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eddy1977:
Take your wife's word Bro.

Thanks bro.

I think I have got no other choice. It seems there are not much Nairalanders living in France.

Dear Nairalanders. I am married to a French Lady from a Francophone African country. She and the kids left for France years back.
Presently, I am planning to relocate to France to join them but I am worried because I don't speak french. I don't want to take my wife's word for it because she might reply me out of emotion. I want to hear from neutral minds.

How easy is it to get a job in France for an English speaker. I wouldn't want to get there and be jobless and then be a liability to anyone.

Please are there Nairalanders in France who don't speak French? How are you managing? Thanks

since about three years of trying my hand on Kdp. I once made a cash out of 100dollars middle of last year. It seems the covid has a bad effect on Kdp. What do you think.
Are you guys still making money on Kdp?

When I see guys saying they make thousands of dollars on Kdp, all I see is people who want people to patronize them as mentors. Many are not real.

And I must let you know there are lots of fraudsters on Nairaland. Don't answer anyone who is private chatting you. That your money will be gone.
Why ever can't give you advice on this page should forget about corner corner advice
Be Careful!

Goalty01:
I'm grateful for this. But the thing is. I have more than enough to start both the business.
But I don't want to put all my eggs in one basket.

Someone reached out to me via Email and he suggested computer shop. But I don't want a business that will be too competitive. Hence why I went for bread and pure water.

It's good not to put one's egg in one basket but at the same time what is worth doing is worth doing well.
Which ever venture you choose do it to taste.

cherryCola:
Lol. ..

you are the fool here, bcuz you should have
make a proper research b4 coming out to ask
how to start Bakery or pure water factory with 1 mill .

Like WTF! man , how much is that pure water tricycle
, how much is miller machine for smoothing of
dough .

I won't join issues with you again.
You said he should have made research before coming to Nairaland.
Is there anything wrong in making that same research on Nairaland of which he is trying to make.

Learn not to be hash on people especially those who have done you no evil. Telling him that he is not okay is wrong. Try to be civil.

Happy new year again

cherryCola:
OK thank you .

Happy New year by the way .

Happy New year to you too.

I'm sorry for the outburst. I should not have been that hard.

Much respect!

Both ventures require personal vehicle for transportation but pure water needs it most.

Therefore if you don't have extra cash to buy a vehicle go for bread baking.

Something I have realized is that Nigerians like quality things. If you could make your bread special and more yummy you will sell. Even if your prices are most twice the common breads.
Good luck.


Agriculture too is a nice venture

Goalty01:
This is Nairaland. Just ignore if you can. Thanks

That guy is a fool. There lots of mad cows like him on Nairaland.

cherryCola:
Is like you can only read English, you don't
understand English .

Please Mr where did I insult the him .

You should rather be the one to go learn how to type and speak English.

You told someone seeking advice that he is not okay and someone who refuse to be daft like you tried to correct you and you told him he doesn't understand English.



You are a fool.

That's not an insult likewise.

MURIC will be nowhere to say something on these his cousins killing a pastor after helping them.
It is silly issues like hyjab wearing he would be masturbating upon.

When his cousins bomb churches in the north and kidnapped christian students for ransom, he is silent.

May the family of the pastor be comforted. Amen

Zandena:
Why are these Christians so dumb like this?
The Emir is exposing the lies and fabrications in the bible while you take that as plus!
Qur'an has told muslims that Jesus did not die in the first place in chapter 4 Verse 157 and therefore his coming back isn't a surprise either. However, saying he died and resurrect is what is dumbest belief and that's what Bauchi Emir is preaching to them subtly!
You said he died and at the same time he's coming back, is it not CONTRADICTION!
Christianity is a hoax

I try as much to avoid insults on issues but fools like you would always make one go against his policy . You should have made your point without insulting Christians.

I put it to you that no one is as dumb as you Muslims and the one who gave you the Quran.

For you to call Christians dumb because the Bible say Christ rose from the dead and they believe.


