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Mandate2023:
Nw I know u r a clown that should not be taken serious

Where you actually expecting Tinubu to come 3rd or 4th? When kwankwaso and Sowore are there?

Agbegbaorogboye:
You're just trolling
That's alright and acceptable on SM

You're political naive. Those who understands reality knows this. Even buhari is so sure that tehifnubu will come distant 5th

losky83:
Na ur prick?yes, na your bang? yes, na ur Nairaland? Big fat no. Keep ur banging to yourself. Nairaland is not a porn site. Do not come here and confuse others. Psychologically guys that brag about having sex on socio media are far from what they brag about.

I don't understand this bragging of a thing, someone posted his experience on Cross over night and it related to sex una say the person dey brag. As in Are you Sure you guys are okay?

Bros no One is bragging here You're the only one reading with envy and bitterness. Check the comment box, some dudes too are pain. But I no send anybody papa. This is a new year!

However, I shared my cross over night experience here, you can equally share yours too Otherwise take a chill and rest!!!

Agbegbaorogboye:
Do you know that soap bubbles are not real? They are everywhere while you're washing taking up space and air colourfully in their large numbers but they do not exist in reality. Just try to hold one in your hands and poof! They disappear.
That's your reality

Unfortunately son, Tinubu will come distant 5th behind sowore in this election

It is certain that Obi is the next president of Nigeria come 2023

God bless our incoming president peter Obi

I keep asking...On what grounds would APC want Nigerians to vote for the party come 2023?

Anyone campaigning for APC despite their bloody failure should be seen as an enemy of Nigeria! 

Nigeria says NO to old ancestors! Peter Obi is the best candidate we have now!!!!

Of course every sane Nigerian knows that peter Obi is the best man for the job.

God bless our incoming president peter Babatunde Hassan Oluwadare Ahmed Osamudiamen Obi GCFR president of Nigeria

Agbegbaorogboye:
What is dis one saying
Obi is nonexistent in Kwara

Be informed that the entire SW region is on lockdown for PO.

Dshocker:
Funny enough, 19yrs ago, people gathered and ate rice, thinking that a child has been born, not knowing that a mistake was brought into the world.

You come in here, fabricate unwarranted lies, to sound like a super man... How dumb.

Na why I say your Papa

Why should you become a salary earner?

Don't look for job. Start a business instead.
Whatever your hands fineth to do, do it diligently. Make sure you start that business this Year!

losky83:
BRO, AM NOT PREACHING BUT ONLY ADVISING YOU.IF YOU LIKE YOU TAKE OR LEAVE IT.BUT DO NOT CONFUSE OTHERS BY MAKING THEM FEEL IT'S RIGHT. IF YOU WANT TO BANG FROM 1St TO 31St,KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. WE DO NOT GIVE A SHHHT ABOUT IT.BUT THE DAY WILL COME WHEN YOU WOULD SEE YOURSELF IN A PLACE WHERE YOU WOULD REGRET EVER HAVING A PRICK

Rest! Shey I'm the one banging the pussy? I no know why u dey complain. Shey na my prick nii? Abi your own dey Miss? Bros just rest!

Dshocker:
I no blame you, na mama thank you ma you still dey operate.

Your papa

Dshocker:
If care is not taken you are still a Virgin, you come online and spill thrash.

Na why I say your papa

losky83:
YOU THINK IT'S A JOKE RIGHT.THERE ARE MANY FINER THAN YOU, RICHER THAN YOU,CONNECTION AND FAME BUT THEY DO NOT GET THE CHANCE TO SEE THE NEXT YEAR, NOT BECAUSE GOD HATES THEM BUT BY HIS GRACE YOU ARE ALIVE TO CROSS AND YOU THINK THE BEST THING A MAN SHOULD DO ON THE LAST DAY BREAKING A NEW YEAR IS TO FORNICATE,AFTER 364 DAYS OF FORNICATION, YOU CAN NOT THANK THE ALMIGHTY FOR KEEPING YOU BUT YOU STILL FEEL IT'S A WAY OF PROVING TO YOURSELF THAT YOU ARE THE MAIN FLEXO MAN.
BRO, LET ME ADVICE YOU. FROM MY PAST AS A CHRONIC WOMANISER WITH AN UNBELIEVABLE RECORD OF SLEEPING WITH WOMEN, THERE WOULD NEVER BE ANYTHING SWEETER, BETTER AND SAFER THAN ACCEPTING CHRIST JESUS.YOU CAN GET MARRIED AND SLEEP WITH YOUR WIFE EVEN ON THE 31ST,BUT DO NOT FORNICATE WITH ANOTHER BUT RATHER THANK GOD FOR PRESERVING YOU.
YOU SAY YOU DO IT EVERY 31ST BUT HAVE YOU ASKED YOURSELF HOW YOU ARE PROTECTED UPTO THE 31St OR YOU THINK IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE D-GUY,NO.
GIVE YOUR LIFE TO CHRIST AND STOP CONFUSING OTHERS.

This isn't a religious thread. Create your own thread like that popular NL pastor and preach there! So relax!!!

Dshocker:
Shut up, you are lying....

Your Papa

Temptee101:
Lol...

See what you are begging the mods to put on front page on New Year Day.

It's not your fault, nairaland lately has turned to a dumping ground where all manner of useless topics hit the frontpage

Lol na so we see am Comrade

LOVEGINO:
I dey wait for dem. I even save d babe name as WIPER

One is below your comment now like this Boss. Werey wants me to teach him how to get girls whereas we've created multiple threads as regards to all that since years ago.

