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Maynman:
Where did you see and meet “most guys” from?

“Most guys” that masturbates are regretting here: https://www.nairaland.com/5223408/masturbation-quitting-challenge-thread/1053

And the question was “ But since it has no side effects, there’s nothing wrong with the addiction then?”

he just popped out a link from no where. Are u doing research on maturbation? Cuz thats freaking weird bro, just one comment from me and viola he's shared a bookmarked link. Well done

Maynman:
But since it has no side effects, there’s nothing wrong with the addiction then?

Most Guys that masturbate dont lie about how they feel about a girl just to get in bed with her. I know, cuz i am one.

Wanna hear more?

Never really experienced grace but im getting there. Never had my own million but i have worked few contract worth millions to support my parents.

I laugh sha. Cuz obi isnt daft like your favourite candidate you searching for hiccups.
Last year, people was criticising APC,, that wait 2023 APC MUST GO. As soon as grandpa came as a candidate, its like brains lost some switches.

DONT DRINK POISON CUZ IT WAS SERVE WITH YOUR TRIBAL GLASS

If APC comes in again, yall are gonna miss buhari just like u missed Jonathan

Maynman:
What are the disadvantages?

Addiction.

kollinzgee:
I am 29 now and i have being masturbating since the age 16,that is about 15 years,sometimes i do it for about 3 times daily for 15 good years so trust me i know the truths ,lies, fact and fictions and also the advantages and disadvantages forget what some religious leaders and so fake philosopher are saying and that is what i will be dissecting here on this thread,trust me they are so many lies out there even by religious leaders.

1) masturbation does not reduce your self confidence dont be fooled by peoples philosophy,i masturbate alot but trust me i can approach any woman i like without fear worst she will do is say no to me and life goes on and trust me i have managed to bed some few pretty ladies.. ,as a music artiste i can face the crowd and perform and also give speech audience if need be,if you lack confidence you lack confidence masturbation has nothing to do with it wake up people.

2) masturbation doesnt make you loose interest in women,even though i masturbate alot am i still very much interested in women because nothing is sweeter than pussy on earth,there is a huge difference between masturbating and having sex the feeling of sex is real and emotional,if i have the option of pussy and masturbation i will always chose pussy because its real.

3) masturbation doesnt cause low sperm count or watery sperm,even scientist have proven that ,there was a time i had a serious typhoid and during that period i didnt masturbate for about 2 weeks because you cant be seriously sick and still have libido,when i got well i went back to masturbate since i was single back then no girl to knack, that period they amount of semen i release was something else,it was so thick and much that my trousers keep soaking over and over that i felt embarrassed.

4) masturbation doesnt cause hair loss forget all that lies,my hair is still more intact than even many guys that dont do it. and bard every 8 days.

5) come to think of it for fuk sake masturbation is not different from sex,biologically its still friction berween two flesh just like dick and pussy.so why do people see it as more dangerous than sex

6) women cannot control you easily because you are not a sex freak,imagine a world were women have becoming so wicked and manipulative,they have weaponised sex as tool to control men and milk them of money.in this senario men who masturbate have an upper hand over men who dont.if my girl brings up any drama and denies me sex i simply go and masturbate to aviod shit.
For married men if your wife just put to bed and your have to let let her rest for months to recover how do you satisfy urge do you cheat on your wife or masturbate?which one is a better option?

Bad guy.

Well, its has its advantages and disadvantages. I believe its ok to jerk off but overdoing it is quite an issue.

Ive been single for 19months and last time i had sex was May.
Masturbating gives control so u are not blinded by ur urges. Lil wayne said it AS SOON AS I CUM, I COME TO MY SENSES. I can be be with a naked girl and still resist. Its quite fun. And the low sex drive thing? I dont know about people but my drive is still intact. Also imagine been able to go 40mins on first round. Holding back cum intentionally. Im still yet to meet a girl that has conquered me in sex. I do it till she's satisfied.
One of the disadvantages ive come to discover is that, when a girl has feelings for me and i dont feel nothing for her, she cant bait me into sex unless my mind dey.

My pen!s is longer, coitus interruptus is better. And ive never ever cheated on any girl i dated. Nothing like pay for sex or runs. I know its something i would never do in my life.

