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Sweetplum:
Same way your mom uses her own well until she misused it with your dad cos it resulted into you who's a mistake n her pain!

If e sure for you, explain the terminology

There are 2 types of bank. The commercial bank with cash and the body bank.
The body bank if well used is greater.

Only a prostitute and an olosho can say such

Sweetplum:
Seems you ll need to post these everywhere till I tell you the source of the quote.
Don't you wish to know the rational behind it?

When we say Nigeria girls are extremely useless and have only pussy to offer, some people will think we're Joking.

The body bank if well used is greater.

Your mother Must be weeping wherever she is right now because of the above.

Sweetplum:
There are 2 types of bank. The commercial bank with cash and the body bank.
The body bank if well used is greater.

Olosho don drop quote

She has gone for hookup and runz business in another state. No shaking, She'll be back after collecting and Chopping dick

obembet:
Forget social media noise .. all this Igbo representing every state can make noise pass Chelsea fans. February is very close

This one is still pained over nothing.

Be informed that Peter Obi is your next president come 2023

Sweetplum:
There are 2 types of bank. The commercial bank with cash and the body bank.
The body bank if well used is greater.

Olosho don drop quote.

Explain the above statements if you're not an olosho.

Sweetplum:
There are 2 types of bank. The commercial bank with cash and the body bank.
The body bank if well used is greater.

As expected.

Olosho don drop quote

Peter Obi anyday anytime twice on Saturday night

Arthur eze is a very smart business man. Man will Cash out massively from Atiku and at end he will vote for peter Obi.

Bradford111:
What should I do please?

Bros let her go. Have seen her types before and there's absolutely nothing you can do.

You're feeling insecure hence you Went and started chatting her on all platforms (even hiding your identity). Bros, a real man Won't bother replying her let's break up message, he'll ignore her ass and only call her up when he wants to bang her pussy.

However, oga why on earth would you buy a Nigerian girl a phone? Is she your wife? Are you her father? I'm sure you bought her that Phone because you thought you're the only banging her pussy? This is exactly the problem I have With you simps!

Oga collect your phone back and let her go. I think you're the nice guy type, hence she feels extremely vulnerable to have you. Bros, na bad boys and yahoo boys wey go destroyed her life with crazy adventures she dey find. You better let her go. I have seen her type a lot. Let her go but make sure you collect your phone back.

Jeon:
Mrcork, why is rape still on Earth?

Ask your father and brothers this question

siofra:
If you like wail and die

A woman's vagina is more valuable than money.

Cabin biscuit is more expensive than pussy.

This simply means a man can get any pussy of his choice with just fanta and cabin biscuit. So what are you saying?

jeromestarks:
If you're one of those who desire a pure and happy marriage which will last a lifetime, then you must desire a virgin woman.
Look for a virgin woman in the following places
1. Her father's house: Look for a family with a decent lifestyle where you live. Find a way to become friends with any of this family members. Observe the girl you want in this family and chat with her. Then go ahead to inform her parents of your intention to marry their daughter.
Happy home awaits you.

2. Through your friends: Ask your "bad boys" to tell you about any good girl in their neighborhood. Those bad boys know which girl is responsible and which girl is fvcked by boys. They know the bitches. So tell them you need a good girl who is pure and they will lead you directly to the door step of a true woman. Chat with her, go on a date and visit her family.
Happy home awaits you.

3. In prayers: You can do like my uncle who prayed for virgin and exactly one month later, a virgin walked up to him and asked him to help her carry some items she bought to take to school. They got talking and today, they are married happily. She was a virgin. He said that from her dressing he knew she was a virgin (decent, clean girl with a steady gait and a graceful walking posture).