Some people too dey mumu aswear

LOVEGINO:
lol. Baba e do me.

Some werey go soon come ask you to explain and prove how you did it.

I don't know why some people are just so dumb on this forum. Just watch they'll soon comma attack u now

Mikebjoe:
Just dey play mumu

Seun mynd44 lalastical justwise farano OAM4J Disguy

Rule 2 of

joeeee240:
Seems you're just here to brag then. Cause no where did i say I'm not familiar with red pill concepts

If you were truly an alpha Male and there would be no need to get triggered or try to prove yourself.

Simple questions and you decided to lecture on something irrelevant. Or are you scared you'd be caught on something?

Bros, this is a new year and like I said I'm not here to lecture anyone on anything. The choice is yours to think otherwise. This is My last response to you

Unfortunately, Tinubu will come distant 5th in this election

That's what I'm talking about.

God bless our incoming president peter Obi

LOVEGINO:
baba she wan kee me with fvck.

Na Man you be my Gee

Anyiamaka:
This is a bad way to end a year and a very bad way to start a new one. Nobody is perfect. I am not judging you. It should normally not be my business. I am concerned about the "church girl" you denied the privilege of going to rehearsal and further kept her away from the church and the dance performance due to her. I pray God forgives her.
Now you have taken advantage of her and further prevented her from crossing over in the church, do you feel any better than a mischievous devil?

The most important thing was that she even enjoyed the banging more than I did. So relax she can always go to church and dance any other day.

joeeee240:
Couple of questions: which state did this one happen? And what do you mean by steady? Every day? Every week? And is she really "very beautiful"?

Btw, best thing you can do though is to edit your thread and give more detailed breakdown on how you went about meeting her... what you said to her, the conversation etc... that way it looks you're trying to pass a message or teach something NOT bragging

You can even use it as an opportunity to teach, educate guys and probably sell a book or course to make money

Generally, anything that looks like bragging anywhere would be frowned upon that's why you're getting the back lash.

The only exception is if what you did is really really really impressive.

I'm not here to teach anything bro. To understand how this things works you need to become a Redpiller and an alpha male.

Oga, a girl can tell if she wants to have sex with you the moment she sees you for the first time. Bros, the same way we consider a girl beautiful, hot and sexy and wish to bang her, is exactly the same way they consider Guys hot too and wish to bang him, but of course they won't tell you or say it. Only real Men/alphas understands this game.

To understand it, become a Redpiller otherwise you're still far from reality

losky83:
GUY, PRAY OH.
WISE GUYS DEY GO CHURCH TO CROSS OVER WITH CHRIST AFTER THEIR YAHOO, WOMANISING, DRINKING AND ALL BECAUSE THEY ACKNOWLEDGE SEY NA GOD DEY PROTECT THEM BUT YOU DECIDE TO CROSS WITH THE UNKNOWN WEY YOU NO SABI IF NA SATAN WIFE WEY KONJI HOLD.
PRAY OH, BECAUSE IF NA SATAN WIFE, UR 2023 END THIS MORNING. UR OWN DON FINISH. SATAN GO COME AFTER YOU AND ANGEL GABRIEL GO DEY BUSY DEY GRANT WISHES OF PEOPLE LIKE ME WEY PRAY AND WELCOME THE YEAR IN A NONE SINFUL WAY.
YOU THINK SEY I GO HAIL YOU SEY YOU BE CORRECT GUY LIKE OTHERS WEY DEY DECEIVE YOU, NA LIE, YOU BE MOOMOO.
AFTER GOD PROTECT YOU IN 2022,YOU END THE YEAR WITH SATAN.
WELLS DONE.

So banging means ending the year with Satan? Lol, Nigerians sef.

Omo bro that's how I always spend my 31st December night

AbujaCitiBlog:
Just a recap on who the fool is, Who paid for the Hotel you are currently occupying with her? Who paid for all the food and drinks both of you are consuming? Who will give her money/ transport when she is going? There, you have the fool thinking he is wise.

This is something you could have relaxed in your room, go to your browser and locate Xvideos, look for any babe of your speck and self-service to your satisfaction, save your money, your time and your health from infections!

The girl is wise, you are a first class idiot!

A Guy who masturbates is obviously an idiot and a fool. I'm very sure you are!!

Masturbation will soon kill you. You better flee from masturbation.

UnfairLife7:
Tinubu for obvious reasons is likely to win the presidency

I hope he gives Nigerians a renewed hope as promised

So u don't have PVC and yet u still get mouth dey talk? bunch of confused lunatics everywhere!

Omo your own stupidity is second to none aswear!

sapele914:
Go and ask your fellow Almijiris in Gombe & Yobe to show their own.

As expected. You don't have PVC yet you rant the most. This is exactly why I don't take any of you urchins Yolubbas serious

sapele914:
I bow o, party wey no get single Governor, Senator, House of Assembly member both @ Federal & state level wan win President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Na only Political Oblivious Mumus fit imagine that kind misconstrued imagination.

Do you have PVC? Yes or no?

UnfairLife7:
Atiku will obviously give Tinubu a run but he's likely to come second after Tinubu

I hope Tinubu give Nigerians dividend of democracy just as he did in Lagos alongside with his successor

Omo no dey disguise again. No be Wetin I ask you be that.

U get PVC Abi u no get?

NeoMatr:
Op, do u know the girl before

Or

Is it your first time of seeing/talking to the girl

My first time of seeing her!

This isn't the first time I'm banging a girl I just met., I dey do am steady