I know Masturbating gives u control just that too much of it can mess up ur mind. Once a week is ok or 3 times a month.

Urges can lead to bad decisions that leads to an action one would later regret. Once in a while its good to cool off

mcmurphy132:
Hope una no go blame Tinubu..

I bet With my left Ball Obi Will not will any state in the East

Wait make i find one baba first.

Vote4Obi:
Just look at this thing!!!

Don't worry, continue supporting APC, Las Las, you will need a wheelbarrow filled with naira to buy bread.

Nigerians will get sense by force. Shebi BATstards are still shouting emi lokan and city boy? Una eyes go soon clear!!!

Lol. Good one

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ManishSmith:
The op need to make more research from the little information he gets here

the op is really gonna get confused. But ill advice him to start with a matrix. He can try corolla if he has mind

wirinet:
E shock me o. Buy a whole new engine just because top cylinder gasket got burnt? Complete gasket that will not cost op to N10k.

Yes ooo, my car that has scarce parts gasket is between 2500 and 10k. Unless the mechanic is a novice the car should run fine. My own that i did myself im smiling.

That means if his engine oil gets black he would still change money. Its a corrola with NZ engine. Nz is a strong engine not even big. Compared to mine. Well its aluminium but if the rings were not affected, fire down.

If i told u i change headgasket with just less than 6k would u believe. Thats was weeks ago.

UNLESS THE ENGINE IS GIVING ISSUES AFTER FIXING, YOULL BE OK. Its not like the engine seized up

Zonefree:
Don't allow any vaginarian to monopolize the front seat of your car.

Yep im keeping this for later u. VAGINARIAN

ManishSmith:
Catalyst aka indomie
Go for 4 plug coil, it has less fuel consumption
Ask your mechanic to check the chassis

He should avoid any camry with this engine. The engine is good but burns oil than usual. Along the line the engine will need to be taken apart. Maybe 50,000miles after

Obi is very presentable abeg. APC must go, we no be maga

haslaw:
Good evening gurus,

Pls I need advice. I have 6 units of 350Watt solar panels and I want to cut down my NEPA electricity bills buy buying this timer switch (from Aliexpress) to allow some selected loads like deep freezer and fridge come on only during the daytime

1) Is this a good idea or are there better ways of cutting down my electricity bills
2) Are these Chinese timer switches safe and reliable or are there better versions of such timer switches

Thanks

They are very reliable. The timer/clock on mine can stay ON of a month cuz it has a built-in battery and u dint have to reprogram due to memory loss. Ive been using mine for 2 years plus now as a light switch. Especially when im at work. As for rating, go for one with at least 50A for fridge. Works great for lighting, fans definitely not advisable for water heaters.

Heres mine

So CCTV no dey work again

muykem:
if Peter get 40% in South South, I will delete my account here. Somebody should save this post for future reference.

Not good enough.

His name reminds me of GTA

Precum can only get a girl pregnant after first round. If you haven't ejaculated before she aint gonna get preggy.
If you're a coitus interruptus guy after each round try to pee, it reduces the chance of her getting pregnant by Precum.

After suffering under Apc party for 4 years they still voted apc for 2nd tenure and made thing much more worse for another 4, now some people want to still vote the same apc again? ..... Na me wen be Nigerian una wan put for suffer? . What development has apc brought in 8 years? Make una still use sense

Livescore. Internet services will be so busy on that day.

I love the good vibe from obidients. Peter OBI'S presence has got people showing kindness to each other. Weeks ago, I branched a petrol station to refuel my vehicle and someone on the same line as me that saw LP flag on my vehicle purchase 3k worth of fuel for me just like that.
Just this evening i read on a post that a mechanic fixed a someone's car for free just for having LP sticker. Nigerians are ready to help rebuild the economy themselves. They just need peter obi to sit in aso rock and remove all restrictions thats been causing hardship

VanuatuWycombe:
Apologies. I didn’t read it well. May be I mixed it up with one that I have read before where the commenter said 58billion Naira was used to print 2billion Naira.

No problem sir. Thats what i also assumed the first time i came across it. I was like IMPOSSIBLE. Had to look at it again

VanuatuWycombe:
The headline is misleading. Read the news well to the end. The value of the 2.518 billion notes (pieces not values) printed is N1.06trillion Naira.

