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Celebrities › Re: Sophia Momodu Stuns In Bikini In Florida by gonkin(m): 5:45am On Dec 02, 2016
She reminds me of the poem LONDON BRIDGE HAS FALLEN DOWN, FALLEN DOWN, FALLEN DOWN....
Celebrities › Re: Meraiah Ekeinde Shows Off Belly In A Crop Top (Photo) by gonkin(m): 5:33pm On Nov 30, 2016
Really big breast, it seems she's been using it for one of its major functions
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Do You Think 80k Is Good Salary In This Current Economy? by gonkin(m): 10:14am On Nov 24, 2016
I finished with upper credit Hnd, i have over 9 other certifications and i am very skill in computing, mechanical and even trained people after i finished Nd at phcn.
Now i don do Nysc since 2014. STILL JOBLESS.

IF I SAW A JOB OF 30K and the stress is worth the pay, i would be jumping with happiness. We don do entrepreneur before and i wouldn't lie to you it takes God for a business to be stable.

If you dont want the job pls mail me at gonkins@gmail.com.

Here's the click, your salary is your failsafe money. There are many ways to use 20k from 80k every month. If you are not married ooo
Celebrities › Re: Joke Silva Is An Ageless Beauty In These Gorgeous Photos by gonkin(m): 7:21pm On Nov 20, 2016
And now the vaseline crew would stare and scream MILF MILF MILF MILF.
Politics › Re: Buhari Departs Marrakech, In Morocco Arrives Abuja (photo) by gonkin(m): 8:24am On Nov 18, 2016
Why doesn't he just suffer from stroke, he's old enough
Car Talk › Re: Manual Drivers, Why The Superiority Complex? by gonkin(m): 3:33pm On Nov 12, 2016
I learnt how to drive ON MY OWN with an auto transmission.
Pedal control and steering control. Brakes and concentration.

All i did to later drive a manual was read a book on clutch and watch some youtube videos

The first manual i ever drove has bad brakes, and i diddn't collide with any other. That same day i personally bleeded the brakes and shifted gears like i was a racer in fast and Furious.

Learnt manual has quicker acceleration but i would take automatic any day any time any where. Cuz i drive an auto like its truely automatic. How would u feel if u saw a car moving and nobody's on the driving seat. I do that alot but on mpv and bus like vehicles.
Business › Re: What Can #5 Buy In Your Area? by gonkin(m): 3:44pm On Nov 07, 2016
Nothing They dont pick it up when they see it on the floor
Christianity Etc › Re: TB Joshua: Hillary Clinton Will Win Narrowly by gonkin(m): 10:24pm On Nov 06, 2016
I wish say T. JOSHUA FIT FORCAST CORRECT SCORE FOR JUST 5 MATCHES
Celebrities › Re: I Make $100,000 In A Week - Davido by gonkin(m): 9:16am On Nov 06, 2016
Who he help......
Not me oooo.
If u give out 50k to different poor families every week that would ukd be good.
But this one na ur pocket
Celebrities › Re: 16-Year-Old Meraiah Ekeinde Is Growing Into A Fine Young Woman by gonkin(m): 7:12pm On Nov 03, 2016
Calling all vaseline crew, time for some action
Celebrities › Re: Davido: If I Die Bury Me In A Gucci Store, As He Lavishes Millions Shopping by gonkin(m): 8:17am On Nov 03, 2016
Davido was bron rich, why all these selfie and show off like say na one broke yahoo boy wen hammer recently.

E be like say money too many. Come nigerdelta whether boys no go kidnap u. Ur money too many
Christianity Etc › Re: MMM Being Advertised In RCCG Church Service (Photos) by gonkin(m): 7:05am On Oct 31, 2016
I prefer sports betting.
I use 1k to win 7k to 10k per day and i lose at max 3times a week

I am not even a football freak.
So lets just say
I get at least 30k per week cuz no be every day i get time to play and i spent a max of 6k per week so at least i still dey remit daily.

Cheers to u MMM subscribers, just be careful sha no use ur 6monthz salary take do MMM. Cuz its a TAKE FROM PETER AND GIVE TO PAUL programme. Its too easy and too many people are into it. Just be careful
Nairaland General › Re: Man Lifts Bag Of Cement With His Teeth? (Photos) by gonkin(m): 9:18pm On Oct 29, 2016
I have a friend from ondo that put one bad of rice (50kg) on his neck/shoulder and also used his teeth to lift another 50kg, so i have seen someone more super.
Crime › Re: Man Caught Stealing Cables In Anambra Stripped Unclad (Photos) by gonkin(m): 1:58pm On Oct 24, 2016
If this was seen in America they would call him an alien, cuz of the way mud got stuck on him so well.

If naija see alien, it will be bush meat to us. That is why there has been no alien sighting in Naija. Them know whats up
Culture › Re: 6 Nigerian Kings With The Prettiest Wives (photos) by gonkin(m): 4:56pm On Oct 23, 2016
Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder My girl is pretty sha
Travel › Re: Female UNIZIK Graduate Dies From An Accident - Photos by gonkin(m): 1:54pm On Oct 17, 2016
Such a beautiful loss You would have made a very pretty wife.
Rip Jenny
Fashion › Re: Photos: Am The Most Handsome And Decent Nairalander, Your Take by gonkin(m): 1:53pm On Oct 17, 2016
For yout mind.
Even my armpit will win u in a most handsome competition HANDS DOWN

Car Talk › Re: What Is The Maximum Speed You Have Ever Attained While Driving A Car? by gonkin(m): 8:15am On Oct 10, 2016
I used to drive a 2.2l Honda odyssey i4
For an old car that thing na jet.
I Adjusted the air intake to achieve more acceration, this old cargo does 0=60mph in just 7.4 seconds.

