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merits:
Dey play your, your parents don already collect dowry from me so no going back.I will soon insert my blokos into your V to born plenty of me in Jesus name.

To cut ya prîcK dey hungry me.

SPAMBOX7:
Na even Abuja you dey live sef mtsheew. No wonder

Sharap!

Love800:
Beans stew!
Hw does it look like?

Eat this with bread and let your life never be the same.

CluelessMODS:
Hahahaha I am sorry for you! Omo babalawo ni mi!....Las las we go use you for sacrifice.....ama fi e rubo!

I ll use you n ya dad's destiny!

merits:
Yes am the one na.your dream husband am here for you.

I reject you in Jesus name, amen.
Holyghost fire, thunder strike ya blokkos! 🔥

CluelessMODS:
Lmao 😂🤣😂🤣 local girl! The thing pain am 🤣😂🤣😂

Koburu!
If l ll frustrate you on this site until you appease me. Just know that when you v problems, am the one doing you!

merits:
How boys go nice when you carry all the food stuff & sent to your sister.We never start with you by time the we are done you will tell your sister to return those food back to 9ja for peace to reign.

Come, aren't you that escaped madman I saw on NTA Abuja last week?
They said you trekked in from Cameroon.

CluelessMODS:
Looking like a scene from PORN HUB....

If dog no bite you this week, motor ll jam you before valentine.
If I curse you, you ll run mad till Tinubu is out of office!
That's 7 years madness!

Cantonese:
Why you no give am blender? Which one be mortar and pestle? Abi na another part of Nigeria she relocate to?

If she pounds any how with that mortar, the news you go hear go different o. No pounding, especially if it is a blocks of apartments. Na police matter be that for disturbing others o.

Small mortar doesn't make my h sound. Just small pom, pom, pom and you v made some beans stews, egg stew etc!

Damseldammie:
She can get most items you posted here @ Costco store where all these are sold @ very cheap price & there are some places where items are giving freely.
What is the matched for? There stoves are electric ones , no power outage
Moreover, there are some necessary items you suppose get like seasoning cubes, sponge for bathing (because they’re so called sponge is like duke duke foam) which may not scrubs as desires,to mention but few jooo

I forgot to add those you mentioned. She took them there. You see those things I bought for her were her things she can't do away with. Plus it was cheaper as she dey carry dem dey go. Some were removed but she went with a lot and was grateful she faced little or no immigration hassle concerning are luggages.

Passionate888:
So your sister gather bia bia for face?

A little on neck region. But it's not obvious sef.

CluelessMODS:
Don't mind her na very local girl!

Thunder fire ya mouth! 🔥
You wish you had a girl like me. Ntoin!

obinna58:
If you had known me I’d have taught you how to be a better woman with feminine energy, you need a strong masculinity to lead you cos you’re just an average confused Nigerian girl, I can catch vibes on nairaland with you confused ladies but I’m not desperate to create multiple accounts for trolling and bragging, I have only two accounts here which both are old, one is totally dormant.
I’m spiritually off and unavailable, strong headed ladies should not be talking about forgiveness cos we only ask forgiveness from beautiful, feminine, polite, well mannered/behaved ladies

You are still lieing. I don't believe you!

Localemperor:
Sugar N400
Evaporated Milk N600

This is Shege banza oo

Sorry. Take bread!

advanceDNA:
Lol ....Werey......so na u I go spoil with gift if i actually want to do so?? Hahaha...be like u don become comedian ....

U nor get boyfriend wey go do val for you??
U don use bad mouth and used sanitary pad pursue am ...??

You actually deserve to eat used pad!
You dz talaka yeye boy!
Shishi you nor get!
I even say I make I hail him but his brokeness his hereditary!
Suffer head Nigerian!

Tezboi:
My guy as a correct mathematician started dissecting it into various angles.

Guys can eat anything. Yuck!

VeryWickedMan:
I'll look out in the Crime Section later for her mugshots.

Do you know that ya life has spoilt?
How dare you wish my sister bad?
She's in Canada enjoying her items she brought from home. As for you this VeryWickedGoat, na leaves you must eat as a goat. From today, be behaving like animal. Except if you no suck brèast as a kid or you never drink alcohol!
Na rederede you go dey do on this site!
Me sef dey look forward to seeing you being paraded for rape on Channels TV.

Ogiame:
When you're done lifting picture online and stop being a clown..... You'll rest.

Are all pics here not from online. Of cos that's a meme I saved to reply comic posts. Crime dey there?
If you boys are doing it, shey make females no do am?
Na males sha dominate for this forum!

VeryWickedMan:
We need to find a way to get Russia or HAMAS to invade Nigeria & burn it to the ground.

Consider we women abeg and v a rethink!
Accept ya fate and suffer in peace in Nigeria till you expire worowo at maybe 106 or 120 years.
People like you are born to suffer and you should be able to live up to ya calling!
Anytime Nigeria is being described, we ll use ya face as poster.
Suffer more sir, amen!

FalseProphet1:
Oya send me a DM and I'll direct you to my spiritual center. I'll send you the money once you come.

Ahhh, no be transaction naa. Just do giveaway!

advanceDNA:
Chioma abi wetin be your name.....try rest small.....ur wahala too much.....

Ya mates spoil girls with gifts. Buy you when, I no know which kind destiny you get!
Whether na tokunbo or fairly used!
You can't ask of what I want for val?

