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Maynman:
Braindead masturbator, tell us more vocubularies

They're actually synonyms. Dont expect a ninnyhammer like yourself to know

Maynman:
Ramblings from a braindead and a brainless dummy, you are displaying your full self tonight

dude, 1am is morning. Wow. Youre really down deep aint ya

Maynman:
Tell us more about your illness, chronic masturbator
Brainless halfwit

Is that what u say to urself when u look into the mirror Doofus clodpole

Maynman:
Ramblings from a braindead and a brainless dummy .

Thats what u experiencing?
Cuz youre so far into limbo

Maynman:
Says a Chronic masturbator that’s suffering from COGNITIVE DISORDER

For someone with neurocognitive disorder u sure good at identifying what you're going thru. Kpele keep browsing ur masturbation challenge. Dundee

Maynman:
When you all you do is jerk off your brain off how will you have time to read anything.
Illiterate.

Masturbator, tell us more on how white matter can dry off

Airheaded masturbator

But a dunderhead like u is already showing how much of a dunce he is.

Maynman:
Chronic masturbators vocabularies

Your cognitive disorder is at full display tonight

Says the con​nois​seur thats experienced it all

Maynman:
It’s no more “dried up white matter”
You’ve refreshed your masturbation brain?

When u read only about getting off masturbation. How u go sabi.
Olodo
White matter is for signal transmission. When u use small wire for large load, it overheats.

Read more bro.

You aint just d!ck dead, you're definitely brain dead COGNITIVE DISORDER

Maynman:
Says a chronic masturbator bwaahahah

yes deado-d!ck. Or better ZOMBIE-D!CK

Maynman:
Continue masturbator bwahahahah
Defend your hobby with your might and power with tour masturbator vocubularies

Is that an effect of the fried neurons?
Or are u experiencing the episodes of cognitive disorder you've been talking about?

Maynman:
Continue masturbator bwahahahah

Sure, my d!ck aint dead like urs.

Maynman:
“Dead o dick” vocabularies for masturbators bwahahahah

Yeah thats why its for u. Cuz u got a dead d!ck.

Maynman:
I said “over 10 years”

Prime example of the effects of masturbation, later you will say white matters dry up bwahahahah

Omo
U mean u have been strangling ur d!ck for over 10 years. No wonder u got a dead-o-dick .

Maynman:
And is it the natural way for sexual pleasure?
Masturbator how do you dry up white matter in the brain is that what your masturbation mind told you?


You’ve been in this for over 10 years so I understand your lack of comprehension

He said 10 years. Are u speaking from ur years of experience. Bravo.

Are u sure youre feeling ok? Cuz the addiction is a word u diddnt seem to like.

Maynman:
You are a prime example of the effects of masturbation.

You probably forgot you wrote this earlier

Thats the definition. You see why i said youve dried up the white matter in ur brain.

Youve been engaged all this time and still dont know what u doing. Yep symptom of the same cognitive disorder he's been singing about

Maynman:
This is the research on jerking off? https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread/1053
See what masturbation is doing to you?


Stimulating with your hand is gonna hurt way more than having sex 5 times a day, stimulating with your hand is not the right way to physical pleasure, masturbating WEAKENS YOUR DICK, if you check well your dick is not as hard as when you started masturbating, you’ve weaken the nerves, and most time when you stimulate with your hand you watch porn with it which futher reduce your dopamine and turn you into vegetable that’s why you think i am doing research because i have a hard time getting off, what is the correlation?

The bold text proved it.
And he's been studying topics.

Maynman:
Masturbator doesn’t know what theoretical experience means bwahahaHaha

You are a prime example of the effects of masturbation.

Thats what i said. Youre speaking from experience. Prime effects for real masturdicson. Please share

Maynman:
From theoretical experience, see what you are displaying all over the thread.
Defending your hobby with all might and power

Oh so you do have experience. Please tell us inexperienced about your dementia. Lolzz

Maynman:
One of the effects of masturbation is cognitive disorder, you’ve been on this for over 10 years righr?
Exactly

are u speaking from experience?

Maynman:
You are not a chronic masturbator and you are defending it with all might and power.
You even jerk off without porn bwahahahah, you are pro pro.

