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It reminds me of his 80s hit: I'M A BAD MAN.

Chorus:
I'm a bad man
Not ashame No.
I'm bad man,
I don't need no love.


Truly a bad man
So sad.

He was my best R&B artist.

Savourt:
The reason why you refer to them as simply Gambia instead of "The Gambia" like the citizens prefer to call their country?

Yes you are right.
The citizens call it The Gambia. But the rest of Africa call it Gambia. It's easier called Gambia

The Gambia is the right pronouciation. Like The United States, The United Kingdom.
But I never mentioned the name in my first post. I just said a country far west of Africa.

Guy I'm tired of typing and my battery power is running out.
Anyone can believe what they choose to believe.

Gdnight

arthurwillia:
Good story writer you try

See set up! It’s well o
How did you meet yoruba people in far away foreign land

I wonder how you reason guy or lady.
This isn't an insult though.

You claim my story Is fake because the lady is a yoruba. Are you saying Yorubas or Ibos don't travel?

The reasoning of many of you on Nairaland only exposes your age, your mental capacity and naivety.

The country I talked about is Gambia. There are lots of Nigerians in Gambia mostly Igbos and Yorubas. Hausas don't travel much.
The woman is a yoruba woman and I am Yoruba.

Gambia is one of the most peaceful countries in Africa and it's tourism used to be one of the best in Africa.

There are lots of Seria-Leonians , Liberians and Ghanians in Gambia.

What else do you want to know?

Remain blessed.

I have not read a post from Slawormir for a long time.
SLA. How you dey now?

arthurwillia:
Give us your story boss.. this story gave us made up, it’s obvious.

Ok.
I am a born again and I try hard to please God. Though not perfect.
It was a foreign land far west of Africa. I lived there for four years. The first and second years, I had no girlfriend. I was a member of the choir and it was my unit male members only that used to visit me. A complete bachelor I was.
There was this married choir member sister who lived five houses away from mine. The husband was nice and friendly and they had two boys. The man was a taxi driver. In this country, you could walk around through the night. 24/7 taxis work. So this man used to go for night driving. It was a tourist country. Very peaceful.

This sister started to get close to me and I suspected nothing. In fact I got the house I lived through her. She called her self my sister for the landlord to trust to give me the house.

She started visiting me in the dead of the night after the husband must have gone to work in the night leaving the kids at home. The kids were like Five and two years of age.

She would bring the children's uniform for ironing when we live on the same street using same transformer. If I have light they have light too. So why come to my place to iron.
When it got to her wearing transparent wears that allows me see her panties I started to leave the room for her. I would go out to jist with the locals in the compound. After a while she stopped coming and one day she made a statement that suggested she was taking me for a homosexual.
"A kuku ri girlfriend yin ri. A sì mọ ibi tẹ máa nda sí" ( We no kuku see any lady with you. But we sha know how you dey relieve yourself o ) she said it jokingly but I got the message. I smiled and asked what she meant. She said I know what she meant now. I kept quiet.
I didnt fight her but only was careful with her.

One night there was no light so I was outside discussing with my landlords grown-up nephews. The husband of this sister just showed up . He came home from work and came to ask me if the wife was in my place and I said no. And he left. He knew I can't keep the wife in the room and I'm out jisting.
I guess since I was doing like a saint she has gone to collect panshy from someone else in the area.

I just thanked God. If I had started fucking her that was how the husband would have caught us in the act.
And talking about Sister Jane (not real name) she carry for back no be small.

Not long after, before she would dent my image with her devilish suspicion, I started dating a sister in the church and ended up marrying her.

It happens. It takes discipline and the fear of God to resist such temptations

Auto-correct nearly finish me before finishing this story. I hate long posts on phone.

You see how the nonsense people do at home hunt them outside?
As a billionaire, what stops Ekweremadu to even announce on social media the problem of his child and the need for a kidney donor. People go rush am if the money is attractive. There are lots of guys who would be willing to donate their kidney as cheaply as 5millon naira talkless 10M.
There is no way such a transaction between him and the donor would be denied. And it won't be illegal in the UK.

This is how people put themselves in trouble because of the useless power and evil previledges they have in Nigeria.

If one of Buhari's children or that of Osinbajo was among the abducted train passengers would they still be in their abductors' captivity?

arthurwillia:
This never happened but continue your preaching sha

Don't say it never happened.
Shit happens.
I was tempted likewise by a married woman and thank God I didn't fall .