How can N58.6billion Naira be used to print money worth N2.5billions Naira.

Please let’s stop spreading falsehood and incomplete news.
Vanguard news editors too are not doing good job. How can they allow this type of heading to go into prints?

But sir, its clearly started in my comment as NOTES as in quantity. Please sir kind look at my comments again circled in red in the photo

I mentioned NAIRA NOTES, not NAIRA sir

VanuatuWycombe:
Source, please. Authentic source o. Not all these ireport, legit, cable etc o.

Vanguard sir. Here's the link

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/11/cbn-spends-n58-6-to-print-naira-notes/

pquaver:
Psychose dey worry u.. Go sleep

Why? cuz you know you're freaking boring with your constant fibbing you expected of me to catch a zeez?

twilliamx:
If production cost will reduce then It will be great

So true. Unfortunately we all know the Nigerian way. They spend the highest amount on low quality.

News from November 2021 stated that CBN spent N58.6bn to print 2.5bn Naira notes. so i wonder whats gonna happen to those notes printed last years

pquaver:
Ode.. I don need to prove anything you u. It is what it is.. 21st century illiterate think everyone is him.. Baba sorry to disappoint u.. Deutsch Englisch and Igbo and little yoruba.. No be my fault ur brain no even carry igbo.. Thank God you learnt English ooo.. U own for be a case of otu le.. Otu le

so with all ur show off, thats all u could boast about just 3 languages. 1 na copy and paste language all of nairaland knows, the other is half, so lets just say na only 1½ language u sabi. Idiot still trying to prove himself. I refused to stup to your level so i wont brag about myself. Let me just continue exposing your level of stupidity. He who says he doesn't need to prove anything to me is telling me all the languages he has encountered and not that which he's fluent at. Na who dey follow u drag? such a dumb-ass.

I can tell Youre one of those makpe that experiences respiratory shut down and sudden dyspnea when u try to speak basic English.

How does that help the value of the currency

pquaver:
Mr 21 century.. I thought your head would have told u in tge 21 century some people speak multiple languages but then again the olodo in you no go gree you.. I don't need translation for a language I studied in.. Dunce

Why didn't u reply in german. Well there's a difference between speaking and writing in multiple languages., . Unfortunately You're are a gaddamn liar sir

Let me guess youll claim you typed umlauts and scharfes from your device right. Cuz when u was typing in igbo you didn't use the alphabetical dots that came with the letters but when u did it german it came with the the non existing alphabet. FROM AN ENGLISH KEYBOARD.

We could both claim to speak German from a damn keyboard if we give it a go. Hell, if thats the case, i could say goeie more and claim im fluent at afrikaans. Yes i understand some basic words used in Afrikaans but u wont find that on my resume claiming its one if the languages im fluent at. Hell i could speak 35 languages from my device easy if i chose to.

So it's either you think nairalanders are dumb or you're just too stupid

Yes oo good move, cuz they removed all the campaign posters belonging to other parties around Oshodi and left that of APC.

APC must go

pquaver:
Werey don decode me . Mad man no be only leukoenzephalopathy na meningoenzophalopathy..
. I understand you are having Hirn hypertrophie und Psychose. .. Sorry I understand

Ur understanding is an illusion. Posting in German forgetting this is the 21 century. If i was as dumb as u i would reply in the same german but i chose to reply in a language everyone can read. At least the everyone that scroll through this topic can read my replies STRESS-FREE. Unlike yours

So Keep doing copy and paste from your Google translator. Posting german on an English forum, how dumb could a n!gga be

pquaver:
Wie heißt die frontale Lappen des Gehirns? Meine Fresse idioten denkt es sich klug.. Idioten los

Weyrey don enter German, dumb@ss. Getin back at me via a translator with another lingo is a lame way to show youre stuck in a dunderhead limbo condition
Suck-head with a draughted frontal lobe, u probably got that from jerking off ur yack on yucky gunk topics. Definitely the reason ur supposed higher cognitive functions such as memory, emotions, impulse control, problem solving, social interaction and mood are so messed up. i understand the reason for ur irritability and high level of apathy in you social interactive behaviour. Dont worry, get enough sleep and youll probably feel better. Youre already showing u have Leukoencephalopathy.