Your Quran teaches that Jesus as a kid took mud and molded birds and breathed on them and they flew. That means he has the power to give life.
Quran says Jesus did many miracles including bringing the dead to life. That also means he has the power to give life. Now is it not dumb and foolish of you people to say someone who could do such don't have the same power to rise from the dead?

You guys are the most foolish on earth with your arguments.

If he has power over death to wake the dead up and could give life to molded clay to fly according to your Quran, He has the power also to retain his life after death.

It is high time everyone plays smart to avoid this kind of rubbish.


First of all know that no law forbids you to have several bank accounts. So, go ahead and have like four or three different accounts in different banks.

Keep the largest of your money in an account and never get an ATM card for it. Never have an app installed for it, but know the ussd code of transfer.

Now, transfer small amount of money you need for urgent use into your other two accounts and get Atm cards for them. God forbids, if situations like this occur, it is those two accounts the thieves in uniform will steal.

Always wipe your transaction details and bank sms from your phone. Don't leave any transaction information of the account that contains your largest money on your phone.

Nigeria is turning to hell on earth and people need to get smart. God will protect His own. Stay save.

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!!!



God when!! When will I start shutting down shows

Not as hard as you think.
Just look for a Plier and visit every shows in town. Locate where the central electrical box of the Hall is.
Cut the cables as the show goes on and all light and electrical appliances will go off. You have succeeded in shutting down that show.
Proceed to another show and shut it down.

Buliwyf:
You mean the way High Blood Pressure almost killed your dad after he realized he was a failure and now you have inherited the congenital failure plaguing your family and have developed High Blood pressure too?
The weak mugu going about on Nairaland begging for medication. You go soon die like you papa

The useless man failed and still ended up giving birth to an animal like you. Chai. That man suffering pass this world. You have failed too already because it shows. No wonder you are a Christian that thinks he can wish away his inheritance of failure by going to church. LMAO. Better take knife and castrate yourself so you don't pass your failure to your children.

The mumu begging everyone for hypertension medicine. Your life don finish and na still on this matter you go waste throway. Instead of you to hang yourself you are mentioning my father who gave me things your own dead dad never gave you and you will never be able to give your children.

See the kind of sorry thing trying to engage me. The day you will be having stroke due to the HBP you will remember what I just told you. Lol. A pig in an abattoir better pass you.

Long post
You wan kill ya self?

I only read the first sentence and busted into laughter.

You will kill ya self Wizkid.

Kid as wise as Solomon in his eyes but as stupid as his father in real life.

Buliwyf:
More idiotic boasting by an empty-headed nonentity. Lmao. Talking about getting banned like as if his life depends on Nairaland.

The guy who quoted me on this thread and started with insult and tried to make the disagreement about my family is claiming that I started insulting him first. Wonders shall never end. This one brain no dey function well again

Lol

Now you are displaying generational insanity. You inherited it from your dad and about passing it on to your unfortunate kids.
Everyone you have engaged on this thread. It has been one insult or the other for their views.

I'm sorry for the animals that gave birth to you. They are so senseless if not they could have saved the world the trauma a cursed kid like you are giving them.


Weep on.

Buliwyf:
I will repeat again. I am better than you in all places that matter. You are one of the few people here I can say that about 100% because it shows in your manner of thinking and even your ability to lay down your arguments. I don't need to know anything else about you to understand your intellectual and social limitations based on how you write and construct arguments. Haphazard thoughtlessness and unparalleled foolishness is the mildest way to describe it.

All of your posts reeks of insular stupidity the likes of which I seldom engage with on Nairaland. So yeah. You are beneath me. The likes of you will always never measure up to the likes of me. Chew on that and let that be seared into your brain forever.

Kiddo don't start what you can't finish with me. I will drag you till you abandon your Monika or get both of us banned.

I am trying to avoid you as you started the insult in the first place. Fighting over issues is not my thing.

I have got more important things to attend to. Please don't mention me again Wizkid.

