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Sad. So sad!
Who did he has issues with?
Was it a target job or just an unfortunate person that met assailants on road?
This country is filled with too much blood!

Remove his blokkos join!
Olori rogodo bi ori oko! See his head round like dîck cap.
He ll be doing like someone whose destiny has been used via eating vegetables!
He must v washed pants like 1million times.
The only good thing from him was our national slogan: no gree for anybody!
You must go back and beg ya 1st wife and reborn Kamsi.

jeromestarks:
Paper 2.

Straight to the point.

I wish to kindly suggest that original posts which are deemed frontpage worthy should be appreciated and the creator (Op) should be given a token. Say $1.

If you appreciate users who post contents that made frontpage, you will be surprised how nairaland will grow tremendously within weeks.


I personally have loads of posts on frontpage and I will be so happy if I can at least get something for my posts. It doesn't have to be much. It can even be as low as 50cents per post on frontpage.

I am not saying you should consider the past post for reward. All I am trying to say is that, you should start appreciating users who posts are pushed to the frontpage.


Thanks for your cooperation.

Good idea. Over to you Uncle Seun. It should be $5 above.

verybadmouth:
Great idea.
Why don't we collaborate to develop an enhanced forum with an intuitive UI and integrate the feature you proposed to draw in more users? As a mobile app developer, I believe we could form a strong partnership and embark on a significant project together. Let's connect and discuss further.

It be like say na you do 2go.
Show us samples of those you v done before?
Meanwhile, aren't you VeryWickedMan & VeryWickedGoat?
Be like say you don yab me for one thread before?
I don mark ya face!

essentialone:
In an anonymous and faceless and coward-filled forum like Nairaland?

😂 Coward-filled forum indeed.
How do people get paid without detecting their identity? Maybe in crypto. You men are full of mischief and Mr Suen Elewa isn't excluded.

obinna58:
I consider this a very good suggestion, there’ll be more topics on the frontage and nairaland will start having celebrity profiles and vips

Most liked comments will automatically go to the top thread


That’s the future for nairaland

So that you can troll us more. No be you this obinna58 wey make me deactivate sweetplum be this? I v been looking for you to arrest you with my village masquerade!

EmperorCaesar:


Na the mama dey on purple(I no sabi differentiate women cloths) and na the daughter dey do oversabi still con dey agile pass

Women look all glittering and scintillating in pic and video, only to meet them offline and see multiple defects on their body

Anytime i remember that the Royalties with class and elegance like Cleopatra(This one was a ruler, an usurper, understood 10languages and even well vast in Medicine, law, philosophy and all) and Nefertiti were bleeped by men, I go just calm down on all the 7/10 rating wey i dey give dem sleek mamas

Is your mom perfect?
Are you also perfect?

What happened?
Why fighting?
Why slapping?
Is a masquerade boarding a flight?
Let him go and see his families naa?

Yashita:
My dear, I hope your sister has landed and successfully passed through the Canadian immigration at their airport over there?

I watched a video just the morning about a guy that was deported immediately he entered Canada, simply because they checked his luggage and found he packed his documents giving a sense of job seeker on a visit visa.

Canada is strict o.

She has landed and is devouring them. Some were removed but she went there with almost all items. Especially blades for shaving pubic areas cos she told me a pack of blade was $20. And the blade na nacet wey no strong reach tiger. $20 is over N22K in Nigeria.
Most of the food items too, she's enjoying them. Thanks sister.

Grinded dried okro, grinded crayfish, locust beans, ashes (I won't tell you what this is used for). But it's a secret tool for women with facial hair. That's a topic for another day.
Rest of the items. As you can see, I labelled them. Sister was so grateful till now, she calls to say thank you n pray for me. 💕

I hope this is helpful to aspiring ladies that are going to abroad and ll miss home delicacies or items we just get easily here.

Have a great week.
Seun, I love your site o, I feel at home here but boys here are not nice. 🙂
Oloriburuku alawin lo poju ninu won!

Stock fish, dried pepper (ata gbigbe), cheese ball, blades, Vaseline.

omoadeleye:
Dem ask which courier service she used, she no answer

She packed am with her luggage. They removed some but went with most.

BennyDGreat:
Which courier service did you use?

She packed them with her clothes, other goods. Some were removed

gratefulheart:
How did you send the items?

She packed them with her goods. But some were removed.

Grinded beans for moinmoin or akara, crayfish, beans, cheeseballs, sellotape, dried pepper, potash, nylon for packing moinmoin etc.

How I Helped My Sister With Food Items And Accessories To Take To Canada.
Recently, my sister escaped from this hard country to Canada for greener pastures. Many of you knew me on this site as that young girl with sharp mouth. Well, I may be choleric but I m also nice.
So this February, sister went to Ontario. I knew she'd miss home. I went to Wuse market and nearby street shops n bought varieties. I waka-waka my rubber slippers cut. My sister is a picky type that eat light foods but she still love our local dishes. She's going to miss home 😭 and I just want her to v her favorite foods as long as she can. Though she can patronize African stores over there too.
As I m typing this, I can't wait to see her, am so happy for her and I hope to relocate too via marriage in future. Hm, God when?

