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Romance › Re: Is There 2 Holes Inside A P**sy by gonkin(m): 7:38am On Nov 29, 2022
The hymen is the only wahala, its like the older is the harder it is. I have popped 2, the 3rd was a skinny 26 year old but The matter tire me so i gave up
Politics › Re: Policeman Who Wants To Donate His One Month Salary To The Obi-Datti Movement by gonkin(m): 5:56pm On Nov 28, 2022
Obidients on the beat. Anything that involves obi supporters always gives a positive result. Obidients looking out for each other. Best part Peter obi isnt the one doing it. Its why buhari said Nigerian youths are lazy. Cuz most believe the presidential candidate should do it all for the follower but obidients are different

One thing i love about obidients is they are ready to help themselves, they just need peter obi in aso rock to remove the apc shackles. Peter obi giving Nigerians motivation
Politics › Re: Tinubu To Address Chatham House, Visit US And Other EU Countries In December by gonkin(m): 12:57pm On Nov 28, 2022
We all know he wants to go recharge his batteries
Politics › Re: Moment Tinubu Couldn't Climb The Stage And Was Lifted By Guards by gonkin(m): 9:30am On Nov 28, 2022
APC candidate are greedy, dem know whats up dem just pit tinubu for front while the rule from the shadows just like buhari, him just dey flex. God forbid
Politics › Re: Sanwo Olu Branded Condoms Surfaces Online. by gonkin(m): 11:59pm On Nov 27, 2022
ThugOfWar:
agege condom grin
Lol grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Sanwo Olu Branded Condoms Surfaces Online. by gonkin(m): 9:45pm On Nov 27, 2022
You go trust apc branded condoms for protection? This one and agege bread nylon which one strong pass
Agriculture › Re: Which Wild Animal Could Have Ripped Off The Neck Of Our Goat Like This? (Video) by gonkin(m): 2:36pm On Nov 27, 2022
Pretty scary.

Politics › Re: Go And take Your APV, APC And you must vote - Tinubu Tells Lagosians by gonkin(m): 4:28pm On Nov 26, 2022
No worry, he go soon travel to recharge him battery cuz energy don low
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Tackles Trolls Telling Him To Go Back To Anambra by gonkin(m): 6:11am On Nov 24, 2022
The way people just dey attack obi ehn, i no understand.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Unveils The Redesign Naira, Presides Over FEC Meeting by gonkin(m): 3:22pm On Nov 23, 2022
I hope this wont be the final print cuz it looks like a sample not the real thing
Politics › Re: President Buhari Unveils The Redesign Naira, Presides Over FEC Meeting by gonkin(m):
I come dey clean eye like say i dey color blind. This one that looks like cheap quality materials. Those who make counterfeit go just use scanner duplicate am no need to edit.

The ₦500 be like photocopy

Politics › Re: Inuwa Yahaya: We Won't Make Mistake Like Niger Delta People by gonkin(m): 7:39am On Nov 23, 2022
jimyjames:
I'm just laughing about this , Niger Delta are the biggest losers in this one Nigeria scam , meanwhile south east has alot of natural gas that has not been touched , we will do same with our natural gas when crude oil becomes useless
grin the one that's being supplied through pipeline?

Crime › Re: Update On Harrison Okene: The Man Trapped Underwater For 3 Days by gonkin(m): 2:26am On Nov 23, 2022
Its amazing, imagine if Hollywood picks up his story and makes a movie out of it just like deep water horizon
Politics › Re: Delta State Rally: Compare Photos Of Labour Party And APC Rallies In Delta State by gonkin(m): 5:58pm On Nov 20, 2022
Melvinkel:
I'm here in Delta State and you are nothing but a bloody liar, this election will shock you to your fullness
Mr fake moniker. No be only HERE in Delta state, We are much aware 'bout how yall open multiple account on NL and speak from the shadows. Faking p!ece of sh!t.


seun

Politics › Re: Delta State Rally: Compare Photos Of Labour Party And APC Rallies In Delta State by gonkin(m): 10:42am On Nov 20, 2022
Rainstormer:
I'm a Deltan... Almost everybody here hate Tinubu... That rally was for Omo Agege cos he is popular and most of the crowds were paid

This is fact... I'm not being bias
U hardly see a deltan that likes tinubu. The hatred for Tinubu is so severe that sometime last week a guy was almost beaten up for claiming tinubu is best. Tinubu should forget deltan
Politics › Re: BREAKING NEWS: What Senator Omo-agege Supporters Are Saying About Tinubu by gonkin(m): 10:37am On Nov 20, 2022
Omo-agege is APC, so is tinubu
Agege is loved so if deltans have a high turnup for campaign its because of agege not tinubu. So no dey feel say na tinubu dem dey campaign for.
OMO-AGEGE FOR STATE, OBI FOR PRESIDENCY

No sane deltan will vote tinubu
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Balabloo bloo bulaba, Tinubu Refused To Speak in Warri Rally by gonkin(m): 10:27am On Nov 20, 2022
They'll soon fly him out again to recharge his batteries
Politics › Re: Pdp, Apc, Lp, Nnpp. Only Two Parties Own The Presidential Election. See Them. by gonkin(m): 10:25am On Nov 20, 2022
GreatBoss:
Tinubu Rally In Warri.


When you see Atiku and Tinubu Rallies, Peter Obi Own is like Councillorship election rally.


This election is between PDP and APC.