Thanks and goodnight

Buliwyf:
The truth is that I am not actually proud of having to drag your dad. He has done nothing to me and insulting him, even though what I said is a true statement, doesn't add anything to the point I have been making on this thread. But when you behave like a dumb ungulate some of us have to correct you using the whip and the boot. The way beasts of burden are usually corrected.

I say this with all humility I can muster, I am better than you at everything that matters: intelligence, exposure, logic, life experiences etc. Trust me. And my mental fortitude supercedes yours by an order of magnitude. So you are in over your head here. If you want to have a civil conversation let me know. But if you want to continue trading insults with me I will make a show of you like I have done already. All bets are now off since you decided to make this about your family.

Choose your next words wisely.

Can you see how stupid you sound again?
This is a faceless forum and you have concluded that you are better than me in all ramifications already .

Do you know me ?


Guy every Madman is the wisest man on earth in their own sights even when they walk naked.

Stay blessed and sorry for the name calling.

Tetehjewels:
Well to be honest with you, I could say that if someone's imagination could create the avengers or the Lord of the rings and make sequels out of them enough to entertain a cross section of the earth it can also be argued that an even bigger imaginative force could imagine the universe and bring it into existence to the service of the entire universe.

Your example could actually be a microcosm of a much larger template of imagination

You get time to dey explain to these guys.
There is no amount of explanation that can free the mind of an atheist. He will keep singing same song because they can't feel what you feel. Until they can feel what you feel spiritually that's when it would occur to them that a God exists.

Remember the bible verse,
"A fool says in his heart that there is no God" then save yourself the stress of arguing with an atheist. It is fruitless

Buliwyf:
Says the foolish son of a nonentity who will never ever be greater than his failure of a father.
Idiotic son of an idiot.
You think you know how to insult because I didn't reply your earlier reference to my father. Wait I dey cook food for your hungry papa. Let me help the fool that was unfortunate to birth a negative achievement like you. His life is tragic enough as it is.

E pain am e wan die o

Buliwyf:
You are an idiot. Can't his father lie? You see why I say you are foolish. For you to believe something because your father said it or someone else's father said it shows you are not fit to make rational decisions. You are dumb and the more you talk the more you prove it. First you claimed that I was insulting others and calling them foolish like I called you. And now your only proof for is that I believe someone's father can tell a lie. My father can tell a lie. So can your father. So can anybody's father. If you like get emotional about it.

What a hopeless fool you are. Keep making a monkey out of yourself. Next time you will know not to cross people like me or start arguments by insult so I don't mop the floor with you.
Just look at the embodiment of hopelessness. I am not cursing you. I am making a factual psychological diagnosis about the state and capacity of your mental faculties. You are mentally handicapped. Sorry if I am blunt.
Maybe you need to light some red candles in order to get intelligence. What a buffoon

Stop calling everyone you come across online your papa names.
I learnt he bears those name; Idiot, Fool, Mad man, Stupid etc.

Not everyone reasons like an insane man. Keep the names to your family alone

Buliwyf:
Idiot you are the only unintelligent fool here. Most other people answering brought their arguments with sense and I replied them according to it. Check my reply to most other people here. You are the king of morons who started crying and throwing faeces and threatening death as soon as he quoted me. Stop trying to lump yourself together with others. You are hopeless. They aren't.

You are just another daft animal on Nairaland.

Wizkid don resolve to curses

Why won't you lie? Minds like yours are known to be unstable Nau

The guy who told you his dad was the only one who could get words out of your brother that ran mad.
You asked him if his dad couldn't have told lie.

Like your Dad the devil is a liar from the beginning.
Not everyone dad is like your dad kid. Not all dad's are liars.

Anyways I should not forget to wish you a happy Sunday.

Buliwyf:
More empty fluff. How would you know it's me in the video? How would you know I didn't edit it. You are unintelligent. You obviously don't have the mental capacity to engage in a rational argument hence the need for threats and gimmicks. Like I said, please fvck off. The more you type the more your foolishness is exposed for people with sense.

