she was highly disappointed in me upon what she told me in the morning. I told her that I got more infuriated and betrayed seeing my wife ruin my reputation like that. She advised again and told me to go home and hug my wife. When I got home, my wife knelt down at the door and began to apologize that it was the devil. At that time, my elder sister called me and I narrated everything to her while my wife listened to me. The next morning, my wife continued to beg me. I saw the remorse and hugged her. We became happy again. The next day, I called her sister to thank her for her intervention.

My Dad came a few days later to confirm that we had settled everything. Unfortunately, I wasn't around when he arrived, so he called me on phone and I told him I would be around in about 1 hour. Before my arrival, she spoke at length with my Dad but begged him not to allow us revisit the issue on my arrival so as not to raise dusts again. On my arrival, my Dad just advised me and said he was glad we had already settled it. Since then, I've tried to get my home together again. I started leaving my office earlier than usual even when I had unfinished tasks.

This morning, I was flipping through the apps on my wife's phone and saw Call Recorder. I opened it but discovered it had a password. As a techie, I traced the file that stores all the voice calls and began to play one of my wife's recent conversations. It was with her eldest sister who intervened into our matter then. I nearly fainted!!! The sister hailed her for acting as planned and they both laughed with satisfaction. My wife said she was happy that she successfully ruined my image in my family and they both laughed again. They said they were happy that my mum who always thought she had raised good children was made to realize that I was a beast who beats his wife and so on. But the most infuriating part was when her sister said she wanted to give her tips that would help my wife succeed in marriage. She advised my wife never to be open-minded with me and that she should begin to live a separate life while pretending to be a wife in my house. She said my wife should also open a secret account for herself so that family members can occasionally drop some token into it for her upkeep because men are unreliable and my wife agreed with all what her sister said.

I opened another and it was a conversation with her immediate elder sister - not the same as above. This one picked every member of my family and abused the hell out of us... including myself. My wife enjoyed the abuses and even cheered her to talk further. They both called me 'half man' with one testicle - a secret my wife claimed she would never reveal to anyone. In this conversation, my wife told her sister that she was very glad that she finished me through what she told my dad when I was absent, they called my mother all sort of names and this one even told my wife never to act like a good daughter-in-law towards my mother, she was advised to do everything possible to prevent my mum from visiting... and so on...

Now I am extremely mad. So many options are coming to my mind but I don't know where to start from. It is now obvious that I've been living with a stranger all the while. My day at work was so horrible that I had to leave before closing. My head and heart are both heavy now but I'm trying to put myself together. Any ideas?

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