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@poster
Its either you are confused or you are acting.
You said you are about to apply to school and you are thinking of apply for a US visa now without getting admitted first

poster
those pix are too graphical you should include a sort of warning in your post.
May the fellow's soul rest in peace

pumpum2001:
I will be graduating in oau in few weeks time,i wrote SAT and i passed very well because i intend to go for my 2nd degree course,can you put me through how i can go about it, i pass more than the school scholarship score,  what admission can i apply for?and what else do i have to do.thanks so much

you are about to graduate and get a first degree, you should be writing GRE/GMAT/TOEFL for grad school and not SAT 

^^^[size=3pt]alagbere[/size] 
@rashy
howdy long time to see!

@justwise
try cut the guy some slack, registering for those exams from Nigeria can be a pain in the butts.
I register for folks too. The agencies in Nigeria are ripping them off.

Vladmir 2:
@house,please i intend to study Energy Economics and Finance in the us.what likely jobs can i get when i graduate and in what sectors?(Bsc.).i intend to re-apply for this fall admission

@justwise,pls what do you think about my decision.

chief. apply to school and stop worrying about the future. you have a lot more to worry about presently. How to get admission, funding and sorts. Leave the future to take care of itself. Just make sure you excel in school.
and if you insist, you can get jobs in the 'Energy Economics and Financial' Sectors

suxes is right about the above.
though few schools might want a deposit though.
definitely not grad school.

@poster
most of the questions you raised have been answered at the US student visa thread.
and I believe the larger house there can help you out with more answers still.
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-240241.0.html

as per what exam you need to write, that depends on the program you are applying to.
engr? law? arts? and so on.
your best bet is to check with the school and see what your program requires.

Princek12:
Yakubu could not even chase that ball that came from Mikel. Out of shape

and size  

taiye self dey run  
WDF!!!
wetin do enyeama  

that's what we are talking about
get the chance. . . bury it.
simple A B D  

arkinses:
goalllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!

are u high on kunnu or something

^^^wow
finally, A-town
Sup man, Long tym no see.
hope u are doing good too bro.

dunno but i have seen em drop in nails in the pot while cooking beef . asked y, said its to tenderize the beef

Siena:
I seldom use my brakes at all in snow. The trick is to leave good space between yourself and the car in front. And anticipate when he / she's slowing down, at lets say a junction. Then, you ease up on the gas pedal, so the car will roll to a natural stop (with thick snow, it'll stop early). You may of course lightly touch the brake pedal, so the car behind at least knows you're coming to a stop.

And, always move off in second gear. First applies too much torque, and is likely to spin the wheels, RWD cars are worse for this, as the rear end tends to "kick sideways" if too much torque is applied. I have gone into spins, but just eased off the gas, and steered the car right. If you're good at drifting, you can still barrel down a snow-fielled road at 60 MPH, going slightly sideways, with opposite lock, great fun, but not for the inexperienced.

Don't apply more gas, if you're in mid-bend, as the car will oversteer badly (RWD) or understeer (FWD) AWD will give the most neutral handling, and also worth noting, manual transmission gives the best control in snow and icy conditions. Some auto's may have a "snow" function, but it's pretty unpredictable, and is a compromise between regular "drive" and manual.

wonderful post
learned one or two things.
thanks

debosky:
If you don't need to drive then don't. Too many people over-estimate their driving abilities and under-estimate the difficulties of driving in sub zero weather.

Unfortunately, since these occasions are rare in the UK, it doesn't really make sense to get snow tires. In Canada you'd have your snow tires from about November and they considerably reduce the handling issues presented by driving on icy/snow covered roads.

I remember a couple of years ago when I braked sharply after a blizzard. . . .I ended up straddling the entire road. Thank goodness it was a quiet road in the village of Lakefield. . . .I might've ended up being with my grannies by now.

Here on the south coast it hasn't been too bad I must say - apart from two or three doses of snow, all we've had are the sub zero temperatures, still nowhere to the blood freezing -30C I used to get regularly in Canada.