Alexiiydon:
make he no Dey use him quotes collect space na watin I Dey fight for be that

Dem dey collect money for space booking?
If oga ṣeun dey pay pls let me know o. Na to dey book space everyday

What are they looking for in Russia. Even me, if given Russia visa I no go look am twice. Russia na country?

Cape Verde better pass.

Alexiiydon:
na why you poke nose for watin no concern you either 177/144 I no say he no fit Dey the figure

Be concerned about your life. Leave him with his. If dey o , e no fit dey o. Face your life.
That's the point I am making.

Tinubuurchin100:
Tinubu will never rule Nigeria

what about when he finds his missing certificate?

Alexiiydon:
end time pastor you too won behave like Noah you forget say that one see clear vision since when I don Dey NL as a visitor I don Dey notice you and your end time never still come better work on better things you fit no Dey part of the 177000 whey go enter

It is not 177,000 neither is it 144,000 that will make heaven.
Won't it be wise to be concerned about your personal salvation instead of poking nose into some else's life.

Rastaramsey:
You're so so deluded......

You are so pathetic.
Leave him to live his life.

It's madness to want someone to live life like you.

jimetagambo:
And she has a right to her opinion too. Although my father as an animal that he is drugged my mum to abort me as a fetus. My mum as a professional Ashawo beat my dad to it. She made a mistake though.
I am now a junkie and a mental patient. So pathetic.

I guess you are right. Sorry.

BaddestQueen:
Shut up
America has not done 1% of what Nigeria or other African countries have done.
no dey yarn rubbish

Shut your demon invested mouth up. He has the right to his opinion.
Morrron.

I knew momo won't work in Naija. It has been in use in Benin republic for years without wahala. In fact they use it more than the normal banking. But Naija's fraud can't make it work here.

YinkaOlusesi16:
As a christian, God has not giving us the spirit of fear.

It is not fear to arm yourself. If the Owo church worshipers had gone to church each person hold swords and Cutlasses the tragedy would not have been that much.
The church needs to wake up.

Mindlog:
Terrorists not bandits and some politicians in their delusions are marketing a Muslim -Muslim presidency in present day Nigeria.

Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord and let perpetual light shine upon him. May his soul, and the souls of all the faithful departed, through the mercy of God rest in peace. Amen.

All these are happening with Christian/Muslim in power
What of when it is Muslim/Muslim.
Na for each house to go get weapons secretly and keep for future use.

Nigeria.

Regional government is the best for us or make we kuku go separate ways

Have you ever stopped to ask which religion these bandits dey practice?
What about Fúlàníherdsmen.
What about Bokoharam
What about ISWAP
What about..
What about...
What about..


Shior.
Why should bloodshed be a thing of joy.

When it remains few days for him to leave office. E choose a Yoruba man.

What about all other sectors with Fúlàní in charge.

Yeye

One down.
See locally made gun like bicycle.

If this is pointed at one God forbid, you will think it's a child's toy and tell the person. "Shoot now, I say shoot" until you hear gbolaaaa.

Africans! Common gun you can not fabricate properly.

vicdom:
Says Obi, Kwankwaso, Osinbajo would ‘ve been good, if…

Notes Nigeria’s in big trouble; it’s corruption selling nomination for N100m

Laments silence of elders to get Nigeria working again


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/tinubu-atiku-cant-fix-nigeria-ango-abdullahi/amp/

First time seeing a Muslim Professor talking sense unbiasedly. Unlike MURIC who when it is morning, he greets the world good evening.

Bwaal:
bro dey calm down gambia by road bawo omo calm down oooo this countries are third world ooo no die for road oo

It used to be fun and easy. I don't know of now. It takes six to Seven days.
The border immigrantions will try to extort you once they know you are a Nigerian.
You best bet is change your naira bro dollars. It is easy to carry and exchangeable anywhere in the world. Even if it is millions of naira. Keep it in a place in your body that no one would know it there. Now change some thousands of naira into cefas. An amount that you know would be enough to feed you and transport you. You can keep your cefas in your normal purse. If you need to settle immigration at the borders you pay with cefas. That is what all french west African countries spend.

Now board a vehicle to Benin republic. There ask for where to get luxurious buses to Mali Bamako Board that. On getting to Bamako board train or car to Senegal and at Senegal you enter Gambia by road or ferry .

AntiChristian:
Which verse says it's wrong?

Are you asking this because the demon you worship sees bloodbath pleasing.
Causing havoc all over the world. Afghanistan, Iran, Somalia, Nigeria, Palestine etc.

You are as senseless as the blood thirsty person you serve for asking this question.