₦airaland Forum

Idodo or Ododo never reach one month for office o!
See all these oriburuku!
Why should there be a fight btw him and Yaya?
I thought Yaya won't go to gutters like his mates from other states?
Political structure of Nigeria needs reforms.
Anyone using personal grouse in govt should be sacked!

alsudan:
See this weakling now standing up for same man that hunted and humiliated them.

While doing this, he's indirectly accusing Buhari for being the worst thing to happen to Nigeria.

Same Buhari that prevented Thiefnibuu from unceremoniously impeaching this clown.

I have always called Buhari a Dullard, but if same people who called him a genius, now turn to call him a Dullard, speaks a lot about them.

Including Ambode the Bi.CH of all people.

You too ll join them if you v the opportunity cos ya presence in opposition is to also grab power. None among you want genuine prosperity for Nigerians. You are also a political gay!
If my words pain you, lick sugar, you d be happy.

I don't like photos that are edited like old school. Photos should depict era. Didn't they snap some that was edited to show modern colours? All these colour grading dey make it look like 1975 images. Maybe Moses Bliss & his fiance are lovers of vintage images sha!
Wishing him all the best.

Ogiame:
Wow, I am really happy for them.

You are not happy. See ya nose as big as N200 mango!

And he ll go scott free. No form of punishment for his dishonesty!
This life mo balance.

Chingyyy878:
Wetin concern you

Body just dey pepper you unto wetin no concern you

Had it been that I know you I would have given you a dirty slap!
You are here to catch cruise and ask mumu questions.
See NDLEA, they are near ya house!

Badmashiii:
How about i offer you something better? Like an hour of a good smashing with a nice,thick,juicy 12 inches cock?

$500 dollars can't beat that you know.

Gimme $500 first and we ll discuss the rest

Daniel7543:
Pocochantas
Cococandy
Jennyclay
Kobojunkie
Siofra
Goodlady
Anny69
EreluRoz
Stargurl20

Una good morning oo… hw una night? I just wan tell una say I’m single nd I’m searching.

Daniel how are you

Why is the coup news so rampant in this govt?
We just want a better Nigeria. Military sef no well back then.

Nobody should call for strike again. It's obvious NLC has been bought. You can't be declaring strike and be cancelling it more than 5-6 times now. That's senseless cowardice!
Strike if una mean biz cos govt was gonna lie anyways!

Ahhhhh

EconomistXplain:
I love your moniker

Thanks sir

Ayjay44:
SHUT UP BITCH

Shut up faggöt!
Ya mates are creating educative posts you are here looking for how ya life go spoil.

Ayjay44:
Please I want to join drug dealership to get some huge amount of cash.
How can I build connections to start dealing drugs like cocaine


Please share

Is it paracetamol, panadol or Ppnasharp drug?
Cos you need brain formatting drugs.

Anyways, update us so that we can start doing countdown to ya end!
Head's paining you!

AlexBells:
F
but if the Yorubas interfere blindly. We would expand the objectives.

Des ribe the Yorubas in one sentence.
I want to know ya opinion about them

VeryWickedMan:
Sorry sir. From now on, I go give dem dollars.

Lmao!
Why not give dem cowries?

Seun:
Reduction in inflation.

Hm! Looking at DeLaRue's analysis, I grabbed some idea about what it is.

What's the benefit?

omowolewa:
BBC and sensational news

Posterity ll judge you. Your life ll be like Nigeria economy except if things are better

Won ti je gbese. They ll enjoy prison well.

Doolove:
Another person told me 47k, if you are in lagos and knows where I can get it cheaper I will appreciate.

I m not in Lagos, am in Abuja. For here, na btw N40K - N50K max.

I usually eat catfish, I port too sardines, to mackerel, to shawa, to smoked fish. Now it's fried fish I eat.
Daughter of Zion can't afford anything she want again. She's avoiding what she can't afford
We are in Sapaland called Nigeria.

