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NYSC / Re: A Nairalander, Frank Umeadi Won The 2M NYSC Business Plan Competition(photos) by goingape: 12:55pm On Jan 11, 2017
sexymoma:
unto say he win 2m mtcheew
shut up!
you don hold 2m for your life before?
NYSC / Re: A Nairalander, Frank Umeadi Won The 2M NYSC Business Plan Competition(photos) by goingape: 12:40pm On Jan 11, 2017
KahlDrogo:
Is that how your sisters behave? undecided
yes! that's how your sisters behave undecided


goat
NYSC / Re: A Nairalander, Frank Umeadi Won The 2M NYSC Business Plan Competition(photos) by goingape: 12:25pm On Jan 11, 2017
women go dey follow am with diggers and axe like mumu now!

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Fashion / Re: Sephora Ikalaba Crowned Miss Helsinki 2017 Amid Controversy (Photos) by goingape: 12:11pm On Jan 11, 2017
fathomberry:
see her face sef!
like your shiiit

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Fashion / Re: Sephora Ikalaba Crowned Miss Helsinki 2017 Amid Controversy (Photos) by goingape: 12:09pm On Jan 11, 2017
Gudiza:
Young Nigerian Miss Helsinki 2017 - "She only won because she is black"

Winner of the Finnish beauty contest Sephora Ikalaba, is in fact a young immigrant of 19 years, 165 cm in height. A victory that has not been well received. They have in fact triggered the controversy on the validity of the competition: many argue that the jury chose the girl as queen only to "meet the third-world dictatorship of the politically correct."

"It is bad", thundering into the net. "The ugliest Miss the last few years", are to this effect the comments on the victory of the young Nigerian. The other finalists in the competition were all white. Criticisms more shown on Stormfront, online discussion forum that gives space to the white nationalist positions and anti-Semitism. To win, they said was "a guilt complex."

Here are some more sarcastic comments. To tell the truth Internet has not been kind to this lady...

SOURCE: Huffington Post

cc: lalasticlala
see beautiful white women, na this ape come win undecided
Celebrities / Re: "Terry Tha Rapman Was Sleeping With Sarah Ofili Behind My Back" - Ikechukwu by goingape: 11:13am On Jan 11, 2017
TheRealestGuy:
Yup...

Finding a loyal woman in the world of today is harder than finding a single word of truth in Lai Mohammed's heart...


Hoes ain't never gonna be loyal no matter how hard a nigga try...
the best is just to fvck those hoes and forget about them.


no loyal women again!

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Family / Re: Man Curses Out Families Who Squander Money Sent Home By Relatives Living Abroad by goingape: 9:31am On Jan 11, 2017
UncannyGenius:
True... It is very hard to find a trustworthy person during the economic recession in Nigeria...
contractors!

this days there are many legitimate contractors who you can pay bit by bit on a monthly or yearly basis.
Family / Re: Man Curses Out Families Who Squander Money Sent Home By Relatives Living Abroad by goingape: 9:28am On Jan 11, 2017
pussypounder:
As someone living in cold Russia, I say amen to dat embarassed
wonderful place wink
Romance / Re: How To Spot A Gigolo by goingape: 11:14pm On Jan 10, 2017
Thestylishdocto:
I had a good laugh reading through the article posted by joro on how to spot a "runs girl"
Now that we know how to spot a runs girl wouldn't it be nice for us to know how to spot the male version of a runs girl?..... I believe such a person is called a gigolo.

1. He doesn't have a day job,yet lives a flamboyant lifestyle. He is at the club every Friday turning up at the VIP section with no care whatsoever.

2. He is not interested in filling out an application for a job except if it is for the post of "CBN governor"( why will he? When he is the CEO of Sidon dey look)

3. He takes pictures like a girl. I mean selfies every other minute. His instagram feed is filled with pictures of his bare chest and he is more concerned about how he looks than a lady going for MBGN contest

4.He brags a lot about who he knows and how much of a big boy he is( wash)

5. He is always in the midst of influential women and women who have their own money.

6.He always comes up with one excuse or another to borrow money from you.

7. He lives in a hotel or friend's house

8.His most expensive possession are his clothes,shoes or chain......landed property? Wetin concern agbero with overload.

9.Of course he is good looking with sugar coated tongue. With an excellent mastery of the art of manipulation. Can talk you into anything

10. 90% of his contacts are females

Thanks for stopping by
XOXO
Cee
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piece of shiit

Romance / Re: As An Okada Rider, Will I Be Able To Get A Learned Woman To Marry Me? by goingape: 5:29pm On Jan 10, 2017
jenigurl:


Yes Daddi..I won't do it again
good!

and me no Daddi!
Romance / Re: As An Okada Rider, Will I Be Able To Get A Learned Woman To Marry Me? by goingape: 4:10pm On Jan 10, 2017
jenigurl:


Me: daddy daddyy I met a great guy and I think I am in love , he wants to marry me

Dad: oh okay, what does he do?

Me: well, he is an okada ri

Slap!
Me: daddy why did you hit me?
Dad: sorry darling it was a reflex reaction, what did you say he does again?

