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Travel › Re: Tanker Crushes A Man's Car From Behind (Photos) by gonkin(m): 3:32pm On Feb 25, 2017
You drive car of at least 2.5 million not that u are running cab service, u dont have a job and u say u are broke.

He must be a yahoo boy because they are the only people i know that can hit 7 million and use 6.5million to buy car 400k for flexing and beer then 100k for bitches.

You better go and thank God for your life the person wen u maga, him swear dey pursue you
Politics › Re: Protest In Sapele Over Power Outage & Outrageous Bill (Photos) by gonkin(m): 1:26pm On Feb 25, 2017
kimacent:
BREAKING NEWS...
On issue of electricity
Minister of Power - Babatunde Raji Fashola
asked me to tell you that all Power belongs to God
Is it not the same fashola whi made a statement that "SANGO CANT GENERATE 1KW OF POWER' No worry sango go send am thunder.
Car Talk › Re: Flying Cars 2017: Which Of These Flying Cars Would You Wish To Have? by gonkin(m): 10:30pm On Feb 24, 2017
For those saying aeromobil, its almost killed the company ceo during a demonstration as a result of technical difficulties.
Politics › Re: Protest In Sapele Over Power Outage & Outrageous Bill (Photos) by gonkin(m): 1:04pm On Feb 24, 2017
Lalasticlala pls move to front page.

3hours of power in 24 hours isnt fair especially when this same town actually generates power.

If you receive 3hrs of powee in 24hrs for 31days and you get a bill of 9k to 35k per month what would you expect of the town's residents.

The most annoying thing is that the good for nothing leaders connected to the industrial line 33kv dont and never feel concerned. I think there should be a protest to remove the incompetent leaders too

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: (help About Shell Appointment Letter) by gonkin(m): 5:31pm On Feb 22, 2017
Is the email from sunday.morres@gmail.com? Cuz i was sent something similar
Politics › Re: We Are No Longer Comfortable Being Part Of Nigeria - Igbo Leaders. by gonkin(m): 9:08pm On Feb 17, 2017
So, true let there be Northern and southern nigeria. Then we would see what part of nigeria would succeed. Nigeria is too big for one papa with ear defect to rule
Politics › Re: Presidency Staff On Standby For Buhari's Return - The Punch by gonkin(m): 8:49am On Feb 11, 2017
Cornerstone2020:
I wonder who pays sarrki for his foolishness and sycophancy
This sarrki mumu get degree.
Let me give u an invitation to my zone to come and praise buhari, i would love to personally reset ur brain
Jokes Etc › Re: There's $15.5 Billion Behind That Door, what Would You do?(PIC) by gonkin(m): 11:05am On Feb 04, 2017
What do i need a gun for?
I would use only fishing hook and rope
Celebrities › Re: Gloria Anozie Young Celebrates Her 50th Birthday & 25th Nollywood Anniversary by gonkin(m): 11:00am On Feb 04, 2017
50 and still so FRESH.
MILF, MILF, MILF
Politics › Re: "Wait For Another Election, If You Don't Like Buhari" – Obasanjo by gonkin(m): 10:58am On Feb 04, 2017
gonkin:
I know OBJ is secretly happy cuz bu ha ha is very faulty and if he kick gallon, osijay would fall in. U dont need a prophet to see this, that was the pattern all along. Aboki just dey do world tour and diddn't know he's on grim reapers list
Thank God, my post wasn't deleted this time. NL wetin i do una before sef. Once i post about bu ha ha's condition, una go delete the post and block me for 24hrs
Politics › Re: "Wait For Another Election, If You Don't Like Buhari" – Obasanjo by gonkin(m): 10:55am On Feb 04, 2017
I know OBJ is secretly happy cuz bu ha ha is very faulty and if he kick gallon, osijay would fall in. U dont need a prophet to see this, that was the pattern all along. Aboki just dey do world tour and diddn't know he's on grim reapers list
Jokes Etc › Re: Which One Of These 6 Men Would You Save? by gonkin(m): 12:47pm On Jan 14, 2017
I will definitely kill 3, no jokes cuz since he started ruling 20k cant get u a good phone
Nairaland General › Re: Protest Against Power Distribution Company In Sapele by gonkin(op): 8:12am On Dec 29, 2016
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Nairaland General › Protest Against Power Distribution Company In Sapele by gonkin(op): 8:07am On Dec 29, 2016
Indegenes and residents of Sapele a lucrative town in Delta State have asked the Benin Electricity Distribution Company, BEDC to be ready to face the consequences if it
fails to heed its call to restore and supply moderate power to Sapele town within one week.

Sapele town has been in perpetual darkness for months as a result of
BEDC’s inability to supply electric power to one of the foremost towns Nigerian towns.

The people of Sapele handed down the threat during a peaceful protest
to the Office of the Distribution Company which shares the same
premises with African Timber& Plywood, AT& P in Sapele, Sapele Local
Government Area of Delta State.

The protesters who began their protests from the heart of Sapele called Olympia chanted solidarity
songs and matched through major streets in Sapele to register their
anger against BEDC while bearing placards with inscriptions such as
“Jegede must Go”, “ No Light, No bill”, “ Give us Prepaid Metres” also
accused BEDC of alleged overbilling and the failure to supply light
to them even when they pay their bills as at when due.

