Dpharisee:
The online school thing is not working. I tune in to the channels teaching various subjects but the kids will not concentrate, because it's the same TV they watch Cartoons and movies.

They will say Daddy I want to go and drink water, I want to go and ease myself, they are showing primary 5 mathematics and I am in primary 4, let me watch small cartoon before they start primary 4 basic science.

Daddy Favour is making noise, he wants to tear my book.
This is not how our Aunty use to teach us, she is asking what is pollination, daddy what is pollination?

I will tell them go and ask your mummy I want to rest, next minute mummy said nobody should disturb her, okay go back and continue watching the TV teacher. But daddy they have finished basic science can we watch Princess Sophia and Elena of Avalon please. (They know how to check the lineup of the lessons with the DSTV remote.) Let me show you, they will start primary 4 English by 2pm, social studies by 4pm. Mimi if you watch your own lesson by 3pm, me I will watch Ben 10 by 3:30pm and my own primary 3 French is by 5, then you will watch Barney and Friends by 6pm, Mummy will watch Deception on Zeeworld by 7pm.
Nobody puts Daddy into the equation since they have not resumed Premiership and they say they are tired of me watching CNN and BBC showing only Coronavirus, everytime Corona, Coronavirus and we have only one decorder

Abeg, the online school is not working out for me, make school resume abeg and father Lord make Corona vanish abeg

Please what's the channel number that your kids are learning with

EVILFOREST:
When WOMEN dressed properly.
And Talent was sought for and not prostitution

RIP, Maaa

BBN mercy comes to mind

Keep children at home , I know Nigeria can dress their kids up in this for shakara purpose .

Keep the kids at home

Your cousin's wife which one is my dad's brothers wife .

Modified.

I guess they had malaria 19.
The govt had better swallow their pride and collect the herbs from Madagascar and stop deceiving themsleves .


I dedicate this FTC to the mama below

Witch dey press u are calling one big grammar be deceiving yourself there

Oga from your write up you don't have any fault. Don't forgive what ever advice u get here is as a result of the way the story was told .

I'm sure if we hear your wives version we will weep for her as well


Happy divorce in advance because I know you have made up your mind hence you added the last line .

Bros that is a rat .


You are eating a rodent and u call it bush meat .

Congrats to them

DateMynd44:
sharap

You are finished .

Let finish what I'm doing first

michlins:
If I survive this 2020, nothing will scare me again in life.

It has been one hell of scary ride for me personally

2020 is moimoi

The one that is more deadly is yet to come . Brace up

Wetin come concern me ?

That's just the truth .

Hehehee


You use them to win elections Now they look like refuse . Nice

E don red

onoms4luv:
But they already have the vaccine, so why are their cases still hundreds plus. I thought by now their case would been 135 confirmed, 0 Death, 135 Discharged, why are those figure still showing.


Abi the vaccine nor dey work

U be small pickin?

KevMitnick:

Weird pattern of thinking... Smh

Very Weird

Seriously

Ignorant fools , dumbass politicians .


This is the most stupid and wicked bill ever .

Go to Madagascar and get the herbs . Stop being proud

You love your wife and you love your side chick with your whole hear , Oga your heart must be bigger than Zuma rock to be able to accommodate such love .

.you didn't repent u were dump, you are an idiot , my advice is for u to get a rope , knife , gun and sniper , look at each of them and make a choice , use it to kill yourself

Sinerman:
Rip

Abeg make una help una brother. Honest truth, 3-4 days now, I and my younger brother who stays with me haven't had something reasonable to eat due to lock down. We really need help please. Help us any little way you can please. Only God will reward and replenish your sources.

. Lock down is over , go and hustle .


Those lines work no more.

gimakon:


He is frotectin the feefle pram kwarana biras.

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And begging for debt forgiveness

Ekakamba:

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Na Donald Trump do dey drugs? Abi Buhari na scientist?

Imagine what you are saying ? Can u even sincerely compare Trumps effort and commitment Buhari , Trump speaks to his citizens daily, addresses and answers questions from the press daily , can u compare him to someone who only appears to read a pre-recorded speech that usually ends with the national anthem to his citizens every forthnight ?
No journalist /press. ?

Just a studio pre recorded speech

I swear the cases will sky rocket ,death rate will be alarming ,those people who have been shouting we want to go out will beg the government that they want to stay at home . Nigeria 's case will be pathetic with poor healthcare system we are in a deep shit if the cure are vaccine is not found anytime soon.






Lord Jesus come to our rescue oooo

Including malaria patient

Your statistics is fighting itself , what do you mean by 5-15% death and 95-98% recovery ,does it make sense to you ?

innie77:


N50,000.00/unit

For how many ?

yanabasee:
And most doctors claim that coronavirus isn't airborne.....

Then why are we asked to wear mask ?

Confused doctors

They should try all tryables abeg


BTW what is Buhari doing sef ?

I'm wondering why Nigeria isn't doing anything about this Covid .

grossintel:
I heard she is, which ever way the dead is already done, because that market is always very busy. They had to shut it down temporarily today.

I guess you meant deed