If you want a serious relationship, never look for a girl in
a. University ( most of them are used by yahoo boys and they don't even know).
b. On social media ( most of them have guys they sex chat with and fvck.)
c. In church choir ( believe me or not, these girls are religious oloshos).
d. Hausa girls ( Their religion don't have problem with virginity. No teaching in their holy book which mandates you to marry a virgin so most of their girls do shitty things. Some get fvcked outside their house in the night by guys who rides motorcycles. They will sit in the dark and hide the guy inside that their big cloth. The guy will lick, finger, fvck and release. We see many of them here in sokoto).
d. Jobless girls looking classy. (No need for long story. You already know how she maintains her expensive lifestyle)

Comrade go to any bar, collect anything in my name I'll pay.

This is the sanest post I have ever seen on NL.

Samantha123:
Being a sex freak does not mean you're broken, but it's a preference.

Some people like being freaks in bed, others are gentle, while some are just in between.

Olosho don drop quote

Ruthie0224:
You know people can and do fake this stuff right?

No they can't!

Aunty a leopard can never change it skin. So what are you saying? No matter how you tend to pretend and fake it, your true character and oloshoism nature must show

PerfectMan24:
Abeg let us try this time to vote out wrong candidates

Be rest assured that tehifnubu and Atiku ain't going anywhere in this election

Pooldrowning:
You are too FOOL of yourself

U should know already that LeoDeKing Abi Wetin be e name is too proud, pompous and arrogant just like the drug dealer.

More reason why I don't take people like that serious

PerfectMan24:
Tinubu doesn't regard or value any Christian or non-muslim.
U and ur kings are infidels before him

We'll respond to the druggie accordingly come Feb 25th

Mickykarim:
NOT AN IGNORANT DUNCE IN YOUR ILK!

Keep dreaming vanity.

Show us your PVC or forever shut up!

I challenge you to post your PVC with your moniker boldly written on it

Mickykarim:
SELF DECEIVING DELUSIONAL BUMP.

If you are telling the world about your preference, why are you not bold enough, also? To proudly tell the whole wide world who the heck the bunkum you are.

WHY ARE YOU FACELESS, COVERING YOUR IDENTITY?

You need to go back to school to curb your IGNORANCE because you have just broken the electoral law of secret balloting.

After wailing you'll still vote massively for peter Obi.

I can see oredo in the background.

We Edo sons and daughters are just everywhere! We're ready to usher in a Dawn of a New era with PO

Only daft people takes clowns like Reno omokri and Keyamo serious

[quote author= post=119805649]With Tony Kabaka if Tinubu get 5% from Edo he should give thanksgiving[/quote]Which 5% from Edo?

Bros, Tinubu will not get 1% vote here in Edo State. Go and write it down. Edo State is on lockdown for peter Obi

Dem still dey wail on top this matter?

By Feb 25th when Obi has been declared president elect FRN, dem go commit sucide one after the other

Minime10:
Why for Binani
Why not for Tinubu

Because the North has since abandoned Tinubu. The man is on his own.

PETER OBI is the next president of Nigeria come 2023

Enny2013:
Lol...she cud b a sister though.

Keep deceiving yourself.

That pedophile must be arrested and executed now for sexual assault

sapele914:
Isn’t it that same General Charles under pdp that ran for Governor against Oshiomole that was just made executive director finance NDDC?

Don’t know why poor people always feel more important than they really are? If you like vote Peter Obi 1 thousand times, will not change the result @ Akpakpava.

Let it be oga. Why u dey lament? Leave our akpakpava for us.

We'll vote massively for peter Obi a million times over and over again any day any time twice on Saturday afternoon.

sapele914:
Isn’t it that same General Charles under pdp that ran for Governor against Oshiomole that was just made executive director finance NDDC?

Don’t know why poor people always feel more important than they really are?

Bros, be informed that Tinubu will not get -1% vote here in Edo State. The man is so inconsequential and unknown

jahsharon:
If you use this time to concentrate on your life, then you will not be begging for food

As usual. Always saying Off point

Hydroxide:
okay, Tinubu knows he will be losing Edo state already even before the election begins. Anyways, Edo no be Lagos still ring a bell and Tinubu for just remove Edo state from him campaign plans. All these Apc and tinubu supporters no just get sense.

As it is now, Tinubu will not get -1% votes here in Edo State. The man is so inconsequential that nobody recognizes him