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If sex was like world cup or league, which states in nigeria would rank s strongest.
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Abeg make dem cancel am sef. Who no get electronic payment go to market. Useless boys

I would just drive off with the shoes

After a few rounds of s*x we stepped out to organize some goodies for the tommy then she ran into a guy. The b*ith actually introduced me as her neighbor, person wen no pass my age. I just walked out on her thats how i broke up,
No argument
No quarrel
No fight

I just confirmed my suspensions that the bitch was cheating

Money in one apartment is more than the cash contained in all the banks in warri+sapele.
Just imagine if the house got burnt

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When u sing that u have 30 billion in ur account u sef go need escort

180k

God when would i have cash to buys this kind of car. Person wen go buy am na human being like me. Such a lovely

720k for this old used, old number benz. Guy u must really be joking. Are u taking too much advantage of the dollar. Cuz u are overdoing. U would be lucky if someone gives u 400 for this man. Seriously man

Using nos on a nigerian highway that makes sense but u know its highly flammable

Almost stabbed my elder brother with a big knife when i was six, i remember it well.
At 8 was going it touch the red hot fuse in a transformer.
At 6 again tried to hold the blade of a blender and turned it on.
Buried a chicken alive for over 5 minutes to see how long it could hold its breath and it came out alive.

Yes oo 1.8 is supposed to be the maximum for this but because of dollar some were wen buy 1.6 then go spray the sell for higher cost. Well u will see buyer just now.

No mind am, he no know wetin him dey sell sef

Its gotta come down cuz even Naija used cars dont sell for less than a million anymore

Its a nice care to buy for your teenage daughter/son or househelp

BUSTED 2.1 for reg ML, dude please na do the math. because na benz?

The car sure looks good. Maybe too good, i aint a buyer but if i was, i would put this on the list. Clap for ur self. No worry u would eventually get a buyer. Try other sites too, with the same info and pictures to increase ur chances of getting a buyer

At least he doesn't dress like a villager. I hope say he no go do travel travel like buhari. Well he is more acting and active that the presido. Ride on my VP WE ARE PRAYING FOR U. Better to be loved than to be cursed

Thalamus:
wait ..wait.... waitoooo. OP abeg did you say bullet proof tyres?

Its a special type of tyre with self sealing capabilities if punctured u can still run on speed. But u know our vulcanizers cannot fix these tyres. Only tyre go buy lexus rx330

2 houses on 4 wheels. Why not meet davido, he get 30 billion, he will buy and dash u extra 5mill to flex

Only in delta

Ncsamuel:
so you are supporting cybercrime? Do you know you its also a crime?

No mind am. If them see sars or efcc na so dem body go dey flood with water. Do u know that most fraudsters edit the number plates out of pictures the snap with their car. because of fear of efcc and sars

You are saying afonja, if u come to edo/delta almost all the youths are into yahoo, a boy of 17yrs is building his 2nd mansion, everybody has cars. These guys are learners. Why i hate most these fraudsters is that they steal from the white, misuse the money on drinks, bitches and drugs and people still call the CHAIRMAN. What has this world turned to.
Well according to a post here, someone said its still better than carrying gun. You know yahoo hotness lasts just 5yrs then u renew your contract. If them come broke, u dont expect someone that gets at least 1 mills per month to be earning salary of 30k. What will he do when maga stop to pay. Most rush into marriage (deceive the idiot wife with money), build house. But after hunger takes them on the sell it all and the wife starts regretting. Make yahoo continue because if they go broke, the thieves, kidnappers and ritualistic people would be extremely uncountable.
I just dont fancy fraud. With the dollar on the high side why wouldn't fraudsters be as many as 80%of nigerian youths

She must be a sugar mummy because no one is supposed to stay single for that long

That bridge is a serious threat and the stupid government is doing nothing about it. Only last month an a vehicle plunge into the river. Last week some principals died. Now this. The potholes actually come as a surprise just after the bridge, u cant see the other side of the hill where the trap is.

tunnero2012:
bro pls mind what u'll say, i have said already dat i have problem uploading d pix. I can send d pix to anybody interested thru whatsapp. Simple as ABC

Guy this is Nigeria, things have changed. If u cannot upload a photo. Get someone to do it for you. Pictures is better used for advertising.

You call this super clean?
The bonnet needs to be changed, the door handles are broken even something as simple as the ashtray is missing.
The front fender is dented, accident car
The back has a flat tyre
The brakes might not be good sharp enough from my view
The front bumper has a missing pointer
470k haba and for a place like ibadan, guy consider and reduce, cant you see people aint even reasoning your offer.
If its 300 then u are gonna sell. It's even Mitsubishi. NOT A MAIN BRAND because parts as simple as oil filter wont be so easy to get. The car is at a mechanic workshop with a flat tyre so its clear its got issues
Infact it should sell for 250-270, i havent seen the car and i have already pointed out over 5 problems

How dog take dey rape dog? Why is a female dog called a bitch? because she collects and dont care.

E clear, she do runs. This one wen ritual guys no send. Take people pikin do jazz. But the babes them say them wan feel fly. She don hit bad market

With an act like this how would you be encouraged to vote in an igbo man to rule a nation like nigeria. I served in Anambra and i saw a lot of nepotism there. I love igbo people but lets face it, the time of nnamdi azikiwe is gone, such a great man why cant the modern igbo learn from him

If it comes down to 250, flight tickets would cost less and jumia/konga will come back to life. Dating site fraudsters go start to cry