FalseProphet1:
Go and ask of me. I will spoil you.

I am a global prophet.

This I have seen

Comman buy me hermes hand bag. It's just N300K. If you run away, car go jam you od make dog bite you!

advanceDNA:
What u these old women want on these forum are people that will lick ur ass, worship u and agree with all ur comment.....them full nairaland......go and dialogue with them.

..my mention is not for u to cry.......u that post used sanitary pads on nairaland and fight with man u want to come here and claim good person...

.... All these malice u are keeping with some that doesn't even know u....don't u think u are already having PTSD that might be related to paranoia and schizo

Na you get mental issues. My words hurt you so bad that you are sweating 🥵

The day Nigeria ll break up, it ll be like film trick. The crime rate is too enormous!

FalseProphet1:
Come and become my spiritual daughter. I've made it in life.

This I have seen

You go pay?
I no dey relate with takaka prophets o?

advanceDNA:
U do realize some pple are friends of mods here... Some mods here are asslicker of some nairalanders....
The whole thing will just become man no man issue... Abi no be naija again?... Post that's not front page worthy will start entering first page because of padi padi....

First time you talked with sense!

obinna58:
Where have you been Goodlady? Shey seun gave you ban bcoz of your wrong accusations, now that you’re barely back you’re already accusing me of nairaland banditry act, don’t you learn, I hope you don’t accuse me of getting you pregnant one day, I have limits and can never make you beautiful ladies deactivate.
Your local masquerade should carry his heavy duty big head first, with such head he is incapable of arresting anyone

Had it been that I knew you, I d v given you a dirty slap. In fact, chop slap. You think I m ya prey that you can troll?
I still remembered ya case of last year and it's still with Obinoscopy. You created over 10 accounts to troll me. I can never forgive you and I won't hesitate to attack you spiritually!

advanceDNA:
That's because u do selective reading...and u are bias..
How is this street wise....u've been on nairaland for a while...dey try read according to context

I v never seen a man so petty like sec sch kids who gossips. You are shameless and jobless! See as you dey quote me to reply one after the other despite that my response was for different people!
Seems an the one that ll use hot water to mop ya mouth on this site! Ya advise has always been bad. A bad example for boys here!

advanceDNA:
yes...but what makes individuals happy is left to them....u can't use ur own standards to judge others..

I m not judging others but you are a petty man with no standards!
...money makes some pple happy...And Regina Daniels is very happy.... So all these advice is just a display of "I too sabi"[/quote]Are you there? Do you know if she cries at night? Na ya type go reach 60 years dey look for 20 years olds. Carrot prîck 🥕 man looking for fresh bloods.

advanceDNA:
why would anybody wanna marry you? U are a horrible person

You are the terrible one that doesn't deserve a wife!
It's in ya life that I ll marry. All major news sites, local and intl media houses ll carry it. It go plum more than Vicky James own.
I ll employ Yorubas waiter at the party.

advanceDNA:
What's ur point again...??
How did the man take advantage of her?? .he married her when he had tons of cash.. ....but she didn't plan her life to know thing could go bad and stayed as a full time wife doing nothing... How is that anybody's fault..??

Some men prevent their wives from working. Thank God for people like me here who stood up to the bullying of you carrot 🥕 prîck males! All of you just want to eat ya cake n have it. You all want docile women and still blame them for precarious situations you put them. It's ya type that abort pregnancy for women and still blame them for getting pregnant after sleeping with them and discharging semen there.

advanceDNA:
Besides...what happen to the man can happen to anyone....he will recover...and they will live happily ever after...

You men think you are the head but una be the tail.
If not for fear of God, it's to manipulate the kids against una. That's why some of you die in pains without family!
Una must learn and it ll be bad for you all to learn the hard way!

dauntless15:
can't believe I wrote this in 2016, chai man don hustle tire

Hope you v made it now abi you are still on suffering duty? If not, no marry woman or do you want to infect ya wife with poverty!
Life's hard on all of us, we ladies aren't seeing it easy. Nobody dey enjoy especially in this hard life called Nigeria!

tollyboy5:
It's morning here in Nigeria.
This is 11am, good morning ma.

You did not answer any of my questions tho. How are you doing?

Good morning sir, I seldom use Instagram.

tollyboy5:
This is the masquerade in omhalay song. Are you from rivers or you just picked it online

Oh na you sweet plum. Why one Pics on ur Ig?

Good afternoon sir

advanceDNA:
Person wey dey craze...u dey mind am... He just dey cap

I v never seen you give good advice. Always forming streetwise!
The op is warning ladies to choose happiness over money. You can't marry me and be nodding me around with ya bad characters like hot temper, foul talks etc!
Cos man na head of house no mean say na ya head big pass!
Anyman that wants peace should give his wife peace!
Ladies, no gree for any man that want to take advantage of you. Na that one life everybody get and you deserve to enjoy it girls.
Don't let any talakanier short broke black boy give you stupid lecture in this nationwide heat wave! There are too many madmen on this site! One of them is the person I quote.

CandidAdmin:
Generalizing?
But anyways...

... Word!

You sef know this was targeted at women. Some boys here their life has spoilt like the op. They are laughing in tears!
See him mentioning Nigeria's loss as yardstick for his bravery!
Bloody teenage carrot 🥕 prîck boy!