“White matter in the brain”, exactly what an addict will ramble and say

In your masturbation mind, this is how you research
https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread/1053

You yourself know the effects, but you are deep into it you can’t free yourself, if not why not go a month without masturbation

Learnt about white matter from a documentary on discovery channel several years ago.

EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE BRAIN

U can search that out too. They talked about people with anger issues usually have less white matter in their frontal lobe.

Savant syndrome. Kim peek

OCD

They myth of brain cells healing and memory.

We dey read ahead and u stuck on a masturbation link. U gotta explore more and stop jerking off to porn u goona get ADDICTED

Maynman:
You are not a chronic masturbator and you are defending it with all might and power.
You even jerk off without porn bwahahahah, you are pro pro.

White matter in the brain, exactly what an addict will ramble and say

In your masturbation mind, this is how you research
https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread/1053

I posted on this topic.

Weird the click-a-link maturdocson keeps sharing a link he bookmarked. Now he's got it on his clipboard.

All i said was addiction and he's been posting a link. I aint interested

Maynman:
This is the research on jerking off? https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread/1053
See what masturbation is doing to you?


Stimulating with your hand is gonna hurt way more than having sex 5 times a day, stimulating with your hand is not the right way to physical pleasure, masturbating WEAKENS YOUR DICK, if you check well your dick is not as hard as when you started masturbating, you’ve weaken the nerves, and most time when you stimulate with your hand you watch porn with it which futher reduce your dopamine and turn you into vegetable that’s why you think i am doing research because i have a hard time getting off, what is the correlation?

First point u missed. Im not a chronic masturbator like u are. Read right about the 5 times. Its comparison, i didn't ask u to. I wont be responsible for your actions

Seconds point, assignment for u, search for too much sex and too much masturbation on ur search engine. Take a screenshot of both. Aint no point on arguing about the physical effects of excess sex and psychological effects of extreme jerk off its all there on the web

Oh so u do porn? Wow, well thats u. Thats where u become addicted. Thats getting on NOT getting OFF. Get busy, you'll be surprised how quick u break off ur damn addiction.

Cuz uve been self juicing urself daily dont mean we all squeezing milk. Jeez take it easy, u probably dried up all of the white matter in ur brain and overheated ur neurons.
ive definitely seen the reason uve the reading mastur-topics. U really need help. U got all weaki-dicki. Take heart.
U gotta take it easy sorry ur stiffy never exceeds flaccidy. Doc doing research cuz his cock's broke and got dead d!ck. Back to the beginning, way before the self juicing professor started sharing links no need (seriously its weird u got a link, uve got the addiction problem) Addiction is the 1 major disadvantage. When u addicted thats when all the crazy sh!t can happen. 2 to 3 times a month dont hurt. Especially when u got mad urges and ur girl is 300miles away. Way better than cheating

NBAjunior:
How long is your dick sir?

Over 8 and proud

Maynman:
“Just One comment”
Have you forgotten that soon?

One of the side effects of masturbation is forgetfulness and cognitive disorder

Read and comprehend where the “link came from”
https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread/1053

Looks who's been doing research on jerking off. Why? cuz u got a hard time getting off? Masturbating like crazy can definitely reduce dopemine level. Thats why addiction is the ONE COMMENT i placed under disadvantage.

Masturbation is the stimulation of the genitals with the hand for sexual pleasure.

Sexual intercourse is a physical action of sexual activity between 2 sexes.

Try having sex 5 times a day, 4 days a week as a guy.
Then masturbate 5 times a day, 4 days a week.

You'll discover sex displays a more physical side effect.

faceland:
Please don't listen to this guy. Wanking 3 times a day is already prove of lost of self-control and this indiscipline would reflect in other aspects of your life.

Practice spam retention and when you have sex it would be a great experience.

3 times a day? Thats addiction. It shouldn't be done twice a week

Maynman:
Where did you see and meet “most guys” from?