Emotions don't win elections.
Peter Obi and his few online followers are just wasting their time.
U said its tinubu rally yet na buhari picture i see, i no see 1 single tinubu picture. I laugh. Delta is a state that will never give tinubu vote. Thats omo-agege, omo-agege is loved and he is APC. Stop claiming omo-agege campaign is tinubu's, yes its APC, NO its not tinubu
Education › Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by gonkin(m): 12:25am On Nov 16, 2022
d142475:
but you can't miss school o. you hneed to have 100 percent attendance. and theyd write your name if you mane noise in class; when teacher is punishing the whole class, you'd also be punished. You can't control any of the kids, because you are not the class monitor. you have to attend morning assembly and participate in all the activities of the kids. You can't even bring a phone to school. You can't speak pidgin English or vernacular ( rem go give you better lashing)... reason am guy.
When will you have the time to invest the 300M when secondary school is taking all you time cheesy
There's just a small difference between school and day jobs. The only thing i wont be able to stand is the noisy classrooms. Thats why i would like a private school
Politics › Re: I Am Going To Privatize Our Ailing Crude Oil Refineries - Atiku Declares by gonkin(m): 12:30pm On Nov 15, 2022
We are not fools, im not against his idea though.
Keep using different monikers. The first 10 people that posted were registered less than a month ago.

Seun do the needful.

Seun
Education › Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by gonkin(m): 12:05am On Nov 15, 2022
I will even go back to primary school after all the knowledge is already there its the money the knowledge will get us we seek and 300m for that dare is good business
Politics › Re: Man With The World's Longest Nose Is Yet To Have Record Broken! by gonkin(m): 10:35pm On Nov 14, 2022
I thought gru's nose was only fictional.
He's even got more length than the despicable me character. Jeez

Phones › Re: How To Disable “this Call Is Now Being Recorded Warning” On Any Android Phone by gonkin(m): 1:15pm On Nov 14, 2022
Just get idea call recorder from playstore.

You wouldn't even know your phone is recording so would the other person

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.idea.callrecorder

Politics › Re: Ned Nwoko And His Wife, Regina Daniel In Delta To Campaign For Atiku by gonkin(m): 1:02pm On Nov 14, 2022
blesson04:
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Grandpa aka person husband.


Anyways I buy PayPal, Zelle, Cashapp and apple pay funds at Good rates

.
U mean people's husband grin

E be like say all the other wives no too send. Money too plenty
Romance › Re: Groom Cancels Wedding, Demands For Refund After Discovering Bride Has 2 Kids by gonkin(m): 12:53pm On Nov 14, 2022
Marriage cancellation is instant. Not even 1, 2. Wetin? All family members hid it. Na God save this guy. This kind woman sha
Family › Re: Would You Still WANT To Be Married To Your Spouse In Your Next Life? by gonkin(m): 11:01pm On Nov 13, 2022
What spouse? shocked shocked shocked
Politics › Re: Shettima To Nigerians: Be Prepared For Tough Time In 2023 by gonkin(m): 9:38am On Nov 11, 2022
The man that doesn't smile. We dont want another person that uses blame game as an excuse. We all know they'll say its buhari that damaged nigeria so they are finding it hard to fix. Shetti and tinbolo should get lost

Politics › Re: Nigerians Should Vote Who They Like From Whichever Party - Buhari by gonkin(m): 4:59am On Nov 11, 2022
ImDStar:
After all the suffering in the country, we still have some people ready to vote for APC again.

Suffer no dey tire you

Dem curse you!!!!?

Are you crazy
My brother i no just understand some people. E be like say no be the same naija we dey. After 7 years plus for APC, dem still wan vote another baba. Wetin.
Politics › Re: Mele Kyari: ₦‎170/Litre Fuel Price Is Impossible by gonkin(m): 2:21pm On Nov 10, 2022
With all these mess and stress, some Weyrey still wan vote APC. No be the same Nigeria we dey abi those people come from Venezuela? Get sense ooo

TV/Movies › Re: 50 Cent To Make A Movie Series About Hushpuppi by gonkin(m): 8:44am On Nov 10, 2022
I believe its more like a reference thing not aimed directly. Producers know how to turn it around in their favor.
Romance › Re: My Dick Is Making Me Depressed Will I Ever Be Able To Make A Girl Mourn? by gonkin(m): 4:18pm On Nov 08, 2022
Bukola94:
5.8INCHES IS OKAY.SOMETIMES IT IS NOT ABOUT LENGTH OF UR MANHOOD,STRENGTH&STAMINA,HOW U ARE DIGGING IT MAKES IT MORE EXCITING...HOW LONG U LAST BOOST UR CONFIDENCE TOO.LET SAY 1ST ROUND, U CUM AFTER 30MINS& U CONTINUE DIGGING FOR 40MINS& CUM AFTER.THAT IS MAX PLEASURE.UR WOMAN WILL CHERISH U.THE 1HR,1OMINS OF SEX, CONSIST OF pre-intimacy,KISSES&CARESS.WATER BREAK,U MAY EVEN GO PISS
My guy. U get the format.
Romance › Re: My Dick Is Making Me Depressed Will I Ever Be Able To Make A Girl Mourn? by gonkin(m): 4:14pm On Nov 08, 2022
NBAjunior:
Most girls I have had sex don’t mourn at all I’m 5.8 inches in length is there anything I can do about it? This is really making me depressed!
Bro im using an oukitel k7 with a screen size of 6 inches and my p3nis covers the entire screen when its flaccid and can get to 8.1 when erect. But thats not the case. Its not about size.
Its about stamina and satisfaction. If a man has a big p3nis and lasts just 5 minutes per round then thats terrible.

In most cases its how u ride her rail on that counts, although there are exceptions with body sizes and s3x positions.

5 inch is ok so dont let that bother u. Just know how to ride that metro right

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