You have a friend. I have friends too. And you don't know my experience or background yet you are boasting about things you haven't tried yourself. Not only are you mentally handicapped, you lack wisdom too. I have given an idiot like you too much attention. Vermins like you are beneath me.

Everyone answering you here are unintelligent and fools.
It only shows your state of mind. You are on the verge of running mad.

Only mad people are wise among others even when they are in rags.

Nairaland Wizkid
The mad one

Buliwyf:
I know you are just boasting. The last guy that did something similar here started claiming later that he was not an occult person but knew people when it was time to meet up. I don't waste my time with foolish nonentities whose idea of occult is red candles and white candles. You are a kid sharing boogeyman stories they scared you with. Kindly fvck off. If you are so sure of yourself there is a competition going to pay money for anyone that can show the paranormal. Go and claim it. Threatening death as if he has tasted it himself. Kid. Can't make intelligent argument and has resorted to threats. Comical relief.

It really showed how intelligent you have been answering people here.

No one sounds as stupid as you sound on this thread.

You said I am threatening you with death. Where in my post did I mention death?

All because you know the latter end of guys like you. It's either death or madness.

Kwantinue !

Just practicalize you claim Simple.

Buliwyf:
Lol. Ridiculous hearsay. Your own dad extracted the information from him or your dad told you that story just to scare you from reading the book. Your dad is an exorcist or what? One would think strong demons like that will prevent their subject from revealing the reasons for his madness in order to attract more victims.

If you somehow think your dad is incapable of lying or exaggerating just to discourage you from certain things then I can't help you. Like I said, I know a few people personally from less than 10 years ago that tried it. My own first hand experience trumps fake boogeyman stories from 30 years ago that can't be verified that a father told his son. It is more likely that guy ran mad normally and his family are looking for excuses and causes for it.

Guy stop displaying foolishness thinking you are wise.
You and your likes are foolish cowards sounding wise behind your keyboards.

There are many ways you atheists can proof people wrong with evidence.

Practicalize what you believe.
Get a group of friends, make a video of you using the book the wrong way. Simple!

Instead of sounding like king Kong behind keyboards put your claim into action.

The Igbo guy in my story later became my friend for you to know it is not a hearsay.


Get your faith practicalized.

Buliwyf:
Idiotic long tales with more hearsay. I can give you over 10 stories of my own best friends too. Foolish long stories with no head. Come back when you know how to make intelligent arguments. The mugu was even quick to assume I am an atheist. Foolish idiot with one dimensional thinking. Ekotedo ko. Otudeko ni.

Your likes are cowards who sound wise behind keyboards.

If you want to die so quick let's arrange for you to make use of the book in a wrong way before camera.

Your foolishness will be double by the time you start reading every signpost on the street.

Buliwyf:
More ridiculous fables and rumors about people running mad after reading the book or experiencing anomalies. Most of those fables are perpetuated by Christians who are trying to discourage people from reading the book even though they themselves never read it. This OP is just coming to lie through his teeth and pretend he knows someone it happened to. We already know you suffer from delusions so this is no different considering you claimed to kill TB Joshua.

I know a few people personally who were interested in the occult or general knowledge at one time or another who read the book and tried to practice it and nothing happened to them even after they stopped. This clown is just lying as usual.

The occult, just like your religion, is nothing but fluff. Nothing but empty promises made to give lesser men like you a semblance of confidence in a world they dont control. It is worthless and meaningless.

You are not wise.
People like you are such that are full of stupid ego without any liver to practice what they prophess they believe.

You hear and read people give you first hand stories of something that is happening and you claim it is all lies.

Why you atheists are so daft is what baffles me.

Anyways, if one can be so stupid to say there is no God, what else should surprise one out of the mouth of such a person.

If you are bold and know you want to proof me and everyone wrong try and doing this.