“Most guys” that masturbates are regretting here: https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread/1053

And the question was “ But since it has no side effects, there’s nothing wrong with the addiction then?”

he just popped out a link from no where. Are u doing research on maturbation? Cuz thats freaking weird bro, just one comment from me and viola he's shared a bookmarked link. Well done

Maynman:
But since it has no side effects, there’s nothing wrong with the addiction then?

Most Guys that masturbate dont lie about how they feel about a girl just to get in bed with her. I know, cuz i am one.

Wanna hear more?

Never really experienced grace but im getting there. Never had my own million but i have worked few contract worth millions to support my parents.

I laugh sha. Cuz obi isnt daft like your favourite candidate you searching for hiccups.
Last year, people was criticising APC,, that wait 2023 APC MUST GO. As soon as grandpa came as a candidate, its like brains lost some switches.

DONT DRINK POISON CUZ IT WAS SERVE WITH YOUR TRIBAL GLASS

If APC comes in again, yall are gonna miss buhari just like u missed Jonathan

Maynman:
What are the disadvantages?

Addiction.

kollinzgee:
I am 29 now and i have being masturbating since the age 16,that is about 15 years,sometimes i do it for about 3 times daily for 15 good years so trust me i know the truths ,lies, fact and fictions and also the advantages and disadvantages forget what some religious leaders and so fake philosopher are saying and that is what i will be dissecting here on this thread,trust me they are so many lies out there even by religious leaders.

1) masturbation does not reduce your self confidence dont be fooled by peoples philosophy,i masturbate alot but trust me i can approach any woman i like without fear worst she will do is say no to me and life goes on and trust me i have managed to bed some few pretty ladies.. ,as a music artiste i can face the crowd and perform and also give speech audience if need be,if you lack confidence you lack confidence masturbation has nothing to do with it wake up people.

2) masturbation doesnt make you loose interest in women,even though i masturbate alot am i still very much interested in women because nothing is sweeter than pussy on earth,there is a huge difference between masturbating and having sex the feeling of sex is real and emotional,if i have the option of pussy and masturbation i will always chose pussy because its real.

3) masturbation doesnt cause low sperm count or watery sperm,even scientist have proven that ,there was a time i had a serious typhoid and during that period i didnt masturbate for about 2 weeks because you cant be seriously sick and still have libido,when i got well i went back to masturbate since i was single back then no girl to knack, that period they amount of semen i release was something else,it was so thick and much that my trousers keep soaking over and over that i felt embarrassed.

4) masturbation doesnt cause hair loss forget all that lies,my hair is still more intact than even many guys that dont do it. and bard every 8 days.

5) come to think of it for fuk sake masturbation is not different from sex,biologically its still friction berween two flesh just like dick and pussy.so why do people see it as more dangerous than sex

6) women cannot control you easily because you are not a sex freak,imagine a world were women have becoming so wicked and manipulative,they have weaponised sex as tool to control men and milk them of money.in this senario men who masturbate have an upper hand over men who dont.if my girl brings up any drama and denies me sex i simply go and masturbate to aviod shit.
For married men if your wife just put to bed and your have to let let her rest for months to recover how do you satisfy urge do you cheat on your wife or masturbate?which one is a better option?

Bad guy.

Well, its has its advantages and disadvantages. I believe its ok to jerk off but overdoing it is quite an issue.

Ive been single for 19months and last time i had sex was May.
Masturbating gives control so u are not blinded by ur urges. Lil wayne said it AS SOON AS I CUM, I COME TO MY SENSES. I can be be with a naked girl and still resist. Its quite fun. And the low sex drive thing? I dont know about people but my drive is still intact. Also imagine been able to go 40mins on first round. Holding back cum intentionally. Im still yet to meet a girl that has conquered me in sex. I do it till she's satisfied.
One of the disadvantages ive come to discover is that, when a girl has feelings for me and i dont feel nothing for her, she cant bait me into sex unless my mind dey.

My pen!s is longer, coitus interruptus is better. And ive never ever cheated on any girl i dated. Nothing like pay for sex or runs. I know its something i would never do in my life.

I know Masturbating gives u control just that too much of it can mess up ur mind. Once a week is ok or 3 times a month.

Urges can lead to bad decisions that leads to an action one would later regret. Once in a while its good to cool off