Me: he rides oka...
Slap slap slap
Me: (crying and holding my cheeks ) daddy why
Dad: oh sorry my love .... I must be having a partial stroke ..Which is affecting my reflexes ... So what did you say he does again?

Me running away
lol! that's your answer?


moral of the story: stop advising others what you cannot do yourself!

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Romance / Re: As An Okada Rider, Will I Be Able To Get A Learned Woman To Marry Me? by goingape: 1:15pm On Jan 10, 2017
jenigurl:

Well like I said, keep doing the right thing, I belief strongly that lessons are best taught through examples..Of my opinion offends you I can't do anything about that
stop beating around The bush!

can you marry an okada rider who have no formal education
Romance / Re: As An Okada Rider, Will I Be Able To Get A Learned Woman To Marry Me? by goingape: 11:45am On Jan 10, 2017
jenigurl:


Listen sweetie you can get anyone to marry you, it's just about your outlook, your personality, and focus ...
As long as you have larger dreams and work towards them you can achieve whatever .

My two cents
ask yourself this question.

can you marry an okada rider? undecided

you hypocritic women can talk big but can't do.

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Romance / Re: As An Okada Rider, Will I Be Able To Get A Learned Woman To Marry Me? by goingape: 11:41am On Jan 10, 2017
GreenPlumes:
For now, I'm an Okada rider, and single. I always go for the best, but once they get to know that I do earn money from riding Okada, despite that I do other things not known to them, their disappointment is better imgined.

At this rate, does that not mean I will remain single for a long while?
to be honest you cannot get and you can get also!


first find a beautiful village small girl!

train her to primary and secondary level but not university level because if you dear try to further her education, you will only got yourself to blame.
Career / Re: DESOPADEC Workers Strip Unclad To Protest Non-Payment Of Bonuses (Pics) by goingape: 10:00pm On Jan 09, 2017
sunshineV:
my dad is an estate developer, ur dad is dat naked dude I don't give shit about grin
sorry!

don't know I was talking to a kid!
Career / Re: DESOPADEC Workers Strip Unclad To Protest Non-Payment Of Bonuses (Pics) by goingape: 9:18pm On Jan 09, 2017
sunshineV:
OK, but op next time u mention 'unclad' make sure its a woman.... Sho ti ye eee?
if na your father them never pay for months you Go give a fvck.


idiots
Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo, His Son & Georgina Rodriguez Attend FIFA Football Awards by goingape: 9:09pm On Jan 09, 2017
hungryboy:
If I no make money before I reach 30yrs, I go do blood money

Events / Re: Couple Shut Down Imo Concord Hotel Over Power Outage - Vanguard by goingape: 12:21pm On Jan 09, 2017
always get "I pass my neighbor" at your corridor

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Religion / Re: 21 Things You Need To Stop Doing This New Year by goingape: 11:42am On Jan 09, 2017
datswasup:



21 Things You Need To Stop Doing This New Year


1.Stop Spending Time with the wrong people 
Proverbs 1:8-19, Proverbs 17


2. Stop running from your problems 
Genesis 27:41 

3. Stop lying to yourself. 
Ephesians 4:25 II Kings 8:13 

4. Stop trying to be someone you are not 
Matthew 23: 1-12 

5. Stop trying to go back to the past
Exodus 14: 5-14, Hebrews 10:35 

6. Stop being afraid to make a mistake 
Matthew 7:3-5, Romans 3:23 

7. Stop berating yourself from your mistake
Philipians 4:3, Romans 3: 23 

8. Stop trying to buy happiness 
Matthew 19:16-30, Luke 16:13-15 

9. Stop exclusively looking to others for happiness 
I Samuel 1:6 (Penninah and Elkanah) 

10. Stop thinking you are not capable or ready 
Build up your self confidence and your God confidence 
Hebrews 10:35-39, 2Timothy 2:1-26 

11. Stop getting involved in relationships for the wrong reasons. 
2 Samuel 11:12 

12. Stop rejecting new relationships because the old one did not work 

13. Stop being jealous of others 
(Take inventory of your own blessings) 
Genesis 4:4, Genesis 27:41, Genesis 29:1-35, 1 Samuel 21, Acts 5:17 

14. Stop complaining and feeling sorry for yourself. 
Phillipians 2:14, Matthew 20:11, Exodus 15:24 

15. Stop holding grudges 
Gen 27:41, Gen 31:36, Gen 50:15, Esther 3:5, 5:9) 

16. Stop letting others bring you down to their level 
1Kings 16:28 -22:40 Ahab and Jezreel) 

17. Stop proving yourself to others 
(Especially those who will never approve you) 

18. Stop always trying to make things perfect 
Matthew 19:21 

19. Stop following the path of least resistance 
Joshua 7:1-26, 22:20 

20. Stop always thinking the worst before you think the best of others. 
Avoid Horns and Halo approaches to People. We put horns on people we do not like and never see the good they do. Both are errors in fleshy judgement and do more harm and create more injustices in the long run. 
1 Kings 22: 1-28 

21. Stop holding back on God and the church when you don't like something or something in the church. 
Acts 5: 1-6

http://www.datswasupblog.com/2017/01/21-things-you-need-to-stop-doing-this.html?m=1

the I don't give a fvck people are coming for your head!
Celebrities / Re: Elsie Okpocha Rocks Graphic Print Jumpsuit [PICS] by goingape: 11:38am On Jan 09, 2017
up there!