Get this book The Seventh Book of Moses, make a video of the recording of yourself doing it. Get someone to record you.
Just pick on five rituals in the book and practice each ritual the wrong way.

Where it is said to wait till midnight before doing it, do it during daylight.

Where it is said you should light Seven Red candles, light Six White candles.

Don't follow the instructions as directed. And then call out the incantations as written there.

I am very sure you won't finish the first ritual before you'll run mad. If you escape the first you can't escape the second.

Show us how bold and intelligent you are by doing this thing I have asked you to do. Post the video and this would make you have more followers on nairaland.

But I bet it. That day would be a day many of your likes would stop the madness of saying "there is no God. There is no Witch, there is nothing like Charms"etc.


Now let me tell you a story of my best friend.
My best friend is a Jehovah's witness. We grew up together in Ekotedo area Ibadan.
Ekotedo is the center of clothes and shoes in Ibadan so there are lots of Igbo guys there. 95% of the cloth sellers are Igbo.
My friend started studying the Bible with one of the Igbo guys. He has preached and preached to this guy until one day Chigozie (not real name) came to him early morning. He said he was ready to become a Jehovah's witness. My friend Sam was surprised. He asked him why suddenly?
Chigozie sat him down and told him a story.
He said many of them selling clothes and shoes have something behind the scenes that helps them have sales and one of them is the Seventh Book of Moses. He said last night something happened.
He brought out the Book as usual. It is used for all manner of things. But this time he wanted to conjure to have sex with the Junior sister of Sam my friend. He had prepared the ritual the usual way Seven Red candles etc. He called Iyabo's name and she did not answer. He called and called and she did not answer. He was baffled and he called some other girls in the neighborhood their spirit answered. He returned back to Iyabo's name and her spirit did not answer. He claimed he has never failed in the ritual before.

That day he took my friend Sam to his room. They both collected the Seventh Book of Moses and other ritualistic objects and proceeded to his shop. At the center of the shop were things buried dug up and every thing dumped inside the Ogunpa river close by. End of story.


My suggestion is for you get this book make a video of you using it the wrong way and post the link here.

Seventh Book of Moses is an occult Book that if full of demonic powers.

Depsui:
You're saying nonsense. Sin against the Holy Spirit can't be forgiven. Are you saying that sexual sins can't be forgiven. Think before you talk.

If your body is the temple of the holy spirit and you fornicate or start lesbianism etc with it.
Who are you grieving?
Is it not same holy spirit?

Reason before you criticize

Drug money...
I am yet to complete the sentence.

It could end any way I want it o!


I will report anyone who is in haste to attack my humble reasonable opinion o


I am a stammerer and sometimes stammer when commenting on nairaland too .


Drug money. Drug mon money

Drug money is not , Drug money is not this kind of money o. This is coinman, em con , commendable. Kudos

On a more serious note, KUDOS NAIJA PRIDE

Dvin:
Point out his errors.
Sin of pride is worse and same applies to hatred for God and man.
If you love God you won't commit immorality.

Sin is sin bro
Sin of pride is worse than sexual sin?

That's a big lie from the pit of hell.

Part of sexual sin is lesbianism, homosexuality, fornication and adultery. Are you saying all these are lighter that sin of pride?

The Pope is shallow in his reasoning. Truth must be told. He is not better that a pagan in his reasoning.

You are such an introduction to Biology of a person.

You slap your husband and you swear it was not intentional o.

If your unintentional slap had made him land a heavy unintentional punch on your face and by now you have resembled a baboon, you would have known that seeking advice after slapping one's spouse is a taboo and it's uncalled for.

Anyways, your razor blade mouth will not land you in the hospital someday or send you to your grave. Amen

Wake up early tomorrow and kneel beside his bed while you wake him up. As he opens his eyes, tell him sorry and promise such won't happen again. Then learn to not exchange words with him again. He may have a bad upbringing as a man but don't aid him in his bad habit. You can change him.
The key to your happiness is in your hand.