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Politics / Re: 2023: Shettima Wants To Be President Using Tinubu’s Weak Health’ – Reno Omokri by goldfish27(m): 9:30pm On Nov 02, 2022
Who no know before even the devil knows it

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Pets / Re: Would You Hug a Snake? Meet the 10 Friendliest Snakes in the World (Photos) by goldfish27(m): 7:39am On Oct 25, 2022
even for a million dollars i no touch ooooooooooo. I know this topic will make the front page. lala no dey trow face for this kind topics
Crime / Re: Man Beats His 2-Month-Old Baby In Imo, Breaks His Arm Leading To Amputation by goldfish27(m): 6:30am On Oct 25, 2022
There is another side to this story. Every story has 3 sides. the accused, the accuser, and the truth. we await the man's side of the story b4 we know what to say but my sincere sympathy for the poor child
Family / Re: How Do I Forgive Him? by goldfish27(m): 3:07am On Oct 25, 2022
You never serious for marriage Na man wey go train your pikin u dey look for madam. we sabi una type, una enter marriage with plan. from your write up its I, ME, I, ME. When this man train those pikin for you finish u go turn them against the man that's why u want the land for yourself so you go build house waka when your plan done mature. madam if u get mind go rent house u fit do the undo. if not for the belle will you have even thought of calling him? get me I no talk say d man do well ooooooo. na eye opener for the man sha say na loneliness go kill him for old age. he better start making plan B, C and D before night come.

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Education / Re: The 'Anti-Cheating' Exam Hats Used By Students In Philippines (Pictures) by goldfish27(m): 10:03am On Oct 24, 2022
Even There e no work. the kind gadget wey dem hold fit hack CIA database


tillaman:
Lol e no go work for here o

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Family / Re: My Wife Twins Sister Moved To Our Apartment Of A Room And Parlour Self-contain by goldfish27(m): 9:29am On Oct 24, 2022
Guy just move out of the house and get a good place for yourself. to be responsible just give them 20% of ur salary and use the remaining 80%. save and take good care of yourself. u just can't come and kill yourself over a matter wey u no know ooooooo. do this n see them leave and your wife coming on her knee to bey u to return home.
Crime / Re: Bandits Kill Freed Abuja-Kaduna Train Passenger In Kebbi by goldfish27(m): 8:04pm On Oct 10, 2022
tunjilee003:
wow rich kid

Thanks
Crime / Re: Bandits Kill Freed Abuja-Kaduna Train Passenger In Kebbi by goldfish27(m): 7:40pm On Oct 10, 2022
People still dey follow that hell called road?

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Celebrities / Re: Lil Wayne Puts His Miami Beach Mansion Up For Sale At $29.5M (photos) by goldfish27(m): 4:42pm On Sep 28, 2022
So u want make we go buy am or what. pls how this news take affect the price of garri for market abeg

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Phones / Re: Sony Experia L2 FOR SALES at give away price (PICTURES) by goldfish27(m): 4:32pm On Sep 28, 2022
Come na screen be that or na sandpaper

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Nairaland / General / Reasons Why Most Nigerian Women Private Part Smells by goldfish27(m): 1:13pm On Sep 28, 2022
I have come across topics on women having smelly private part and I have decide to shade more light to it as well as state some solutions.
The problem large but make I list the common ones associated with our Naija women and babes (Wives and dem Big girls).

1. Over covering:- I see no reason why a woman or lady will wear pants at night to sleep the place also need fresh air too, or you they cover am from village or city witches?
2. wearing fake pants/undies: - I call it fake pants because the materials used in making those pants are not for pants but for people living in places like Russia and Antarctica. some even dey wear leather/rubber pants i pity una room mates with the odor una emit.
3. Eat well:- processed food, soda which contain lots of sugar play a big role in making the odor unpleasant. keep forming big girl no cook food for house, customers go run and business go reduce. dey form busy or big babe till flies begin follow u about or oga go find side chick.
4. Dehydration:- Drink plenty water una no want just because u feel u will add weight and loose sharp abi? the odor go loud.
5. Over Undies:- How only one person go wear pant e no do u, u still wear tight (skin tight as una dey call am) on top come wear jeans follow. my sister/madam u want suffocate her? u sabi say something wey die must smell.
6. Lack of Exercise:- When you exercise, your body releases waste and keep the whole body healthy. do you read where I said the whole body, the place na part of the body oooo and it will also benefit from the exercise too. we all know most of our gals n women wey dey exercise na to reduce something (belle or weight) and not for health wise. We all need exercise pls no matter how small.
7. Bacteria and virus:- We all know that most of our ladies na host to the aforementioned, even some of them na bacteria and virus themselves. make una do full blood test and culture test to know which one una carry or be so that una go start treatment sharp sharp before una turn from host to the bacteria or virus itself (that's for those wey never turn bacteria or virus finish)......... Men make una no too laugh ooooooo because i go soon visit our case too................ Admin if e no make front page i swear u no like our females and u no want help them
Health / Re: Women See Why Your Private Part Is A No Go Area by goldfish27(m): 12:22pm On Sep 28, 2022
The problems are:
1. Over covering:- i see no reason why a woman or lady will wear pants at night to sleep the place also need fresh air too. or you they cover am from village or city witches?
2. wearing fake pants/undies: - I call it fake pants because the materials use in making those pants are not for pants but for people living in places like Russia and Antarctica. some even wear leather/rubber pants i pity una room mates with the odor una emit.
3. Eat well:- processed food, soda which contain lots of sugar play a big role in making the odor unpleasant. keep forming big girl no cook food for house, customers go run and business go reduce. dey form busy and big babe till flies begin follow u about.
4. Dehydration:- Drink plenty water una no want just because u feel u will add weight and loose sharp abi? the odor go loud.
5. Over Undies:- how only u go wear pant e no do u, u still wear tights on top come wear jeans follow. my sister u want suffocate her? u sabi say something wey die must smell.

