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So, true let there be Northern and southern nigeria. Then we would see what part of nigeria would succeed. Nigeria is too big for one papa with ear defect to rule

Cornerstone2020:
I wonder who pays sarrki for his foolishness and sycophancy

This sarrki mumu get degree.
Let me give u an invitation to my zone to come and praise buhari, i would love to personally reset ur brain

What do i need a gun for?
I would use only fishing hook and rope

50 and still so FRESH.
MILF, MILF, MILF

gonkin:
I know OBJ is secretly happy cuz bu ha ha is very faulty and if he kick gallon, osijay would fall in. U dont need a prophet to see this, that was the pattern all along. Aboki just dey do world tour and diddn't know he's on grim reapers list

Thank God, my post wasn't deleted this time. NL wetin i do una before sef. Once i post about bu ha ha's condition, una go delete the post and block me for 24hrs

I know OBJ is secretly happy cuz bu ha ha is very faulty and if he kick gallon, osijay would fall in. U dont need a prophet to see this, that was the pattern all along. Aboki just dey do world tour and diddn't know he's on grim reapers list

I will definitely kill 3, no jokes cuz since he started ruling 20k cant get u a good phone

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Indegenes and residents of Sapele a lucrative town in Delta State have asked the Benin Electricity Distribution Company, BEDC to be ready to face the consequences if it
fails to heed its call to restore and supply moderate power to Sapele town within one week.

Sapele town has been in perpetual darkness for months as a result of
BEDC’s inability to supply electric power to one of the foremost towns Nigerian towns.

The people of Sapele handed down the threat during a peaceful protest
to the Office of the Distribution Company which shares the same
premises with African Timber& Plywood, AT& P in Sapele, Sapele Local
Government Area of Delta State.

The protesters who began their protests from the heart of Sapele called Olympia chanted solidarity
songs and matched through major streets in Sapele to register their
anger against BEDC while bearing placards with inscriptions such as
“Jegede must Go”, “ No Light, No bill”, “ Give us Prepaid Metres” also
accused BEDC of alleged overbilling and the failure to supply light
to them even when they pay their bills as at when due.

Those having power at the moment are those using 33 KV
Transformers(Industrial lines) while the others wallow in darkness. Many of the leaders of the town are also on the industrial lines and dont seem to feel act or care about the energy situations in the town

Speaking on behalf of the protesters, Rev. Fr. Christopher Ekabor the Parish Priest of St. Patrick Catholic Church Sapele
issued the BEDC one week ultimatum to restore and supply moderate power to
Sapele or be ready to face the consequences.

Fr. Ekabor noted that the few companies in Sapele have closed down
while some of them have relocated to other towns as a result of power
outage in the town.

According to Him, “I pay my bills and I see no reason why Sapele, a
foremost town should not have light. Companies like Eternit are dying
and relocating. We are giving BEDC one week ultimatum to restore and
supply light to Sapele town or be ready to face the music.”

In a swift reaction, BEDC’s Head of Corporate Communications, Mr.
Adekunle Tayo stated that the company decided to withhold supply of
power from Sapele town because the people don’t pay light bills.

Tayo said, “ It is what we have we give to the public” noting that the company is into deficit of 41% and above.”

In his words, “This is what we are supposed to give out. The 33KV
Transformer is for industrial lines.”

He betternot drive this to my area. Cuz one of them will not come back

A 26 year old Yahoo boy by nickname chino was said to have committed suicide in Warri yesterday. Residents of the area said they woke up this morning to see his dangling corpse.

The questions they asked themselves was why would he commit suicide on the eve of Christmas. We know a lot of nigerian youth now engage in Internet scams on an advanced level, but what would have pushed chino to die by the rope? May his soul rest in peace

Desiigner = Panda

Na only who no get babe fit do soapee
To me masturbation wasn't a sin, it was a c*ck massaging technique. Although masturbation made me a monster in bed. Learning how to control ejaculation and fine tune the pleasure between me and my partner. The first time i inserted my dog in a doughnut i couldn't go more than one round before been knocked out and thats about 8 mins. But now omo e be like vigil, i dey clear schedule.

Its good for those that dont last in bed to improve(libido) . Made my johnbull longer by a whole inch(jalquin) no jokes.

But i have long graduated from the class of masturbation and i still know how to control the girls mood during sessions.

prettyboi1989:
cant these companies be professional, so if they want to send proposals to another company is it text message they will use? No. so how come they now use text messages to reach out to prospective employees? the fvck, has emails stopped working? who does dat

I have gone for an interview where all we got was text and each step was text, when u pass interview it was text, when u are invited its text, a lot of people that has done interviews know that. If u check the text system is actually faster to some firms because u are always with ur phone.

There was a time i got an invitation from Haliburton 2 hours after the interview date, i was at anambra and the venue was lagos. Even if i drove a mustang, fxx evolution or venono i wont make it. Abi na flight. My place of service was 2hrs journey from onitsha. To get Internet we had to stand by the road side to get 1 bar of signal. Even the community cybercafe was on dsl and yet the time to open Google is enough to boil indomie. Sometimes text is faster

MTN enemy of progress, its activated on full blocking mode on my sim. Abi is this the reason for me not getting custom messages. Cuz i always received invites like water before i finished nysc in nov 2014 when i finished i only saw email invites. Could this have been the cause. MOGBÉ oooo, moku oooo

This is some good art. If he had an enemy all that dude has to do is use a rock

If this happened to buhari, nigerians would be celebrating

For a governor's daughter, she aint all that, i have seen prettier that grew up in the slumps, this na make up

1st class in agricultural economics, i laugh.
If it was 1st class in engineering i for salute.
This na Naija, first class doesn't really get u the job, na connection things.
But for her case sha, na beauty go help her, as long as she doesn't grow WUGLY.

I don see 419

PLAYER PRO any day any time. Use dsp packs and u would wonder.

I would save 3 cuz she needs to be serviced, her necks too skinny

She reminds me of the poem LONDON BRIDGE HAS FALLEN DOWN, FALLEN DOWN, FALLEN DOWN....

Really big breast, it seems she's been using it for one of its major functions

I finished with upper credit Hnd, i have over 9 other certifications and i am very skill in computing, mechanical and even trained people after i finished Nd at phcn.
Now i don do Nysc since 2014. STILL JOBLESS.

IF I SAW A JOB OF 30K and the stress is worth the pay, i would be jumping with happiness. We don do entrepreneur before and i wouldn't lie to you it takes God for a business to be stable.

If you dont want the job pls mail me at gonkins@gmail.com.

Here's the click, your salary is your failsafe money. There are many ways to use 20k from 80k every month. If you are not married ooo

And now the vaseline crew would stare and scream MILF MILF MILF MILF.

Why doesn't he just suffer from stroke, he's old enough

I learnt how to drive ON MY OWN with an auto transmission.
Pedal control and steering control. Brakes and concentration.

All i did to later drive a manual was read a book on clutch and watch some youtube videos

The first manual i ever drove has bad brakes, and i diddn't collide with any other. That same day i personally bleeded the brakes and shifted gears like i was a racer in fast and Furious.

Learnt manual has quicker acceleration but i would take automatic any day any time any where. Cuz i drive an auto like its truely automatic. How would u feel if u saw a car moving and nobody's on the driving seat. I do that alot but on mpv and bus like vehicles.