Anyways I ll list some of the items as I post them here. They are educative and useful for people going abroad too. There are some items you can take along like razor blades, shaving sticks, stock fish, palm oil, locust beans, garri, beans, rice, onions, matches, polish, makeup props, grinded beans for moinmoin or akara, crayfish, beans, balls, sellotape, dried pepper, potash, bathroom slippers, cleansers, needles and threads to sew post letter tear-tear undies or clothes. 😂 In fact, just carry any small daily use item we use here and conceal them well cos of over sabi long throat immigration officers at airport. It ll shock you you can buy a packet of blade that's not up to N1,000 for over $20 Canadian dollars, that's over N20K in Nigeria. Imagine blade pack kan for N20K? It no shock you?
So below are items I packed for her and she's enjoying them there. 😂

Pic 1, Carton of coaster biscuit, table size mortar and pestle for her to grind pepper and packs of match sticks.

AntiChristian:
All wailings and cry will be at your doorstep!

Abeg! Tufiakwa!

Anupama!

Back to sender Insha Allah.
Really you dey weep. I got you very well. Weak man, carrot prîck, 🥕 40 secs personnel!

Na only Kano dem release for?
Other states nko

NGArmyTerrorist:
I no fit vex for any person wey abuse me, my head no go fit carry person matter wey offend me na free world we dey! I don't kiss girls but I will consult my God to know if I will consider yours and if this sudden kisses no be wetin Delilah use deal a heavy blow on Samson

Lemme siw you love, mwah 💕😘

Laudable

NGArmyTerrorist:
Nigerian Lady na una way! Don't worry, I will get back to you on the right time.

Have I abused you before?
If yes, no vex. Kisses 😘

VeryWickedMan:
This is where extra marital affairs become an advantage.

What's the advantage?
If you cannot explain, I ll roast you tonight on this site!
I ll hunt you for the rest of this week.
If you sef no get okada crash, it ll be wheel barrow or bicycle crash!

Gistmedia10:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIvIbDxB0lg

In a turn of events that has left the community stunned, a man has called off his wedding at the eleventh hour after discovering that his fiancée is a lesbian. The revelation came as a devastating blow to the groom-to-be, whose identity remains undisclosed.


Did he do a right thing?

Mumu video, it's all written this is a skit!
Oya go n sleep!

AntiChristian:
Of course!

When it comes to negative typos your have a high IQ!

Otherwise your IQ is the theoretical 0!

You now feel like crying! 😂
Weak man!

NGArmyTerrorist:
😂 😂 I cover my destiny with the power of God. Nyash & seduction doesn't move me and I can't get trapped in it but I can give you gift on my own. I don't celebrate Valentine.

Awwn, you are a darling.
Erm, how do I get my gift?
You kukuma say you no dey do val? 💋

Malroux:
So you mean you are mami water too? See eh, me na papi water personified. You can't scare me little girl.

Ok. We shall see!

sylve11:
This girl mouth wide o. Na Elenu younger sister?

Iffa tear you slap!
Who has a wide mouth?

Baje her to death!

AntiChristian:
IQ=0

My IQ is better than yours and it's paining you.

NGArmyTerrorist:
You no fit person wey strong pass you both here and the other world. Be humble..

Alright. I'll be humble but lemme use ya destiny first.
Come n buy me val gift. 💕

alphaNomega:
This is not a religious fight. They are focused on access to trade networks and natural resources.

Religion is what they throw for the general public to occupy themselves just like you are doing online.

All Muhammad, Dan Fodio etc did weren't forgotten. Shey na trade dem do too?

NGArmyTerrorist:
Wetin be your problem, E concern you? I dey even suspect say you go be one..

To use ya destiny dey hungry me

Maks27:
Super eagles are winning that match

Winners Chapel!
Make dem lose so.that all.of you ll be serious that governance is poor

ekineme:
I doubt you are a Nigerian, You wish Nigeria to lose? In a Cup Final? to make which people serious if I might ask?

Nigerians that has never asked of what's going on in their states.

Adamux:
You look like a Southerner that is used to selling her body for money because of hunger. You this cow dung.

Nope. I v never sold my body but it's obvious you are a blînded man with religion, corruption of ya region and suffering!
Moreso, isn't it elites from ya regions that hide under religion in the day and patronize prostitutes at night? https://www.eremmel.com/2019/02/10/gombe-ashawo-joints-prostitutes-brothels-olosho-sx-workers/
Are you enjoying those terrorism, kidnapping, religious incitment, child marriage and other menace?
Are you born to suffer?
Naso ya lïfe spoil reach?
Ya mates in Saudi Arabia are enjoying but northërners are suffering!
That's mädness + slävery of the mind!
Repent cos na only one life you get!
Before you reply, consider that ya life has spóil and you need repair!

ecolime:
Baby lawyer

You can't pay my salary oo.. I charge in $$$

Wish you well in your career and it's nice bantering with you. Be good 🤝

I m good. Meanwhile, you look like a regular suffer head Nigerian. Let me take you off street!
Is this not you below?

waice6571:
As you have said it, so shall it be for you..... Psm 35 hasn't lost its potency upon my destiny.

I m a daughter of Zion, Psm 35 ll rather convert to blessings for me.
You can e joy the curses in Deut 28.
Meanwhile, I m not here to fight you. As long as Nigeria lose tonight, I m satisfied. It's men like you that use soccer to quench ya worries. Ya mind won't rest cos Nigeria must lose. You all should focus on ya states and demand good good governance!