The top speed i have done with this ugly trickster is 175km/h along asaba=onitsha road on my p.o.p day heading to Ayamelum in the deep jungles of anambra.

I willing to hit 180 or more but before i get to such speed there is always a heavy duty truck somewhere to block the way.

I was on full 7/7 uniform. The trill was cool i am a speed freak and i never believed that baby could take it. I wasnt scared cuz it was a car i was used to.

I am not scared of speed, i always move with the rear windows fully up and the driver side down a bit. Always guaged my tyres and checked tie rod ends before any trip. Cuz u know Honda leg dey pull wella. But the back wheels are bow and that car balance.

Although over speeding always killed the steering pump with time and the car upgrades from power steering to MUSCLE STEERING.

If u had the opportunity to drive this particular odyssey you would know its a speed freak.

One day i raise the front tyres and tried to see the top speed on it. Floored it all the way. I noticed the speed has a limit. Anytime it hit 200 it falls back to 185, so all of una wdn dey do 220 abi 240 i wonder which road una for do am. And which car

If its 4 cylinder, ur engine go die, if its V6, 8,12 and above carry on.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: From 70k To 300k Job by gonkin(m): 4:10pm On Oct 06, 2016
God please do my own for me Me sef want to give testimony
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Got A Good Job I'm Not Qualified For.. by gonkin(m): 7:35am On Oct 06, 2016
WHAT OF ME WEN BE GOD FOR EXCEL, POWERPOINT, COREL DRAW, and thats just the ICT part

The technical part na dead. Over 9 certifications and practically a hobby adapter yet no JOB

MY GUY GOD HAS FAVOURED YOU. FOR THIS RECESSIVE REGIME ITS EVEN HARDER TO GET A JOB.

JUST CLAP FOR YOUR BROTHER
Crime › Re: Suicidal Man Lies On The Road In Imo (Photo) by gonkin(m): 2:44pm On Oct 04, 2016
THE DAY NIGERIANS HEAR BUHARI IS DEAD BEER PALOUR GO FULL THEY WILL BE SOLD OUT ASHEWO GO GIVE U PUSSY FOR FREE FUELING STATION GO GIVE YOU FREE FIVE LITRES Them go hold special Thanksgiving for church
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by gonkin(m):
Please i am seeking i job, i currently reside in delta state.
I used to have a business but due operating costs i had to shut down since may. No be small garri i don soak since then
I am seeking a job of 35k and above as long as its worth it.

I have a very impressive skill set and i can easily adapt to any kind of task. I have no connection with anybody that can link me to available jobs i have been hunting online but only the sick jobs invite me over especially the pesky GNLD. Please Nlanders help me out. I have been in this desert all alone seeking an oasis.

Here is snapshot of my cv incase you guys see an eligible spot for me. NAIRALAND is better than just 2 eyes and a mind.

07035107426

Email; Fregenese@gmail.com or gonkins@gmail.com
Celebrities › Re: Adokiye Kyrian: It’s Not Easy To Find A Beautiful Girl Who Is A Virgin by gonkin(m): 10:08pm On Oct 03, 2016
VIRGIN no dey announce their virginity.
If she be virgin then na me be angel Michael.
How se go talk say she be virgin with all that bobbizua and ikebe=akaba.

You dey mad. Na people like dis one dey bang neighbor.
Your husband na oyibo, u go born pikin wen black like noob saibot.

U be virgin yet your dress code dey give guys erectile standing ovations.

If u can believe this one is a virgin, that mean u can believe buhari's and APC failed promises
Crime › Re: Margaret Emefiele's Kidnappers Demand N1.5billion As Ransom For Her Release by gonkin(m): 11:32pm On Sep 30, 2016
N1billion, make dem lend from world bank. That money too small for them. Maybe they were the people that planned it. Cuz its a another means to steal without efcc tracing your financial history
Politics › Re: Militants In Military Uniform Killed In Cross River (Graphic Photos) by gonkin(m): 11:29pm On Sep 30, 2016
ARMY with beard, no wonder they got goosed. U have to be in a military special squad for you to have beard. Dumb militant. I say kill em all,
Politics › Re: Buhari Arrives Abuja After UN General Assemby In New York by gonkin(m): 11:35am On Sep 25, 2016
I hope he dries up till he dies. Idiot, someone should give him abacha's apple
Celebrities › Re: Khoudia Diop Charcoal Black African Model Who Doesn't Believe In Bleaching by gonkin(m): 10:39pm On Sep 20, 2016
This is a real noob saibot She shouldnt wear white, her skin alone go dye cloth. Imagine u marry this one, at night na torch u go use take find am
Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji At 36: I Can't Wait To Finally Start Having Regular Sex by gonkin(m): 10:15pm On Sep 19, 2016
Who get her phone number?
If its regular sex she want, i will give her sexathon.
We are sexually trained to satisfy ladies in their 30's
8.1" long 720mm wide would do more than just regular with a minimum of 25min per round guaranteed.

If its sex she wants
Politics › Re: Falae Links Jonathan To N100m Election Funds Scam. Email To EFCC As Evidence by gonkin(m): 8:15am On Aug 29, 2016
Jonah don commot for power, dem dey worry am wen buhari commot no be small money dem go see say he thief
Car Talk › Re: N200million Lamborghini Countach Abandoned In Lagos by gonkin(m): 6:42pm On Aug 24, 2016
EVEN IF THE ENGINE WAS TRASHED DIE TO LACK OF MAINTENANCE, NAIJA BOYS COULD WIP UP AN ENGINE IN IT. GIVE ME AND IT WOULD BE RUNNING IN 2 MONTHS USING A CAMRY 2.2 ENGINE, COST OF MAINTENANCE WOULD BE LESSER

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