₦airaland Forum

Normally afonjas knows how to rant and smash bottle then flee, damn cowards.

Its insurance

No try am. I did 6 months with one, 5 months with another. Any relationship without sex is friendship. Even if they wanna wait till marriage before sex, na konji go make dem rush. Sex is important. U see lack of sex in relationship causes trust issues. Thats when one will be monitoring the other and any close friend from the opposite gender is a suspect. So hell no

BUHARI PRO MAX. Olorun maje

Eastcoastboy:
Is that you?

Yep. That's me last year

If konji hold u and u aint got a girl oga do soapee. Its better to live with the guilt of matubation than living with the fear of having a virus.

I can fix almost anything without being taught. Best part is technical ideas and solutions to technical challenges are revealed in dreams.

My technical knowledge has not limitations. Once i see u fix something once, then i can do it. I even evolve to be better.

I used to rap alot i believe everyone does but mine was always silly.


Im also an impressionist. I imitate voices from cartoon characters. I can act like theres 4 people in a room when its just me. From low pitch to deep tone voices. I do it all. Used to be able to do up to 9 different voice patterns now its lesser cuz voice got deeper. Probably 5 voices now. U DARE NOT GET ME HIGH ON ALCOHOL cuz thats where the entertainment begins. People say i talk childish and immature well its true. Im mostly excited all the time.

Other minors are i can finish 12 wraps of fufu in 1 sitting.

Emefiele is the only person dislike more than buhari

And they say Nigeria doesn't have money

E come be like say na only obi vs tinubu. What of the other 2?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXkicQRl6vg

Full cartoon

President and ministers

I bumped into the animal farm cartoon and picked up some similarities in the Nigerian government today.

Even after all this some egg heads still want to vote an evil party because of tribalism

Aint got a girl and i dont do pay for as's but fiddling with sergeant sausage is a way to go by till i get back into the love game.

As soon as it became a tribal thing, they forgot it was APC that started the disintegration of the nation. After weeping for years that APC is bad. Terrible

TrumpDonald2:
Toyota Corolla 2006 model is now N3.5M. It was less than N1.8M before APC came into power. We need to get the economy back on track and only Peter Obi is capable of doing that.

Yes ooo. 1.650 for LE, 1.8 for sport
Matrix 1.4m
1st generation highlander 2.2m
Venza 4.5m


Mdx 950k

I remember the prices cuz they were cars i wanted

Local production made it worse. Before importation was banned commodities were cheap.

Tinubuadvocate:
Peter obi pandora is a thief and he mustn't be taking serious.

U failed to mention atiku, seems obi is tinubu's kryptonite

Amazing u got a phone from an inverted earth

When other parties are praying for good health. Those supporting tinubu are praying for his health to improve.

U can get better entertainment in higher institution hostels and for far less, they dont even need someone with a thick voice telling them what to do

Yes we need EFCC but we need them to apply professionalism in their methods. Not every one is a cybercriminal but i cant really blame the EFCC cuz the percentage of those engaged in cybercrime are outrageous. Christmas is coming so they're looking for money.

Maths wasn't a problem for me. I was called over syllabus back in the day but chemistry was my krytonite cuz i didn't like the teacher ended up with a D7 on my waec scoresheet

I dey feel say single girls don finish cuz i have been single for 18 months all the girls have someone and here im seeing a video of singles.

Seems being broke is dark skinned

My 1 round is some people's 4 round.

The quality of sex given is more important.

RepoMan007:
Durable you say? Yours is an isolated case even if true. The average durability is what matters and accidental damage do occur. Damaged charging ports, broken screen, heating board and battery, fast draining batteries.

I did change my charge board once. That was 2019, kicked it while charging. Order was 4200.
Phone has fallen countless times, on bellows, concrete, face flat on tiles. Has fallen in thinner, water and diesel its not even ip68. I mostly work at elevated locations so i need a more rugged smartphone cuz someday it may experience a fall that would take it down. Ive been using without protective case for 2 year

Its a damn oukitel k7 as for battery its 10000mah (dual 5000mah). Battery life is really good but not as good as when i first got it

As for heating, it has a large aluminium heatsink close to the fingerprint scanner

RepoMan007:
Phones with barely replaceable parts. This one na egg.

If the phone is durable u wont have to change parts. Been using mine over 4 years, money no dey like that. The phone no gree spoil. Wanna buy the same brand. This time waterproof and shock proof. I no dey for my yam no done

Goldbw122:
It will happen in the first place why will she come over when nothing will happen abi na crude oil they run through their vain?

All na mindset. Doctor that analyse vag!na probably got crude running through them veins too.