Best advice is if going on long road trips, have enough fuel, pack warm clothing and a winter survival pack - charged mobile, flask full of hot drink (not alcohol ) some sand/kitty litter and a shovel.

very educative post, thanks

saw this shiiit on fb
lwkmd


verse two, take it. . .  
lolololololololol

^^^not at all
just kidding

lovemoi2:
what is jedi jedi

that will be Hemorrhoids (Piles)

[size=2pt]plus ur question is thread derailing[/size]

violent:
ginks? or jinx?

^^^i cant laff again. . . . .lwkmd
but why me and why vice 


never mind,my plat  aint going no where
dont ask me how i know 

howdy bro.
hope u re settling in nice and smooth too.

g'luck to the january visa hopefuls
think summer interviewees are next.

the funniest part is when suxes posted what he said will be his last post trying to elicit some imagined emotions
and netotse posted and low and behold he jumped to post again 


@langy
oya ma binu, ring me again, lost the number 

@plat



@suxes
and what was i trying to achieve huh?
you can look in your crystal ball and let me know
dont you dare play the emotional card like i give two f's
you mistook the care shown on the thread to mean docility huh?

i got lost with your stories and said so
still wished you luck
only to find you posting in the canada thread you were planning to use d student visa just to enter, then you will jah and be come an actor.


i cautioned you before e do you like film trick
lo and behold you started confessing what was not even asked and detective femilangy discovered you were using a fake bank statement.
worse still you deleted that post 
no one hates you, we are just try to help you do things the right way.


for your information, you dont have to use your father's statement, use any one's statement, just make sure it is an ORIGINAL statement and not a fake.

and yeah, it is your cup of tea if you enter the US and decide to be d next eddie murphy.

SHALOM

wow,

its been a while this thread caused me so much laughter

lwkmd

^^^thats ur own cup of tea.
and why did you have to delete your post on the canada thread

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-118823.1408.html#msg5273072


suxes you must be a clown to be considering such 
to think you had enough backing from here self 

expecting you to say its not you though
you can save us the crap

@phuka
wassup dude! long tym no see
guess u r in d states now?
wish u the best in your endeavours
cheers

^^^ok I'm officially lost 
g'luck all the same.


@waryz
no shakings  boss

honeric01:
@Ruudie
You use that green jersey commot pot for fire? why charcoal dey the arm now?

this post is so funny. somehow mirrors the larger naija attitude of siddon look or pray!
a lecturer wants to sleep with your wife and u are on NL whining?
what ever happened reporting to the relevant authorities?

BTW with the way you presented the case something tells me your wife is a confirmed OLODO who might fail either way giving you the fresh problem of if or not the failure was due to not giving in to the lecturer's sexual demand
plus a poster mentioned somewhere that your wife might be considering that angle if its not already past tense and only wants to feel better should you discover in the future

hoax, lol
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/hotelicopter-hoax.shtml

@faakay
i for like join you too if you bring some of your eye candy thread models along       

^^^you right there buddy
a discerning mind is what is needed.

what i just noticed was a trend of posters bashing posts without checking the contents of the posts.
so far you agree there aint no crime in rendering genuine help and getting paid for such.
there are still some peeps out there who really want to help and don't mind getting paid while at it.
we should cut those guys some slack

^^^yeah i get
knowing a scam artist aint rocket science, by their dubious posts, you shall know them

what i am saying is going by this poster's initial post, rendering help for passport processing aint a crime
i mean there are a lot of steps involved to get a passport, and if i say for some bucks, am gonna show you the way
any crime?

btw, seen lawales other visa post, not saying he aint some potential scammer though

Funny most posters missed a salient point RSA made.
He is not disputing the fact the SA is renowned for crime.
He merely chose to state the positives and when asked for the negatives, he did too!
cut him some slack, it aint his fault Nigeria is like this.

Else start your own thread and highlight Nigeria's positives

@justwise and others
been meaning to ask this sometime
you guys are doing a good job discouraging potential scammers and all.
But how exactly do you guys weed out the 'right' from the 'wrong' ?

and does it mean it is now absolutely wrong to request payment for any services rendered ?

^^^lol


suxes
another reason you should learn to do this things yourself is for experience and knowledge.
plus realize nethacker will not be available for you always too.
I know he's willing to help but there will be many times he won't be chanced


goes for all calling for hacker's head