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Romance / Re: Trending Video Of Ghanaian Couple Kissing Passionately At Their Wedding Ceremony by goldfish27(m): 10:42am On Sep 26, 2022
Couple kiss @ their wedding na wahala, them no kiss na news abeg is it ur kissing?
Politics / Re: Buhari: Nigeria May Become World’s 14th Fastest Growing Economy by goldfish27(m): 10:21am On Sep 26, 2022
With bUHARI and aPC, thats future impossible tense
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Air Is Recruiting by goldfish27(m): 9:18pm On Sep 23, 2022
The ones with aircraft or the ones without a single aircraft pls we want to know so peoples application won't be use to settle Bala the suya man as compensation of being APC's suya man?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Work As A Maid For 20k Monthly - 3 homes in need by goldfish27(m): 5:12pm On Sep 22, 2022
Them forbid person to be madam?
Politics / Re: Throwback Video Of Obasanjo Appreciating Tinubu's Achievements as Governor. by goldfish27(m): 1:01pm On Sep 22, 2022
Tinubu is a good leader no doubt but age is not and never on his side. he need to rest and tender to his sickness. those pushing him only want to use his name to rule. No sane Nigerian will want Buhari V0.2
Romance / Re: How Do You Tell A Girl Politely That Her Kpekus Stinks If You Observe It Does? by goldfish27(m): 12:36pm On Sep 22, 2022
HolyMan12:


Those once that smell down there like fish, I heard measures can be taken to correct that.

But you see that dead rat smell wey Evelyn get! Nothing wey that girl been no the use to try stop the smell to no avail. grin grin grin

You don't need to touch her to know if she is wet. The second it gets wet boom the oozing announces that madam don dey turned on. grin

Evelyn I wonder her your kpekus state go be now grin


How their KPEKUS no go smell when one person go wear pant and tight under jeans

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Romance / Re: How Do You Tell A Girl Politely That Her Kpekus Stinks If You Observe It Does? by goldfish27(m): 10:41am On Sep 22, 2022
Its very simple "Babe down there stinks like a dead rat"

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Politics / Re: Meet APC National Women Leader, Dr Edu Betta. by goldfish27(m): 10:37am On Sep 22, 2022
CASHOUT 101

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Politics / Re: A Tinubu Supporter Takes A Picture In Front Of Nnamdi Kanu's House by goldfish27(m): 9:01am On Sep 22, 2022
e get some table wey if u shake am u must bend too by its weight. u done do your own now expect them to also do them own.

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Politics / Re: Leave PDP, Stand With Tinubu — Fani-Kayode Tells Wike by goldfish27(m): 8:56am On Sep 22, 2022
You stand by ours and wants others to leave theirs. Abeg the talk they parallel?
Politics / Re: Buhari To Confer Buratai, Jamoh With National Honours - WhistlerNG by goldfish27(m): 8:48am On Sep 22, 2022
It doesn't stop them from been arrested when the time is right. A thief is a thief no mater the honor(s) bestrode on him/her.
Politics / Re: Orji Kalu: Tinubu’s Presidency Will Benefit Igbo People by goldfish27(m): 12:01am On Sep 21, 2022
Tareq1105:


Obituary presidency wouldn't benefits the Ibos and this i know.

Did Obasanjo presidency benefits the Yorubas?

Did Jonathan presidency benefits the Bayelsas / south south?

However, Buhari presidency was a huge blessing to the Fulanis and not the Hausas.

IS BUHARI FULANI OR HAUSA?
Politics / Re: Orji Kalu: Tinubu’s Presidency Will Benefit Igbo People by goldfish27(m): 4:10pm On Sep 20, 2022
But Obi nor Atiku presidency won't benefit Igbo people abi? Abeg see careless capping
Crime / Re: Why I Killed My Girlfriend-chinese Man Arrested For Stabbing Girlfriend To Death by goldfish27(m): 5:55pm On Sep 19, 2022
Most Chinese in Nigeria are prisoner who the country use to make money from 5th world country like Nigeria. 90% of their pay is sent back to their home country while they manage 10%. after managing 10% you come chop him money say u no go do!!!!!!!! babe the convict instinct sets in
Politics / Re: How Bandit Leader Turji Escaped NAF Bombings by goldfish27(m): 2:27pm On Sep 19, 2022
Story! Story!! Story!!!

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Man Who Uses Charms To Defraud POS Operators (Photo) by goldfish27(m): 12:53am On Sep 16, 2022
I thought some persons said there is nothing like juju, what can they say about this? pls i need reply
Business / Re: Nigeria Takes Action Against Unregistered Online Money Lenders by goldfish27(m): 2:59pm On Aug 23, 2022
Please list their names so we can borrow loans from them before they get close. lol that's what someone calls "crippling the crippled"
Politics / Re: Peter Obi: 2023 Will Be About Competence, Character, Commitment, Not Connection by goldfish27(m): 7:02am On Aug 23, 2022
Pls why was Tinubu absent? we need ans from any of his PA on nairaland
Politics / Re: Terrorists Eliminated As Military Bombard Camp Of ISWAP Leader, Fiya Yuram by goldfish27(m): 11:43am On Aug 22, 2022
Story! Story!! Story!!!

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