₦airaland Forum

NwaNimo1:
If it were your only son/child - would you want death penalty?

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SocialJustice:
There's a pandemic and it will be wrong to call large crowds of people together for screening. We already uploaded our credentials, let them work with that.

obembet:
I would say it is quite hard to get lost anywhere when you have GPS enabled navigation maps (Like google maps, Bing Maps, Here WeGo, MapQuest, Waze etc).

However, lets assume that you do not have such a navigation device, or your phone battery is drained off, or worst of all these - you lost your phone...

Here's what you can do:

LAGOS

If you ever get lost in Lagos, just find your way to Oshodi, Berger, Ojota, Iddo or Jibowu, from these places, you can even get a bus going to Jerusalem.

IBADAN
In Ibadan find a bus to Iwo Road. From there, choose anywhere you are going on earth.

KADUNA

In Kaduna, just ask of Central Market (Kazuwa/Kasuwa - depending on your tongue), from there, you can take a bus to Jamaica.

ABUJA

In Abuja, find your way to Berger Roundabout, from there, ask for anywhere on earth. You will get a bus going there.

ONITSHA

In Onitsha, just go to Upper Iweka (pronounced as Oppy Iweka). You can even get a bus directly to Singapore.

CALABAR

In Calabar, simply find your way to Etim Edem Park, you can get to Iceland in seconds from there!

ENUGU

In Enugu, find your way to Holy Ghost Old Park. From there, even angels can take you to your destiny.

KANO

In Kano, find your way to New Road or Sabongari. You can take direct bus to Iraq from there.

PORT HARCOURT

In Port Harcourt, just find your way to Rumuola, Garrison, Mile 1, Lagos, Rumuokoro Roundabout or Waterlines. Even where planes cannot reach, you will get buses that go there from those places mentioned.

ILORIN

In Ilorin, find your way to Post Office or Taiwo Road. You can from these places enter Malaysia

BENIN

In Benin, find your way to Ringroad, New Benin, Iyaro or Oluku junction, you can get a bus that is heading to Italy directly.

YENAGOA

In Yenagoa, just go to Tombia Roundabout, believe me the rest will be history.

LOKOJO

In Lokoja, just find your way to Ganaja Junction, if you cannot find a bus going to where you are going in Ganaja Junction, then you are going nowhere.

UYO

In Uyo, take a taxi to Plaza, leave the rest of where you are going to the drivers.

JOS

In Jos, go to Terminus. From there, you can even get a bus to your destiny.

WARRI

In Warri, find a bus to Effurun Roundabout or Enerhen Junction. From there you will smile to anywhere you are going to.

AGBOR

In Agbor, find your way to Uromi Junction. The buses there can even take you to China without Visa.

OWERRI

In Owerri, just go to Control. They can even control you to ur destiny.

ILESHA

In Ilesha, just go to Roundabout, You can even get a bus directly to Los Angeles

IFE

In ife, just go to Lagere, You can even get a bus directly to California

OSOGBO

Just go to Oke fia, You can even get a bus directly to Manchester

Nairaland, kindly add your, this might be of help in future.

ComrdDRS1:
This girl moren blood strong o. you cannot suck and go free o, you must all pay.

iamDrRhymes:
Damn!

Who is going to cry for you when you die?

iammo:
Since it's a security question just like a password, they need a question only you can remember the answer

Your Mother's Surname before marrying your father is a name you know personally but most of your friends and colleagues don't know

Most people knows your mum as , Mummy Yemi, Mrs (your father's Surname),

Hassanmaye:
Yes I wrote the test

Hassanmaye:
What are we updating again please, we updated our data on March, someone should respond abeg,I check the site nothing to update again

weezyk:
https://twitter.com/FMHDSD/status/1390580578911719426

Emmadoc:
When you are not or no longer working, and somebody asks you how is your work.

How do you reply them?

Do you say, work is fine or you just tell them plainly that you are no longer working?

I find the answers both awkward

Onyi22:
Assurance turn to endurance
Happy birthday thou

Opak001:
wonderful, make him tell us we naija go good na

Kingpele:
Npower is good for the youths and unemployed ,I have seen people who depend on it to survived but I pray that government should develop a lasting solutions to lack of jobs in this country...I pray we survive this moment of uncertainty in Nigeria

dederocs:
The Nigerian Police IG must as a security urgency and necessity, bring back police checkpoints, members of other paramilitary or military units can be with them as back up force. There need to be heavy security presence on our roads. Now is the time to use the Nation's revenue as economically as never before. Governors, local government chairman, Ministers and appointed chairmen of commissions. Wake up, do not let greed make you sacrifice the well being of your people, this is an existential threat, we need to push these foreign invaders back. This is the time for patriotism, for this is the country we call ours, terrorists do not know anyone, they are fighting their own cause, but we all collectively have an interest of surviving and thriving in this geographical space.
Only patriots.