Maisiba:
A cheater never regrets cheating, but regrets getting caught. If they are human, they regret that they hurt their partners. You are dead wrong if you expect a cheater to go on their knees. If they do, double check the motive behind it.

Cos their head isn't correct

Doolove:
I started a remote job this month with a pay of 30k. It has not been easy but I’ve managed to survive largely due to the advance payment that I’ve been collecting from my understanding boss.

Just few days to the end of the month, I’ve been dealt a devastating blow that has put my job in serious jeopardy. My work laptop which is even borrowed fell and the screen broke, going blank instantly. I don’t know where to start from as I don’t have a dime on me. A tech guy that I asked said the laptop screen would cost me $40 minus workmanship. I spoke to my boss but he said his hands are tied because laptop is a requirement for the job.

Please I plead on the good people of nairaland to help me save my job. Everyone that I have asked have had one excuse or the other to give so this is my last resort. I am open to any sort of verification.

Shey lappy screen don cost reach over N60K ni?
What am seeing here is those regular 4 gig ram and it's lappy mi suppose pass N30K - N40K.
I use laptops too.

Everything now is podcast. It don cost like AI of TikTok and skit making of Instagram & YouTube.
Oh yeee lazy youths, children of Buhari.
Una no go even bring up educative topics on science, commerce or art except on entertainment and religion.
What we ll be seeing is:

* Any woman that can't cook shouldn't marry.
* I can't date a man without mansion in Lekki
* I once had sex with my ex on the morning of my wedding day
* Omah Lay didn't snatch me from my bf
* Eedris Abdulkareem once paid Burnaboy's school fees.
* Heeyarrball Hoë-jo & Toto Decay Never Had 3some with me: Verydarkman, VeryWickedGoat VeryWickedMan. I know you the ogogoro version of VDM on nairaland ll be feeling like a puppy that saw bones now 🦴 😂

Naso so oriburuku topics, nothing for future development except entertainment and cruise!

Kinzo0917:
TUC SHOULD REMOVE THE FOOL AND VOTE HIM OUT

HE HAS BEEN SORTED OUT BY THE PRESIDENCY

Eggxactly sir

It should return to N600. It's hell in Nigeria

Katcall:
not really for now. Just cum and keep me company. I wont bite

Why not be a gentleman and just send me some money. Just be nice

kmaster007:
There are some certain things you should never do for a woman no matter how much you love her, all in the name of pleasing her.

As a man, you have the responsibility to make your woman happy but there should be limit. You have an ego to defend as a man and you should not let a woman ruin it or take advantage of you simply because you love her. Below are 5 things you must never do to please a woman;

1.) Pay Her School Fees

Unless she is your wife, never pay for a woman’s education. It is okay to help her and support her when she is in school but paying everything for her is a NO. If you feel compelled to do it. However, do not assume that she will forever be indebted to you. People change and she might as well choose to love someone else even after all your efforts.

2.) Forget Your Dreams For Her

Before you met her, remember you had your own dreams and aspirations. Do not stop chasing them just because she does not like what you do. If you wanted go study abroad, the last thing you want to do is change your mind because she is not comfortable with it. If she cannot wait, let her be but never stop pursuing your dreams to please a woman.

3.) Commit a Crime For Her

If you cannot sustain her flashy lifestyle, do not steal or do something stupid just to please her. If she loves you for real, she will understand when you are broke and will not pressure you to sort out her financial matters.

4.) Never Disrespect Your Family

Women can be so manipulative especially when they know you love them for sure and you can do anything to have them stay. Some will try to show you how bad your family members are and draw you further from them. If she ever leaves you, the only people you will have behind you is your family. So, never cut your family ties to make a girl happy.

5.) Compromise Your Needs For Hers

Unless it’s really necessary, you should be a little bit selfish with yourself. You cannot afford to go hungry so that you can send her money to buy food. You can maybe share the little you have but never sacrifice all you got just to make her happy.

You don't deserve love

Katcall:
where can i see cheap house in abj so that me and you can chill and do adults stuffs after work

Cohabitating with you?

Wait am coming