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Business › Re: Naira Crosses 400/$ Mark At Parallel Market After FX Ban On 9 Banks by gonkin(m): 6:33pm On Aug 24, 2016
With all whats happening i just wish buhari never came to exist
he is a useless aboki giving northerners a bad identity. if the country should split, let it split cuz its pointless going like this

no job for brilliant graduates and every entrepreneurship na GOD I BEG.

Whoever knows buhari, tell him he is a foolish leader that doesn't know the basics of ruling.
A mad man could do better than him. FORGET POWER, ABACHA IS BETTER THAN HIM

He doesn't want to settle with NDA, yet the country is lagging by day.
We dont pray bad prayers but this is far enough.

ANY LEADER THAT DOES NOT HELP OF FAVOR HIS NATION SHALL DIE OF CANCER AND AIDS.

WHY DID THEY EVEN REMOVE THE BLOODY SUBSIDY? ITS POINTLESS CUZ THING ARE WORSE THAN EVER
Crime › Re: Weapons Recovered From Criminals In Imo. Photos by gonkin(m): 2:45pm On Aug 18, 2016
they even have rpg launchers. Which police get rpg?
Politics › Re: The Nigerian Air Force In Focus. PICTURES. by gonkin(m): 9:40am On Aug 16, 2016
I hope they maintain the jets well U go hear say them spend N14trn for maintenance
Phones › Re: How Long Does Your Earphone Last? by gonkin(m): 9:35am On Aug 16, 2016
Since 2013 mine refused to go bad ooo, it came with a nokia Bluetooth bh100 both bt and earpiece are fine

i also have a 2013 N200 earpiece, still working till date.

Its how u stress them when u using it and how u keep them when u not using it that counts.

I dont ever ring mine spiral, i hang it on a nail or on my neck
Car Talk › Re: Driving With Original Drivers License, Good Or Bad? by gonkin(m): 9:25am On Aug 16, 2016
I only use original in banks, i never present my original to road officers, the moment they see original na that time u go know say fault dey ur vehicle.

Road safety and police have extorted me
so o always present a coloured laminated. When they ask i say its in my distant home. The key is not to talk rudely, just smile while talking. If they see ur papers, caution sign and extinguisher is ok plus spare then they let u go. Some would see ur smiles and say find of something if na police. It always worked for.me
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari In The U.S With A Hermes Bag Worth N40 Million - The Signal by gonkin(m): 11:03am On Aug 08, 2016
I no blame her, na her husband i blame. If to say naija easy we for no feel the hand bag matter. Send me buhari's number, i need to insult him one on one. All this babalawo sef no fit do something about buhari sef, make them remote am na. December don near una wen dey chop chicken and rice better buy am down now.

Fowl 8k and above, i don tell una now
Education › Re: My Wassce Result With No Expo by gonkin(m): 10:53am On Aug 08, 2016
Mr no expo. See my own. very evident Me sef na without expo no be u first do am and i got mine at the age 15 That time expo scarce sef
Law of naija na opposite (its not how well u perform now but how far u can go).
anyway congratulations

Car Talk › Re: Would You Pay N22m To Service Your N570m Bugatti Veyron Like Floyd Mayweather? by gonkin(m): 8:18am On Aug 04, 2016
I would not jut buy land, na portable village i go buy, sote change go remain
Nairaland General › Muhammadu's Phone Number by gonkin(op): 9:11pm On Aug 03, 2016
Does anybody have buhari's phone number? I need to tell him what's up It seems he doesn't know the nation is into recession and getting worse
Nairaland General › Muhammadu's Phone Number by gonkin(op): 8:42pm On Aug 03, 2016
Does anybody have buhari's phone number? I need to tell him what's up It seems he doesn't know the nation is into recession and getting worse
TV/Movies › Re: If You Watched These Cartoon Series And You Are Not Yet Married,please Act Fast by gonkin(m): 10:15pm On Aug 02, 2016
I watched all of them and i am a 28yr old male, am i too old for marriage? cuz i can still sing the theme songs
yogi bear
super ted
biker mice from mars
voltron
little prince
muppet babies
danger mouse
micky mouse
felix the cat

i still watch cartoons till tomorrow
its good cuz it helped my english and my teachers were surprised i knew advanced words

what the hell is a PHOTONIC STABILIZER (MEGAS XLR)

CORRODIUM (BEN 10)
Politics › Re: 7 Ministers Buhari May Sack Soon by gonkin(m): 2:02pm On Aug 02, 2016
I woukf like to be the minister for women affairs
Car Talk › Re: BMW 750i Xdrive Was Spotted In Lagos by gonkin(m): 10:55pm On Jul 21, 2016
only the rims go buy pencil light (camry) e get water dispenser? Abi the trunk get electric stove
Science/Technology › Re: FG To Generate Electricity From Uranium: Facts About Uranium You Should Know by gonkin(m): 9:31am On Jul 21, 2016
una go hear later say N10 billion naira worth of uranium is missing, abi all these militants and boko don see new strategy to create nuclear outbreak
Science/Technology › Re: Ishola Babatunde Isaac Builds Robots At Home (photos) by gonkin(m): 4:00pm On Jul 17, 2016
HDee:
[color=Teal]
Nice!

Embedded system engineering...
Very interesting.. The dude is going to spend alot of money. [/color]
where do u even get all these materials from? Person no dey see better things like this buy. I like the microcontroller.
Science/Technology › Re: Ishola Babatunde Isaac Builds Robots At Home (photos) by gonkin(m): 3:58pm On Jul 17, 2016
They can spend 200billion naira on what we wont benefit from but if them spend 2million for this guy knowledge, we would have japan here sharp sharp
Politics › Re: A Man Who Celebrated N1Billion In Bayelsa Is Poor Now by gonkin(m): 9:28am On Jul 17, 2016
Thats how it is if u make easy money, na so yahoo+++ boys dey run low on cash too
Family › Re: I Want More Than A Round Of Sex – Housewife (photo) by gonkin(m): 9:43pm On Jul 16, 2016
she dey complain of 1 round, its not about round its about timing of rounds oooo. I just dey laugh cuz some 1 round reach for rice to don. Pop some viagra or cialis into the guys meal and she go beg for mercy when she see bulldozer
Food › Re: 4 Fruits Nigerians Don't Know The English Name by gonkin(m): 9:08pm On Jun 25, 2016
Go meet that woman wen dey sell all wetin u mention.
tell am say u wan buy African star apple, u go shock wetin she go reply u

abi tell aboki say u wan buy tiger nuts, he go reply u say him no dey sell groundnut
Celebrities › Re: Gospel Rapper Lynxxx Smoking Shisha [PICS] by gonkin(m): 5:24pm On Jun 25, 2016
Since when did smoking become a sin. No be to smoke be the problem, na to SMOKE RESPONSIBLY
Romance › Re: GOING THROUGH A DEVASTATING BREAK UP. Please Help Me Friends!! Am Dying Silently by gonkin(m): 8:05am On Jun 25, 2016
Its simple, u are the cause of ur own problem.
U need a distraction.
U are over emotional, the fastest way to get rid of her is to focus on another. Have sex with another and u would be surprised ur love for the own that broke ur heart would be diverted to the one u banging. Why do u think married couples are advised not to cheat. Its bcoz of this. So drill another. Its normal with ladies to cheat, break up heart and come back when they wish to haunt u again. The guy wen dey suck her bobby don chop belle full and the babe eye don open to see say she be penis massager. Its y she's desperately trying to get back with u. Abi u be spare Tyre?

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