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Nothing They dont pick it up when they see it on the floor

I wish say T. JOSHUA FIT FORCAST CORRECT SCORE FOR JUST 5 MATCHES

Who he help......
Not me oooo.
If u give out 50k to different poor families every week that would ukd be good.
But this one na ur pocket

Calling all vaseline crew, time for some action

Davido was bron rich, why all these selfie and show off like say na one broke yahoo boy wen hammer recently.

E be like say money too many. Come nigerdelta whether boys no go kidnap u. Ur money too many

I prefer sports betting.
I use 1k to win 7k to 10k per day and i lose at max 3times a week

I am not even a football freak.
So lets just say
I get at least 30k per week cuz no be every day i get time to play and i spent a max of 6k per week so at least i still dey remit daily.

Cheers to u MMM subscribers, just be careful sha no use ur 6monthz salary take do MMM. Cuz its a TAKE FROM PETER AND GIVE TO PAUL programme. Its too easy and too many people are into it. Just be careful

I have a friend from ondo that put one bad of rice (50kg) on his neck/shoulder and also used his teeth to lift another 50kg, so i have seen someone more super.

If this was seen in America they would call him an alien, cuz of the way mud got stuck on him so well.

If naija see alien, it will be bush meat to us. That is why there has been no alien sighting in Naija. Them know whats up

Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder My girl is pretty sha

Such a beautiful loss You would have made a very pretty wife.
Rip Jenny

For yout mind.
Even my armpit will win u in a most handsome competition HANDS DOWN

I used to drive a 2.2l Honda odyssey i4
For an old car that thing na jet.
I Adjusted the air intake to achieve more acceration, this old cargo does 0=60mph in just 7.4 seconds.

The top speed i have done with this ugly trickster is 175km/h along asaba=onitsha road on my p.o.p day heading to Ayamelum in the deep jungles of anambra.

I willing to hit 180 or more but before i get to such speed there is always a heavy duty truck somewhere to block the way.

I was on full 7/7 uniform. The trill was cool i am a speed freak and i never believed that baby could take it. I wasnt scared cuz it was a car i was used to.

I am not scared of speed, i always move with the rear windows fully up and the driver side down a bit. Always guaged my tyres and checked tie rod ends before any trip. Cuz u know Honda leg dey pull wella. But the back wheels are bow and that car balance.

Although over speeding always killed the steering pump with time and the car upgrades from power steering to MUSCLE STEERING.

If u had the opportunity to drive this particular odyssey you would know its a speed freak.

One day i raise the front tyres and tried to see the top speed on it. Floored it all the way. I noticed the speed has a limit. Anytime it hit 200 it falls back to 185, so all of una wdn dey do 220 abi 240 i wonder which road una for do am. And which car

If its 4 cylinder, ur engine go die, if its V6, 8,12 and above carry on.

God please do my own for me Me sef want to give testimony

WHAT OF ME WEN BE GOD FOR EXCEL, POWERPOINT, COREL DRAW, and thats just the ICT part

The technical part na dead. Over 9 certifications and practically a hobby adapter yet no JOB

MY GUY GOD HAS FAVOURED YOU. FOR THIS RECESSIVE REGIME ITS EVEN HARDER TO GET A JOB.

JUST CLAP FOR YOUR BROTHER

THE DAY NIGERIANS HEAR BUHARI IS DEAD BEER PALOUR GO FULL THEY WILL BE SOLD OUT ASHEWO GO GIVE U PUSSY FOR FREE FUELING STATION GO GIVE YOU FREE FIVE LITRES Them go hold special Thanksgiving for church

Please i am seeking i job, i currently reside in delta state.
I used to have a business but due operating costs i had to shut down since may. No be small garri i don soak since then
I am seeking a job of 35k and above as long as its worth it.