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Celebrities / Re: Elsie Okpocha Rocks Graphic Print Jumpsuit [PICS] by goingape: 11:29am On Jan 09, 2017
NaijaCelebrity:
Elsie Okpocha, ace beauty expert and wife of popular stand up comic, Bright Okpocha aka Basketmouth, recently complimented her husband dapper look with this stunning graphic print jumpsuit which she rocked to the recent Soundcity MVP award festival that was hosted by her beu..
See more photos of Elsie strutting her stuff below...

http://www.tunezmediablog.com/2017/01/celeb-in-style-basketmouth-wife-elsie.html

yansh na yansh as far pinkin dey comot there!
Politics / Re: Two Female Boko Haram Suicide Bombers Strike In Kaleri, 2 Killed by goingape: 11:26am On Jan 09, 2017
I thought buratai said we have defeated book haram?
Health / Re: 10 Health Reasons Why You Should Never Get A Tattoo (GRAPHIC PHOTOS) by goingape: 11:24am On Jan 09, 2017
so there have now started banning people for not giving a fvck undecided
Investment / Re: MMM Dumps Naira, To Use Bitcoin by goingape: 8:51am On Jan 09, 2017
Toks2008:


I will always say that though i have never invested in this program but you seem to be ignorant about one thing...the system operates on direct payment from member to member so there is no way anybody's money can be stolen.

You send bitcoin directly to one another and everyone has his or her own bitcoin account just like regular bank account.

The way i see mavrod getting paid very well is when hye matches his bitcoin account to someone who wants to give help in huge amount.

I have written a letter to Mavrod and i suggested an option for MMM explaining a new payment module using my knowledge as an e-commerce consultant and i hope he implements the recommendation.

As far as i am concerned, no matter how they come up with new ideas on the present MMM pay plan, it can never ever be sustainable so the best bet is to restructure the pay plan.


you have not invested in MMM but you are writing to MMM telling them suggestions!

the truth shall set you free!

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Investment / Re: MMM Dumps Naira, To Use Bitcoin by goingape: 8:42am On Jan 09, 2017
Truth234:


http://investorsking.com/mmm-dumps-naira-use-bitcoin/ mynd44
this people again undecided

as you are trying hard to spoil another man's business so will your business be damage

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady's Comment On Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Wedding Photo Is Ridiculous by goingape: 8:29am On Jan 09, 2017
eyeview:
Maybe she was hoping he would never find a wife after dumping her.
She's the type that thinks the world is all about them and they are doing a man a favour.
Well, the 'idiot' has gone ahead to get married and soon will start raising his family while she keeps looking for expensive hotels to take more selfies like a spoilt kid
lol!

that's the real ideology of women but little did there think they are foolish
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady's Comment On Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Wedding Photo Is Ridiculous by goingape: 8:22am On Jan 09, 2017
mroop:
An Instagram user (@alexandraa_whyte) is one petty Ex-Girlfriend! Lol. She apparently, stumbled on a wedding picture of her ex.. and she left a remarkable yet petty comment on the picture.
See Below:

Source ::: http://www.praizeblog.com/2017/01/so-you-finally-found-wife-idiot.html?m=0

see them gorillas! be forming one useless forming while the real women out there are doing what it take to get a guy!

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Health / Re: Doctors & Nurses, What Sickness Is This? Or Is It HIV? by goingape: 9:38pm On Jan 08, 2017
rasie:
The thing is:i'm scared shitless right now. For the past few months I've been having a monthly series of flu sickness. I mean every month for over 5months now. The one I'm currently experiencing now has just got me very much scared. Below are the things I'm experiencing now:
- Flu(whooping cough and catarrh)
- Sleepless nights
- Loss of appetite
- Weight loss
- Body vibration
- Tiredness
- Stooling (Diarrhea)
- Headache
- Fever
I've read about the fact that most of the above are possible symptoms of the hiv virus and anytime I think of the possibility of me being (i can't even mention it) ,i just feel like dying. Yes I've been living a very promiscuous lifestyle and its more reason for me to be scared of doing a test. Although I've done it before in 2014 and it was negative but since then, there have been a lot of sexcapades. Which brings me to my question directed to doctors or health practitioners : "Is there any other sickness that can be related to those symptoms above apart from Hiv? "
To those with the virus already I'd like to ask: "Did you experience something like that before you were confirmed as positive? "
Ps: I treated malaria last month by the way.
Pss: For all those that will eventually advise me to get a hiv test, save your advise. When last did you do yours? Yes i know that the only way to be sure is to get tested but c'mon guys, una know how e be na.
first of all!

were you carry your peniss enter?
Car Talk / Re: "MMM Why?" Spotted On A Keke In Asaba Today. Photos by goingape: 7:52pm On Jan 08, 2017
Sharon6:
Hahahahahahahahaaaaahaha. See lamentations!



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