Those having power at the moment are those using 33 KV
Transformers(Industrial lines) while the others wallow in darkness. Many of the leaders of the town are also on the industrial lines and dont seem to feel act or care about the energy situations in the town

Speaking on behalf of the protesters, Rev. Fr. Christopher Ekabor the Parish Priest of St. Patrick Catholic Church Sapele
issued the BEDC one week ultimatum to restore and supply moderate power to
Sapele or be ready to face the consequences.

Fr. Ekabor noted that the few companies in Sapele have closed down
while some of them have relocated to other towns as a result of power
outage in the town.

According to Him, “I pay my bills and I see no reason why Sapele, a
foremost town should not have light. Companies like Eternit are dying
and relocating. We are giving BEDC one week ultimatum to restore and
supply light to Sapele town or be ready to face the music.”

In a swift reaction, BEDC’s Head of Corporate Communications, Mr.
Adekunle Tayo stated that the company decided to withhold supply of
power from Sapele town because the people don’t pay light bills.

Tayo said, “ It is what we have we give to the public” noting that the company is into deficit of 41% and above.”

In his words, “This is what we are supposed to give out. The 33KV
Transformer is for industrial lines.”

Politics › Re: Man Attaches "Buhari Till We Die" To His Car Due To His Love For Buhari by gonkin(m): 8:17pm On Dec 28, 2016
He betternot drive this to my area. Cuz one of them will not come back
Crime › Yahoo Boy Commits Suicide In Warri by gonkin(op): 9:59am On Dec 25, 2016
A 26 year old Yahoo boy by nickname chino was said to have committed suicide in Warri yesterday. Residents of the area said they woke up this morning to see his dangling corpse.

The questions they asked themselves was why would he commit suicide on the eve of Christmas. We know a lot of nigerian youth now engage in Internet scams on an advanced level, but what would have pushed chino to die by the rope? May his soul rest in peace

Music/Radio › Re: Which Song Made Your 2016? by gonkin(m): 12:31am On Dec 24, 2016
Desiigner = Panda
Christianity Etc › Re: Is Masturbation A Sin?. by gonkin(m): 12:28am On Dec 24, 2016
Na only who no get babe fit do soapee
To me masturbation wasn't a sin, it was a c*ck massaging technique. Although masturbation made me a monster in bed. Learning how to control ejaculation and fine tune the pleasure between me and my partner. The first time i inserted my dog in a doughnut i couldn't go more than one round before been knocked out and thats about 8 mins. But now omo e be like vigil, i dey clear schedule.

Its good for those that dont last in bed to improve(libido) . Made my johnbull longer by a whole inch(jalquin) no jokes.

But i have long graduated from the class of masturbation and i still know how to control the girls mood during sessions.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Seeker? Have You Not Been Getting Invite, What's Your Do-not-disturb Status? by gonkin(m): 12:54pm On Dec 23, 2016
prettyboi1989:
cant these companies be professional, so if they want to send proposals to another company is it text message they will use? No. so how come they now use text messages to reach out to prospective employees? the fvck, has emails stopped working? who does dat
I have gone for an interview where all we got was text and each step was text, when u pass interview it was text, when u are invited its text, a lot of people that has done interviews know that. If u check the text system is actually faster to some firms because u are always with ur phone.

There was a time i got an invitation from Haliburton 2 hours after the interview date, i was at anambra and the venue was lagos. Even if i drove a mustang, fxx evolution or venono i wont make it. Abi na flight. My place of service was 2hrs journey from onitsha. To get Internet we had to stand by the road side to get 1 bar of signal. Even the community cybercafe was on dsl and yet the time to open Google is enough to boil indomie. Sometimes text is faster
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job Seeker? Have You Not Been Getting Invite, What's Your Do-not-disturb Status? by gonkin(m): 8:08am On Dec 23, 2016
MTN enemy of progress, its activated on full blocking mode on my sim. Abi is this the reason for me not getting custom messages. Cuz i always received invites like water before i finished nysc in nov 2014 when i finished i only saw email invites. Could this have been the cause. MOGBÉ oooo, moku oooo
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Artwork Made With Coca-Cola Bottles By A YABATECH Student (Photos) by gonkin(m): 8:13am On Dec 20, 2016
This is some good art. If he had an enemy all that dude has to do is use a rock
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Ambassador To Turkey Assassinated By Turkish Policeman In Ankara by gonkin(m): 7:31am On Dec 20, 2016
If this happened to buhari, nigerians would be celebrating
Politics › Re: Meet Fatima Ganduje, The Prettiest Governor's Daughter In Nigeria (pics) by gonkin(m): 8:00am On Dec 05, 2016
For a governor's daughter, she aint all that, i have seen prettier that grew up in the slumps, this na make up
Education › Re: Precious Okoro, FUTO First Class Graduate by gonkin(m): 7:57am On Dec 05, 2016
1st class in agricultural economics, i laugh.
If it was 1st class in engineering i for salute.
This na Naija, first class doesn't really get u the job, na connection things.
But for her case sha, na beauty go help her, as long as she doesn't grow WUGLY.
Christianity Etc › Re: My ATM Card's Security Code Is 666 by gonkin(m): 3:58pm On Dec 04, 2016
I don see 419
Phones › Re: What App Do You Use To Play Music? by gonkin(m): 7:34am On Dec 04, 2016
PLAYER PRO any day any time. Use dsp packs and u would wonder.

Celebrities › Re: If Any Of These Top Celebrities Were Drowning, Which One Would You Save? by gonkin(m): 12:17pm On Dec 03, 2016
I would save 3 cuz she needs to be serviced, her necks too skinny

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