I have a very impressive skill set and i can easily adapt to any kind of task. I have no connection with anybody that can link me to available jobs i have been hunting online but only the sick jobs invite me over especially the pesky GNLD. Please Nlanders help me out. I have been in this desert all alone seeking an oasis.

Here is snapshot of my cv incase you guys see an eligible spot for me. NAIRALAND is better than just 2 eyes and a mind.

07035107426

Email; Fregenese@gmail.com or gonkins@gmail.com

VIRGIN no dey announce their virginity.
If she be virgin then na me be angel Michael.
How se go talk say she be virgin with all that bobbizua and ikebe=akaba.

You dey mad. Na people like dis one dey bang neighbor.
Your husband na oyibo, u go born pikin wen black like noob saibot.

U be virgin yet your dress code dey give guys erectile standing ovations.

If u can believe this one is a virgin, that mean u can believe buhari's and APC failed promises

N1billion, make dem lend from world bank. That money too small for them. Maybe they were the people that planned it. Cuz its a another means to steal without efcc tracing your financial history

ARMY with beard, no wonder they got goosed. U have to be in a military special squad for you to have beard. Dumb militant. I say kill em all,

I hope he dries up till he dies. Idiot, someone should give him abacha's apple

This is a real noob saibot She shouldnt wear white, her skin alone go dye cloth. Imagine u marry this one, at night na torch u go use take find am

Who get her phone number?
If its regular sex she want, i will give her sexathon.
We are sexually trained to satisfy ladies in their 30's
8.1" long 720mm wide would do more than just regular with a minimum of 25min per round guaranteed.

If its sex she wants

Jonah don commot for power, dem dey worry am wen buhari commot no be small money dem go see say he thief

EVEN IF THE ENGINE WAS TRASHED DIE TO LACK OF MAINTENANCE, NAIJA BOYS COULD WIP UP AN ENGINE IN IT. GIVE ME AND IT WOULD BE RUNNING IN 2 MONTHS USING A CAMRY 2.2 ENGINE, COST OF MAINTENANCE WOULD BE LESSER

With all whats happening i just wish buhari never came to exist
he is a useless aboki giving northerners a bad identity. if the country should split, let it split cuz its pointless going like this

no job for brilliant graduates and every entrepreneurship na GOD I BEG.

Whoever knows buhari, tell him he is a foolish leader that doesn't know the basics of ruling.
A mad man could do better than him. FORGET POWER, ABACHA IS BETTER THAN HIM

He doesn't want to settle with NDA, yet the country is lagging by day.
We dont pray bad prayers but this is far enough.

ANY LEADER THAT DOES NOT HELP OF FAVOR HIS NATION SHALL DIE OF CANCER AND AIDS.

WHY DID THEY EVEN REMOVE THE BLOODY SUBSIDY? ITS POINTLESS CUZ THING ARE WORSE THAN EVER

they even have rpg launchers. Which police get rpg?

I hope they maintain the jets well U go hear say them spend N14trn for maintenance

Since 2013 mine refused to go bad ooo, it came with a nokia Bluetooth bh100 both bt and earpiece are fine

i also have a 2013 N200 earpiece, still working till date.

Its how u stress them when u using it and how u keep them when u not using it that counts.

I dont ever ring mine spiral, i hang it on a nail or on my neck

I only use original in banks, i never present my original to road officers, the moment they see original na that time u go know say fault dey ur vehicle.

Road safety and police have extorted me
so o always present a coloured laminated. When they ask i say its in my distant home. The key is not to talk rudely, just smile while talking. If they see ur papers, caution sign and extinguisher is ok plus spare then they let u go. Some would see ur smiles and say find of something if na police. It always worked for.me

I no blame her, na her husband i blame. If to say naija easy we for no feel the hand bag matter. Send me buhari's number, i need to insult him one on one. All this babalawo sef no fit do something about buhari sef, make them remote am na. December don near una wen dey chop chicken and rice better buy am down now.

Fowl 8k and above, i don tell una now